The NYC Puker, also known as the "Jeremy Guy"

So I have what seemed to be a nice enough couple sitting next to me at MSG1. My only conversation was when I apologized, about 5 songs in to the show for kind of taking up some of his space. I think we ended up with an extra person or 2 in our row, so it was kind of tight. He smiled and said "no problem", and all was good. As the show goes on, him and his wife make a few trips for beers, and seem to be having a good enough time. I never care how people enjoy their show. We are all different, Some people sing, some dance, some stand there quietly, some jump up and down, it doesn't matter, its your show, do it anyway you want to. The show goes on, and the gentleman is one of those who was just kind of standing there and seemed to be having a good enough time. Him and his wife proceed to make a couple more beer runs. The show goes on.
The band breaks in to Jeremy, and all of a sudden the guy next to me just GOES NUTS! He starts singing at the top of his lungs, and knows every word to the song. I just giggle to myself. The guy next to me is 'THE JERMEY GUY!!!" But its all good, he knows the song, he obviously loves the song, so all the power to him. But yes, I have to admit I was giggling to myself.

About 3-4 songs later, is when everything took a turn for the worse for "The Jeremy Guy". I see him and his wife take off down the row, and I am guessing it is for another round of beers. On the way down the row it was either The Jeremy Guy or his wife who proceed to PUKE on 3-4 people in the row in front of us. UGHHH!!! Vomit is covering the chairs, and on the backs of 3-4 different people. One guy who got puked on turns around and just starts screaming and yelling, as anyone would. He is PISSED! As he is screaming and yelling, The Jeremy guy then takes his full beer and THROWS it on the guy he just puked on!!!

Not only did he puke on 4 people, but then he threw his beer at one of them!!!! HOLY FUCK! Now the guy who got puked on, then had a beer thrown on him, IS FUCKING LIVID! Yet, all he does is keep on screaming. If it were me, I would have been in jail, because the Jeremy guy would have been beaten to death.

Anyway, as the guy is screaming and yelling at "The Jeremy Guy" ....."The Jeremy Guy" proceeds to make one of the funniest exits I have ever seen. He is staring at the guy he just puked on, and threw a beer on....

And takes his hand and puts his thumb to his nose and wiggles his 4 fingers. Im sure there is a name for this gesture, but I don't know what it is. I am sure you all know what I am talking about. Put your thumb to the tip of your nose, and wiggle your 4 fingers.

That is my story of "The Jeremy Guy"

He puked on 4 people
He then threw his beer at them
Then he gave them the old "Thumb to the nose, and wiggle your fingers"
Then he left the building.
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  • RP112579RP112579 Tinley Park, ILPosts: 2,939
    :lol:
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 23,824
    RP112579 said:

    :lol:

    Is was SO SAD!!!
    Yet so funny, once the thumb to the nose gesture took place.
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
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    hahahahaahahahhahahaahahhahahaa
    im sharing this.,..hahahahahaha
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  • JC29856JC29856 Posts: 9,617

    So I have what seemed to be a nice enough couple sitting next to me at MSG1. My only conversation was when I apologized, about 5 songs in to the show for kind of taking up some of his space. I think we ended up with an extra person or 2 in our row, so it was kind of tight. He smiled and said "no problem", and all was good. As the show goes on, him and his wife make a few trips for beers, and seem to be having a good enough time. I never care how people enjoy their show. We are all different, Some people sing, some dance, some stand there quietly, some jump up and down, it doesn't matter, its your show, do it anyway you want to. The show goes on, and the gentleman is one of those who was just kind of standing there and seemed to be having a good enough time. Him and his wife proceed to make a couple more beer runs. The show goes on.
    The band breaks in to Jeremy, and all of a sudden the guy next to me just GOES NUTS! He starts singing at the top of his lungs, and knows every word to the song. I just giggle to myself. The guy next to me is 'THE JERMEY GUY!!!" But its all good, he knows the song, he obviously loves the song, so all the power to him. But yes, I have to admit I was giggling to myself.

