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F Me In The Brain

That woman sort of looks like the goat too

Empty Glass

F Me In The Brain said:

That woman sort of looks like the goat too

Nice

Hobbes

F Me In The Brain said:

That woman sort of looks like the goat too

Exactly my first thought, too.

northerndragon

imalive said:

you fuckers!!!!!!!!

I get back from SF to find 123 new posts and it looks like the majority are making fun of me.

anyway, no time to chat.....heading out to RUSH

but two quick things....ani, don't let the goat roam....I had no idea that some people eat them.



and the on plane safety movie made an attempt at humor and the "person" they caught smoking was not a person, but a degenerate goat.

I'm pretty sure that Ani's goat, we returned him, he just wasn't cutting on the Canadian Tour.

Hobbes

Put a pair of crocs on a goat, looks like your average American tourist.

SD48277

Hobbes said:

Put a pair of crocs on a goat, looks like your average American tourist.

PJSiren

Hobbes said:

Put a pair of crocs on a goat, looks like your average American tourist.

Are there really that many people still wearing crocs??? I find them few and far between anymore...lol except on little kids...

PJSiren

Hobbes said:

F Me In The Brain said:

That woman sort of looks like the goat too

Exactly my first thought, too.

Mine as well....it's creepy!!! lol

whispering hands

Lol!

SD48277

imalive said:

you fuckers!!!!!!!!

I get back from SF to find 123 new posts and it looks like the majority are making fun of me.
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Yeah, yeah...blah, blah...we made fun of you... On to more important matters: what did you bring back for us?

deadendp

imalive said:

you fuckers!!!!!!!!

I get back from SF to find 123 new posts and it looks like the majority are making fun of me.

anyway, no time to chat.....heading out to RUSH

but two quick things....ani, don't let the goat roam....I had no idea that some people eat them.



and the on plane safety movie made an attempt at humor and the "person" they caught smoking was not a person, but a degenerate goat.

Not making fun of you. Making fun of your footwear. I have several pair of Birkenstocks. You could probably make fun of me plenty for those. See, we make fun of your footwear because we miss you.

Amongst the Ani

We do miss you Rob.

Thats not my goat. He hates cigarettes, only smokes dope.

whispering hands

deadendp said:

imalive said:

you fuckers!!!!!!!!

I get back from SF to find 123 new posts and it looks like the majority are making fun of me.

anyway, no time to chat.....heading out to RUSH

but two quick things....ani, don't let the goat roam....I had no idea that some people eat them.



and the on plane safety movie made an attempt at humor and the "person" they caught smoking was not a person, but a degenerate goat.

Not making fun of you. Making fun of your footwear. I have several pair of Birkenstocks. You could probably make fun of me plenty for those. See, we make fun of your footwear because we miss you.

This!!^^

lolobugg

F Me In The Brain said:

That woman sort of looks like the goat too

She is a Chupacabra

Empty Glass

http://youtu.be/bRmv6z6XAPk

F Me In The Brain

Tequila Gravy - yum!

Hobbes

Empty Glass said:

http://youtu.be/bRmv6z6XAPk

Caught that last night.

Drinko can take two discs at a time.

(auto correct that!)

Wobbie

northerndragon said:

Empty Glass said:

Google says "croc pics" was the number 1 search today

You know he is going to see this as a win don't you.

winner, winner, mother fuckin' chicken dinner!!!!!!!

I saw a lot of crocs in SF.....mostly on blond haired, scandinavian looking kids, tho.

Wobbie

RKCNDY said:

SD48277 said:

Rob is leaving? I didn't get a chance to say goodbye.

Rob is in cali to see...uh, some band, and he might see a few other forum members. He'll be back on Tuesday I think.

RUSH was last night in salt lake, connie. try to keep up.

whispering hands

Lunch break check in..

