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  • static111
    static111 Posts: 5,093
    hedonist said:
    Hold up!  Don't let this thread devolve like the others :no_mouth:
    I will do my part by not replying unless I absolutely feel the need to be ridiculous.
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  • mcgruff10
    mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 29,125
    Sitting at my desk, grading some essays, all of a sudden I turn to the left and literally six inches from my face is one of my students: "I feel like I"m going to puke, can I go to the nurse?"    fml
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,485
    mcgruff10 said:
    I was at the doctor's last week for a sinus infection and a nurse taking my vitals swears that he heard from another big wig government doctor that this virus was a man made weapon and somehow leaked out of the lab.  The reason that it isn't killing children is because it was meant to take out the adult population.  
    was this doctor actually Dean Koontz?
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    static111 said:
    hedonist said:
    Hold up!  Don't let this thread devolve like the others :no_mouth:
    I will do my part by not replying unless I absolutely feel the need to be ridiculous.
    ;)
  • static111
    static111 Posts: 5,093
    mcgruff10 said:
    I was at the doctor's last week for a sinus infection and a nurse taking my vitals swears that he heard from another big wig government doctor that this virus was a man made weapon and somehow leaked out of the lab.  The reason that it isn't killing children is because it was meant to take out the adult population.  
    was this doctor actually Dean Koontz?
    Dr. Randall Flagg
    Scio me nihil scire

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  • mrussel1
    mrussel1 Posts: 30,882
    static111 said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    I was at the doctor's last week for a sinus infection and a nurse taking my vitals swears that he heard from another big wig government doctor that this virus was a man made weapon and somehow leaked out of the lab.  The reason that it isn't killing children is because it was meant to take out the adult population.  
    was this doctor actually Dean Koontz?
    Dr. Randall Flagg
    Disease... disease...spreading the disease.. with some help from Captain Tripps, bring the world down to its knees...

    Nice Stand reference..
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,994
    mrussel1 said:
    static111 said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    I was at the doctor's last week for a sinus infection and a nurse taking my vitals swears that he heard from another big wig government doctor that this virus was a man made weapon and somehow leaked out of the lab.  The reason that it isn't killing children is because it was meant to take out the adult population.  
    was this doctor actually Dean Koontz?
    Dr. Randall Flagg
    Disease... disease...spreading the disease.. with some help from Captain Tripps, bring the world down to its knees...

    Nice Stand reference..
    Believe it or not, King actually responded to comparisons to The Stand...


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  • mrussel1
    mrussel1 Posts: 30,882
    mrussel1 said:
    static111 said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    I was at the doctor's last week for a sinus infection and a nurse taking my vitals swears that he heard from another big wig government doctor that this virus was a man made weapon and somehow leaked out of the lab.  The reason that it isn't killing children is because it was meant to take out the adult population.  
    was this doctor actually Dean Koontz?
    Dr. Randall Flagg
    Disease... disease...spreading the disease.. with some help from Captain Tripps, bring the world down to its knees...

    Nice Stand reference..
    Believe it or not, King actually responded to comparisons to The Stand...


    It's really one of the great American novels of the 20th century.  I think it's a fantastic book.  

  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,994
    mrussel1 said:
    mrussel1 said:
    static111 said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    I was at the doctor's last week for a sinus infection and a nurse taking my vitals swears that he heard from another big wig government doctor that this virus was a man made weapon and somehow leaked out of the lab.  The reason that it isn't killing children is because it was meant to take out the adult population.  
    was this doctor actually Dean Koontz?
    Dr. Randall Flagg
    Disease... disease...spreading the disease.. with some help from Captain Tripps, bring the world down to its knees...

    Nice Stand reference..
    Believe it or not, King actually responded to comparisons to The Stand...


    It's really one of the great American novels of the 20th century.  I think it's a fantastic book.  
    I should re-read it. I read it like 15 years ago. I'm actually re-reading The Shining right now so maybe I'll read that next. 
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  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,479
    CM189191 said:
    The virus has reached my hometown of Trollhättan. Worried about my parents a bit. Both is getting up there in age. And mom works in a restaurant so she runs into a lot of people. And dad has had some lung problems in the past.

