I'll never forget a sight I saw at a Mariners game a few years back. A large person came back to their seat in front of me and to the left with two big pieces of pizza. She folded her first piece and proceeded to mow through it at an impressive pace. The fold- combined with the bite- squeezed the grease out of the pizza and down her arm in abundance. Without hesitating and without cleaning, she folded the second piece and commenced with the chow down.
I'm not trying to be mean when I say it was not an appetizing sight and I was very grateful I was not sitting directly beside her. I can typically ignore such events and mind my own business, but I was absolutely fascinated. Don't get me wrong... I never locked in on her in studious fashion- I just checked in periodically between pitches and admired the effort.
This, my friend, is my context for the 'fold'. I'll stick with the traditional 'work my way to the crust from the point' methodology.
I'll never forget a sight I saw at a Mariners game a few years back. A large person came back to their seat in front of me and to the left with two big pieces of pizza. She folded her first piece and proceeded to mow through it at an impressive pace. The fold- combined with the bite- squeezed the grease out of the pizza and down her arm in abundance. Without hesitating and without cleaning, she folded the second piece and commenced with the chow down.
I'm not trying to be mean when I say it was not an appetizing sight and I was very grateful I was not sitting directly beside her. I can typically ignore such events and mind my own business, but I was absolutely fascinated. Don't get me wrong... I never locked in on her in studious fashion- I just checked in periodically between pitches and admired the effort.
This, my friend, is my context for the 'fold'. I'll stick with the traditional 'work my way to the crust from the point' methodology.
Is it wrong that I got a boner while reading this?
I'll never forget a sight I saw at a Mariners game a few years back. A large person came back to their seat in front of me and to the left with two big pieces of pizza. She folded her first piece and proceeded to mow through it at an impressive pace. The fold- combined with the bite- squeezed the grease out of the pizza and down her arm in abundance. Without hesitating and without cleaning, she folded the second piece and commenced with the chow down.
I'm not trying to be mean when I say it was not an appetizing sight and I was very grateful I was not sitting directly beside her. I can typically ignore such events and mind my own business, but I was absolutely fascinated. Don't get me wrong... I never locked in on her in studious fashion- I just checked in periodically between pitches and admired the effort.
This, my friend, is my context for the 'fold'. I'll stick with the traditional 'work my way to the crust from the point' methodology.
My wife and I just folded each and every slice of the above pie and didn’t spill one bit of grease. Sounds like what you were witnessing in Seattle was a novice pizza eater. You seem like the type of guy who uses a knife and fork when consuming pizza.
I'll never forget a sight I saw at a Mariners game a few years back. A large person came back to their seat in front of me and to the left with two big pieces of pizza. She folded her first piece and proceeded to mow through it at an impressive pace. The fold- combined with the bite- squeezed the grease out of the pizza and down her arm in abundance. Without hesitating and without cleaning, she folded the second piece and commenced with the chow down.
I'm not trying to be mean when I say it was not an appetizing sight and I was very grateful I was not sitting directly beside her. I can typically ignore such events and mind my own business, but I was absolutely fascinated. Don't get me wrong... I never locked in on her in studious fashion- I just checked in periodically between pitches and admired the effort.
This, my friend, is my context for the 'fold'. I'll stick with the traditional 'work my way to the crust from the point' methodology.
Is it wrong that I got a boner while reading this?
I'm only a novice psychiatrist, but in my assessment... I feel the holiday single announcement has you unbalanced. Drink 12 beer and go to bed.
I'll never forget a sight I saw at a Mariners game a few years back. A large person came back to their seat in front of me and to the left with two big pieces of pizza. She folded her first piece and proceeded to mow through it at an impressive pace. The fold- combined with the bite- squeezed the grease out of the pizza and down her arm in abundance. Without hesitating and without cleaning, she folded the second piece and commenced with the chow down.
I'm not trying to be mean when I say it was not an appetizing sight and I was very grateful I was not sitting directly beside her. I can typically ignore such events and mind my own business, but I was absolutely fascinated. Don't get me wrong... I never locked in on her in studious fashion- I just checked in periodically between pitches and admired the effort.
This, my friend, is my context for the 'fold'. I'll stick with the traditional 'work my way to the crust from the point' methodology.
My wife and I just folded each and every slice of the above pie and didn’t spill one bit of grease. Sounds like what you were witnessing in Seattle was a novice pizza eater. You seem like the type of guy who uses a knife and fork when consuming pizza.
lol
That ain't me. And now I'm gonna one up you: you seem like the kind of guy that gets out of the shower to pee.