    About 3-4 songs later, is when everything took a turn for the worse for "The Jeremy Guy". I see him and his wife take off down the row, and I am guessing it is for another round of beers. On the way down the row it was either The Jeremy Guy or his wife who proceed to PUKE on 3-4 people in the row in front of us. UGHHH!!! Vomit is covering the chairs, and on the backs of 3-4 different people. One guy who got puked on turns around and just starts screaming and yelling, as anyone would. He is PISSED! As he is screaming and yelling, The Jeremy guy then takes his full beer and THROWS it on the guy he just puked on!!!

    Not only did he puke on 4 people, but then he threw his beer at one of them!!!! HOLY FUCK! Now the guy who got puked on, then had a beer thrown on him, IS FUCKING LIVID! Yet, all he does is keep on screaming. If it were me, I would have been in jail, because the Jeremy guy would have been beaten to death.

    Anyway, as the guy is screaming and yelling at "The Jeremy Guy" ....."The Jeremy Guy" proceeds to make one of the funniest exits I have ever seen. He is staring at the guy he just puked on, and threw a beer on....

    And takes his hand and puts his thumb to his nose and wiggles his 4 fingers. Im sure there is a name for this gesture, but I don't know what it is. I am sure you all know what I am talking about. Put your thumb to the tip of your nose, and wiggle your 4 fingers.

    That is my story of "The Jeremy Guy"

    He puked on 4 people
    He then threw his beer at them
    Then he gave them the old "Thumb to the nose, and wiggle your fingers"
    Then he left the building.

    Holy shit I'm cracking up on this amtrak train! Great fucking post!
    Please let's here more from others maybe even the pukees.
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    Called Cocking a Snoot apparently!

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  • pjalive21pjalive21 St. Louis, MOPosts: 2,797
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    the trifecta of insults....puked on, bathed in beer, and taunted
    ha wow
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    wow. legendary.......

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  • chimpatchimpat Posts: 577
    This is amazing. How the guy that got covered in beer & puke didn't do more than scream is hard to imagine. What section was this in?
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  • chadaw76chadaw76 IndianapolisPosts: 225
    Feel bad for the guy who was puked on, soaked in beer AND taunted, but that is a funny fucking story.
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  • SmallestOceansSmallestOceans Posts: 12,984
    Hahahaha that's fucking great. There's always some funny and crazy shit that happens at a rock n' roll show. Getting puked on is no fun though.
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 23,824
    chimpat said:

    This is amazing. How the guy that got covered in beer & puke didn't do more than scream is hard to imagine. What section was this in?

    We were in 110, not 10club seats.
    110 were side stage Stones side, but one section to the rear of the stage.
    These were actually phenomenal seats, as we were basically right on top of boom.
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 21,055
    Damn so now we have the Boston puker & NY puker c'mon Canada step up your game !!
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  • KC138045KC138045 Columbus, OHPosts: 2,669
    I see this thread being bumped before all future MSG shows. Great story but sorry for those that were puked on.
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  • JojoRiceJojoRice Kennesaw, GAPosts: 1,388
    Awesome!!!! Oh how I wish there could have been a video of this. Sucks for those that got puked on though. HAIL HAIL the lucky and unlucky ones!!
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  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 11,864
    Where I am from that gesture was called a pork chop by myself and my grade school mates lol
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  • PP193448PP193448 Springboro, OHPosts: 3,880
    Arm raised in a cock snook
    The fans lay in puke and beer below.

    Jeremy guy puked in concert today.
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    Simply classic, told by a classic! Love me some SPEEDY stories! Holy shit. LMAOOOOOO
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 23,824
    Please watch this.
    This was basically myself and my friend JTH, later in the evening, discussing "The NYC Puker/The Jeremy Guy.

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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPROPosts: 135,945
    PP193448 said:

    Arm raised in a cock snook
    The fans lay in puke and beer below.

    Jeremy guy puked in concert today.

    hahahahah
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  • High Fidelity 2000High Fidelity 2000 New Mexico USAPosts: 4,341
    Geez that puts the decade old legend of the Boston Puker to shame. Fucking disgusting. The Jeremy Guy deserved to get a fist to the jaw after the nanny nanny boo boo gesture. What assholes.

