Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

Amongst the Ani

WTF happened. Boomer took one look at me when I walked in, put his head down in shame and walked away so sadly. There is a pair of goats dressed in lingerie passed out in the master bedroom. The kiddie pool that was filled with vasoline (I don't want to know what is in it now) was supposed to stay outside, not end up next to my bed. I assume that is empty passed out with his head in the kiddie pool and one hand on each goats ass.

WTF is that smell? Someone better get me a strohs quick.

Wobbie

cdysinge said:

WTF happened. Boomer took one look at me when I walked in, put his head down in shame and walked away so sadly. There is a pair of goats dressed in lingerie passed out in the master bedroom. The kiddie pool that was filled with vasoline (I don't want to know what is in it now) was supposed to stay outside, not end up next to my bed. I assume that is empty passed out with his head in the kiddie pool and one hand on each goats ass.

WTF is that smell? Someone better get me a strohs quick.

On my way...they didn't have strohs....I'm assuming natty light will do.

RKCNDY

Hey, I found some room behind a bookcase...there's a LOT of interesting stuff in there....

oftenreading

C'mon little goats....it's almost dinner time.

Empty Glass

imalive said:

cdysinge said:

WTF are all of you doing at my house already and how did you get in. I'm still at work. Fuck you all for starting without me. I'm also really scared about what is happening at my house right now. I hope Boomer is keeping law and order.

last I saw boomer, some goat was trying to mount him...

Empty Glass

imalive said:

cdysinge said:

WTF are all of you doing at my house already and how did you get in. I'm still at work. Fuck you all for starting without me. I'm also really scared about what is happening at my house right now. I hope Boomer is keeping law and order.

last I saw boomer, some goat was trying to mount him...

Amongst the Ani

imalive said:

cdysinge said:

WTF happened. Boomer took one look at me when I walked in, put his head down in shame and walked away so sadly. There is a pair of goats dressed in lingerie passed out in the master bedroom. The kiddie pool that was filled with vasoline (I don't want to know what is in it now) was supposed to stay outside, not end up next to my bed. I assume that is empty passed out with his head in the kiddie pool and one hand on each goats ass.

WTF is that smell? Someone better get me a strohs quick.

On my way...they didn't have strohs....I'm assuming natty light will do.

Natty Light, Busch Ice, Milwaukees best. Really doesnt matter.

PJfanwillneverleave1

cdysinge said:

imalive said:

cdysinge said:

WTF happened. Boomer took one look at me when I walked in, put his head down in shame and walked away so sadly. There is a pair of goats dressed in lingerie passed out in the master bedroom. The kiddie pool that was filled with vasoline (I don't want to know what is in it now) was supposed to stay outside, not end up next to my bed. I assume that is empty passed out with his head in the kiddie pool and one hand on each goats ass.

WTF is that smell? Someone better get me a strohs quick.

On my way...they didn't have strohs....I'm assuming natty light will do.

Natty Light, Busch Ice, Milwaukees best. Really doesnt matter.

This party has been cancelled due to shitty beer.

edit - American beer

Amongst the Ani

Its too late to cancel. The degenerates started and got f'd up before I even got here. This is what I came home to:

whispering hands

cdysinge said:

WTF are all of you doing at my house already and how did you get in. I'm still at work. Fuck you all for starting without me. I'm also really scared about what is happening at my house right now. I hope Boomer is keeping law and order.

Boomer is keeping thugs in line..


Well mid post.. ^^^ I got the call that my boss died. So my party plans got shot in the foot. Hope everyone had a great time! Sorry I had to miss the rest of it..

Wobbie

cdysinge said:

Its too late to cancel. The degenerates started and got f'd up before I even got here. This is what I came home to:

the Cheerios were good but your milk was spoilt.....so I had another bowl with natty light.

Empty Glass

Who came up with this schedule? Off to Maine I guess. Boomer, hop in

Amongst the Ani

Boomer is on board. I will be right behind you once I get the mess cleaned up. What place is being destroyed next?

Also, to the person who pooped in the toilet tank instead of the bowl that was not cool.

F Me In The Brain

cdysinge said:

Boomer is on board. I will be right behind you once I get the mess cleaned up. What place is being destroyed next?

Also, to the person who pooped in the toilet tank instead of the bowl that was not cool.

Oops

Empty Glass

F Me In The Brain said:

cdysinge said:

Boomer is on board. I will be right behind you once I get the mess cleaned up. What place is being destroyed next?

Also, to the person who pooped in the toilet tank instead of the bowl that was not cool.

Oops

The old Upper Decker

northerndragon

Has anyone seen a turtle wandering around? I strapped a go-pro to his back yesterday and let him go...there is gonna be a lot of good footage on that bad boy.

Wobbie

northerndragon said:

Has anyone seen a turtle wandering around? I strapped a go-pro to his back yesterday and let him go...there is gonna be a lot of good footage on that bad boy.

good footage of people's shoes.....I had on my green crocs.....turtle seemed to like them.

northerndragon

I imagine there was a lot of activity, as the day wore on, that occurred at the floor level. I also angled the camera up so there is bound to be something interesting on it. Trying to get enough footage for a compilation DVD of the tour by the time we're done.

northerndragon

Also I'm skipping Maine, I can thank Stephen King for that *shudder* never want to go to that state.

