Ohhh those damn airmen. When I was stationed in the bahamas we came with our packs, a cot and a sleeping bag. We were there for 6 months. We felt blessed to get a cot. They showed up at the end of the project for the last couple of weeks. They came with pallet after pallet of stuff for a 2 week stay. Massive amounts of pillows and other unnecesary bullshit. They flipped the fuck out when they asked where they were staying and we pointed to a concrete shell of a building that looked like it had been bombed. No walls, water or electricity. Literally just the concrete support beams and a roof. We loved it as the waves crashed into a breaker wall next to us and the open air was amazing. The only positive to them coming was they brought a dozen female nurses with them that got banged many times over those 2 weeks. They also had 1 gay dude nurse. Nothing wrong with being gay of course but this was during don't ask don't tell. The dude was wearing a sarong to the beach with his shirt tied up like chicks do. We all thought that qualified as telling. He was one fruity guy. Such an amazing trip that one was. One guy was almost deported back to the US for freaking their new presidents main aide out. Apparantly he didnt like a naked marine jumping threw the window of the penthouse suite he was staying in. The aide thought the guy was an assasin there to kill him. The US ambasador had to work some magic to keep it out of the papers and becoming an international incident. Luckily we were there for a humanitarian mission and the new president didn't want to sully the work we were doing and agreed to not prosecute or deport. The poor Marine thought he was meeting a drunk naked college girl for a romp.
Ani, I could not read your post without thinking of this....
Four well-dressed men sitting together at a vacation resort.
Michael Palin: Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable.
Graham Chapman: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau de Chassilier wine, ay Gessiah?
Terry Gilliam: You're right there Obediah.
Eric Idle: Who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine?
MP: Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.
GC: A cup ' COLD tea.
EI: Without milk or sugar.
TG: OR tea!
MP: In a filthy, cracked cup.
EI: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.
GC: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.
TG: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.
MP: Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness."
EI: 'E was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to live in this tiiiny old house, with greaaaaat big holes in the roof.
GC: House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING!
TG: You were lucky to have a ROOM! *We* used to have to live in a corridor!
MP: Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor! Woulda' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House!? Hmph.
EI: Well when I say "house" it was only a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpolin, but it was a house to US.
GC: We were evicted from *our* hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake!
TG: You were lucky to have a LAKE! There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road.
MP: Cardboard box?
TG: Aye.
MP: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!
GC: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!
TG: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.
EI: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, (pause for laughter), eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."
MP: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.
ALL: Nope, nope..
my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
Awesome. You could sub out any of the people with my poor grandpa that is passing and it would work. Ohhh the stories he would tell us. His parents owned a cannery in Monterey and were well off. It didn't stop him from making up all those stories of how good we had it and rough it was for him. Thank you as I forgot about how we would tell us those things as my Dad would smirk and laugh.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
I want to say something, but I can't. I want to say something, but I can't. I want to say something, but I can't. I want to say something, but I can't. I want to say something, but I can't. I want to say something, but I can't. I want to say something, but I can't.....
so, like Rob, I came back here to 123 new posts...a couple of things...
*when I read "Empty OBGlassGYN"- I immediately pictured glass tampons...ouch *Is it last 12 or Ani that has a vag? *who has warts? and you NAMED them?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
so, like Rob, I came back here to 123 new posts...a couple of things...
*when I read "Empty OBGlassGYN"- I immediately pictured glass tampons...ouch *Is it last 12 or Ani that has a vag? *who has warts? and you NAMED them?
I said that vaginal warts is a gross phrase. Then everyone assumes I had a vagina. Just because I have DDs, people assume I have a vagina. I don't. So I can't possibly have vaginal warts.
so, like Rob, I came back here to 123 new posts...a couple of things...
*when I read "Empty OBGlassGYN"- I immediately pictured glass tampons...ouch *Is it last 12 or Ani that has a vag? *who has warts? and you NAMED them?
I said that vaginal warts is a gross phrase. Then everyone assumes I had a vagina. Just because I have DDs, people assume I have a vagina. I don't. So I can't possibly have vaginal warts.
Well to be accurate, vaginal warts is just another name for genital warts. Genital warts occur in both males and females. So on a technicality, yes you could have vaginal warts.
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
so, like Rob, I came back here to 123 new posts...a couple of things...
*when I read "Empty OBGlassGYN"- I immediately pictured glass tampons...ouch *Is it last 12 or Ani that has a vag? *who has warts? and you NAMED them?
I said that vaginal warts is a gross phrase. Then everyone assumes I had a vagina. Just because I have DDs, people assume I have a vagina. I don't. So I can't possibly have vaginal warts.
Well to be accurate, vaginal warts is just another name for genital warts. Genital warts occur in both males and females. So on a technicality, yes you could have vaginal warts.
wait...you have man boobs? and they are DD?!?!?!?!
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
I was getting a number of texts at work about the goings on. The Porch has turned into AMT2 for sure! I feel like I have to wear riot gear when I go in there!
I was getting a number of texts at work about the goings on. The Porch has turned into AMT2 for sure! I feel like I have to wear riot gear when I go in there!
