Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

whispering hands

Amongst the Ani said:

Challenge accepted. You ever partied with US Marines before? Be careful what you ask for. We have been known (true story) to dump all the charcoal from a light barbeque onto a carpeted living room floor so we can mosh pit around some flames at parties.

Now I am even more looking forward to Canada.

I'mma party with this dude!!^^^^

SD48277

Empty Glass said:

SD48277 said:

Does PJ_Soul know we are crashing at her place?

shhhhh

I don't think she looks at these threads, so it may still be a surprise.

Amongst the Ani

whispering hands said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Challenge accepted. You ever partied with US Marines before? Be careful what you ask for. We have been known (true story) to dump all the charcoal from a light barbeque onto a carpeted living room floor so we can mosh pit around some flames at parties.

Now I am even more looking forward to Canada.

I'mma party with this dude!!^^^^

We all got in trouble with the ladies that day. We did funeral details all over Wisconsin. One was on the Friday before Memorial day so we were told to go home afterwards as no sense going back to the unit. Normally when we did funerals in small towns someone in the family owned a bar and invited us to come drink for free. Sometimes we would go and have a drink, sometimes not at all. Since this was a holiday weekend we figured why not. It was the elderly Marines son who owned the bar and he really begged us to come and get our drink on in honor of his Dad as he said his Dad could really put down some alcohol. Most of that day is fuzzy. I don't know how we made it back to Green Bay. We drove so one of us drove us home (bad, bad us in retrospect). We ended up back at one of the guys apartments where the real fun started. I don't remember the barbeque being dumped out but the proof was there in a destroyed burnt carpet and the barbeque in the middle of the room. Apparently we barbequed at some point and someone got that bright idea. The furniture was in piles all over the place so we assumed it was mosh pitting. What I really remember was passing out in the lawn in front of the apartment (in a common area). The girlfriend of whose apartment it came home and blew a massive fucking gasket (they got married a year later so all was well) and then my wife (we just started dating at that point) coming and dragging my blacked out ass away later that night from the same spot in front of the apartment complex. I remember puking and covering it with grass so no one would step in it later. How nice of me. I had made plans to go to the zoo with my wife that afternoon since I would be home early. She was livid. So I remind her she was the dumbass who married me when I fuck up and she gets mad. She should have known then. I have a million of these stories to remind my wife when I fuck up now. Those were the good days when we drank Busch Ice (9.99 a 30 pack) and everyone brought their own 30 pack everywhere.

F Me In The Brain

Unfortunately I can relate to this story.
(Minus the Zoo, I would never stand my wife up for the Zoo)

SD48277

Wake up wake up! Happy Canada Day and first date on the second leg of this tour!

Empty Glass

I'm only wearing a maple leaf today

northerndragon

HAPPY CANADA DAY, however it is a holiday and the fact that I woke up on my own before 6 am has me a little cranky right now.
Items to note at the dawn of the Canadian Leg:
1. Empty - sunblock dude or you are going to burn your wee east coast ass to a crisp.
2. We're gonna rock this muthafucker like three the hard way!
3. Reminder that our booze is stronger, don't hurt yourselves and loose out on a kinder egg.

I will be back once I come to terms with the fact that I'm up for the day and that I shouldn't have a drink for breakfast...

Amongst the Ani

Empty Glass said:

I'm only wearing a maple leaf today

You know how they do body painting for swimsuits. I'm doing that but with maple syrup.

whispering hands

I'm going Eau Natural... Gonna cook the boobs, and the rump
Roast too!! Free the titties!!

northerndragon

whispering hands said:

I'm going Eau Natural... Gonna cook the boobs, and the rump
Roast too!! Free the titties!!

Now that is a saying that needs to be on a t-shirt!
Also you are all aware that we get sun up here right? Gonna be around 30+ all over BC today.

Amongst the Ani

I love free the titties. My brother just got a printing machine that can do coffee mugs, bumper stickers and such to sell at his show. He is always looking for new things to print. I will pass that one along when I see him Friday. He made me a bumper sticker that said my other ride is a short bus and has a short bus underneath it. My wife figured it out and was pissed when she saw it (my other ride is her car).

markymark550

northerndragon said:

whispering hands said:

I'm going Eau Natural... Gonna cook the boobs, and the rump
Roast too!! Free the titties!!

Now that is a saying that needs to be on a t-shirt!
Also you are all aware that we get sun up here right? Gonna be around 30+ all over BC today.

Reminds me of the breast cancer awareness shirt a couple of years ago:



Not sure I'm a degenerate though, so back to your thread..

whispering hands

Amongst the Ani said:

I love free the titties. My brother just got a printing machine that can do coffee mugs, bumper stickers and such to sell at his show. He is always looking for new things to print. I will pass that one along when I see him Friday. He made me a bumper sticker that said my other ride is a short bus and has a short bus underneath it. My wife figured it out and was pissed when she saw it (my other ride is her car).

Lmao!! Oh that's too funny! Another, 'Hey, you married me' moment??

northerndragon

Alright let's get this party started, it's after 10 and the first drinks been poured.

Empty Glass

Boomer got himself a mohawk...fuckin' right Boom. You look cool as shit with that thing

SD48277

markymark550 said:

northerndragon said:

whispering hands said:

I'm going Eau Natural... Gonna cook the boobs, and the rump
Roast too!! Free the titties!!

Now that is a saying that needs to be on a t-shirt!
Also you are all aware that we get sun up here right? Gonna be around 30+ all over BC today.

Reminds me of the breast cancer awareness shirt a couple of years ago:



Not sure I'm a degenerate though, so back to your thread..

You are if you want to be. The more the merrier.

SD48277

northerndragon said:

Alright let's get this party started, it's after 10 and the first drinks been poured.

You're late. Shots were poured at 8:00 this morning.

Empty Glass said:

Boomer got himself a mohawk...fuckin' right Boom. You look cool as shit with that thing

pics?

Empty Glass

No pics...what happens on this tour stays on this tour

Amongst the Ani

Who is manning the manscaping tent? I got some stubble that is getting itchy.

northerndragon

SD48277 said:

northerndragon said:

Alright let's get this party started, it's after 10 and the first drinks been poured.

You're late. Shots were poured at 8:00 this morning.

Trust me I'll catch up, after noon it's time for the tequila.