Can we talk about the drunks?

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  • DeLukin
    DeLukin Posts: 2,757
    edited May 2016
    #EvenBros = concert attendees who allow themselves to become so inebriated that they negatively affect the experience of those around them. This includes (but is not limited to): falling, pushing, puking, pissing, unwanted hugging, face-shouting, fight-picking, and other acts of douchey-ness.

    #EvenHos = female version of EvenBros, but also includes 'obnoxious selfie taking'

    I say we add the hash tag because it's as annoying as they are...
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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,827
    DeLukin said:

    #EvenBros = concert attendees who allow themselves to become so inebriated that they negatively affect the experience of those around them. This includes (but is not limited to): falling, pushing, puking, pissing, unwanted hugging, face-shouting, fight-picking, and other acts of douchey-ness.

    #EvenHos = female version of EvenBros, but also includes 'obnoxious selfie taking'

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  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,451
    We saw at least three people in our section (103) on night 1 who definitely had way more than they could handle. All three of them were puking up a storm and were carried out by friends after the show. Everybody can do what they please, but if I would get puked on, I'd be pissed. I don't get spending that much on a ticket and then just getting fucking shitfaced.
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  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Ledbetterman10 said:

    It's not a Philly thing.
    It's not a Pearl Jam fan thing.
    It's a concert thing. Every American rock concert. In every city.

    So true.
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  • ham_on_rye
    ham_on_rye Indiana Dunes Posts: 207
    edited May 2016
    rgambs said:

    EvenBros lol I love it...and EvenHos too.
    Those girls all tarted out wearing hooker heels and Kelly Bundy dresses, with a flannel to "make it grunge", so drunk they can't walk without hanging on to each other, swaying and swerving across the concourse, all while staring at or bellowing into a phone the size of a damn etch a sketch...

    :rofl: etch-a-sketch, that's f'n hilarious. If you have not seen this thread it's pretty funny.
    http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/17949/boston-2-puke#latest
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  • gotthebottle
    gotthebottle San Diego Posts: 3,826
    DeLukin said:

    #EvenBros = concert attendees who allow themselves to become so inebriated that they negatively affect the experience of those around them. This includes (but is not limited to): falling, pushing, puking, pissing, unwanted hugging, face-shouting, fight-picking, and other acts of douchey-ness.

    #EvenHos = female version of EvenBros, but also includes 'obnoxious selfie taking'

    I say we add the hash tag because it's as annoying as they are...

    I like it!!
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Getting buzzed is fine. Getting sloshed is irritating.

    Even Bros looking to fist bump you every f**king song, slobbering into you, wallowing away... tempting you to smash them. It definitely takes away from the experience, but hear this... it's far from unique to PJ. DMB shows feature an all star cast of drunken idiots every show.

    They... no shit... ran out of beer at the MGM in Vegas two thirds through the show. The MGM in Vegas. We were forced to buy margaritas.
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  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    We were forced to buy margaritas.

    This cracked me up. Hahaha!
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  • mcgruff10
    mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 29,146
    dude in front of me at philly 1 was so drunk he just feel backwards on the stairs. another guy two rows in front of me was passed out sitting down. good times. fan club section too.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
  • blenderman69
    blenderman69 philly Posts: 2,104
    that's why I smoke 5 doobies for every beer....keeps me "HIGH" DRATED" so I don't get too drunk and act a fool
  • PJfanwillneverleave1
    PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    DeLukin said:



    I say we add the hash tag because it's as annoying as they are...

    That's funny.
  • dudeman
    dudeman Posts: 3,182
    We went to get into our car after Jax only to find some guy pissing on the car parked next to mine. That was interesting.

    Aside from the obnoxious factor, the thing that really bothers me is that some of these assholes get behind the wheel after over indulging.

    No excuse.

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  • withflyingcolors
    withflyingcolors Posts: 512
    Yep, and this is mostly why I decided not to go to Philly 2 b/c being a female alone there is just...no. I realize it's not just Philly where people are sloppy to dangerously drunk but still the stories that come out of there are awful. Heh maybe I've also heard too many reports from Wolfie out of Philly (stern show). Evenbros is brilliant. That said, we had some in Tampa and my parents and I left the show with beer soaked lower legs and feet. I kept my mouth shut because I didn't want it to ruin my parents first show, and well, they are in their 60s so simply sloppy rude drunks bros aren't worth the energy.
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    mfc2006 said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    We were forced to buy margaritas.

    This cracked me up. Hahaha!
    Lol

    You've been there, eh?
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    Getting buzzed is fine. Getting sloshed is irritating.

    Even Bros looking to fist bump you every f**king song, slobbering into you, wallowing away... tempting you to smash them. It definitely takes away from the experience, but hear this... it's far from unique to PJ. DMB shows feature an all star cast of drunken idiots every show.

    They... no shit... ran out of beer at the MGM in Vegas two thirds through the show. The MGM in Vegas. We were forced to buy margaritas.

    My sister and I saw Gone with the Wind at the theater (luxurious for that time) in the Vegas MGM hotel before its big fire.

    At Puscifer there was a chick in front of us who got sick from shrooms. Tool, a couple years before, drunk as fuck dude in front of us but a happy drunk, thankfully. Went nuts over the Rice jersey I was wearing.

    Me - "Thanks! But please don't touch me or the jersey." Yes, he went in for a hug - not aggressively, but nope!

    I think in this era of things being mostly about YOU - the bubble mindset - drunk jerks (jerks in general) will be more prevalent. Shit, just look at driving, or flying.
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    hedonist said:

    I think in this era of things being mostly about YOU - the bubble mindset - drunk jerks (jerks in general) will be more prevalent. Shit, just look at driving, or flying.

    I couldn't agree more. One of my concert buddies said the other day, "We have such a great community of people." (Meaning PJ.) We do. I couldn't agree more. We just need to keep in mind the space we occupy whether it be physically or by other sensory means. That is for any concert. It's not to say not to enjoy. Just take care of yourself and be mindful of the people around you.
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  • ikiT
    ikiT USA Posts: 11,059
    or texting while diving
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Tiki said:

    or texting while diving

    Belly flop =)
  • weekapaug19
    weekapaug19 Posts: 2,293
    You people should never attend wing bowl then
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    deadendp said:

    hedonist said:

    I think in this era of things being mostly about YOU - the bubble mindset - drunk jerks (jerks in general) will be more prevalent. Shit, just look at driving, or flying.

    I couldn't agree more. One of my concert buddies said the other day, "We have such a great community of people." (Meaning PJ.) We do. I couldn't agree more. We just need to keep in mind the space we occupy whether it be physically or by other sensory means. That is for any concert. It's not to say not to enjoy. Just take care of yourself and be mindful of the people around you.
    Ah, so simple, it'd seem.

    And seriously, the texting shit has made me have to raise my asshole/idiot radar even higher when driving. I actually saw someone hold up a bunch of cars in the midst of a major boulevard because he just STOPPED. To text.

    I'm getting an air-horn!

    Sorry for veering off-topic. I just have a low threshold for assholes, drunk or self-absorbed, in any environment.

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