The Porch is the other side of the tracks. Stay away
I've met Rob
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
I was getting a number of texts at work about the goings on. The Porch has turned into AMT2 for sure! I feel like I have to wear riot gear when I go in there!
The porch wishes it was aet 2. Bunch of uprights over there.
I was getting a number of texts at work about the goings on. The Porch has turned into AMT2 for sure! I feel like I have to wear riot gear when I go in there!
The porch wishes it was aet 2. Bunch of uprights over there.
True Dat
I've met Rob
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
I was getting a number of texts at work about the goings on. The Porch has turned into AMT2 for sure! I feel like I have to wear riot gear when I go in there!
The porch wishes it was aet 2. Bunch of uprights over there.
Wait, this isn't where I ask for spare tickets for Global Citizens?
I was getting a number of texts at work about the goings on. The Porch has turned into AMT2 for sure! I feel like I have to wear riot gear when I go in there!
The porch wishes it was aet 2. Bunch of uprights over there.
Wait, this isn't where I ask for spare tickets for Global Citizens?
Anyone got an extra ticket to the show plus some airline miles they want to donate to me?
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
I was getting a number of texts at work about the goings on. The Porch has turned into AMT2 for sure! I feel like I have to wear riot gear when I go in there!
The porch wishes it was aet 2. Bunch of uprights over there.
Wait, this isn't where I ask for spare tickets for Global Citizens?
2000- Atlanta, GA: New Orleans, LA: Memphis, TN: Nashville, TN
2003- Raleigh, NC: Charlotte, NC: Atlanta, GA
2004- Asheville, NC (hometown show)
2006- Cincinnati, OH
2008- Columbia, SC
2009- Chicago, IL x 2 / Ed Vedder- Atlanta, GA x 2
2010- Bristow, VA
2011- Alpine Valley, WI (PJ20) x 2 / Ed Vedder- Chicago, IL
2012- Atlanta, GA
2013- Charlotte, NC
2014- Cincinnati, OH
2015- New York, NY
2016- Greenville, SC: Hampton, VA:: Columbia, SC: Raleigh, NC : Lexington, KY: Philly, PA 2: (Wrigley) Chicago, IL x 2 (holy shit): Temple of the Dog- Philly, PA
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Four well-dressed men sitting together at a vacation resort.
Michael Palin: Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable.
Graham Chapman: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau de Chassilier wine, ay Gessiah?
Terry Gilliam: You're right there Obediah.
Eric Idle: Who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine?
MP: Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.
GC: A cup ' COLD tea.
EI: Without milk or sugar.
TG: OR tea!
MP: In a filthy, cracked cup.
EI: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.
GC: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.
TG: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.
MP: Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness."
EI: 'E was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to live in this tiiiny old house, with greaaaaat big holes in the roof.
GC: House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING!
TG: You were lucky to have a ROOM! *We* used to have to live in a corridor!
MP: Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor! Woulda' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House!? Hmph.
EI: Well when I say "house" it was only a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpolin, but it was a house to US.
GC: We were evicted from *our* hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake!
TG: You were lucky to have a LAKE! There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road.
MP: Cardboard box?
TG: Aye.
MP: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!
GC: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!
TG: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.
EI: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, (pause for laughter), eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."
MP: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.
ALL: Nope, nope..
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Funniest damn threads though!
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
*when I read "Empty OBGlassGYN"- I immediately pictured glass tampons...ouch
*Is it last 12 or Ani that has a vag?
*who has warts? and you NAMED them?
- Christopher McCandless
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
- Christopher McCandless
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
No, I dont have man boobs. I have pecs.
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Anyone got an extra ticket to the show plus some airline miles they want to donate to me?
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
livefootsteps.org/user/?usr=446
1995- New Orleans, LA : New Orleans, LA
1996- Charleston, SC
1998- Atlanta, GA: Birmingham, AL: Greenville, SC: Knoxville, TN
2000- Atlanta, GA: New Orleans, LA: Memphis, TN: Nashville, TN
2003- Raleigh, NC: Charlotte, NC: Atlanta, GA
2004- Asheville, NC (hometown show)
2006- Cincinnati, OH
2008- Columbia, SC
2009- Chicago, IL x 2 / Ed Vedder- Atlanta, GA x 2
2010- Bristow, VA
2011- Alpine Valley, WI (PJ20) x 2 / Ed Vedder- Chicago, IL
2012- Atlanta, GA
2013- Charlotte, NC
2014- Cincinnati, OH
2015- New York, NY
2016- Greenville, SC: Hampton, VA:: Columbia, SC: Raleigh, NC : Lexington, KY: Philly, PA 2: (Wrigley) Chicago, IL x 2 (holy shit): Temple of the Dog- Philly, PA
2017- ED VED- Louisville, KY
2018- Chicago, IL x2, Boston, MA x2
2020- Nashville, TN
2022- Smashville
2023- Austin, TX x2
2024- Baltimore
Oh, if you're not in line could one of you grab me a poster
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015