Biggest Relationship Pet Peeves

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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 36,524
    Chronic lateness

    Her hair clogging up the drains!!!
    Both the sink and the shower.
    Yet I am the one who has to do the dirty work?

    me too. I was just thinking the other day, as OUR NEW SINK IS DRAINING VERY SLOWLY, that I never had this issue when I lived with my male roommate years ago.
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  • Sprunkn7Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    Chronic lateness
    Every time I get the "you never told me that" and I say "yes I did, I told you ___" His answer is "you probably told me when I was watching youtube videos. You know I never hear anything you say when I'm on my computer."
    Now if I was mumbling what an asshat he can be under my breath IN THE OTHER ROOM while he was watching youtube videos he would ear that!

    Selective. Yup.
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    'forgetting' the oven is unpredictable...

    "are you watching the sandwiches?"
    "yes I'm watching them!"
    "Something smells overdone..."
    "i told you I'm wat....oops"

    image

    (that's not rye bread)
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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,834
    Just leave me the hell alone!
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Posts: 12,844
    dankind said:

    Just leave me the hell alone!

    Done.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Posts: 4,810
    Poor pick pocketing by placing clothes in the hamper with items in the pockets
    RKCNDY said:

    'forgetting' the oven is unpredictable...

    "are you watching the sandwiches?"
    "yes I'm watching them!"
    "Something smells overdone..."
    "i told you I'm wat....oops"

    image

    (that's not rye bread)

    :rofl:
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    I am the worst relationship in the world.

    I do everything right wrong
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    dankind said:

    Just leave me the hell alone!

    But...but....:hug:
    ELITIST FUK
  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    SD48277 said:

    dankind said:

    Just leave me the hell alone!

    But...but....:hug:
    Stop trying to hug the zoo animals.....if you persist with this behaviour we will have to eject you from the premises.
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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,834
    "Do you want to sweep the floor?"

    Wrong question.

    "Would you please sweep the floor?"

    Right question.

    Guess which question my wife always asks....

    :anguished:

    I've been with this woman for ~17 years. I should get a medal.
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 36,524
    Chronic lateness
    dankind said:

    "Do you want to sweep the floor?"

    Wrong question.

    "Would you please sweep the floor?"

    Right question.

    Guess which question my wife always asks....

    :anguished:

    I've been with this woman for ~17 years. I should get a medal.

    or maybe SHE should? LOL
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  • Sprunkn7Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    Chronic lateness
    I get a text, we're out of coffee and creamer. Well, no. I have my coffee and I don't use creamer; so YOU are out of coffee and creamer. The store is right down the street.
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Posts: 4,810
    Poor pick pocketing by placing clothes in the hamper with items in the pockets
    Sprunkn7 said:

    I get a text, we're out of coffee and creamer. Well, no. I have my coffee and I don't use creamer; so YOU are out of coffee and creamer. The store is right down the street.

    Ooooo. Ouch!
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • markymark550markymark550 Posts: 5,120
    Chronic lateness
    dankind said:

    "Do you want to sweep the floor?"

    Wrong question.

    "Would you please sweep the floor?"

    Right question.

    Guess which question my wife always asks....

    :anguished:

    I've been with this woman for ~17 years. I should get a medal.

    I agree that "Do you want to .... ?" is a bad way to ask for something to get done. However, I've learned with my wife to always agree to it because the second chore is always worse than the first if I say no.
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,237
    Nocturnal blanket or comforter theft
    16 years going strong!
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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Triangles
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  • oftenreadingoftenreading Posts: 12,844

    Triangles

    Love triangles? Oops.

    Assuming you mean with the Benny.
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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,834
    Would it kill her to check my pockets before doing my laundry?

    Thanks for melting my train pass, honey.

    Fuckin' jerk!

    :rage:
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 36,524
    Chronic lateness
    dankind said:

    Would it kill her to check my pockets before doing my laundry?

    Thanks for melting my train pass, honey.

    Fuckin' jerk!

    :rage:

    hey, the contents of the pocket are the responsibility of the pocket owner, not the pocket cleaner.
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Hypochondriacs r us, by turning into a baby at the first sign of a cough or cold

    dankind said:

    Would it kill her to check my pockets before doing my laundry?

    Thanks for melting my train pass, honey.

    Fuckin' jerk!

    :rage:

    hey, the contents of the pocket are the responsibility of the pocket owner, not the pocket cleaner.
    As one who makes a point of emptying HIS pockets (not a euphemism), I agree.

    Good luck on the train, DK =)
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,834
    hedonist said:

    dankind said:

    Would it kill her to check my pockets before doing my laundry?

    Thanks for melting my train pass, honey.

    Fuckin' jerk!

    :rage:

    hey, the contents of the pocket are the responsibility of the pocket owner, not the pocket cleaner.
    As one who makes a point of emptying HIS pockets (not a euphemism), I agree.

    Good luck on the train, DK =)
    But she empties the kids' pockets.

    It's not fair!
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Sprunkn7Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    Chronic lateness

    dankind said:

    Would it kill her to check my pockets before doing my laundry?

    Thanks for melting my train pass, honey.

    Fuckin' jerk!

    :rage:

    hey, the contents of the pocket are the responsibility of the pocket owner, not the pocket cleaner.
    Agree says the laundress

    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    dankind said:

    hedonist said:

    dankind said:

    Would it kill her to check my pockets before doing my laundry?

    Thanks for melting my train pass, honey.

    Fuckin' jerk!

    :rage:

    hey, the contents of the pocket are the responsibility of the pocket owner, not the pocket cleaner.
    As one who makes a point of emptying HIS pockets (not a euphemism), I agree.

    Good luck on the train, DK =)
    But she empties the kids' pockets.

    It's not fair!
    Sooooooo.....you're claiming to be one of the kids?
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  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Posts: 16,427
    Chronic lateness
    If you're gonna check some pockets, you should check them all. Don't discriminate. #YesAllPockets
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,834
    RKCNDY said:

    dankind said:

    hedonist said:

    dankind said:

    Would it kill her to check my pockets before doing my laundry?

    Thanks for melting my train pass, honey.

    Fuckin' jerk!

    :rage:

    hey, the contents of the pocket are the responsibility of the pocket owner, not the pocket cleaner.
    As one who makes a point of emptying HIS pockets (not a euphemism), I agree.

    Good luck on the train, DK =)
    But she empties the kids' pockets.

    It's not fair!
    Sooooooo.....you're claiming to be one of the kids?
    I know you are, but what am I?
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,834

    If you're gonna check some pockets, you should check them all. Don't discriminate. #YesAllPockets

    :clap:

    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • markymark550markymark550 Posts: 5,120
    Chronic lateness
    Heck, I'd probably rather check the pockets of an adult's pants (especially a lady if she's still wearing them :wink: ).

    I would be scared to check the pockets of some of the kids I know. They're likely to have bugs, critters, and God knows what else.
  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Posts: 4,810
    Poor pick pocketing by placing clothes in the hamper with items in the pockets
    :lol:
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003

    dankind said:

    Would it kill her to check my pockets before doing my laundry?

    Thanks for melting my train pass, honey.

    Fuckin' jerk!

    :rage:

    hey, the contents of the pocket are the responsibility of the pocket owner, not the pocket cleaner.
    which means any money found by the washing machine loader/emptier becomes property of the washing machine loader/emptier.
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