Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

Amongst the Ani

northerndragon said:

Has anyone seen a turtle wandering around? I strapped a go-pro to his back yesterday and let him go...there is gonna be a lot of good footage on that bad boy.

So sorry to break this to you but i found a smashed turtle shell out in the garden with teeth marks on it. Boomer worships fuckus so i think he was just trying to make me happy. No go pro yet.

Empty Glass

cdysinge said:

northerndragon said:

Has anyone seen a turtle wandering around? I strapped a go-pro to his back yesterday and let him go...there is gonna be a lot of good footage on that bad boy.

So sorry to break this to you but i found a smashed turtle shell out in the garden with teeth marks on it. Boomer worships fuckus so i think he was just trying to make me happy. No go pro yet.

Boomer shit a small camera at a rest stop in Oklahoma

northerndragon

Empty Glass said:

cdysinge said:

northerndragon said:

Has anyone seen a turtle wandering around? I strapped a go-pro to his back yesterday and let him go...there is gonna be a lot of good footage on that bad boy.

So sorry to break this to you but i found a smashed turtle shell out in the garden with teeth marks on it. Boomer worships fuckus so i think he was just trying to make me happy. No go pro yet.

Boomer shit a small camera at a rest stop in Oklahoma

I hope you kept it, we can't have that footage getting out for just anyone to see!!!!

Halifaxxx I think we found the turtle killer and on the Day of the Turtle to, such sacrilege!

Amongst the Ani

northerndragon said:

Empty Glass said:

cdysinge said:

northerndragon said:

Has anyone seen a turtle wandering around? I strapped a go-pro to his back yesterday and let him go...there is gonna be a lot of good footage on that bad boy.

So sorry to break this to you but i found a smashed turtle shell out in the garden with teeth marks on it. Boomer worships fuckus so i think he was just trying to make me happy. No go pro yet.

Boomer shit a small camera at a rest stop in Oklahoma

I hope you kept it, we can't have that footage getting out for just anyone to see!!!!

Halifaxxx I think we found the turtle killer and on the Day of the Turtle to, such sacrilege!

Boomer is not a turtle killer, that was nature at work. Do we get mad at the lion who kills a gazelle?

And if the camera was still taping when Boomer crapped it out we must share that footage for the world to see. That is science after all. Its educational.

northerndragon

cdysinge said:

northerndragon said:

Empty Glass said:

cdysinge said:

northerndragon said:

Has anyone seen a turtle wandering around? I strapped a go-pro to his back yesterday and let him go...there is gonna be a lot of good footage on that bad boy.

So sorry to break this to you but i found a smashed turtle shell out in the garden with teeth marks on it. Boomer worships fuckus so i think he was just trying to make me happy. No go pro yet.

Boomer shit a small camera at a rest stop in Oklahoma

I hope you kept it, we can't have that footage getting out for just anyone to see!!!!

Halifaxxx I think we found the turtle killer and on the Day of the Turtle to, such sacrilege!

Boomer is not a turtle killer, that was nature at work. Do we get mad at the lion who kills a gazelle?

And if the camera was still taping when Boomer crapped it out we must share that footage for the world to see. That is science after all. Its educational.

Quiet right that part should been seen, for science

The rest not so much, most of us are only half dressed as per the dress code!

Empty Glass

Boomer and I just hit the Maine border. We're going women hunting. More of natures work

SD48277

Empty Glass said:

Boomer and I just hit the Maine border. We're going women hunting. More of natures work

Make sure you re-stock the fireworks. I hope you bought liquor in New Hampshire before you crossed the state line, as it is much cheaper there.

Amongst the Ani

Find Boomer a nice female dog. He is fixed but that doesnt mean he cant dry mount something.

Empty Glass

Got a hotel for tonight, we'll camp outside tomorrow, I go get a cold one at the bar and some ice for the room...I walk in and Boomer has a bitch in bed with him. Guess I'm in the pullout

SD48277

Empty Glass said:

Got a hotel for tonight, we'll camp outside tomorrow, I go get a cold one at the bar and some ice for the room...I walk in and Boomer has a bitch in bed with him. Guess I'm in the pullout

That sounds dirty...

Amongst the Ani

Yes it does. So glad Boomie is having a blast. He don't get no bitches at home normally. All the ones that live around us are too snotty and apparently are saving themselves for marriage.

northerndragon

So is everyone just gonna walk past the dry mount comment like it never happened??

I mean if Boomer is so great the least he could do is lube it up a little first, it's the gentlemanly thing to do.

Wobbie

they always talk about dry mounting in the framed poster thread.

Empty Glass

Boomer gets them hot enough...no lube needed

Amongst the Ani

Yes he does. I have spoken with Boomer many times about marriage. My advice has always been to pump em then dump em. That boy took that advice well.

Wobbie

cdysinge said:

Yes he does. I have spoken with Boomer many times about marriage. My advice has always been to pump em then dump em. That boy took that advice well.

you are so full of shit....good husband, doting daddy, yada, yada, yada.

Amongst the Ani

I make that joke about my boys when I want to piss my wife off. I tell her I will teach our boys to do that. It brings a glaring eye normally followed by a slap to the face. I enjoy it so even though I end up with a sore face. As a matter of fact, hold on one second while I do it now.







Fuck that hurt but was worth it.

yellowwho

I can't read. Can somebody fill me in about the last 19 pages. WOW, You degens have been busy

yellowwho

Count me in for wild goose, beaver dam and tickle cove though.

SD48277

Tomorrow is Portland, ME. Who decided to schedule a show on Memorial Day?

Wobbie

SD48277 said:

Tomorrow is Portland, ME. Who decided to schedule a show on Memorial Day?

Is there a link for the schedule?

SD48277

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

Tomorrow is Portland, ME. Who decided to schedule a show on Memorial Day?

Is there a link for the schedule?

Check page 1.

Empty Glass

SD48277 said:

Tomorrow is Portland, ME. Who decided to schedule a show on Memorial Day?

Sorry Portland...show is ppd'd. Hold onto your tickets, we'll make it up to you. Off to Utica. Boomer, get in the van.

Boomer.

BOOMER!

Yes, bring the bitch...

SD48277

The tour has already been de-railed? Figures....what a bunch of degenerates.

Wobbie

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

Tomorrow is Portland, ME. Who decided to schedule a show on Memorial Day?

Is there a link for the schedule?

Check page 1.

thank you. I was getting lost.

I see it comes to my hood on 6/9....really, 6/9?

SD48277

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

Tomorrow is Portland, ME. Who decided to schedule a show on Memorial Day?

Is there a link for the schedule?

Check page 1.

thank you. I was getting lost.

I see it comes to my hood on 6/9....really, 6/9?

Amongst the Ani

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

Tomorrow is Portland, ME. Who decided to schedule a show on Memorial Day?

Is there a link for the schedule?

Check page 1.

thank you. I was getting lost.

I see it comes to my hood on 6/9....really, 6/9?

Thats my 40th birthday. I expect cake at degenerate palooza. It should be a degenerate cake.

northerndragon

cdysinge said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

Tomorrow is Portland, ME. Who decided to schedule a show on Memorial Day?

Is there a link for the schedule?

Check page 1.

thank you. I was getting lost.

I see it comes to my hood on 6/9....really, 6/9?

Thats my 40th birthday. I expect cake at degenerate palooza. It should be a degenerate cake.

One boob cake coming up, do you prefer chocolate or vanilla?

Amongst the Ani

Vanilla thank you.

Wobbie

cdysinge said:

Vanilla thank you.

sorry, it's gonna be a chocolate starfish cake.