Do you poop at work?

mfc2006

Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation

Turd Burglars??? LOL

mickeyrat

Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either

twice in one shift AT TWO DIFFERENT TERMINALS!!!!!

dankind

I came into the office today to box up my stuff so that it doesn't get trashed when they remodel my floor.

And you know, I didn't even have to go that badly; I just needed to reconnect with my old friend.

And it feels so goo-ood.

2-feign-reluctance

Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either

dankind said:

I came into the office today to box up my stuff so that it doesn't get trashed when they remodel my floor.

And you know, I didn't even have to go that badly; I just needed to reconnect with my old friend.

And it feels so goo-ood.

So, in a sense, you kind of prepped the space for them eh? 

dankind

2-feign-reluctance said:

dankind said:

I came into the office today to box up my stuff so that it doesn't get trashed when they remodel my floor.

And you know, I didn't even have to go that badly; I just needed to reconnect with my old friend.

And it feels so goo-ood.

So, in a sense, you kind of prepped the space for them eh? 

One more time, with feeling, before heading home. 

brianlux

Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation

#1 bizarre poll question ever! 

There are several cliche's that apply here:
-It's never a great idea to resist "the call of nature."
-"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go."
-"You are not what you eat.  You are what you don't poop."
-And of course, "Shit happens."

mfc2006

Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation

I walked into the restroom today to wash my hands after eating an Orange & immediately walked out. It was one of the worst sounding and smelling poop sessions of all time. Good lord. I don’t know who it was, but I think they need to see a doctor.

bootlegger10

Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either

brianlux said:

#1 bizarre poll question ever! 

There are several cliche's that apply here:
-It's never a great idea to resist "the call of nature."
-"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go."
-"You are not what you eat.  You are what you don't poop."
-And of course, "Shit happens."

Nice!  It is interesting though.  Something everyone does is something that people get embarrassed about.  

My bathroom at work is cleaner than my bathroom at home probably.  I would be surprised if I went #2 at home more than 3-4 times a month.  Probably a sign I spend too much time at work.

dankind

mfc2006 said:

I walked into the restroom today to wash my hands after eating an Orange & immediately walked out. It was one of the worst sounding and smelling poop sessions of all time. Good lord. I don’t know who it was, but I think they need to see a doctor.

Saw the doc yesterday; he said everything’s normal. 

mfc2006

Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation

dankind said:

mfc2006 said:

I walked into the restroom today to wash my hands after eating an Orange & immediately walked out. It was one of the worst sounding and smelling poop sessions of all time. Good lord. I don’t know who it was, but I think they need to see a doctor.

Saw the doc yesterday; he said everything’s normal. 

LOL

Wobbie

dankind said:

I have not been to the office in-- I've lost count.

At any rate, goddamn, do I ever miss pooping at work. I would save my poops for work. I could relax, unwind, not give a fuck, and just unload. It was damn near luxurious. 

Co-worker of the year!

2-feign-reluctance

Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either

Pulled a yes, and I don't care yesterday. Also, these college kids man, what the fuck are they eating these days? 

HughFreakingDillon

Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either

at least once a day. about 60-90 minutes after arrival. sometimes a second session in the afternoon. 

me and my boss and the HR guy all have kind of the same timing. HR guy will come in "dammit (hugh)!" cause he recognizes my shoes. if my boss is in there, neither me nor the HR guy go anywhere NEAR it for at least an hour after. he routinely shits out dead animals. 

another co worker of mine refuses to do it at work. his routine is set for when he gets up and/or when he arrives home. occasionally he's told me he's had a close call, if there's a traffic jam. he'll check the traffic report before leaving work. I find it so odd that people like him refuse to go anywhere but home. 

he once did the "shitting dance" by my cube, as he was due to leave in about 5 minutes and was worried he wouldn't make it (he has a 20 minute drive home!). I'm like "dude, nearly no one is here, just go". his thing was "but then people will KNOW". 

oftenreading

HughFreakingDillon said:

at least once a day. about 60-90 minutes after arrival. sometimes a second session in the afternoon. 

