Boston 2 PUKE

UNH1995UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 340
edited October 2013 in Given To Fly (live)
To that tall dude who puked on the floor section of the Fleet Center, I have some comments:

1) Were you drunk? You acted really weird.

2) I admire that you puked, and stayed with the puke until the cleaning crew showed up 30 minutes later.

3) I admire that you tipped the cleaning guy for cleaning up your massive volume of puke.

4) Your puke smelled worse that any puke I have ever smelled.

5) All of the ajax in the world did not do enough to mask that horrible smell.

6) I have a picture of you and your puke if you need it.

7) You puked before the show, so people rocked out all night in the ajax/puke soup on the floor beneath their seats.

In summary, I admire your stones for staying with your puke. Most would have fled the scene and denied any responsibility. While the puke molecules still reside in my nostrils, I have lost most of my nauseaous feelings. Wow. Who just leans over and vomits massive amounts on a concrete floor? Wow.
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  • nothingman44nothingman44 Posts: 1,411
    thats funny


    but gross at the same time.
  • tschavtschav Posts: 1,256
    damn, i feel bad for you man, but your post cracked me the fuck up
  • PearlJamBobPearlJamBob Posts: 77
    Post The Pic
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  • PJ_LukinPJ_Lukin Posts: 2,046
    UNH1995 wrote:
    To that tall dude who puked on the floor section of the Fleet Center, I have some comments:

    1) Were you drunk? You acted really weird.

    2) I admire that you puked, and stayed with the puke until the cleaning crew showed up 30 minutes later.

    3) I admire that you tipped the cleaning guy for cleaning up your massive volume of puke.

    4) Your puke smelled worse that any puke I have ever smelled.

    5) All of the ajax in the world did not do enough to mask that horrible smell.

    6) I have a picture of you and your puke if you need it.

    7) You puked before the show, so people rocked out all night in the ajax/puke soup on the floor beneath their seats.

    In summary, I admire your stones for staying with your puke. Most would have fled the scene and denied any responsibility. While the puke molecules still reside in my nostrils, I have lost most of my nauseaous feelings. Wow. Who just leans over and vomits massive amounts on a concrete floor? Wow.
    When I read this, I laughed so hard, I almost puked!
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  • UNH1995UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 340
    The pic will be posted in due time. It is really, really graphic. I examined the contents and it looks like whiskey, french fries and possibly some chowder.

    The cast off from splatter was measured nearly 13.46 feet away. The smell hit us like a freight train. I immediately got up and took a picture of it, it was instinctual, a survival mechanism.

    He acted like he spilled half a soda, not expelled enormous volumes of vomit onto the cold, hard floor and anyone within a 7 yard radius.

    I'm getting sick to my stomach writing about it. But, again, I can't stop. That was powerful freakin puke.
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  • beanagebeanage Posts: 19
    UNH1995 wrote:
    He acted like he spilled half a soda, not expelled enormous volumes of vomit onto the cold, hard floor and anyone within a 7 yard radius.

    That is so funny! Gets funnier every time I read it.....hahah!
  • UPSDanUPSDan Posts: 82
    i was 10-15 feet from the guy also...that was some fucking stink during mmj....holy shit that puke smelt bad
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  • UNH1995UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 340
    When the lights came on after MMJ finished playing, there were hundreds of people in section E on the floor with shirt-masks on. (when you lift your shirt collar over the bridge of your nose, tilting your head down, everyone looks the same when they do it)

    Even the freshest shirts direct from the dryer, downy-fresh were no match for this dirty bomb this dude released.

    Again, I can't say enough how impressed I was with this fool for staying with his pile o' bile for 35 minutes while myself and others desperately pleaded for security to get some poor dude to spread some ajax after mopping up the chunks of this guys over indulgence.
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  • idratherbeidratherbe Posts: 364
    At least the guy stayed around and dealt with his shame and mess.

    At the 2nd Showbox show in 2002 (yes! the one the dvd was made of) we were rocking out and someone sprayed the floor behind us... splashed up on our pants. cleebius from this board was standing right beside us and got sprayed too. IT SUCKED. We weren't down on the main floor, which is probably a good thing because a lot more people would have gotten hit AND it would have been nearly impossible for the poor chick who worked there to clean up. YUCK.

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  • UNH1995UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 340
    great use of the words "sprayed" and "splashed"

    it really captured the essense of the hurl.
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  • ha haaaa- you got leash- but you couldnt breathe! classic

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  • OmahaJammerOmahaJammer Posts: 261
    An aboslutley classic post. THIS is what the message board is all about, folks! =)
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  • UNH1995UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 340
    posts like mine make the day fly by.
    nice job, me.
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  • obiwon76obiwon76 Posts: 568
    Maybe the guy who puked was representing all the newer 10C member who rant about the older members always being up front. I could only imagine the misery people were in for 2 1/2 hrs.

