The Pizza Thread

RiotZact

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

RiotZact said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

mcgruff10 said:

I was craving white pie

Looks really good. Really good.

Interesting bite pattern. You have a full set of teeth. How 'unamerican'!

Consider the source, that bite was probably folded. 

Never even considered it. That photo might be actually depicting a folded, one-toothed bite.

Might have even been gummed. 

mcgruff10

Damn straight that slice was folded.  

Thirty Bills Unpaid

RiotZact said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

RiotZact said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

mcgruff10 said:

I was craving white pie

Looks really good. Really good.

Interesting bite pattern. You have a full set of teeth. How 'unamerican'!

Consider the source, that bite was probably folded. 

Never even considered it. That photo might be actually depicting a folded, one-toothed bite.

Might have even been gummed. 

mcgruff10 said:

Damn straight that slice was folded.  

Frick... Riot was right... he folded it and one tooth gummed it.

mcgruff10

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

RiotZact said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

RiotZact said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

mcgruff10 said:

I was craving white pie

Looks really good. Really good.

Interesting bite pattern. You have a full set of teeth. How 'unamerican'!

Consider the source, that bite was probably folded. 

Never even considered it. That photo might be actually depicting a folded, one-toothed bite.

Might have even been gummed. 

mcgruff10 said:

Damn straight that slice was folded.  

Frick... Riot was right... he folded it and one tooth gummed it.

Damn right. Only way to eat a slice. 

Thirty Bills Unpaid

Scruffy...

For gawd's sakes... not everyone is a baboon.

I'll never forget a sight I saw at a Mariners game a few years back. A large person came back to their seat in front of me and to the left with two big pieces of pizza. She folded her first piece and proceeded to mow through it at an impressive pace. The fold- combined with the bite- squeezed the grease out of the pizza and down her arm in abundance. Without hesitating and without cleaning, she folded the second piece and commenced with the chow down.

I'm not trying to be mean when I say it was not an appetizing sight and I was very grateful I was not sitting directly beside her. I can typically ignore such events and mind my own business, but I was absolutely fascinated. Don't get me wrong... I never locked in on her in studious fashion- I just checked in periodically between pitches and admired the effort.

This, my friend, is my context for the 'fold'. I'll stick with the traditional 'work my way to the crust from the point' methodology.

mcgruff10

Great afternoon at a local brewery with some pizza.  Fold the slice always!

bbiggs

^ Damn! Not sure what looks tastier...the beer or the pie! 

RiotZact

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

Scruffy...

For gawd's sakes... not everyone is a baboon.

I'll never forget a sight I saw at a Mariners game a few years back. A large person came back to their seat in front of me and to the left with two big pieces of pizza. She folded her first piece and proceeded to mow through it at an impressive pace. The fold- combined with the bite- squeezed the grease out of the pizza and down her arm in abundance. Without hesitating and without cleaning, she folded the second piece and commenced with the chow down.

I'm not trying to be mean when I say it was not an appetizing sight and I was very grateful I was not sitting directly beside her. I can typically ignore such events and mind my own business, but I was absolutely fascinated. Don't get me wrong... I never locked in on her in studious fashion- I just checked in periodically between pitches and admired the effort.

This, my friend, is my context for the 'fold'. I'll stick with the traditional 'work my way to the crust from the point' methodology.

Is it wrong that I got a boner while reading this?

mcgruff10

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

Scruffy...

For gawd's sakes... not everyone is a baboon.

I'll never forget a sight I saw at a Mariners game a few years back. A large person came back to their seat in front of me and to the left with two big pieces of pizza. She folded her first piece and proceeded to mow through it at an impressive pace. The fold- combined with the bite- squeezed the grease out of the pizza and down her arm in abundance. Without hesitating and without cleaning, she folded the second piece and commenced with the chow down.

I'm not trying to be mean when I say it was not an appetizing sight and I was very grateful I was not sitting directly beside her. I can typically ignore such events and mind my own business, but I was absolutely fascinated. Don't get me wrong... I never locked in on her in studious fashion- I just checked in periodically between pitches and admired the effort.

This, my friend, is my context for the 'fold'. I'll stick with the traditional 'work my way to the crust from the point' methodology.

My wife and I just folded each and every slice of the above pie and didn’t spill one bit of grease.  Sounds like what you were witnessing in Seattle was a novice pizza eater. 
You seem like the type of guy who uses a knife and fork when consuming pizza. 

Thirty Bills Unpaid

RiotZact said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

Scruffy...

For gawd's sakes... not everyone is a baboon.

I'll never forget a sight I saw at a Mariners game a few years back. A large person came back to their seat in front of me and to the left with two big pieces of pizza. She folded her first piece and proceeded to mow through it at an impressive pace. The fold- combined with the bite- squeezed the grease out of the pizza and down her arm in abundance. Without hesitating and without cleaning, she folded the second piece and commenced with the chow down.

I'm not trying to be mean when I say it was not an appetizing sight and I was very grateful I was not sitting directly beside her. I can typically ignore such events and mind my own business, but I was absolutely fascinated. Don't get me wrong... I never locked in on her in studious fashion- I just checked in periodically between pitches and admired the effort.

This, my friend, is my context for the 'fold'. I'll stick with the traditional 'work my way to the crust from the point' methodology.

Is it wrong that I got a boner while reading this?

I'm only a novice psychiatrist, but in my assessment... I feel the holiday single announcement has you unbalanced. Drink 12 beer and go to bed.

