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The NYC Puker, also known as the "Jeremy Guy"

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    SputNickSputNick Posts: 104
    AlaG said:

    camsjam said:

    Maybe next tour instead of earplugs they can promote PJ cares barf bags and depends for all the pukers and pissers out there.

    Or you know...the venues can not over serve show attendees. They seem to have no problem selling beer to folks who are well past their limit.
    Not to mention all the farters. MSG1 section 305 someone was farting like crazy during the entire second encore. THey should provide noseplugs as well...
    Binaural > Vs > No Code > Yield = Riot Act > Vitalogy > Ten > Pearl Jam > Dark Matter > Gigaton > Lightning Bolt > Backspacer
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    CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 9,242
    image

    Was this him? Oh wait this guy would have enjoyed being on the receiving end, Stern Show wacko
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    SpagsSpags Leigh-on-Sea, UK Posts: 2,952
    RoleModelsinBlood31 said:

    Spags said:

    rick1zoo2 said:

    During the Philly 2 show last week, we mistakenly spilled some popcorn...

    Wait...Popcorn???

    Sorry for my ignorance, I've only seen them play in Europe.

    Yeah shits fuckin crazy in America! We eat popcorn and nachos and hot dogs and bags of peanuts and burgers and pizza and then drink a case of beer with our 40 year old wife and three kids and then hurl it all onto the backs of the fans in front of us!! Then we make hand gestures at our victims and run, it's crazy bro
    LOL, I'll be sure to follow these cultural guidelines when I finally make it to a US show!
    Nature drunk and High
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    SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242
    RoleModelsinBlood31 said:

    Spags said:

    rick1zoo2 said:

    During the Philly 2 show last week, we mistakenly spilled some popcorn...

    Wait...Popcorn???

    Sorry for my ignorance, I've only seen them play in Europe.

    Yeah shits fuckin crazy in America! We eat popcorn and nachos and hot dogs and bags of peanuts and burgers and pizza and then drink a case of beer with our 40 year old wife and three kids and then hurl it all onto the backs of the fans in front of us!! Then we make hand gestures at our victims and run, it's crazy bro
    Not only on the backs of fellow fans, but in corners of the venue as well. While leaving the venue Sunday night, there were a couple of corners that had been christened. By the looks of it, someone had nachos that night. :sick:
    ELITIST FUK
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    camsjamcamsjam Posts: 375
    HughFreakingDillon said:

    DeLukin said:

    Hoccapuk said:

    All limited edition of course, flippers will love some PJ depends

    I'd love to have a Klausen Depends. Probably a bitch to frame though...
    on the back it would read "I Got Shit".
    Haaaa! Could frame it in leather chaps nicelyimage
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    JdirtenJdirten Posts: 11
    Giving away my age, its known as the Bronx Cheer, or Thumbing your Nose,it means "Kiss my ASS". Very popular before "Fuck You" took over as the preferred reply to being slighted.
    Get outside and Breath the air!
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    Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 36,679
    In honor of the Fenway shows fast approaching:

    he don't puke, he spews
    he don't wipe, he soaks
    bares his thumb with his nose and wiggly fingers
    flicks the chunks off a larger one's feet
    he pushes, he mocks
    congregates until he’s much too full
    gives a fuck to those he’s around
    drinks the beer of his so called girlfriend
    he don't scurry when vomit covers his legs
    don't pick himself together and run for the loo
    so he spews where he’s not supposed to
    take what's his and throws it square, oh with a splash
    he don't care, don't give a swallow and keep it down
    does oppress an equals given rights
    starves the row so he can be well fed by nachos, hot dogs, popcorn and pizza
    lines his hole with the spewed upon’s bread
    he don't scurry when vomit covers his legs
    don't pick himself together and run for the loo
    so he spews where he’s not supposed to
    takes what's his and throws it square, oh with a splash...
    he don't scurry when vomit covers his legs
    don't pick himself together and run for the loo
    so he spews where he’s not supposed to
    takes what's his and throws it square, oh with a splash...
    jeremy...he don't compare
    jeremy...he don't compare
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    Gary CarterGary Carter Shea Stadium Posts: 13,940
    Lol how the fuck did I miss this gem of a post till now

    All I can say is wow just wow. To not only puke on someone, but to then throw beer on the dude who you just puked on, what balls
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

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    Gary CarterGary Carter Shea Stadium Posts: 13,940
    AlaG said:

    camsjam said:

    Maybe next tour instead of earplugs they can promote PJ cares barf bags and depends for all the pukers and pissers out there.

    Or you know...the venues can not over serve show attendees. They seem to have no problem selling beer to folks who are well past their limit.
    At $9 a beer are you gonna stop serving someone? MSG usually stops serving beer around the 1st encore. When the beer line is like cattle, how are you gonna have time to tell whose drunk or not? My buddy at Philly 2 09 was buying 4 beers at a time every couple of songs for me and him. Beer limit at the spectrum was 2 per person.
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    Bravo, Faxxx!
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    iOnlyownMymindiOnlyownMymind Posts: 2,552
    Easily one of the funniest stories on this forum.
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    Thirty Bills UnpaidThirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Malroth said:

    Big Bank Hank said:

    Also apparently they never saw Eddie drink Bile Beer
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jMbkXEJeUM

    "I have tasted, a beer wasted"
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    Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 36,679
    I'm going to puke my molson
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