me and my boss and the HR guy all have kind of the same timing. HR guy will come in "dammit (hugh)!" cause he recognizes my shoes. if my boss is in there, neither me nor the HR guy go anywhere NEAR it for at least an hour after. he routinely shits out dead animals. 

another co worker of mine refuses to do it at work. his routine is set for when he gets up and/or when he arrives home. occasionally he's told me he's had a close call, if there's a traffic jam. he'll check the traffic report before leaving work. I find it so odd that people like him refuse to go anywhere but home. 

he once did the "shitting dance" by my cube, as he was due to leave in about 5 minutes and was worried he wouldn't make it (he has a 20 minute drive home!). I'm like "dude, nearly no one is here, just go". his thing was "but then people will KNOW". 

Newsflash - people already know that you poop

oftenreading

Seriously, you people are weird. It's a normal biological function. No one is fooled into thinking that you are able to eat without ever defecating.

HughFreakingDillon

Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either

oftenreading said:

HughFreakingDillon said:

at least once a day. about 60-90 minutes after arrival. sometimes a second session in the afternoon. 

me and my boss and the HR guy all have kind of the same timing. HR guy will come in "dammit (hugh)!" cause he recognizes my shoes. if my boss is in there, neither me nor the HR guy go anywhere NEAR it for at least an hour after. he routinely shits out dead animals. 

another co worker of mine refuses to do it at work. his routine is set for when he gets up and/or when he arrives home. occasionally he's told me he's had a close call, if there's a traffic jam. he'll check the traffic report before leaving work. I find it so odd that people like him refuse to go anywhere but home. 

he once did the "shitting dance" by my cube, as he was due to leave in about 5 minutes and was worried he wouldn't make it (he has a 20 minute drive home!). I'm like "dude, nearly no one is here, just go". his thing was "but then people will KNOW". 

Newsflash - people already know that you poop

I know, that's what I tell him. it's so odd that grown men (people) are so weird about this. it's not like the stall is see through. 

GlowGirl

oftenreading said:

Seriously, you people are weird. It's a normal biological function. No one is fooled into thinking that you are able to eat without ever defecating.

Gern Blansten

Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation

oftenreading said:

Seriously, you people are weird. It's a normal biological function. No one is fooled into thinking that you are able to eat without ever defecating.

That's not the point.  It's the vulnerable spot you put yourself in while the act is being carried out.

HesCalledDyer

Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either

Paid to shit?  Why not?!!

oftenreading

Gern Blansten said:

oftenreading said:

Seriously, you people are weird. It's a normal biological function. No one is fooled into thinking that you are able to eat without ever defecating.

That's not the point.  It's the vulnerable spot you put yourself in while the act is being carried out.

“Vulnerable”?

Holy FSM you people are coddled  

dankind

oftenreading said:

Gern Blansten said:

oftenreading said:

Seriously, you people are weird. It's a normal biological function. No one is fooled into thinking that you are able to eat without ever defecating.

That's not the point.  It's the vulnerable spot you put yourself in while the act is being carried out.

“Vulnerable”?

Holy FSM you people are coddled  

Yes. In my Psycho reboot, Norman Bates/Mother kills Marion Crane on the shitter. 

Hobbes

Vincent was on the job. He left himself pretty vulnerable, I'd say.

Gern Blansten

Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation

Hobbes said:

Vincent was on the job. He left himself pretty vulnerable, I'd say.

exactly

Gern Blansten

Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation

honestly my trauma probably started with the bell ringing stuff...scarred for life

2-feign-reluctance

Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either

Exploring all related aspects to the poll. That’s why I love this place! 

hedonist

You sure don’t wanna go out like Gigi on the Sopranos. 

2-feign-reluctance

Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either

Poop O' Clock around here is 10am. Most of my colleagues are working parents, so we're relatively on the same brekkie and coffee schedule. This presents unique challenges. Such as pooping in the same space as the dean. 

markymark550

Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either

Made a guy gag today while he was using the urinal. Oddly proud of that lol.

dankind

markymark550 said:

Made a guy gag today while he was using the urinal. Oddly proud of that lol.

My man. 

mickeyrat

Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either

left my mark in cincy .