    FIRST GENERAL MOTORS FUCKS SAAB FLINT-STYLE -- AND NOW THIS?!
    Maybe you need more political parties.  That would probably solve all your problems. 
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  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,403
    New Rochelle is on lockdown...

    And so the rest will follow suit soon?
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    mrussel1 said:
    mrussel1 said:
    static111 said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    I was at the doctor's last week for a sinus infection and a nurse taking my vitals swears that he heard from another big wig government doctor that this virus was a man made weapon and somehow leaked out of the lab.  The reason that it isn't killing children is because it was meant to take out the adult population.  
    was this doctor actually Dean Koontz?
    Dr. Randall Flagg
    Disease... disease...spreading the disease.. with some help from Captain Tripps, bring the world down to its knees...

    Nice Stand reference..
    Believe it or not, King actually responded to comparisons to The Stand...


    It's really one of the great American novels of the 20th century.  I think it's a fantastic book.  

    I love King and I haven't read that one, really need to.
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  • Halifax2TheMax
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    mrussel1 said:
    static111 said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    I was at the doctor's last week for a sinus infection and a nurse taking my vitals swears that he heard from another big wig government doctor that this virus was a man made weapon and somehow leaked out of the lab.  The reason that it isn't killing children is because it was meant to take out the adult population.  
    was this doctor actually Dean Koontz?
    Dr. Randall Flagg
    Disease... disease...spreading the disease.. with some help from Captain Tripps, bring the world down to its knees...

    Nice Stand reference..
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  • mrussel1
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    rgambs said:
    mrussel1 said:
    mrussel1 said:
    static111 said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    I was at the doctor's last week for a sinus infection and a nurse taking my vitals swears that he heard from another big wig government doctor that this virus was a man made weapon and somehow leaked out of the lab.  The reason that it isn't killing children is because it was meant to take out the adult population.  
    was this doctor actually Dean Koontz?
    Dr. Randall Flagg
    Disease... disease...spreading the disease.. with some help from Captain Tripps, bring the world down to its knees...

    Nice Stand reference..
    Believe it or not, King actually responded to comparisons to The Stand...


    It's really one of the great American novels of the 20th century.  I think it's a fantastic book.  

    I love King and I haven't read that one, really need to.
    It's his best book, except maybe Different Seasons IMO.  
  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,479

    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • static111
    static111 Posts: 5,093
    mrussel1 said:
    rgambs said:
    mrussel1 said:
    mrussel1 said:
    static111 said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    I was at the doctor's last week for a sinus infection and a nurse taking my vitals swears that he heard from another big wig government doctor that this virus was a man made weapon and somehow leaked out of the lab.  The reason that it isn't killing children is because it was meant to take out the adult population.  
    was this doctor actually Dean Koontz?
    Dr. Randall Flagg
    Disease... disease...spreading the disease.. with some help from Captain Tripps, bring the world down to its knees...

    Nice Stand reference..
    Believe it or not, King actually responded to comparisons to The Stand...


    It's really one of the great American novels of the 20th century.  I think it's a fantastic book.  

    I love King and I haven't read that one, really need to.
    It's his best book, except maybe Different Seasons IMO.  
    Please read the Dark Tower series.  It is so much better than the disaster of a movie
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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Great minds think alike! I thought of making one of those early on today. I like step #7 the BEST.
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  • rgambs
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    I really, really like the Dark Tower series.  The genre blending is superb, the characters are rich, and it has an epic tone that really sticks with you.
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  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,479
    tish said:
    Great minds think alike! I thought of making one of those early on today. I like step #7 the BEST.
    I dug this one more though


    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    tish said:
    Great minds think alike! I thought of making one of those early on today. I like step #7 the BEST.
    I dug this one more though


    Ew.  Did they write this in 6th grade?
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