WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—With Jared Kushner losing his top security clearance, Donald J. Trump is concerned that there will be no one to read classified documents aloud to him anymore, White House aides have confirmed.
The aides, speaking on condition of anonymity, said that Kushner’s recitation of top-secret documents had become something of a bedtime ritual for Trump.
“Jared would kind of tuck him in and then start reading aloud a document about, say, North Korea’s nuclear program or whatnot,” one aide said. “It got to be something that the President would look forward to.”
Whenever Kushner was away on business trips to the United Arab Emirates, China, or other foreign countries, other members of the White House staff would try to fill in for him at bedtime, but Trump would always petulantly reject them.
“He’d be, like, ‘You’re no good. I want Jared,’ ” the aide said.
According to the aide, Kushner had a “special way” of reading classified documents to Trump, “very slowly and leaving out any long words.”
“He’d read in kind of a high, whispery voice that the President found soothing,” the aide said. “Within seconds, he was fast asleep.”
This will be interesting to watch, but I am certain that if this is an either/or decision, Kushner stays. It's a family affair. Jervanka defeated Sloppy Steve, and they'll defeat Gen. Kelly. Papa Trump will take care of the kids. My respect meter is at about 5% for Kelly (down from probably 80% when he took the post), but that's still 5 percentage points higher than my respect for the Jervanka faction.
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—With Jared Kushner losing his top security clearance, Donald J. Trump is concerned that there will be no one to read classified documents aloud to him anymore, White House aides have confirmed.
The aides, speaking on condition of anonymity, said that Kushner’s recitation of top-secret documents had become something of a bedtime ritual for Trump.
“Jared would kind of tuck him in and then start reading aloud a document about, say, North Korea’s nuclear program or whatnot,” one aide said. “It got to be something that the President would look forward to.”
Whenever Kushner was away on business trips to the United Arab Emirates, China, or other foreign countries, other members of the White House staff would try to fill in for him at bedtime, but Trump would always petulantly reject them.
“He’d be, like, ‘You’re no good. I want Jared,’ ” the aide said.
According to the aide, Kushner had a “special way” of reading classified documents to Trump, “very slowly and leaving out any long words.”
“He’d read in kind of a high, whispery voice that the President found soothing,” the aide said. “Within seconds, he was fast asleep.”
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—With Jared Kushner losing his top security clearance, Donald J. Trump is concerned that there will be no one to read classified documents aloud to him anymore, White House aides have confirmed.
The aides, speaking on condition of anonymity, said that Kushner’s recitation of top-secret documents had become something of a bedtime ritual for Trump.
“Jared would kind of tuck him in and then start reading aloud a document about, say, North Korea’s nuclear program or whatnot,” one aide said. “It got to be something that the President would look forward to.”
Whenever Kushner was away on business trips to the United Arab Emirates, China, or other foreign countries, other members of the White House staff would try to fill in for him at bedtime, but Trump would always petulantly reject them.
“He’d be, like, ‘You’re no good. I want Jared,’ ” the aide said.
According to the aide, Kushner had a “special way” of reading classified documents to Trump, “very slowly and leaving out any long words.”
“He’d read in kind of a high, whispery voice that the President found soothing,” the aide said. “Within seconds, he was fast asleep.”
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The Russians must be extremely happy. Our government is falling apart piece by piece. I hope there are enough competent people and time enough to fix all that is broken.
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Thats just lazy, not putting in their start and end dates with the day. Mooch didn't last a month. C'mon, fake news.
Hope wants no part of impeachment hearings. She gets it. And, she may have already legally exposed herself and wants no part of anything further in the legal realm. The implosion would be fun to watch if not for the serious damage its doing to our democracy. Team Trump Treason and his supporters own it.
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Let’s not kid ourselves; the re-election campaign started the day after the election. Virtually all of Trumps’s appearances have been campaign rallies.
The Russians must be extremely happy. Our government is falling apart piece by piece. I hope there are enough competent people and time enough to fix all that is broken.