Empty Glass

northerndragon said:

I imagine there was a lot of activity, as the day wore on, that occurred at the floor level. I also angled the camera up so there is bound to be something interesting on it. Trying to get enough footage for a compilation DVD of the tour by the time we're done.

Thanks for the camera tilt, someone wasn't wearing underwear

northerndragon said:

Also I'm skipping Maine, I can thank Stephen King for that *shudder* never want to go to that state.

are you a witch?

northerndragon

Empty Glass said:

northerndragon said:

I imagine there was a lot of activity, as the day wore on, that occurred at the floor level. I also angled the camera up so there is bound to be something interesting on it. Trying to get enough footage for a compilation DVD of the tour by the time we're done.

Thanks for the camera tilt, someone wasn't wearing underwear

northerndragon said:

Also I'm skipping Maine, I can thank Stephen King for that *shudder* never want to go to that state.

are you a witch?

I would say probably not, but as someone who has never had single cat dislike me it can't be ruled out. My sister says I am.

But no my real problem with Maine is that I'm pretty sure it is a portal to the realm of evil...and I'm just gonna nope the fuck away from there.

SD48277

northerndragon said:

I imagine there was a lot of activity, as the day wore on, that occurred at the floor level. I also angled the camera up so there is bound to be something interesting on it. Trying to get enough footage for a compilation DVD of the tour by the time we're done.

Crotch shot compilation? (try saying that three times fast)

Amongst the Ani

northerndragon said:

Empty Glass said:

northerndragon said:

I imagine there was a lot of activity, as the day wore on, that occurred at the floor level. I also angled the camera up so there is bound to be something interesting on it. Trying to get enough footage for a compilation DVD of the tour by the time we're done.

Thanks for the camera tilt, someone wasn't wearing underwear

northerndragon said:

Also I'm skipping Maine, I can thank Stephen King for that *shudder* never want to go to that state.

are you a witch?

I would say probably not, but as someone who has never had single cat dislike me it can't be ruled out. My sister says I am.

But no my real problem with Maine is that I'm pretty sure it is a portal to the realm of evil...and I'm just gonna nope the fuck away from there.

In this event doesn't it being a realm to evil make it that much more fun. This is degenerate palooza after all.

northerndragon

cdysinge said:

northerndragon said:

Empty Glass said:

northerndragon said:

I imagine there was a lot of activity, as the day wore on, that occurred at the floor level. I also angled the camera up so there is bound to be something interesting on it. Trying to get enough footage for a compilation DVD of the tour by the time we're done.

Thanks for the camera tilt, someone wasn't wearing underwear

northerndragon said:

Also I'm skipping Maine, I can thank Stephen King for that *shudder* never want to go to that state.

are you a witch?

I would say probably not, but as someone who has never had single cat dislike me it can't be ruled out. My sister says I am.

But no my real problem with Maine is that I'm pretty sure it is a portal to the realm of evil...and I'm just gonna nope the fuck away from there.

In this event doesn't it being a realm to evil make it that much more fun. This is degenerate palooza after all.

Normally I would say yes, but unfortunately I read a lot of King novels before I even hit my teens and I want no part of that kind of evil and it is burned into my brain.

SD48277 said:

northerndragon said:

I imagine there was a lot of activity, as the day wore on, that occurred at the floor level. I also angled the camera up so there is bound to be something interesting on it. Trying to get enough footage for a compilation DVD of the tour by the time we're done.

Crotch shot compilation? (try saying that three times fast)

Is there any better kind of compilation for a bunch of degenerates??????

Amongst the Ani

How is Boomer doing on the drive? Hopefully he is filling you in on all the degenerate fun that was had. He told me a few things about the PJ Ladies that will shock you. I never did hear how the manscaping booth went.

Empty Glass

Boomer told me some shit

Some of you people, damn....

He told me about the goat mounting him and he said the goat was just having fun. He also said there was someone watching them. Said all he could see was a shadow. The only thing he knew was the person creeping was wearing green crocs.

Amongst the Ani

And was humming the theme to this old house. Don't forget that part as he told me that story as well.

Wobbie

SD48277 said:

northerndragon said:

I imagine there was a lot of activity, as the day wore on, that occurred at the floor level. I also angled the camera up so there is bound to be something interesting on it. Trying to get enough footage for a compilation DVD of the tour by the time we're done.

Crotch shot compilation? (try saying that three times fast)

I couldn't say it twice.

Wobbie

Empty Glass said:

Boomer told me some shit

Some of you people, damn....

He told me about the goat mounting him and he said the goat was just having fun. He also said there was someone watching them. Said all he could see was a shadow. The only thing he knew was the person creeping was wearing green crocs.

did that person have pants on?

Empty Glass

imalive said:

Empty Glass said:

Boomer told me some shit

Some of you people, damn....

He told me about the goat mounting him and he said the goat was just having fun. He also said there was someone watching them. Said all he could see was a shadow. The only thing he knew was the person creeping was wearing green crocs.

did that person have pants on?

Trying to Jedi mind trick me I see...