Thirty Bills Unpaid

mcgruff10 said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

Scruffy...

For gawd's sakes... not everyone is a baboon.

I'll never forget a sight I saw at a Mariners game a few years back. A large person came back to their seat in front of me and to the left with two big pieces of pizza. She folded her first piece and proceeded to mow through it at an impressive pace. The fold- combined with the bite- squeezed the grease out of the pizza and down her arm in abundance. Without hesitating and without cleaning, she folded the second piece and commenced with the chow down.

I'm not trying to be mean when I say it was not an appetizing sight and I was very grateful I was not sitting directly beside her. I can typically ignore such events and mind my own business, but I was absolutely fascinated. Don't get me wrong... I never locked in on her in studious fashion- I just checked in periodically between pitches and admired the effort.

This, my friend, is my context for the 'fold'. I'll stick with the traditional 'work my way to the crust from the point' methodology.

My wife and I just folded each and every slice of the above pie and didn’t spill one bit of grease.  Sounds like what you were witnessing in Seattle was a novice pizza eater. 
You seem like the type of guy who uses a knife and fork when consuming pizza. 

lol

That ain't me. And now I'm gonna one up you: you seem like the kind of guy that gets out of the shower to pee.

mcgruff10

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

mcgruff10 said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

Scruffy...

For gawd's sakes... not everyone is a baboon.

I'll never forget a sight I saw at a Mariners game a few years back. A large person came back to their seat in front of me and to the left with two big pieces of pizza. She folded her first piece and proceeded to mow through it at an impressive pace. The fold- combined with the bite- squeezed the grease out of the pizza and down her arm in abundance. Without hesitating and without cleaning, she folded the second piece and commenced with the chow down.

I'm not trying to be mean when I say it was not an appetizing sight and I was very grateful I was not sitting directly beside her. I can typically ignore such events and mind my own business, but I was absolutely fascinated. Don't get me wrong... I never locked in on her in studious fashion- I just checked in periodically between pitches and admired the effort.

This, my friend, is my context for the 'fold'. I'll stick with the traditional 'work my way to the crust from the point' methodology.

My wife and I just folded each and every slice of the above pie and didn’t spill one bit of grease.  Sounds like what you were witnessing in Seattle was a novice pizza eater. 
You seem like the type of guy who uses a knife and fork when consuming pizza. 

lol

That ain't me. And now I'm gonna one up you: you seem like the kind of guy that gets out of the shower to pee.

Lol If I am eating asparagus then hell yes.  

Wobbie

mcgruff10 said:

I was craving white pie

looks like a biology experiment.

Wobbie

bbiggs said:

^ Damn! Not sure what looks tastier...the beer or the pie! 

the pie, for sure. WTF kind of a beer is that, anyway?

mcgruff10

Wobbie

nice to meet 'cha, Mike.

I like the NEIPA's, but that one looks more like a latte.

mcgruff10

It might have been this one:the one on the right is a Hefeweizen.  Definitely latte looking but both were tasty. 

RiotZact

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

RiotZact said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

Scruffy...

For gawd's sakes... not everyone is a baboon.

I'll never forget a sight I saw at a Mariners game a few years back. A large person came back to their seat in front of me and to the left with two big pieces of pizza. She folded her first piece and proceeded to mow through it at an impressive pace. The fold- combined with the bite- squeezed the grease out of the pizza and down her arm in abundance. Without hesitating and without cleaning, she folded the second piece and commenced with the chow down.

I'm not trying to be mean when I say it was not an appetizing sight and I was very grateful I was not sitting directly beside her. I can typically ignore such events and mind my own business, but I was absolutely fascinated. Don't get me wrong... I never locked in on her in studious fashion- I just checked in periodically between pitches and admired the effort.

This, my friend, is my context for the 'fold'. I'll stick with the traditional 'work my way to the crust from the point' methodology.

Is it wrong that I got a boner while reading this?

I'm only a novice psychiatrist, but in my assessment... I feel the holiday single announcement has you unbalanced. Drink 12 beer and go to bed.

Thanks doc.

Thoughts_Arrive

Do you people use fresh yeast or dry yeast?

dankind

mcgruff10 said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

mcgruff10 said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

Scruffy...

For gawd's sakes... not everyone is a baboon.

I'll never forget a sight I saw at a Mariners game a few years back. A large person came back to their seat in front of me and to the left with two big pieces of pizza. She folded her first piece and proceeded to mow through it at an impressive pace. The fold- combined with the bite- squeezed the grease out of the pizza and down her arm in abundance. Without hesitating and without cleaning, she folded the second piece and commenced with the chow down.

I'm not trying to be mean when I say it was not an appetizing sight and I was very grateful I was not sitting directly beside her. I can typically ignore such events and mind my own business, but I was absolutely fascinated. Don't get me wrong... I never locked in on her in studious fashion- I just checked in periodically between pitches and admired the effort.

This, my friend, is my context for the 'fold'. I'll stick with the traditional 'work my way to the crust from the point' methodology.

My wife and I just folded each and every slice of the above pie and didn’t spill one bit of grease.  Sounds like what you were witnessing in Seattle was a novice pizza eater. 
You seem like the type of guy who uses a knife and fork when consuming pizza. 

lol

That ain't me. And now I'm gonna one up you: you seem like the kind of guy that gets out of the shower to pee.

Lol If I am eating asparagus then hell yes.  

Why would you be eating asparagus in the shower?