Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

PJfanwillneverleave1

Empty Glass said:

PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

Empty Glass said:

cdysinge said:

We lay out some blank posters and let the goat do the art work.

Someone riding the goat reverse piggyback will make a limited run of 50

Have a mystery sale of the poster but only to limit it to the first 100 people. Will you get one or will you not....

Yes, but not the first 100. 15 thru 25 in line get a white screen and we'll let others take them.

No.
I mean it. Take the first 100 orders non-refundable for a chance to win a poster.
50-50
These would sell in 5seconds.
And there would be complaints that more tickets weren't available.

Empty Glass

PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

Empty Glass said:

PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

Empty Glass said:

cdysinge said:

We lay out some blank posters and let the goat do the art work.

Someone riding the goat reverse piggyback will make a limited run of 50

Have a mystery sale of the poster but only to limit it to the first 100 people. Will you get one or will you not....

Yes, but not the first 100. 15 thru 25 in line get a white screen and we'll let others take them.

No.
I mean it. Take the first 100 orders non-refundable for a chance to win a poster.
50-50
These would sell in 5seconds.
And there would be complaints that more tickets weren't available.

I'm with you...I say we go 150. These guys are all suckers

Amongst the Ani

100 enter the mud pit with the goat. Last 50 still in it alive get the posters.

Empty Glass

We need a reverse piggy backer though. Bad Brains?

PJfanwillneverleave1

Empty Glass said:

PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

Empty Glass said:

PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

Empty Glass said:

cdysinge said:

We lay out some blank posters and let the goat do the art work.

Someone riding the goat reverse piggyback will make a limited run of 50

Have a mystery sale of the poster but only to limit it to the first 100 people. Will you get one or will you not....

Yes, but not the first 100. 15 thru 25 in line get a white screen and we'll let others take them.

No.
I mean it. Take the first 100 orders non-refundable for a chance to win a poster.
50-50
These would sell in 5seconds.
And there would be complaints that more tickets weren't available.

I'm with you...I say we go 150. These guys are all suckers

No.
We have to be fair degenerates.
We offer a 50-50 fair and square.

Amongst the Ani

Even more degenerate, maybe it should be a reverse piggyback goat ride for the posters. If you can hang on for 30 seconds you win a poster. Only kicker is we will need a second goat of opposite sex in heat to get the first goats blood boiling before the competition. Otherwise it might be too easy and not degenerate enough.

northerndragon

What the hell, I step out to binge watch a little Shameless and this place degenerates into a goat orgy. And I thought people having sex on the lawn/port-o-poties was bad.

Empty Glass

Two boy goats on bath salts. One gets reverse piggy backed and the others goat hole gets blinking LED lighting around it. A degenerate services that ride and they get a poster

SD48277

Empty Glass said:

Two boy goats on bath salts. One gets reverse piggy backed and the others goat hole gets blinking LED lighting around it. A degenerate services that ride and they get a poster

Services or survives?

Empty Glass

SD48277 said:

Empty Glass said:

Two boy goats on bath salts. One gets reverse piggy backed and the others goat hole gets blinking LED lighting around it. A degenerate services that ride and they get a poster

Services or survives?

Oops,

Guess it depends on the level of degenerate the rider is. Survives was intended, I can see a few servicing.

SD48277

Empty Glass said:

SD48277 said:

Empty Glass said:

Two boy goats on bath salts. One gets reverse piggy backed and the others goat hole gets blinking LED lighting around it. A degenerate services that ride and they get a poster

Services or survives?

Oops,

Guess it depends on the level of degenerate the rider is. Survives was intended, I can see a few servicing.

I hope they get more than a poster, if that's the case.

northerndragon

SD48277 said:

Empty Glass said:

SD48277 said:

Empty Glass said:

Two boy goats on bath salts. One gets reverse piggy backed and the others goat hole gets blinking LED lighting around it. A degenerate services that ride and they get a poster

Services or survives?

Oops,

Guess it depends on the level of degenerate the rider is. Survives was intended, I can see a few servicing.

I hope they get more than a poster, if that's the case.

They get a sticker and a pin too

SD48277

northerndragon said:

SD48277 said:

Empty Glass said:

SD48277 said:

Empty Glass said:

Two boy goats on bath salts. One gets reverse piggy backed and the others goat hole gets blinking LED lighting around it. A degenerate services that ride and they get a poster

Services or survives?

Oops,

Guess it depends on the level of degenerate the rider is. Survives was intended, I can see a few servicing.

I hope they get more than a poster, if that's the case.

They get a sticker and a pin too

They better throw in a t-shirt as well.

Empty Glass

I'm glad this came to mind, but I feel it's necessary to bring up. You may not take the goat to the wedding chapel.

northerndragon

Poor goat used and abused and won't even get a commitment out of it, where are the goats rights.

oftenreading

Empty Glass said:

I'm glad this came to mind, but I feel it's necessary to bring up. You may not take the goat to the wedding chapel.

Not even as the ring bearer or the flower goat?

SD48277

northerndragon said:

Poor goat used and abused and won't even get a commitment out of it, where are the goats rights.

sshhh...that's the kind of talk that draws the attention of PETA.

Empty Glass

oftenreading said:

Empty Glass said:

I'm glad this came to mind, but I feel it's necessary to bring up. You may not take the goat to the wedding chapel.

Not even as the ring bearer or the flower goat?

Communication is key...very good point. You may not marry the goat. The goat most certainly can, and most likely will, be Best Goat or used in some other role...flower goat etc...

SD48277

Empty Glass said:

oftenreading said:

Empty Glass said:

I'm glad this came to mind, but I feel it's necessary to bring up. You may not take the goat to the wedding chapel.

Not even as the ring bearer or the flower goat?

Communication is key...very good point. You may not marry the goat. The goat most certainly can, and most likely will, be Best Goat or used in some other role...flower goat etc...

Goat of the bride? Is the goat allowed to give the bride away?

PJfanwillneverleave1

SD48277 said:

northerndragon said:

Poor goat used and abused and won't even get a commitment out of it, where are the goats rights.

sshhh...that's the kind of talk that draws the attention of PETA.

All concert attendees will have a raw steak affixed to them to slap across the cheeks of PETA ramblers if need be - vegan ramblers too.