Do you poop at work?
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Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situationGreat question.
I avoid it at all costs. I benefit from having my own restroom but people still know. If you are away from your desk too long everybody fucking knows.
I pride myself on having a reliable internal mechanism that allows me to go soon after waking. I take care of business and get on with my day worry free.Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)
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Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me eitherDon’t try n hide it w/ febreeze
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Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me eitherYes, no issues since I work from home.0
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No, I hold it until I get homeI avoid it at all costs. If I have to, I make sure I am undetected entering the bathroom, proceed as quickly as possible... and leave undetected. Usually approaching and egressing from the bathroom area from/to different directions to throw off the trail.0
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I have not been to the office in-- I've lost count.
At any rate, goddamn, do I ever miss pooping at work. I would save my poops for work. I could relax, unwind, not give a fuck, and just unload. It was damn near luxurious.
At home, I've got kids yelling, dogs barking, wife texting. How's a man supposed to comfortably go about his business with all that nonsense?https://youtu.be/pPJSHpRhge8
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Now that I've worked from home for nearly ten years, I download files whenever needed.
Before that?
Almost twenty years in the rat race and I bet I only pooped at work 5 times. That was a poopmergency situation, only.
My first job I had a desk not far from the only bathroom in our small office.
When we moved offices about a year later I sat about as far away from this shitter as possible. I learned WAY too much about my coworkers during that year.
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Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me eitherif necessary.
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Thank goodness I can’t work anymore. Well, for that and a few other reasons.
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Tough seeing this thread just above the Philly Cheesesteak thread.09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN; 05/04/2024 & 05/06/2024, Vancouver, BC; 05/10/2024, Portland, OR;
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Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situationMayDay10 said:I avoid it at all costs. If I have to, I make sure I am undetected entering the bathroom, proceed as quickly as possible... and leave undetected. Usually approaching and egressing from the bathroom area from/to different directions to throw off the trail.4.17.94 Paramount 9.28.96 Randall's Island 8.25.00 Jones Beach 4.28.03 Spectrum 7.5.03 Camden 7.6.03 Camden 07.08.03 MSG 07.09.03 MSG 7.12.03 Hershey 7.14.03 Holmdel 6.12.08 Tampa 10.19.13 Brooklyn 4.11.16 Tampa 5.1.16 MSG 5.2.16 MSG 8.7.16 Fenway 9.2.18 Fenway 9.4.18 Fenway 9.11.22 MSG 9.16.22 Nashville 9.18.23 Austin 9.19.23 Austin 9.3.24 MSG 9.4.24 MSG Fenway 9.15.24 Fenway 9.17.24 Hollywood 4.24.25 Nashville 5.6.25 Nashville 5.8.250
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Halifax2TheMax said:Tough seeing this thread just above the Philly Cheesesteak thread.I SAW PEARL JAM0
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No, I hold it until I get homeGreat thread, hilarious responses
only in rare emergency situations, so very rare
i live relatively close to work, and am fairly free, so I can drive home if needed lol
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That up there does NOT look like a cheesesteak. Though technically…0
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I always had such tough time with using toilets anywhere. Shame really as we all do go to the toilet. But it haunts me
this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -0 -
I try not to but sometimes, you do what you got to do and I take my time just like I would at home...lol
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Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me eithermickeyrat said:if necessary.
it was necessary. suggest waiting a couple hours before going in there.
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Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me eitherEverybody poops, right?0
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CROJAM95 said:Don’t try n hide it w/ febreeze
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Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
On the reg and I don't give it a second thought.
Now, if I was down on the production floor and had to use THAT bathroom, I would have a different approach, but there's only a few of us upstairs, so fortunately the bathroom I use is kept pretty clean.0
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