I'll never forget a sight I saw at a Mariners game a few years back. A large person came back to their seat in front of me and to the left with two big pieces of pizza. She folded her first piece and proceeded to mow through it at an impressive pace. The fold- combined with the bite- squeezed the grease out of the pizza and down her arm in abundance. Without hesitating and without cleaning, she folded the second piece and commenced with the chow down.
I'm not trying to be mean when I say it was not an appetizing sight and I was very grateful I was not sitting directly beside her. I can typically ignore such events and mind my own business, but I was absolutely fascinated. Don't get me wrong... I never locked in on her in studious fashion- I just checked in periodically between pitches and admired the effort.
This, my friend, is my context for the 'fold'. I'll stick with the traditional 'work my way to the crust from the point' methodology.
My wife and I just folded each and every slice of the above pie and didn’t spill one bit of grease. Sounds like what you were witnessing in Seattle was a novice pizza eater. You seem like the type of guy who uses a knife and fork when consuming pizza.
lol
That ain't me. And now I'm gonna one up you: you seem like the kind of guy that gets out of the shower to pee.
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^ Damn! Not sure what looks tastier...the beer or the pie!
the pie, for sure. WTF kind of a beer is that, anyway?
If I had known then what I know now...
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St. Paul 14, Denver 14
I like the NEIPA's, but that one looks more like a latte.
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
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Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
I'll never forget a sight I saw at a Mariners game a few years back. A large person came back to their seat in front of me and to the left with two big pieces of pizza. She folded her first piece and proceeded to mow through it at an impressive pace. The fold- combined with the bite- squeezed the grease out of the pizza and down her arm in abundance. Without hesitating and without cleaning, she folded the second piece and commenced with the chow down.
I'm not trying to be mean when I say it was not an appetizing sight and I was very grateful I was not sitting directly beside her. I can typically ignore such events and mind my own business, but I was absolutely fascinated. Don't get me wrong... I never locked in on her in studious fashion- I just checked in periodically between pitches and admired the effort.
This, my friend, is my context for the 'fold'. I'll stick with the traditional 'work my way to the crust from the point' methodology.
Is it wrong that I got a boner while reading this?
I'm only a novice psychiatrist, but in my assessment... I feel the holiday single announcement has you unbalanced. Drink 12 beer and go to bed.
I'll never forget a sight I saw at a Mariners game a few years back. A large person came back to their seat in front of me and to the left with two big pieces of pizza. She folded her first piece and proceeded to mow through it at an impressive pace. The fold- combined with the bite- squeezed the grease out of the pizza and down her arm in abundance. Without hesitating and without cleaning, she folded the second piece and commenced with the chow down.
I'm not trying to be mean when I say it was not an appetizing sight and I was very grateful I was not sitting directly beside her. I can typically ignore such events and mind my own business, but I was absolutely fascinated. Don't get me wrong... I never locked in on her in studious fashion- I just checked in periodically between pitches and admired the effort.
This, my friend, is my context for the 'fold'. I'll stick with the traditional 'work my way to the crust from the point' methodology.
My wife and I just folded each and every slice of the above pie and didn’t spill one bit of grease. Sounds like what you were witnessing in Seattle was a novice pizza eater. You seem like the type of guy who uses a knife and fork when consuming pizza.
lol
That ain't me. And now I'm gonna one up you: you seem like the kind of guy that gets out of the shower to pee.
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They do.
I'd eat that clam pizza.
Looks really good. Really good.
Interesting bite pattern. You have a full set of teeth. How 'unamerican'!
Frick... Riot was right... he folded it and one tooth gummed it.
For gawd's sakes... not everyone is a baboon.
I'll never forget a sight I saw at a Mariners game a few years back. A large person came back to their seat in front of me and to the left with two big pieces of pizza. She folded her first piece and proceeded to mow through it at an impressive pace. The fold- combined with the bite- squeezed the grease out of the pizza and down her arm in abundance. Without hesitating and without cleaning, she folded the second piece and commenced with the chow down.
I'm not trying to be mean when I say it was not an appetizing sight and I was very grateful I was not sitting directly beside her. I can typically ignore such events and mind my own business, but I was absolutely fascinated. Don't get me wrong... I never locked in on her in studious fashion- I just checked in periodically between pitches and admired the effort.
This, my friend, is my context for the 'fold'. I'll stick with the traditional 'work my way to the crust from the point' methodology.
You seem like the type of guy who uses a knife and fork when consuming pizza.
I'm only a novice psychiatrist, but in my assessment... I feel the holiday single announcement has you unbalanced. Drink 12 beer and go to bed.
lol
That ain't me. And now I'm gonna one up you: you seem like the kind of guy that gets out of the shower to pee.
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14