Take a shot of some kind of alcohol and kiss a fish in the Ani. Its not our fault if we don't get the Canadian slang. Here we just call that a normal Thursday night.
A puffin, Ani - it's a bird. I thought you of all people might appreciate that part of the ceremony.
He's not wrong, depends on what part of Newfoundland but kissing the cod is part of the ceremony.
Yes, the cod is traditional but I'm not sure they kiss it in the ani.
That's just his own special twist on the ceremony.
As long as he is a gentleman and kisses it on the mouth first, not the other way around.
Knowing him, he'll probably try to slip in a little tongue.
So many things I want to say, must restrain myself, need to keep thread open.
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Kinda looks like her. One vodka.....two vodka....three vodka, four.
Going out with the wife tomorrow so I better stop at 4.
Commercial just on for Christian mingle.com Wonder if they've heard of screeching? May the flying spaghetti monster give them peace and guide them. (To discoveries that we degenerates make every day)
Kinda looks like her. One vodka.....two vodka....three vodka, four.
Going out with the wife tomorrow so I better stop at 4.
Commercial just on for Christian mingle.com Wonder if they've heard of screeching? May the flying spaghetti monster give them peace and guide them. (To discoveries that we degenerates make every day)
Bullshit, you're drinking martinis
I've met Rob
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
No martinis just small vodka rocks lovelies for a Thursday evening. Catching The Eagles at Boardwalk Hall tomorrow night, my wife knows their stage manager. Massive drinks in atlantic city and taxi home (they want $400 to stay at caesars) -- what could possibly go wrong? Oh yeah, taking in laws on double date as a thank you for all of their help with the baby in the last year. Nothing says thank you like taking them to see their favorite band and making them endure a 3 martini dinner at The Knife & Fork Inn before the show. Will Joe Batts Arm get stuck in Tickle Cove?
I got two more days until I can have me some beers.
I got a new pre-workout suplement that has quite a few steroid pre-cursers in it. Nothing really bad. It is banned by MLB and NFL though. I got this one off amazon after a lot of research. No alcohol allowed when using it. I hope they mean only on workout days as I don't workout on Saturdays. I hit a plateau and need a push as I stopped gaining weight and am not progressing as well as I was. I have the wife watching my balls extra close to make sure they don't shrink. It will earn her an extra degenerate point.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
I usually don't drink. Its this tour and the Canadian leg. Like the All Encompassing Trip book itself....and you crazy people Or not. We'll see how tomorrow turns out. I'm all talk when it comes to my bride...I'll probably give her parents that Peaceful Even Feeling tomorrow night at The Eagles even if I'm bombed. (Even if they drive me nuts) Women have that power over us men. Just not fair. Is anyone else celebrating Tickle me Cove tonight? Where are the shots?
On that note I want to take steroids too. (If I tell her it is a +1 she might......nah that won't work for me)
Its all how you package it. I just made up some BS that it is supposed to be safe but that I am concerned. These companies aren't regulated well and some put other substances in they don't disclose to make it work better so you buy more. The best way to make sure all is well is by making sure the nuts don't shrink. Then once she is down there tell her she might as well make herself usefull. If that doesn't work tell her you learned a new trick called the 'tickle cove' you want to show her but she needs to get you in the mood. I will let you know how it works in next Saturday when its time for the 'first inspection'. Although now I think about she should do a pre-inspection this Saturday for scientific purposes to make sure she is familiar with the specimen. I put inspections on alcohol nights to up my chances.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
I'm gonna put some crocs on and dance around to some Ween
No you sir are the hero. Sounds like a truly degenerate evening. My wife is watching something on HBO yawning and will be asleep before the kids go to bed. My evening will be watching the last True Detective I have been saving. The wife can't keep up with it so I left her behind on that show.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
I usually don't drink. Its this tour and the Canadian leg. Like the All Encompassing Trip book itself....and you crazy people Or not. We'll see how tomorrow turns out. I'm all talk when it comes to my bride...I'll probably give her parents that Peaceful Even Feeling tomorrow night at The Eagles even if I'm bombed. (Even if they drive me nuts) Women have that power over us men. Just not fair. Is anyone else celebrating Tickle me Cove tonight? Where are the shots?
You're going to see The Eagles? You have my sympathy. You will need to be bombed.
my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
I keep thinking of the scene where The Dude says that he hates the Eagles. I know all of their words but I'm not a big fan. The in laws are so we are happy to give them the royal treatment to a concert but I will be tanked, no doubt Grew up listening to them and have ridiculous seats...will be bombed and I can go gambling afterword. Not too shabby! Do you watch Continuum? I'm on a binge. Tickle Cove rocks
I'm gonna put some crocs on and dance around to some Ween
No you sir are the hero. Sounds like a truly degenerate evening. My wife is watching something on HBO yawning and will be asleep before the kids go to bed. My evening will be watching the last True Detective I have been saving. The wife can't keep up with it so I left her behind on that show.
As my father was dying we had many conversations and he taught me the secret to his life. I feel like I can have it all. I can be a degenerate you know what and I can still lead a good life. Or so I think...
You bet your ass the Canadian Tour rocks. We know how to do it up in style. You better do it right in Tickle Cove if you want to have a good time in Blow Me Down next week. We have three days there and the only way your going to have fun then is if you tickle the Cove right tonight.
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
All I can say is next Canadian tour is going to be slightly less biased towards the boys. But that does explain why there isn't a stop in Dildo this time around, something tells me Empty may have felt threatened.
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
So many things I want to say, must restrain myself, need to keep thread open.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
One vodka.....two vodka....three vodka, four.
Going out with the wife tomorrow so I better stop at 4.
Commercial just on for Christian mingle.com
Wonder if they've heard of screeching?
May the flying spaghetti monster give them peace and guide them. (To discoveries that we degenerates make every day)
Bullshit, you're drinking martinis
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Will Joe Batts Arm get stuck in Tickle Cove?
I got a new pre-workout suplement that has quite a few steroid pre-cursers in it. Nothing really bad. It is banned by MLB and NFL though. I got this one off amazon after a lot of research. No alcohol allowed when using it. I hope they mean only on workout days as I don't workout on Saturdays. I hit a plateau and need a push as I stopped gaining weight and am not progressing as well as I was. I have the wife watching my balls extra close to make sure they don't shrink. It will earn her an extra degenerate point.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
"Will Joe Batts Arm get stuck in Tickle Cove?"
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Fuck it , Tickle Cove is making me drink number 5.
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Or not.
We'll see how tomorrow turns out. I'm all talk when it comes to my bride...I'll probably give her parents that Peaceful Even Feeling tomorrow night at The Eagles even if I'm bombed. (Even if they drive me nuts)
Women have that power over us men. Just not fair.
Is anyone else celebrating Tickle me Cove tonight? Where are the shots?
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Grew up listening to them and have ridiculous seats...will be bombed and I can go gambling afterword. Not too shabby!
Do you watch Continuum? I'm on a binge.
Tickle Cove rocks
Or so I think...
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.