The coronavirus
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oftenreading said:brianlux said:mace1229 said:Poncier said:static111 said:I saw three 20 somethings taking turns going into a coffee shop yesterday. They were taking turns because they had one mask between them and were passing it on to the next guy after getting their coffee. I was speechless.
Just like I learned when I’m out with a group for dinner, make sure to always get the bill settled before people start leaving. More often than not if you’re the last few left and everyone just dropped cash, you’ll be short.This is one of those math word problems, right?"Three idiots walk up to a coffee shop. One of them has a mask. One of them as a five dollar bill, another has 8 singles, the third one has ten dimes. No one wants to touch coins because the may carry the virus longer than credit cards. One idiot has a dog. A dog costs $11.00. How many idiots will end up with a cup of coffee, who will wear the mask, and which idiot will end up with the dog?"
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oftenreading said:brianlux said:mace1229 said:Poncier said:static111 said:I saw three 20 somethings taking turns going into a coffee shop yesterday. They were taking turns because they had one mask between them and were passing it on to the next guy after getting their coffee. I was speechless.
Just like I learned when I’m out with a group for dinner, make sure to always get the bill settled before people start leaving. More often than not if you’re the last few left and everyone just dropped cash, you’ll be short.This is one of those math word problems, right?"Three idiots walk up to a coffee shop. One of them has a mask. One of them as a five dollar bill, another has 8 singles, the third one has ten dimes. No one wants to touch coins because the may carry the virus longer than credit cards. One idiot has a dog. A dog costs $11.00. How many idiots will end up with a cup of coffee, who will wear the mask, and which idiot will end up with the dog?"
That makes all the difference.
I'm not sure but bonus points for you for thinking of it!
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brianlux said:oftenreading said:brianlux said:mace1229 said:Poncier said:static111 said:I saw three 20 somethings taking turns going into a coffee shop yesterday. They were taking turns because they had one mask between them and were passing it on to the next guy after getting their coffee. I was speechless.
Just like I learned when I’m out with a group for dinner, make sure to always get the bill settled before people start leaving. More often than not if you’re the last few left and everyone just dropped cash, you’ll be short.This is one of those math word problems, right?"Three idiots walk up to a coffee shop. One of them has a mask. One of them as a five dollar bill, another has 8 singles, the third one has ten dimes. No one wants to touch coins because the may carry the virus longer than credit cards. One idiot has a dog. A dog costs $11.00. How many idiots will end up with a cup of coffee, who will wear the mask, and which idiot will end up with the dog?"
That makes all the difference.
I'm not sure but bonus points for you for thinking of it!my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf0 -
Wonder how many of the TX numbers are coming from Mexico? No real great data out there, but border towns are treating Mexican nationals:
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PJPOWER said:Wonder how many of the TX numbers are coming from Mexico? No real great data out there, but border towns are treating Mexican nationals:09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN; 05/04/2024 & 05/06/2024, Vancouver, BC; 05/10/2024, Portland, OR;
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Halifax2TheMax said:PJPOWER said:Wonder how many of the TX numbers are coming from Mexico? No real great data out there, but border towns are treating Mexican nationals:Scio me nihil scire
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At this point we are in the hands of the scientists who are working on vaccines because our inept administration & president have failed miserably and simply don’t give a hoot how many Americans die!jesus greets me looks just like me ....0
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josevolution said:At this point we are in the hands of the scientists who are working on vaccines because our inept administration & president have failed miserably and simply don’t give a hoot how many Americans die!0
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static111 said:Halifax2TheMax said:PJPOWER said:Wonder how many of the TX numbers are coming from Mexico? No real great data out there, but border towns are treating Mexican nationals:Post edited by PJPOWER on0
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bbiggs said:josevolution said:At this point we are in the hands of the scientists who are working on vaccines because our inept administration & president have failed miserably and simply don’t give a hoot how many Americans die!jesus greets me looks just like me ....0
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bbiggs said:josevolution said:At this point we are in the hands of the scientists who are working on vaccines because our inept administration & president have failed miserably and simply don’t give a hoot how many Americans die!0
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It’s hot as hell today maybe the virus will disappear..jesus greets me looks just like me ....0
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dignin said:bbiggs said:josevolution said:At this point we are in the hands of the scientists who are working on vaccines because our inept administration & president have failed miserably and simply don’t give a hoot how many Americans die!0
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bbiggs said:dignin said:bbiggs said:josevolution said:At this point we are in the hands of the scientists who are working on vaccines because our inept administration & president have failed miserably and simply don’t give a hoot how many Americans die!1995 Milwaukee 1998 Alpine, Alpine 2003 Albany, Boston, Boston, Boston 2004 Boston, Boston 2006 Hartford, St. Paul (Petty), St. Paul (Petty) 2011 Alpine, Alpine
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bbiggs said:dignin said:bbiggs said:josevolution said:At this point we are in the hands of the scientists who are working on vaccines because our inept administration & president have failed miserably and simply don’t give a hoot how many Americans die!
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bbiggs said:josevolution said:At this point we are in the hands of the scientists who are working on vaccines because our inept administration & president have failed miserably and simply don’t give a hoot how many Americans die!
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bbiggs said:josevolution said:At this point we are in the hands of the scientists who are working on vaccines because our inept administration & president have failed miserably and simply don’t give a hoot how many Americans die!0
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Our country is so divided I wonder if libs would have worn masks if Trump advocated for them in the beginning.I'll ride the wave where it takes me......0
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Merkin Baller said:bbiggs said:josevolution said:At this point we are in the hands of the scientists who are working on vaccines because our inept administration & president have failed miserably and simply don’t give a hoot how many Americans die!0
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