Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

whispering hands

I'm not a guy.. So no circle jerkin going on here..so I have no idea, but am curious too.

Amongst the Ani

northerndragon said:

In the interest of fairness if the girls are going topless the boys should be pantsless.

Fair is fair.

Wobbie

cdysinge said:

northerndragon said:

In the interest of fairness if the girls are going topless the boys should be pantsless.

Fair is fair.

Says dirk diggler.

Empty Glass

On my way to the show.

I didn't pack pants

Amongst the Ani

Where is it actually being held at? I think we could jump the fences at Ak-Chin pavillion which would work. Or we can break into the Cardinals stadium. It looks like a bag of jiffy pop which seems fitting.

Wobbie

cdysinge said:

Where is it actually being held at? I think we could jump the fences at Ak-Chin pavillion which would work. Or we can break into the Cardinals stadium. It looks like a bag of jiffy pop which seems fitting.

we all thought it was at your place...

Amongst the Ani

Well shit then. Come on over. I will find sitters for the kids that night as they don't need to see the pantless men. Topless women are cool but something tells me the men part would scare them and would lead to expensive therapy.

Wobbie

cdysinge said:

Well shit then. Come on over. I will find sitters for the kids that night as they don't need to see the pantless men.

dangle-palooza.

Empty Glass

imalive said:

cdysinge said:

Well shit then. Come on over. I will find sitters for the kids that night as they don't need to see the pantless men.

dangle-palooza.

I don't have much dangle

Amongst the Ani

Are you above average at least

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDOHPssLrQ

Empty Glass

whispering hands

Empty Glass said:

imalive said:

cdysinge said:

Well shit then. Come on over. I will find sitters for the kids that night as they don't need to see the pantless men.

dangle-palooza.

I don't have much dangle

He's all palooza and no dangle..

Amongst the Ani

A few notes for tomorrow:

1. Boomer the dog is in charge. I need plausible deniability should the cops show up. Boomer loves his back scratched. Do that and he will let you do whatever it is you want.
2. No fornicating in the kids rooms. I know some of you might have a fetish with Ela from Frozen and might have some weird fantasy of doing it while staring at a poster of her. Only going to second base in the kids rooms is allowed.
3. The slutty goats have been delivered and will be located in the fuckus tent in the backyard.
4. The manscaping tent will be located next to the naked twister tent. That shall also be in the backyard.
5. If you can get my wifes cat to run away without hurting her I will be your friend for life. I hate that fucking cat.

Empty Glass

cdysinge said:

A few notes for tomorrow:

1. Boomer the dog is in charge. I need plausible deniability should the cops show up. Boomer loves his back scratched. Do that and he will let you do whatever it is you want.
2. No fornicating in the kids rooms. I know some of you might have a fetish with Ela from Frozen and might have some weird fantasy of doing it while staring at a poster of her. Only going to second base in the kids rooms is allowed.
3. The slutty goats have been delivered and will be located in the fuckus tent in the backyard.
4. The manscaping tent will be located next to the naked twister tent. That shall also be in the backyard.
5. If you can get my wifes cat to run away without hurting her I will be your friend for life. I hate that fucking cat.

I'm out front without any pants on. Get me a blanket

Hobbes

Empty Glass said:

cdysinge said:

A few notes for tomorrow:

1. Boomer the dog is in charge. I need plausible deniability should the cops show up. Boomer loves his back scratched. Do that and he will let you do whatever it is you want.
2. No fornicating in the kids rooms. I know some of you might have a fetish with Ela from Frozen and might have some weird fantasy of doing it while staring at a poster of her. Only going to second base in the kids rooms is allowed.
3. The slutty goats have been delivered and will be located in the fuckus tent in the backyard.
4. The manscaping tent will be located next to the naked twister tent. That shall also be in the backyard.
5. If you can get my wifes cat to run away without hurting her I will be your friend for life. I hate that fucking cat.

