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2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,148
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Do you poop at work? 42 votes

No, I hold it until I get home
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MayDay10mookieblalockerebus 3 votes
Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
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Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation
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I don't poop
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    Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Your Mom's Posts: 17,986
    Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation
    Great question.

    I avoid it at all costs.  I benefit from having my own restroom but people still know.  If you are away from your desk too long everybody fucking knows.

    I pride myself on having a reliable internal mechanism that allows me to go soon after waking.  I take care of business and get on with my day worry free.
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    CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 9,181
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    Don’t try n hide it w/ febreeze

    much worse 🤦🏻
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    Jumb0Jumb0 Posts: 910
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    Yes, no issues since I work from home.
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    MayDay10MayDay10 Posts: 11,612
    No, I hold it until I get home
    I avoid it at all costs.  If I have to, I make sure I am undetected entering the bathroom, proceed as quickly as possible... and leave undetected.  Usually approaching and egressing from the bathroom area from/to different directions to throw off the trail.
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    I have not been to the office in-- I've lost count.

    At any rate, goddamn, do I ever miss pooping at work. I would save my poops for work. I could relax, unwind, not give a fuck, and just unload. It was damn near luxurious. 

    At home, I've got kids yelling, dogs barking, wife texting. How's a man supposed to comfortably go about his business with all that nonsense?

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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,652
    Now that I've worked from home for nearly ten years, I download files whenever needed.
    Before that?
    Almost twenty years in the rat race and I bet I only pooped at work 5 times.  That was a poopmergency situation, only.  

    My first job I had a desk not far from the only bathroom in our small office.
    When we moved offices about a year later I sat about as far away from this shitter as possible.  I learned WAY too much about my coworkers during that year.

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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,886
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    if necessary.
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    Thank goodness I can’t work anymore. Well, for that and a few other reasons. 

    DK, your forthrightness and sheer pride… :how_interesting:

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    Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 36,657
    Tough seeing this thread just above the Philly Cheesesteak thread. 
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    CO278952CO278952 Orlando, FL Posts: 1,236
    Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation
    MayDay10 said:
    I avoid it at all costs.  If I have to, I make sure I am undetected entering the bathroom, proceed as quickly as possible... and leave undetected.  Usually approaching and egressing from the bathroom area from/to different directions to throw off the trail.
    🤣
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Halifax2TheMax said:
    Tough seeing this thread just above the Philly Cheesesteak thread. 
    Especially with this last one @The Juggler posted from the Midwest somewhere. 


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    Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,731
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    Every single day. 
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    erebuserebus Posts: 553
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    No, I hold it until I get home
    Great thread, hilarious responses 
    only in rare emergency situations, so very rare
    i live relatively close to work, and am fairly free, so I can drive home if needed lol

    now I will have to go reread the Boston Puker thread
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    That up there does NOT look like a cheesesteak. Though technically…
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    lastexitlondonlastexitlondon Posts: 12,029
    I always had such tough  time with using  toilets  anywhere.  Shame really as we all do go to the  toilet. But it haunts me
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    JV130312JV130312 STATE OF LOVE & TRUST Posts: 2,413
    I try not to but sometimes, you do what you got to do and I take my time just like I would at home...lol
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,886
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    mickeyrat said:
    if necessary.

    it was necessary. suggest waiting a couple hours before going in there.
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    bootlegger10bootlegger10 Posts: 15,548
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    Everybody poops, right?
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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 39,066
    CROJAM95 said:
    Don’t try n hide it w/ febreeze

    much worse 🤦🏻
    Courtesy flush.  I'm sure most of us haven't been in prison but if you are in a shared area, please, flush while going
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    Merkin BallerMerkin Baller Posts: 10,516
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either

    On the reg and I don't give it a second thought. 

    Now, if I was down on the production floor and had to use THAT bathroom, I would have a different approach, but there's only a few of us upstairs, so fortunately the bathroom I use is kept pretty clean. 
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    Merkin BallerMerkin Baller Posts: 10,516
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    dankind said:
    I have not been to the office in-- I've lost count.

    At any rate, goddamn, do I ever miss pooping at work. I would save my poops for work. I could relax, unwind, not give a fuck, and just unload. It was damn near luxurious. 

    At home, I've got kids yelling, dogs barking, wife texting. How's a man supposed to comfortably go about his business with all that nonsense?

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    Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,731
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    bootlegger10 said:
    Everybody poops, right?
    I saw an interview with Chris Ballew from the Presidents of the United States of America where he said he once pitched "Everybody Poops" to Weird Al as a parody of "Everybody Hurts" by REM. Al wasn't into it, but Chris even said what his video idea was; a montage of people eating and getting stomach aches and/or rushing to the bathroom...and when the line "Everybody poops.......sometimes" comes, it would be a port-a-john door opening with Al poking his head out to say "Sometimes......." 
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    JeBurkhardtJeBurkhardt Posts: 4,520
    When the urge hits, you don't have a lot of choice in the matter.
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    2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,148
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    JeBurkhardt said:
    When the urge hits, you don't have a lot of choice in the matter.
    3 words, bowel training program. Also, @dankind, your Photoshop skills are on point. That isn't steak. 
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    2-feign-reluctance said:
    JeBurkhardt said:
    When the urge hits, you don't have a lot of choice in the matter.
    3 words, bowel training program. Also, @dankind, your Photoshop skills are on point. That isn't steak. 
    That was originally posted here by @The Juggler 

    I think the story is that a Phillies broadcaster ordered a cheesesteak in Milwaukee or something, and that was what they got.
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    lastexitlondonlastexitlondon Posts: 12,029
    Thats a cheesestank
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,886
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    dankind said:
    2-feign-reluctance said:
    JeBurkhardt said:
    When the urge hits, you don't have a lot of choice in the matter.
    3 words, bowel training program. Also, @dankind, your Photoshop skills are on point. That isn't steak. 
    That was originally posted here by @The Juggler 

    I think the story is that a Phillies broadcaster ordered a cheesesteak in Milwaukee or something, and that was what they got.

    chopped steak sandwich with cheese....
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    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 39,066
    That's meatloaf w cheese in a bun...
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Sometimes, it feels like work poops at me.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    lastexitlondonlastexitlondon Posts: 12,029
    On you!
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