Who gets sued??

Hagrid7575

JojoRice

You can't handle the truth!

JM144705

While I know this thread was started as a troll, the responses have been amazing. You guys make my $40 a year worth it alone. Always a good way to kill some time while in a Hyperbaric Chamber. 

tdawe

You know, we're laughing at this like we don't all live in 2020. Can't you see turning on the TV in a couple months...

"And you can't even get tickets for Pearl Jam anymore. Not me, I go to whatever shows I want, but people come up to me all the time, big guys, big strong handsome guys with big beautiful beards like you've never seen, and they've got tears in their eyes and they say 'Mr. Trump, sir, we can't get tickets for Pearl Jam anymore.' And I say what are you talking about? You remember, Pearl Jam would go on tour and you'd fill out your little form and say 'I want 8 tickets for Madison Square Garden' and you'd mail it in. And then you'd show up at the concert and they'd have your tickets. Sometimes they wouldn't even cash the check. Third row, Mike side and you'd be there with all your friends and all the beautiful fans and you'd have an outstanding time. Singing I'm Alive and everything. So I said what's the problem and he says sir, you can't do it anymore. And he shows me this email [crowd: boo!] and he printed it out and it's four pages long. I said who's gonna read this thing? And you have to go online and click through nine pages with the forms and if one letter, one letter is out place, they throw your entry in the garbage [crowd: boo!]. And sometimes you even do a perfect, a perfect entry and you still don't get tickets, people who have been in the club for 40 years and they don't get tickets. [crowd: BOOO!] But it's something we're looking into very strongly. I told Mick - Mick, right, I told you, we need to figure out what's going on here. And we will, and it will be wonderful. But then you go to the concert and you see all these people, all these people on the floor and in beautiful, perfect seats, and they're waving flags from all over the place and you're saying, who are these people? Where did they come from? [crowd: BOOOOOOOOO!] And all the real fans are crammed up in the rafters, you can't even see anything, you might as well be in the parking lot. That's what people tell me, when I go I'm usually backstage. Sometimes in a box. But often I'm backstage, or on the side. But usually I'm in a box. Vince Vaughn, all that. Most people don't know this, but me and Ed - I call him ED. ED. [crowd: cheers] Most people call him Eddie. I call him ED. The first time I met him he came up to me and he said 'Mr. Trump, sir, it's such a pleasure to meet you.' Very nice guy. And I said 'oh, hi Eddie.' And he says 'sir, my friends call me Ed.' So I guess we've been friends for a long long time. But he's with Crazy Bernie now so who knows. [crowd: boo!] And now you can't get tickets anymore. But we're going to fix it, and it will be beautiful. But we love Pearl Jam don't we folks..."

buck502000

pjl44

I feel like 90% of this could have been avoided if Ticketmaster had just named themselves something like Ticketbuddy. Nobody gets this mad at PayPal. They're your pal. PayMaster, though, is definitely up to no good.

DewieCox

junbugtn24 said:

So you Believe Ticketmaster has been involved in the pre-sale tickets in the past is that what you’re saying,

At some point in the chain, absolutely, and has been since at least my first show in 2000. 

JR86440

Posts like this make me think Ticketmaster and Tenclub are in the clear here and reason people didnt get tickets was because of errors made by those putting in for tickets

cp3iverson

pjl44 said:

I feel like 90% of this could have been avoided if Ticketmaster had just named themselves something like Ticketbuddy. Nobody gets this mad at PayPal. They're your pal. PayMaster, though, is definitely up to no good.

JM144705

pjl44 said:

I feel like 90% of this could have been avoided if Ticketmaster had just named themselves something like Ticketbuddy. Nobody gets this mad at PayPal. They're your pal. PayMaster, though, is definitely up to no good.

LMFAO!!!!!! This is such a great post! I may steal this..... definitely gonna. 

junbugtn24

His friends call him add seeing how we’ve never met I know him as Eddie,, this whole thing reminds me of a song
I believe it was called Satan’s Bed. (Who set the standard, born to be rich? 
Such fine examples, skinny little bitch
Model, role model, roll some models in blood 
Get some flesh to stick, so they look like us)

NewfieintheUSA

junbugtn24 said:

His friends call him add seeing how we’ve never met I know him as Eddie,, this whole thing reminds me of a song
I believe it was called Satan’s Bed. (Who set the standard, born to be rich? 
Such fine examples, skinny little bitch
Model, role model, roll some models in blood 
Get some flesh to stick, so they look like us)

And he married a model, what's your point?

We probably should sue him for that

Hagrid7575

RoleModelsinBlood31

This thing isn’t closed yet?

bobby dazzlers

pjl44 said:

I feel like 90% of this could have been avoided if Ticketmaster had just named themselves something like Ticketbuddy. Nobody gets this mad at PayPal. They're your pal. PayMaster, though, is definitely up to no good.

POTY!

buck502000

RoleModelsinBlood31 said:

This thing isn’t closed yet?

Surprisingly 

pjl44

RoleModelsinBlood31 said:

This thing isn’t closed yet?

Only 6:30 PST. Still time to get some jokes in.

buck502000

Jokey joke: what do you get when you cross 10 club’s ticket system and ticket master’s ticketing system?  NOTHING!!!

pjl44

RoleModelsinBlood31 said:

This thing isn’t closed yet?

Off topic, but did you ever hear back on the other Oakland show? Seeing people saying some confirmation emails went out last night.

BennyLaRue

pjl44 said:

I feel like 90% of this could have been avoided if Ticketmaster had just named themselves something like Ticketbuddy. Nobody gets this mad at PayPal. They're your pal. PayMaster, though, is definitely up to no good.

Tickethandjob alienates half the market