    Fucking sucks that people can't control themselves in public. I don't know about you but I have never, ever puked, (drunk and/or sick) without being able to make it to a fucking toilet first. EVER.
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon WinnipegPosts: 18,020
    I believe that gesture is officially referred to as the "na-na-na-na-boo-boo".

    what a great fucking story. Speedy always has one.
  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 5,895
    I'd beat his ass b4 the beer even flew. Id make him lick that shit up like a fuckin dog
    People in sections like this need to stick together and regulate bitch ass behavior

    most people look the other way as long as its not affecting them directly, its a shame

    I met a dude at the 1st preparty who practically got pissed on during PJ20 on the lawn.....he felt the spray and turned around when some dudes junk was near his face. The pissers friends said to him to chill hes just super wasted

    Really? The excuse that your drunk or high for animal behavior isn't an excuse.

    I've partied with the best of them, Id quit the next day if id been called out for this shit

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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 23,824
    CROJAM95 said:

    I'd beat his ass b4 the beer even flew. Id make him lick that shit up like a fuckin dog
    People in sections like this need to stick together and regulate bitch ass behavior

    most people look the other way as long as its not affecting them directly, its a shame

    I met a dude at the 1st preparty who practically got pissed on during PJ20 on the lawn.....he felt the spray and turned around when some dudes junk was near his face. The pissers friends said to him to chill hes just super wasted

    Really? The excuse that your drunk or high for animal behavior isn't an excuse.

    I've partied with the best of them, Id quit the next day if id been called out for this shit

    I hear you, but the guy who got puked on actually handled it well, in my opinion. What happens when you beat the hell out of the guy?

    You miss the rest of the show.
    You get put in handcuffs
    You get thrown in jail
    And YOU just might have charges filed against you by the puker.

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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon WinnipegPosts: 18,020
    CROJAM95 said:

    I'd beat his ass b4 the beer even flew. Id make him lick that shit up like a fuckin dog
    People in sections like this need to stick together and regulate bitch ass behavior

    most people look the other way as long as its not affecting them directly, its a shame

    I met a dude at the 1st preparty who practically got pissed on during PJ20 on the lawn.....he felt the spray and turned around when some dudes junk was near his face. The pissers friends said to him to chill hes just super wasted

    Really? The excuse that your drunk or high for animal behavior isn't an excuse.

    I've partied with the best of them, Id quit the next day if id been called out for this shit

    "calm down, he's just wasted". "oh, sorry sir, continue pissing on my nose since you can't drink responsibly". gimme a break. I would have kicked him in the junk right then and there! LOL
  • High Fidelity 2000High Fidelity 2000 New Mexico USAPosts: 4,341
    edited May 2016
    CROJAM95 said:

    I'd beat his ass b4 the beer even flew. Id make him lick that shit up like a fuckin dog
    People in sections like this need to stick together and regulate bitch ass behavior

    most people look the other way as long as its not affecting them directly, its a shame

    I met a dude at the 1st preparty who practically got pissed on during PJ20 on the lawn.....he felt the spray and turned around when some dudes junk was near his face. The pissers friends said to him to chill hes just super wasted

    Really? The excuse that your drunk or high for animal behavior isn't an excuse.

    I've partied with the best of them, Id quit the next day if id been called out for this shit

    Yeah I agree. If you can't behave yourself outside of your house maybe stay home. In Denver a couple years ago, some guy PASSED OUT onto the two women next to us, fell from the row up, elevated behind them, knocking them down (as you would expect if the weight of a grown man unexpectedly fell on you in the middle of a loud concert with no warning from a couple feet up). The guy's friend posted on here (maybe in the fanview) about how his friend tried to be careful with the altitude and everything, yet he still passed out and fell over. Fuck that shit. Your friend doesn't deserve to go to a Pearl Jam concert only to make it the first 9 songs into the Even Flow solo before knocking women over with his dead weight.

    If you get so drunk you puke ON PEOPLE in the middle of the concert, you don't deserve to be there. Stay home and puke all over yourself.
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