Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

SD48277

Empty Glass said:

I take a look at the TV while the kids are playing xbox and what do I see?

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/goat-simulator-coming-to-xbox-one-and-xbox-360/1100-6425902/

This post would be better if we could post pics, what happened? The screen shot I had was great. A truely, what the fuck moment, when I saw "goat simulator" on the screen

Are your kids concerned with your fascination with goats?

Amongst the Ani

RKCNDY said:

Empty Glass said:

I take a look at the TV while the kids are playing xbox and what do I see?

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/goat-simulator-coming-to-xbox-one-and-xbox-360/1100-6425902/

This post would be better if we could post pics, what happened? The screen shot I had was great. A truely, what the fuck moment, when I saw "goat simulator" on the screen

https://youtu.be/Ma-Du3vlVpU

No but man can you ford up your goat. You go through challenges and maps to earn different breeds of goats and other abilities. Along the way you can make your goat jump off cliffs and hurt them in any real scenario. Its the part of the game my kids are not allowed to partake in as we worship a goat in this house dammit. My hope is that when you earn the last goat fuckus appears and passes along all of the wisdom of life and leaves some of the worlds greatest bud behind. Of course he loves and you knows better than you do so he brings the perfect strain for you with him. My kids will bore with the game long before they get that far so I will never know. Maybe one day I will take vacation and get there.

Empty Glass

SD48277 said:

Empty Glass said:

I take a look at the TV while the kids are playing xbox and what do I see?

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/goat-simulator-coming-to-xbox-one-and-xbox-360/1100-6425902/

This post would be better if we could post pics, what happened? The screen shot I had was great. A truely, what the fuck moment, when I saw "goat simulator" on the screen

Are your kids concerned with your fascination with goats?

No, kids are baby goats

Empty Glass

I may have to DL that for the phone. I'm jumping that fucker off a cliff

Wobbie

Empty Glass said:

I take a look at the TV while the kids are playing xbox and what do I see?

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/goat-simulator-coming-to-xbox-one-and-xbox-360/1100-6425902/

This post would be better if we could post pics, what happened? The screen shot I had was great. A truely, what the fuck moment, when I saw "goat simulator" on the screen

simulator or stimulator?

whispering hands

Lmao!! I can't believe the car makes thing took off!! Oh good god, AKA Cat here, not to be confused with Kat.. I believe I going to hell now for making even worse degenerates of us all!!

SD48277

One week until the Secret Show.... Is everybody ready?

Amongst the Ani

SD48277 said:

One week until the Secret Show.... Is everybody ready?

More than ready. Empty better step up his game. This could be the most short lived tour ever.

SD48277

cdysinge said:

SD48277 said:

One week until the Secret Show.... Is everybody ready?

More than ready. Empty better step up his game. This could be the most short lived tour ever.

Just don't put him in charge of the food....who knows what we'll get.

Amongst the Ani

Empty better not have anything to do with the food. I don't think he washes his hands.

RKCNDY

Are there going to be cheeseless Philly cheese steak sammiches? I think I saw Kevin camping out...

SD48277

RKCNDY said:

Are there going to be cheeseless Philly cheese steak sammiches? I think I saw Kevin camping out...

Yeah...Kevin totally got shafted...ended up with an Italian sub.

northerndragon

Empty and imalive will be in charge of the food.

oftenreading

Can we have cdysinge in charge of food? Then we'll get the free, gourmet lunches every day.

Unless everyone else agrees that it's all an elaborate fantasy that he's been spinning for us.

Amongst the Ani

I will take food if it keeps empty away from it. He might be too big a degenerate to serve food. We might end up with a certain goat juice all over everything. Imalive can be my sous chef. And no my lunch is not a fantasy. Tomorrow is pizza day which sucks. The pizza place is actually very good but they have quality issues trying to make 50 pies quickly.

Here is Mondays lunch right from the menu:

Lunch - Tomato Bisque Rice Soup, Bowtie Pasta with Honeydew, Strawberries & Poppyseed, veggie sandwich buffet, Cranberry Apple Chicken, Tuna & Egg salad, Meat Tray, Assorted Sandwiches, Whole Fruit

We also have a full salad bar to go with what is on the menu on Mondays and of course the pannini machine. And yes I love my job as for some reason they think I am good at it and also pay me well. Add in the food and free drinks (we have 8 to 10 types of soda available) and they made me an employee for life.

Empty Glass

SD48277 said:

RKCNDY said:

Are there going to be cheeseless Philly cheese steak sammiches? I think I saw Kevin camping out...

Yeah...Kevin totally got shafted...ended up with an Italian sub.

Fuck Kevin

whispering hands

Empty Glass said:

SD48277 said:

RKCNDY said:

Are there going to be cheeseless Philly cheese steak sammiches? I think I saw Kevin camping out...

Yeah...Kevin totally got shafted...ended up with an Italian sub.

Fuck Kevin

Kevin said back at'cha!!!

The Waiting Trophy Man

Can someone please provide a summary about what this thread is about? I don't want to read through it all. Thanks!

whispering hands

Umm it's not that simple.. You must earn the synopsis by reading. :-)

Amongst the Ani

The thread has taken so many turns I dont think it could be summed up anymore. To get a full understanding this and the degenerates unite thread must be read by your own eyes. Have you ever seen 'In the Mouth of Madness'. It is much like that.