I'm out front without any pants on. Get me a blanket

AZ nights can get a bit chilly. You know, with shrinkage and all.

northerndragon

cdysinge said:

A few notes for tomorrow:

1. Boomer the dog is in charge. I need plausible deniability should the cops show up. Boomer loves his back scratched. Do that and he will let you do whatever it is you want.
2. No fornicating in the kids rooms. I know some of you might have a fetish with Ela from Frozen and might have some weird fantasy of doing it while staring at a poster of her. Only going to second base in the kids rooms is allowed.
3. The slutty goats have been delivered and will be located in the fuckus tent in the backyard.
4. The manscaping tent will be located next to the naked twister tent. That shall also be in the backyard.
5. If you can get my wifes cat to run away without hurting her I will be your friend for life. I hate that fucking cat.

I read that as slutty girls on my first read through
The cat can come hang out with me as cats rock and it takes a really secure person to truly understand a cat and its love.

Empty Glass

WAKE UP, FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!


IT'S SHOWTIME!!!!!!!!!

oftenreading

I'm sure a degenerate show has a planned start time of somewhere after 8:00pm, but doesn't actually get started until about 3 hours or so later.

Empty Glass

oftenreading said:

I'm sure a degenerate show has a planned start time of somewhere after 8:00pm, but doesn't actually get started until about 3 hours or so later.

8 pm? you are mistaken. Cdysinge will be in the fetal position with his thumb in his mouth laying beside a goat by dinner time.

oftenreading

Empty Glass said:

oftenreading said:

I'm sure a degenerate show has a planned start time of somewhere after 8:00pm, but doesn't actually get started until about 3 hours or so later.

8 pm? you are mistaken. Cdysinge will be in the fetal position with his thumb in his mouth laying beside a goat by dinner time.

Dinner time? Sweet. So it's goat kebabs for dinner, then?

whispering hands

Lmao goat kabobs!

Empty Glass

I can't believe they opened with Oceans in the middle of Arizona. That Ed guy is great.

You guys are missing they show!!

If they play Of The Earth I'm storming the stage with my goat horn helmet

whispering hands

Empty Glass said:

I can't believe they opened with Oceans in the middle of Arizona. That Ed guy is great.

You guys are missing they show!!

If they play Of The Earth I'm storming the stage with my goat horn helmet

Be careful with that thing! You could poke an eye out!

whispering hands

Woo hoo!! The Fifty Shades of Grey Tabby jump suits are selling like Hot Cakes!! And the show is awesome! Although I think Empty may have passed out under his goat...

SD48277

Empty Glass said:

WAKE UP, FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!


IT'S SHOWTIME!!!!!!!!!

You still forgot to pick me up.

Amongst the Ani

WTF are all of you doing at my house already and how did you get in. I'm still at work. Fuck you all for starting without me. I'm also really scared about what is happening at my house right now. I hope Boomer is keeping law and order.

Wobbie

cdysinge said:

WTF are all of you doing at my house already and how did you get in. I'm still at work. Fuck you all for starting without me. I'm also really scared about what is happening at my house right now. I hope Boomer is keeping law and order.

last I saw boomer, some goat was trying to mount him...

oftenreading

cdysinge said:

WTF are all of you doing at my house already and how did you get in. I'm still at work. Fuck you all for starting without me. I'm also really scared about what is happening at my house right now. I hope Boomer is keeping law and order.

Empty was there first; I assume he broke in, although can you really call it breaking in if you invited us?? Anyway, he's a degenerate, what did you expect? The damage was fairly minimal....at least initially. It appears to be increasing at this point.

Amongst the Ani

I'm leaving to go home soon. No one better have passed out yet. No one told me this would start this early. I could have taken the day off.

oftenreading

cdysinge said:

I'm leaving to go home soon. No one better have passed out yet. No one told me this would start this early. I could have taken the day off.

Well, degenerates....they never do things when you expect them to.