This started long before the Russians. Let’s not pretend those idiots in Washington were helping us. If trump actually did what he said he’d have been a national hero! But he brought different gators to the swamp
The Russians must be extremely happy. Our government is falling apart piece by piece. I hope there are enough competent people and time enough to fix all that is broken.
This started long before the Russians. Let’s not pretend those idiots in Washington were helping us. If trump actually did what he said he’d have been a national hero! But he brought different gators to the swamp
Russia interfering in our elections with the cooperation of the repube campaign, NRA and RNC started well before 2016?
Ladies and gentlemen, Team Trump Treason, as POTUS, refers to the Attorney General of the US, Jeff Sessions, as “Mr. MaGoo.” That is our President of the United States.
Let’s not kid ourselves; the re-election campaign started the day after the election. Virtually all of Trumps’s appearances have been campaign rallies.
Just like every politician
How soon people forget... Obama did multiple 'town hall' style things promoting/defending the affordable health care bill. Policy, not reality TV was only one election ago.
New scoop and perhaps the most dangerous. Mueller asking pointed questions of Trump was aware of the hacked emails in advance . Not collusion... conspiracy.
The wheels on the bus are coming off, coming off, the wheels on the bus are coming off, coming off, the wheels on the bus are coming off, and nobody’s behind the wheel!
The Russians must be extremely happy. Our government is falling apart piece by piece. I hope there are enough competent people and time enough to fix all that is broken.
This started long before the Russians. Let’s not pretend those idiots in Washington were helping us. If trump actually did what he said he’d have been a national hero! But he brought different gators to the swamp
Russia interfering in our elections with the cooperation of the repube campaign, NRA and RNC started well before 2016?
I was referring to our government falling apart piece by piece. Trump instead of fixing it has hit warp speed.
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Trump Wonders Who Will Read Classified Documents Aloud to Him Now That Jared’s Gone
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—With Jared Kushner losing his top security clearance, Donald J. Trump is concerned that there will be no one to read classified documents aloud to him anymore, White House aides have confirmed.
The aides, speaking on condition of anonymity, said that Kushner’s recitation of top-secret documents had become something of a bedtime ritual for Trump.
“Jared would kind of tuck him in and then start reading aloud a document about, say, North Korea’s nuclear program or whatnot,” one aide said. “It got to be something that the President would look forward to.”
Whenever Kushner was away on business trips to the United Arab Emirates, China, or other foreign countries, other members of the White House staff would try to fill in for him at bedtime, but Trump would always petulantly reject them.
“He’d be, like, ‘You’re no good. I want Jared,’ ” the aide said.
According to the aide, Kushner had a “special way” of reading classified documents to Trump, “very slowly and leaving out any long words.”
“He’d read in kind of a high, whispery voice that the President found soothing,” the aide said. “Within seconds, he was fast asleep.”
https://flipboard.com/@flipboard/-trump-wonders-who-will-read-classified-/f-29e84c8782/newyorker.com
This is unbelievable.
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2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
2013: London ON, Chicago; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
2020: Oakland, Oakland: 2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana
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Hope wants no part of impeachment hearings. She gets it. And, she may have already legally exposed herself and wants no part of anything further in the legal realm. The implosion would be fun to watch if not for the serious damage its doing to our democracy. Team Trump Treason and his supporters own it.
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https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/28/politics/trump-sessions-fisa-abuse/index.html
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Russian model in Thai jail promises to spill Trump-Russia secrets - CNN https://apple.news/AHIMCxXeFRMK0rfRXZWm09g
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Policy, not reality TV was only one election ago.
Trump aides keep folders documenting criticism by fellow Republicans: report
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/376011-trump-aides-keep-folders-documenting-criticism-by-fellow-republicans?__twitter_impression=true&__twitter_impression=true&__twitter_impression=true&__twitter_impression=true
New scoop and perhaps the most dangerous. Mueller asking pointed questions of Trump was aware of the hacked emails in advance . Not collusion... conspiracy.
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