The Pizza Thread

HesCalledDyer

Wobbie said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Wobbie said:

HesCalledDyer said:

A couple pies I made over the weekend. Had to use pre-made shells but everything else is fresh, sauces were homemade. Neapolitan, sausage & grape tomato, and white pie with onion & orange bell pepper. Unfortunately, my white sauce kinda sucked so the latter pie looked better than it tasted.

I love ya, man, but none of those look especially outstanding.

gotta keep it real.

Luckily I wasn’t going for especially outstanding.

good thing.

Tasted outstanding, though, which is more important.  (well, the first two did, anyway)

mcgruff10

Had some excellent Brooklyn Sicilian and plain tonight.  

BLACK35

Had this Friday, Pepperoni & Bacon, was delcious

F Me In The Brain

So, you know you are raising a NJ pizza snob when:
At the grocery store today, getting dinner.  Wife is at a spa all day so it is Dad time with the 5 year old.  He wants pizza.  I want chicken.
Ok, I take him to the frozen pizza section and he looks for a while and picks a CPK Thin Crust deal. I tried to turn him another way but it didn't look too bad, so we bought it
Cooked it up and we start to eat.....after two bites he looks at me and asks "Dad, do you know when you throw up, how your mouth tastes?"
I asked him if he felt like he was going to throw up.
"No, Dad, that is what mouth feels like with this pizza.". 🍕
He refused to eat any more.  Fed him leftovers and froze the rest of the pizza.  At some drunken point I am sure I will eat it, with tons of hot sauce on it.

Fucking pizza snob.

mcgruff10

Love it Brett!!!!

Poncier

F Me In The Brain said:

So, you know you are raising a NJ pizza snob when:
At the grocery store today, getting dinner.  Wife is at a spa all day so it is Dad time with the 5 year old.  He wants pizza.  I want chicken.
Ok, I take him to the frozen pizza section and he looks for a while and picks a CPK Thin Crust deal. I tried to turn him another way but it didn't look too bad, so we bought it
Cooked it up and we start to eat.....after two bites he looks at me and asks "Dad, do you know when you throw up, how your mouth tastes?"
I asked him if he felt like he was going to throw up.
"No, Dad, that is what mouth feels like with this pizza.". 🍕
He refused to eat any more.  Fed him leftovers and froze the rest of the pizza.  At some drunken point I am sure I will eat it, with tons of hot sauce on it.

Fucking pizza snob.

Ha.
With a 5 year old you're probably better of with Celeste Pizza For One for frozen. 

F Me In The Brain

Poncier said:

F Me In The Brain said:

So, you know you are raising a NJ pizza snob when:
At the grocery store today, getting dinner.  Wife is at a spa all day so it is Dad time with the 5 year old.  He wants pizza.  I want chicken.
Ok, I take him to the frozen pizza section and he looks for a while and picks a CPK Thin Crust deal. I tried to turn him another way but it didn't look too bad, so we bought it
Cooked it up and we start to eat.....after two bites he looks at me and asks "Dad, do you know when you throw up, how your mouth tastes?"
I asked him if he felt like he was going to throw up.
"No, Dad, that is what mouth feels like with this pizza.". 🍕
He refused to eat any more.  Fed him leftovers and froze the rest of the pizza.  At some drunken point I am sure I will eat it, with tons of hot sauce on it.

Fucking pizza snob.

Ha.
With a 5 year old you're probably better of with Celeste Pizza For One for frozen. 

I think most anything would be better -- I took a small bite (my chicken dinner was excellent) and had to agree, it was shit. 

Wobbie

BLACK35 said:

Had this Friday, Pepperoni & Bacon, was delcious

looks good.

pepperoni placement could have been better, tho.

mcgruff10

pepperoni and bacon on a pizza sounds amazing.

dankind

mcgruff10 said:

pepperoni and bacon on a pizza sounds amazing.

My college buddy Matt's drunken pizza order was "all the fuckin' cured meats ya got!"

mcgruff10

dankind said:

mcgruff10 said:

pepperoni and bacon on a pizza sounds amazing.

My college buddy Matt's drunken pizza order was "all the fuckin' cured meats ya got!"

That must have been great the following day lol.  

dankind

mcgruff10 said:

dankind said:

mcgruff10 said:

pepperoni and bacon on a pizza sounds amazing.

My college buddy Matt's drunken pizza order was "all the fuckin' cured meats ya got!"

That must have been great the following day lol.  

Yeah, I wonder if he's dead now.

bbiggs

F Me In The Brain said:

So, you know you are raising a NJ pizza snob when:
At the grocery store today, getting dinner.  Wife is at a spa all day so it is Dad time with the 5 year old.  He wants pizza.  I want chicken.
Ok, I take him to the frozen pizza section and he looks for a while and picks a CPK Thin Crust deal. I tried to turn him another way but it didn't look too bad, so we bought it
Cooked it up and we start to eat.....after two bites he looks at me and asks "Dad, do you know when you throw up, how your mouth tastes?"
I asked him if he felt like he was going to throw up.
"No, Dad, that is what mouth feels like with this pizza.". 🍕
He refused to eat any more.  Fed him leftovers and froze the rest of the pizza.  At some drunken point I am sure I will eat it, with tons of hot sauce on it.

Fucking pizza snob.

This is awesome! My kids haven’t taken on the pizza snobbiness of their dad yet, but it’s coming. All in due time. Lol 

F Me In The Brain

bbiggs said:

F Me In The Brain said:

So, you know you are raising a NJ pizza snob when:
At the grocery store today, getting dinner.  Wife is at a spa all day so it is Dad time with the 5 year old.  He wants pizza.  I want chicken.
Ok, I take him to the frozen pizza section and he looks for a while and picks a CPK Thin Crust deal. I tried to turn him another way but it didn't look too bad, so we bought it
Cooked it up and we start to eat.....after two bites he looks at me and asks "Dad, do you know when you throw up, how your mouth tastes?"
I asked him if he felt like he was going to throw up.
"No, Dad, that is what mouth feels like with this pizza.". 🍕
He refused to eat any more.  Fed him leftovers and froze the rest of the pizza.  At some drunken point I am sure I will eat it, with tons of hot sauce on it.

Fucking pizza snob.

This is awesome! My kids haven’t taken on the pizza snobbiness of their dad yet, but it’s coming. All in due time. Lol 

In this context it is indeed funny.

In real life?  Nooooot so much.

Eat what the heck I put on the plate!                          

RK50065

No one has eaten pizza since shit hit the fan?!

F Me In The Brain

I made a bad one.  I'm not eating delivery so am jonesing....have a treat on the way for next week, will share then

mcgruff10

RK50065 said:

No one has eaten pizza since shit hit the fan?!

That looks good as hell. Background info? 

bbiggs

I’m joining the pizza party tonight...Lou’s. Half sausage/hot giardiniera and half garlic/mushroom/green pepper. 

F Me In The Brain

In like a lamb out like a lion.


Enjoy it!

mcgruff10

F Me In The Brain said:

In like a lamb out like a lion.


Enjoy it!

Lol.  So agree!  I can’t inagine eating a Lou s during this toilet paper crisis!!!