And empty will be right over as he enjoys a circumsized bun length hot dog right off the grill where it squirts its hod dog juice in his mouth when he puckers up around it.
Is that better?
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And empty will be right over as he enjoys a circumsized bun length hot dog right off the grill where it squirts its hod dog juice in his mouth when he puckers up around it.
Is that better?
Thank you. I knew that one of you could do something terribly inappropriate with that.
My crazy is staying at home. Enough neighbors invest in illegal fireworks. We've got sparklers I was ID'd for at Target, above photo'd picnic food to grill. S'mores. We're good.
And empty will be right over as he enjoys a circumsized bun length hot dog right off the grill where it squirts its hod dog juice in his mouth when he puckers up around it.
Is that better?
Thank you. I knew that one of you could do something terribly inappropriate with that.
My crazy is staying at home. Enough neighbors invest in illegal fireworks. We've got sparklers I was ID'd for at Target, above photo'd picnic food to grill. S'mores. We're good.
I've matured
I've met Rob
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
And empty will be right over as he enjoys a circumsized bun length hot dog right off the grill where it squirts its hod dog juice in his mouth when he puckers up around it.
Is that better?
Thank you. I knew that one of you could do something terribly inappropriate with that.
My crazy is staying at home. Enough neighbors invest in illegal fireworks. We've got sparklers I was ID'd for at Target, above photo'd picnic food to grill. S'mores. We're good.
I've matured
Like any of us are stupid enough to believe that.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
Be safe this weekend degenerates. Be on the lookout for the crazies that want us to die.
Yup. Already had my run-in with a crazy. I was waffling on #8 on the questionnaire, but after getting into a fight with a guy in a big ass pickup truck today (know the rules of the road, dude), I can definitively say "yes, I can stand up for myself." The guy could've snapped me like a toothpick, so I'm not sure what I was thinking.
tomorrow I catch up and defend myself over that crocs w/socks photo.
If I had known then what I know now...
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Just got back from Tucson and what a start to 4th weekend. I did manage to get some mortars. Got some ones that shoot a army guy with a parachute up with the mortar. My brother did warn me that he catches fire sometimes and decends with the intent to burn your house down. I knicknamed that one ISIS. M80's, 3 types of bottle rockets including one that is now even illegal in New Mexico (he got them right before the ban kicked in) and a shit load of fire crackers other miscellaneous stuff. Should be a fucking blast tomorrow night.
Since we were in Tucson we visited the Pima Air and Space museum. If you are in that area it is a must. They had a stealth bomber (much bigger than you think), the B29 Super Fortress, a B19 Flying Fortress that was used in the 1st bombing of Berlin that ended the European confilct in WWII, Marine Corps Harriers (fucking amazing), F14 Tomcats, and hundreds upon hundreds of other planes that were all used in combat from various wars and eras. Plus my kids got to climb on a nuke. Yup, a mother fucking nuke. The warhead was removed of course but still a nuke. What better way to kick off a degenerate 4th than climbing on a nuke and seeing how America became the super power it is.
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Fucker, I was in Tucson in '95. Was a Ft Hood and camped out of Barksdale (Air Force there) and (going to spell in phonetically, been drinking) Ft Whachucka. We should have hooked up.
Highways around Tucson were shit...set Mortars off there
I've met Rob
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
Note to degenerate self: huge martini glasses are more form than function. Drinking three in about 90 minutes is like stepping in front of a bus. Today shall be a beer day.
Sorry empty, little emptys shoot didn't open all the way so he didn't make it. He was a causlty of war and broke his neck upon landing. The two ISIS paratroopers did have their shoots open all the way and decended back to earth beautifully. Fucking ISIS.
So far I have blown up 3 of the kids toys with M80's. One of the neighbors is having a party and some middle aged hag tried to come out and yell at me for the noise. She got a very nice response of "cant wait to see you out tonight when the whole court is setting this stuff off' response. I then proceeded to blast 10 M80's and a handful of firecrackers off as fast as I could to piss her off. That neighbor is actually really cool (she comes and smokes pot with us, gets really wasted at the block parties) so not worried about it. If the kids were not with me I would have had another response for her that started with the middle finger and would have ended with a fuck you.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
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2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
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"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
And empty will be right over as he enjoys a circumsized bun length hot dog right off the grill where it squirts its hod dog juice in his mouth when he puckers up around it.
Is that better?
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
My crazy is staying at home. Enough neighbors invest in illegal fireworks. We've got sparklers I was ID'd for at Target, above photo'd picnic food to grill. S'mores. We're good.
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
That would make some noise/light!
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
tomorrow I catch up and defend myself over that crocs w/socks photo.
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VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
FUCK YEAH!!
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Since we were in Tucson we visited the Pima Air and Space museum. If you are in that area it is a must. They had a stealth bomber (much bigger than you think), the B29 Super Fortress, a B19 Flying Fortress that was used in the 1st bombing of Berlin that ended the European confilct in WWII, Marine Corps Harriers (fucking amazing), F14 Tomcats, and hundreds upon hundreds of other planes that were all used in combat from various wars and eras. Plus my kids got to climb on a nuke. Yup, a mother fucking nuke. The warhead was removed of course but still a nuke. What better way to kick off a degenerate 4th than climbing on a nuke and seeing how America became the super power it is.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Highways around Tucson were shit...set Mortars off there
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
I shall name one of the paratroopers that goes up with the mortar empty. Lets hope that one isn't an ISIS one that wants to burn my house down.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
So far I have blown up 3 of the kids toys with M80's. One of the neighbors is having a party and some middle aged hag tried to come out and yell at me for the noise. She got a very nice response of "cant wait to see you out tonight when the whole court is setting this stuff off' response. I then proceeded to blast 10 M80's and a handful of firecrackers off as fast as I could to piss her off. That neighbor is actually really cool (she comes and smokes pot with us, gets really wasted at the block parties) so not worried about it. If the kids were not with me I would have had another response for her that started with the middle finger and would have ended with a fuck you.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle