Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

whispering hands

RKCNDY said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Empty Glass said:

I have it...

Tour dates on the back
Front has 2 holes which your boobs hang out. "Cooking the boobs" printed above the holes

What is the option for us guys. Ass less chaps?

Goat pajamas...with the crotch chewed out...by a goat.

They should say " Weinie Roast" on them! ;-)

Empty Glass

whispering hands said:

RKCNDY said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Empty Glass said:

I have it...

Tour dates on the back
Front has 2 holes which your boobs hang out. "Cooking the boobs" printed above the holes

What is the option for us guys. Ass less chaps?

Goat pajamas...with the crotch chewed out...by a goat.

They should say " Weinie Roast" on them! ;-)

Cookin Canadian Sausage - will be the man slogan on the tour shorts

A play on Canadian Bacon

whispering hands

Empty Glass said:

whispering hands said:

RKCNDY said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Empty Glass said:

I have it...

Tour dates on the back
Front has 2 holes which your boobs hang out. "Cooking the boobs" printed above the holes

What is the option for us guys. Ass less chaps?

Goat pajamas...with the crotch chewed out...by a goat.

They should say " Weinie Roast" on them! ;-)

Cookin Canadian Sausage - will be the man slogan on the tour shorts

A play on Canadian Bacon

Lol that works too!

Amongst the Ani

Can we put a frying pad around the hole so as to make it appear the sausage is cooking in the pan.

Empty Glass

Yes. We'll even make a big pan because I can see some sausages pointing straight up and others pointing down.

northerndragon

For a bunch of guys who say they like boobs so much you sure do focus on your sausages a lot.

Also the design idea for the "Baking the Boobs" just isn't going to work. New plan - Hats! They will have the "Baking the Boobs" slogan on them with "Degenerate-a-palooza Tour Canada 2015" underneath or on the back and that way they allow for unfettered boob baking.

Empty Glass

northerndragon said:

For a bunch of guys who say they like boobs so much you sure do focus on your sausages a lot.

Also the design idea for the "Baking the Boobs" just isn't going to work. New plan - Hats! They will have the "Baking the Boobs" slogan on them with "Degenerate-a-palooza Tour Canada 2015" underneath or on the back and that way they allow for unfettered boob baking.

Have you read the fantasy baseball thread? Lots of ass talk

Amongst the Ani

We focus on our sausage because of the boob talk. Its not out fault, its simple biology.

RKCNDY

northerndragon said:

For a bunch of guys who say they like boobs so much you sure do focus on your sausages a lot.

Also the design idea for the "Baking the Boobs" just isn't going to work. New plan - Hats! They will have the "Baking the Boobs" slogan on them with "Degenerate-a-palooza Tour Canada 2015" underneath or on the back and that way they allow for unfettered boob baking.

Can't have writing under the boobs, some people have uh....hmmmm....not so perky blobs.


Just sayin.

Empty Glass

Tomorrow is the day. I just picked up Boomer. He said he's going to douse the first female dog he sees in maple syrup and lick it off her. We're going to fuck Canada up.

Amongst the Ani

Empty Glass said:

Tomorrow is the day. I just picked up Boomer. He said he's going to douse the first female dog he sees in maple syrup and lick it off her. We're going to fuck Canada up.

Boomer was in training the last week. He was humping everything that moved. Let him have fun. At least Canada has free healthcare so if he was going to get an STD that is the place. That dog loves him some skanky bitches.

I will see you there and will bring some waffles for him to go with all the maple syrup. Lets burn canada to the ground. I know SD is ready to set some shit on fire.

whispering hands

RKCNDY said:

northerndragon said:

For a bunch of guys who say they like boobs so much you sure do focus on your sausages a lot.

Also the design idea for the "Baking the Boobs" just isn't going to work. New plan - Hats! They will have the "Baking the Boobs" slogan on them with "Degenerate-a-palooza Tour Canada 2015" underneath or on the back and that way they allow for unfettered boob baking.

Can't have writing under the boobs, some people have uh....hmmmm....not so perky blobs.


Just sayin.

Yeah, she's got a good point there. At 42, my boobs are a bit lazy..

northerndragon

whispering hands said:

RKCNDY said:

northerndragon said:

For a bunch of guys who say they like boobs so much you sure do focus on your sausages a lot.

Also the design idea for the "Baking the Boobs" just isn't going to work. New plan - Hats! They will have the "Baking the Boobs" slogan on them with "Degenerate-a-palooza Tour Canada 2015" underneath or on the back and that way they allow for unfettered boob baking.

Can't have writing under the boobs, some people have uh....hmmmm....not so perky blobs.


Just sayin.

Yeah, she's got a good point there. At 42, my boobs are a bit lazy..

I don't what kind of hats you wear south of the border but if they fit under your boobs you're doing it wrong.

northerndragon

Amongst the Ani said:

Empty Glass said:

Tomorrow is the day. I just picked up Boomer. He said he's going to douse the first female dog he sees in maple syrup and lick it off her. We're going to fuck Canada up.

Boomer was in training the last week. He was humping everything that moved. Let him have fun. At least Canada has free healthcare so if he was going to get an STD that is the place. That dog loves him some skanky bitches.

I will see you there and will bring some waffles for him to go with all the maple syrup. Lets burn canada to the ground. I know SD is ready to set some shit on fire.

You have no idea what you are in for, Canada is going to chew you up and spit you out. But it's going to be one hellva ride. Also this is where all the water is hiding so light it up all you want we can douse the flames later.
It's too bad the first show is all the way down in Vancouver, I've got tons of space up at my place and I could show you how to go all day and night northern style.

Amongst the Ani

Challenge accepted. You ever partied with US Marines before? Be careful what you ask for. We have been known (true story) to dump all the charcoal from a light barbeque onto a carpeted living room floor so we can mosh pit around some flames at parties.

Now I am even more looking forward to Canada.

northerndragon

Up here we like pallet fires, build them up big. Then you must leap the fire naked.
Never partied with US Marines, just bikers and loggers.

F Me In The Brain

Amongst the Ani said:

Challenge accepted. You ever partied with US Marines before? Be careful what you ask for. We have been known (true story) to dump all the charcoal from a light barbeque onto a carpeted living room floor so we can mosh pit around some flames at parties.

Now I am even more looking forward to Canada.

Know many Marines but the true story the 'You ever partied with US Marines before?' made me think of was a holiday party that my sister in law hosted about 5 years ago. She lived with 2 other lovely young ladies...they were probably 28-29 at the time and had lots of friends as a house of young ladies might. My wife and I are there with a Marine (was active in the early 70s) who is friends with her father. He has a few beers but wasnt really partying like my wife and I were.
A few random 25 year old, MMA-wannabe, Flat-Brim-Hat, Ed Hardy-wearing douche-chugs decide they are going to crash the nice holiday party and stick out like a sore thumb as they go and fill up drinks and start visibly determining the best way to take the keg and leave the party.
My sister in law's party and I am drunk (of course) so I take all 5'10" 175 pounds of myself up to the flat-brim DB leader and ask them who they know at the party. They tell me to buzz off or they will throttle me. I believe them but now am stuck acting the part our in defense of my sister in law and so of course I tell them they need to leave. Captain Douchey starts poking me in the chest and telling me he is going to beat me senseless and all of a sudden the Marine steps in and grabs the guy's index finger that he is poking me in the chest with and twists it to see the guy on his knees in pain in about 1.5 seconds. He asks him again to leave the party and the guy complies. By then there are about 40 people standing around so it would have been Captain Douchetrain and his two steroid buddies against 40 and so they take off.
Everyone claps the old Marine on the back and while I know this isnt the same as you were thinking when you said 'Party with Marines' it was the first story I thought of and felt like sharing.

He is an anti-degenerate btw but I still love the guy anyway.

SD48277

Amongst the Ani said:

Empty Glass said:

Tomorrow is the day. I just picked up Boomer. He said he's going to douse the first female dog he sees in maple syrup and lick it off her. We're going to fuck Canada up.

Boomer was in training the last week. He was humping everything that moved. Let him have fun. At least Canada has free healthcare so if he was going to get an STD that is the place. That dog loves him some skanky bitches.

I will see you there and will bring some waffles for him to go with all the maple syrup. Lets burn canada to the ground. I know SD is ready to set some shit on fire.

Yes, yes I am.

SD48277

Does PJ_Soul know we are crashing at her place?

Empty Glass

SD48277 said:

Does PJ_Soul know we are crashing at her place?

shhhhh