    If you cant control your liquor, don't drink to that extent.
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  • tschavtschav Posts: 1,256
    if anything, just be glad you didn't have a poster that got puked on.
    you coulda had a scratch-n-sniff memory.
  • I was at the Coheed & Cambria, Avenged Sevenfold Show at the Hammerstein last week (Took my son and his friend), and some kid spewed all over the stairs to backstage.

    I watched VIPs step in puke all night.
    Leave your lady on the cement floor.

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  • LizardLizard So CalPosts: 11,802
    I am surprised there wasn't sympathy puke going on.

    could have been quite a "barforama" going on there!!!


    ICK
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  • First time I've truly "LOL" from a post. Thanks.
    Right on dude!!!!!
  • PJ_LukinPJ_Lukin Posts: 2,046
    ha haaaa- you got leash- but you couldnt breathe! classic
    As a matter of fact, maybe Ed smelled it and decided, "Poor fuckers, they had to deal with smell the whole show. Leash it is!"
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  • civ_eng_girlciv_eng_girl Posts: 2,001
    Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends. Kids barfed on their parents. A fat lady barfed in her purse. The Donnelly-twins barfed on each other. And the women's auxiliary barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes.
    ~~*~~ ...i surfaced and all of my being was enlightend... ~~*~~
  • DocChicagoDocChicago Posts: 653
    Synergy needs more posts like the one that started this thread.
    It is time to admit that we used to rock like hurricanes. It is time to run for the hills and go round and round. It is time for us to shout at the devil. We've got the right to choose it, there ain't no way we'll lose it, and we're not gonna take it anymore.
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 17,039
    BeerBaron wrote:
    Me too. Everyone at work is looking at my now


    * ducks behind desk *
    totally detters me from drinkin at candem whoaa funny as shit though.
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • AyedavanitaAyedavanita Posts: 1,437
    OMG!! RAOFLMAO!!! That's sick but your humor is great!
    "You think I got my eyes closed but I'm lookin' at you the whole fuckin' time..."
  • Uncle LeoUncle Leo Posts: 1,073
    Maybe next year the Celtics and Bruins will be complaining about it after their home openers.
    I cannot come up with a new sig till I get this egg off my face.
  • Kristi M.Kristi M. Posts: 3
    Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends. Kids barfed on their parents. A fat lady barfed in her purse. The Donnelly-twins barfed on each other. And the women's auxiliary barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes.



    Ahhhhh.......Stand By Me. Thoughts of these scene entered my mind by the time I finished reading the original post.
  • CantKeepmedownCantKeepmedown Portland, MainePosts: 1,876
    "Pile O' Bile"


    freakin hilarious!!!
  • civ_eng_girlciv_eng_girl Posts: 2,001
    UNH1995 wrote:
    I immediately got up and took a picture of it, it was instinctual, a survival mechanism.

    this is my favorite part of the story.... :o
    ~~*~~ ...i surfaced and all of my being was enlightend... ~~*~~
  • RayneRayne Posts: 99
    As a friend of said puker,who shall remain nameless unless he should choose to divulge his identity, I must defend.

    1) He was not drunk, and in fact had not even had 1 drink.
    2) He is a LONG time TC meber, by NO means a newbie.
    3) At least it was during MMJ not PJ
    4) He was embarrased, but classy about his response.
    5) He felt better and enjoyed the rest of the show



    BUT your post had me peein in my pants...LMFAO...:)
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  • idratherbeidratherbe Posts: 364
    Rayne wrote:
    5) He felt better and enjoyed the rest of the show

    Well thank God for that.

    ~peace~
    Never allow someone to be your Priority,
    While allowing yourself to be their Option.

    ‹^›_‹(ô¿ô)›_‹^›

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  • trebmaltrebmal Posts: 98
    UNH1995 wrote:
    To that tall dude who puked on the floor section of the Fleet Center, I have some comments:

    1) Were you drunk? You acted really weird.

    2) I admire that you puked, and stayed with the puke until the cleaning crew showed up 30 minutes later.

    3) I admire that you tipped the cleaning guy for cleaning up your massive volume of puke.

    4) Your puke smelled worse that any puke I have ever smelled.

    5) All of the ajax in the world did not do enough to mask that horrible smell.

    6) I have a picture of you and your puke if you need it.

    7) You puked before the show, so people rocked out all night in the ajax/puke soup on the floor beneath their seats.

    In summary, I admire your stones for staying with your puke. Most would have fled the scene and denied any responsibility. While the puke molecules still reside in my nostrils, I have lost most of my nauseaous feelings. Wow. Who just leans over and vomits massive amounts on a concrete floor? Wow.

    AWW... I think I know who this person is, he's a good friend and a good person. I'm not sure if he's seen this thread yet but yeah ... kudos to him either way
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