Wobbie

Amongst the Ani said:

F Me In The Brain said:

Amongst the Ani said:

I make protein shakes for breakfast with some fruit, yogurt and protein powder. I watch my fat, salt and cholesterol intake and am going to the gym 5 times a week. No alcohol except on Saturdays as well. When I turned 30 I promised myself I would be better to myself when I turned 40. 40 hit and I kept my word. Three months in and I feel great. I still havent seen a doctor in almost 20 years which I did break that prmoise to my wife. I'm getting buffed up and ready to kill teenage boys. My eldest daughter turns 16 in 5 more months so I must be ready to choke some boys out. My wife now calls me meathead as I got my Marine body back fast. I have to go buy new shirts as a lot are too tight now.

Props to you brother. Sounds like a hell of a regiment. Soon you will be Emptys rival.

Empty was in the army. Do you know why people join the army? They were too scared to join the marines.

cops are the ones who can't pass the fire dept test.

Amongst the Ani

Should I piss empty off and go for another army joke. Of course I should but first: Fact, when I was in I could sign a piece of paper and transfer from the Marines right into the Army. One day I am a Marine, the next in the Army with my rank and everything. Now if Empty wanted to change and become a Marine he would have to attend our boot camp first. Why, he would have to be taught how to do everything correctly first.

Now to really piss off empty:

Last-12-Exit

Amongst the Ani said:

Should I piss empty off and go for another army joke. Of course I should but first: Fact, when I was in I could sign a piece of paper and transfer from the Marines right into the Army. One day I am a Marine, the next in the Army with my rank and everything. Now if Empty wanted to change and become a Marine he would have to attend our boot camp first. Why, he would have to be taught how to do everything correctly first.

Now to really piss off empty:

Fireman basically have the same meme with policeman.

Empty Glass

No lie, I actually look like the Marine dude.

I tried to sign up for the Marines. I took the test and they said I was too intelligent.

Wobbie

empty was being all he could be......which, unfortunately, was not much more than a degenerate.

Amongst the Ani

I was waiting for that one. Its the go to come back. One of my closest friends I used to work with was in the Army attached to a special forces unit. To this day no matter how many times I ask him when he is drunk he will not divulge what he did down in Bolivia in the 90's. Classified bullshit. I assume we were training rebels but he won't say for sure. We used to make everyone laugh at lunch going back and forth with army vs marines jokes. Now if you really want to see me get going bring up the Navy. A bunch of glorified cab drivers that group is. Their PT test was riding a stationary bike. A damn stationary bike for petes sake. They had people stationed at my unit and dear lord they were a bunch of donut loving lazy turds. Would call us over to offload a few boxes for them.

Empty Glass

Fuckin Seamen...bitches. I was in an aviation unit. Spent time on Air Force bases. Want to talk about having it easy.

Wobbie

let's leave the semen out of this.

Amongst the Ani

Ohhh those damn airmen. When I was stationed in the bahamas we came with our packs, a cot and a sleeping bag. We were there for 6 months. We felt blessed to get a cot. They showed up at the end of the project for the last couple of weeks. They came with pallet after pallet of stuff for a 2 week stay. Massive amounts of pillows and other unnecesary bullshit. They flipped the fuck out when they asked where they were staying and we pointed to a concrete shell of a building that looked like it had been bombed. No walls, water or electricity. Literally just the concrete support beams and a roof. We loved it as the waves crashed into a breaker wall next to us and the open air was amazing. The only positive to them coming was they brought a dozen female nurses with them that got banged many times over those 2 weeks. They also had 1 gay dude nurse. Nothing wrong with being gay of course but this was during don't ask don't tell. The dude was wearing a sarong to the beach with his shirt tied up like chicks do. We all thought that qualified as telling. He was one fruity guy. Such an amazing trip that one was. One guy was almost deported back to the US for freaking their new presidents main aide out. Apparantly he didnt like a naked marine jumping threw the window of the penthouse suite he was staying in. The aide thought the guy was an assasin there to kill him. The US ambasador had to work some magic to keep it out of the papers and becoming an international incident. Luckily we were there for a humanitarian mission and the new president didn't want to sully the work we were doing and agreed to not prosecute or deport. The poor Marine thought he was meeting a drunk naked college girl for a romp.

whispering hands

imalive said:

let's leave the semen out of this.

That's what she said!!