Do you poop at work?

Merkin Baller

Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either

dankind said:

I have not been to the office in-- I've lost count.

At any rate, goddamn, do I ever miss pooping at work. I would save my poops for work. I could relax, unwind, not give a fuck, and just unload. It was damn near luxurious. 

At home, I've got kids yelling, dogs barking, wife texting. How's a man supposed to comfortably go about his business with all that nonsense?

https://youtu.be/pPJSHpRhge8

"I'm gonna take a few down with me & drop my good side...."

Ledbetterman10

Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either

bootlegger10 said:

Everybody poops, right?

I saw an interview with Chris Ballew from the Presidents of the United States of America where he said he once pitched "Everybody Poops" to Weird Al as a parody of "Everybody Hurts" by REM. Al wasn't into it, but Chris even said what his video idea was; a montage of people eating and getting stomach aches and/or rushing to the bathroom...and when the line "Everybody poops.......sometimes" comes, it would be a port-a-john door opening with Al poking his head out to say "Sometimes......." 

JeBurkhardt

When the urge hits, you don't have a lot of choice in the matter.

2-feign-reluctance

Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either

JeBurkhardt said:

When the urge hits, you don't have a lot of choice in the matter.

3 words, bowel training program. Also, @dankind, your Photoshop skills are on point. That isn't steak. 

dankind

2-feign-reluctance said:

JeBurkhardt said:

When the urge hits, you don't have a lot of choice in the matter.

3 words, bowel training program. Also, @dankind, your Photoshop skills are on point. That isn't steak. 

That was originally posted here by @The Juggler 

I think the story is that a Phillies broadcaster ordered a cheesesteak in Milwaukee or something, and that was what they got.

lastexitlondon

Thats a cheesestank

mickeyrat

Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either

dankind said:

2-feign-reluctance said:

JeBurkhardt said:

When the urge hits, you don't have a lot of choice in the matter.

3 words, bowel training program. Also, @dankind, your Photoshop skills are on point. That isn't steak. 

That was originally posted here by @The Juggler 

I think the story is that a Phillies broadcaster ordered a cheesesteak in Milwaukee or something, and that was what they got.

chopped steak sandwich with cheese....

tempo_n_groove

That's meatloaf w cheese in a bun...

dankind

Sometimes, it feels like work poops at me.

lastexitlondon

On you!

dankind

lastexitlondon said:

On you!

No way. I’d find another job if that were the case. 

Hobbes

dankind said:

lastexitlondon said:

On you!

No way. I’d find another job if that were the case. 

Rumor has it the Cleveland Steamers are shopping for an ace but will settle for a deuce.

dankind

Hobbes said:

dankind said:

lastexitlondon said:

On you!

No way. I’d find another job if that were the case. 

Rumor has it the Cleveland Steamers are shopping for an ace but will settle for a deuce.

Well, if they know their man is working hard....

Gern Blansten

Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation

MayDay10 said:

I avoid it at all costs.  If I have to, I make sure I am undetected entering the bathroom, proceed as quickly as possible... and leave undetected.  Usually approaching and egressing from the bathroom area from/to different directions to throw off the trail.

I worked at an accounting firm years ago that had an office on the 4th floor of a building that had centralized restrooms on each floor.  

The door to the office had a chime on it and the reception window was about 15 feet away from the door which meant that the secretary couldn't always see who was coming and going.  There was a bell sitting next to the door (inside) that we were supposed to ring before we walked out and ring when returning so that everyone in the office knew it was one of us instead of a client, etc.

That created awkward situations for me when I would be gone too long.  They knew I was pooping.

Hobbes

dankind said:

Hobbes said:

dankind said:

lastexitlondon said:

On you!

No way. I’d find another job if that were the case. 

Rumor has it the Cleveland Steamers are shopping for an ace but will settle for a deuce.

Well, if they know their man is working hard....

Grunt work.

mfc2006

Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation

We have a pretty large facility here with a lot of restrooms. I have to leave my office quite a bit anyway, so it's not too unusual to be away for awhile. That being said, I tend to use the RR away from our primary offices and only if it cannot be avoided. I'd much rather wait until I get home.

2-feign-reluctance

Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either

Gern Blansten said:

MayDay10 said:

I avoid it at all costs.  If I have to, I make sure I am undetected entering the bathroom, proceed as quickly as possible... and leave undetected.  Usually approaching and egressing from the bathroom area from/to different directions to throw off the trail.

I worked at an accounting firm years ago that had an office on the 4th floor of a building that had centralized restrooms on each floor.  

The door to the office had a chime on it and the reception window was about 15 feet away from the door which meant that the secretary couldn't always see who was coming and going.  There was a bell sitting next to the door (inside) that we were supposed to ring before we walked out and ring when returning so that everyone in the office knew it was one of us instead of a client, etc.

That created awkward situations for me when I would be gone too long.  They knew I was pooping.

Damn. That is a system designed for embarrassment! 

Merkin Baller

Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either

In our office, the men's room is right across a narrow hall from the conference room. 


My boss's extremely loud shits always make for some awkward moments when the young ladies from our accounting company are in preparing the taxes every spring. 

2-feign-reluctance

Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either

Merkin Baller said:

In our office, the men's room is right across a narrow hall from the conference room. 


My boss's extremely loud shits always make for some awkward moments when the young ladies from our accounting company are in preparing the taxes every spring. 

Hobbes

2-feign-reluctance said:

Merkin Baller said:

In our office, the men's room is right across a narrow hall from the conference room. 


My boss's extremely loud shits always make for some awkward moments when the young ladies from our accounting company are in preparing the taxes every spring.