Are you female? Between the age of consent and ~36? Breathing and have a pulse? Under 200 lbs & good hygiene? No drug use or STDs? If so, you pass the preliminary stage of my type. Personality test develops over time.
What about gainfully employed, or are you okay with being a sugar daddy?
Are you female? Between the age of consent and ~36? Breathing and have a pulse? Under 200 lbs & good hygiene? No drug use or STDs? If so, you pass the preliminary stage of my type. Personality test develops over time.
What about gainfully employed, or are you okay with being a sugar daddy?
Yeah that's a must. I can't afford myself so odds are I need a sugar mama.
Are you female? Between the age of consent and ~36? Breathing and have a pulse? Under 200 lbs & good hygiene? No drug use or STDs? If so, you pass the preliminary stage of my type. Personality test develops over time.
What about gainfully employed, or are you okay with being a sugar daddy?
Yeah that's a must. I can't afford myself so odds are I need a sugar mama.
In that case, you might want to extend the age bracket a little.
Are you female? Between the age of consent and ~36? Breathing and have a pulse? Under 200 lbs & good hygiene? No drug use or STDs? If so, you pass the preliminary stage of my type. Personality test develops over time.
What about gainfully employed, or are you okay with being a sugar daddy?
Yeah that's a must. I can't afford myself so odds are I need a sugar mama.
In that case, you might want to extend the age bracket a little.
Are you female? Between the age of consent and ~36? Breathing and have a pulse? Under 200 lbs & good hygiene? No drug use or STDs? If so, you pass the preliminary stage of my type. Personality test develops over time.
What about gainfully employed, or are you okay with being a sugar daddy?
Yeah that's a must. I can't afford myself so odds are I need a sugar mama.
In that case, you might want to extend the age bracket a little.
Are you female? Between the age of consent and ~36? Breathing and have a pulse? Under 200 lbs & good hygiene? No drug use or STDs? If so, you pass the preliminary stage of my type. Personality test develops over time.
What about gainfully employed, or are you okay with being a sugar daddy?
Yeah that's a must. I can't afford myself so odds are I need a sugar mama.
In that case, you might want to extend the age bracket a little.
Single is fine... lol
You also didn't include the kid ban. That might be an important thing to filter out that problem.
And you really would date an 18 year old, or 22 year old? Just curious.
Are you female? Between the age of consent and ~36? Breathing and have a pulse? Under 200 lbs & good hygiene? No drug use or STDs? If so, you pass the preliminary stage of my type. Personality test develops over time.
What about gainfully employed, or are you okay with being a sugar daddy?
Yeah that's a must. I can't afford myself so odds are I need a sugar mama.
In that case, you might want to extend the age bracket a little.
Single is fine... lol
You also didn't include the kid ban. That might be an important thing to filter out that problem.
And you really would date an 18 year old, or 22 year old? Just curious.
An 18-year-old female is far more mature than any male will be very be.
So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl.
Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?
All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.
Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!
But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
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"Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl.
Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?
All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.
Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!
But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang!
So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl.
Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?
All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.
Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!
But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang!
So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl.
Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?
All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.
Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!
But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang!
That one moment when you're brain is figuring out if its Stranger Things or IT.
"Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl.
Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?
All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.
Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!
But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang!
I like rocking chairs and I’m really good at mixing Gin Tonic, does that get me in?
So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl.
Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?
All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.
Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!
But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang!
I like rocking chairs and I’m really good at mixing Gin Tonic, does that get me in?
Say, @njnancy how big is your porch? Or shall we all just chip in for a yacht? Spiritual can afford it-- he has just won a big award.
So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl.
Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?
All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.
Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!
But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang!
I like rocking chairs and I’m really good at mixing Gin Tonic, does that get me in?
Say, @njnancy how big is your porch? Or shall we all just chip in for a yacht? Spiritual can afford it-- he has just won a big award.
So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl.
Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?
All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.
Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!
But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang!
I like rocking chairs and I’m really good at mixing Gin Tonic, does that get me in?
Cucumber or Lime?
"Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl.
Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?
All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.
Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!
But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang!
I like rocking chairs and I’m really good at mixing Gin Tonic, does that get me in?
So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl.
Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?
All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.
Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!
But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang!
I like rocking chairs and I’m really good at mixing Gin Tonic, does that get me in?
Cucumber or Lime?
Garnish always depends on the Gin!
Haha. Im used to the cheap kind - with lime. never drink it though - only beer.
Then my friend past weekend forced me to buy - expensive - versions with Hendricks(?) Gin and cucumber and pepper. Tasted alot better than the "normal cheap" kind. But man, don't wanna know how much I spent on alcohol.
Met some Americans from Utah though who was visiting who bought one of the GT:s for me.
"Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
Are you female? Between the age of consent and ~36? Breathing and have a pulse? Under 200 lbs & good hygiene? No drug use or STDs? If so, you pass the preliminary stage of my type. Personality test develops over time.
What about gainfully employed, or are you okay with being a sugar daddy?
Yeah that's a must. I can't afford myself so odds are I need a sugar mama.
In that case, you might want to extend the age bracket a little.
Single is fine... lol
You also didn't include the kid ban. That might be an important thing to filter out that problem.
And you really would date an 18 year old, or 22 year old? Just curious.
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Is that you in the middle in the checkered shirt looking inquisitive?
And you really would date an 18 year old, or 22 year old? Just curious.
And this is the moment where you feel that the girl who flip-flopped on me "dodged a bullet"...
:P
Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?
All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.
Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!
But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
Who's the captain?
Then my friend past weekend forced me to buy - expensive - versions with Hendricks(?) Gin and cucumber and pepper. Tasted alot better than the "normal cheap" kind. But man, don't wanna know how much I spent on alcohol.
Met some Americans from Utah though who was visiting who bought one of the GT:s for me.