The Idiot Thread

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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,147
    Steamed to death in a WOK: Prayer session goes horribly wrong when 'magic man' is killed trying to 'cleanse his body and soul' in a metal pot with a fire underneath in Malaysia

    Guru Lim Ba had reportedly performed the boiling stunt a number of times with a personal record of 75 minutes inside the steamer.

    But this time, onlookers heard frantic knocks coming from inside the pan after 30 minutes and pulled Lim out unconscious.

    The clip shows devotees in white suits desperately pulling Lim from the wok as he shakes in pain and fire rages below him.

    The cult leader was rushed to hospital but was later pronounced dead from a suspected heart attack. He had also suffered second degree burns.

    ...

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5015171/Malaysian-accidentally-steams-death-WOK.html#ixzz4wYD3UOo3 


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  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 10,822

    Woman in blackface costume at Bay Area Staples store stuns customers. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwzJyQkDo
  • Idiots of the organizational variety:

    https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/report-bengals-agreed-to-trade-aj-mccarron-but-browns-fail-to-notify-nfl-on-time/

    The Browns are hapless. They really are. What's really funny is how they essentially said, "Aww Come on. It should count."

    hahahahahahaha
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  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 10,822

    Man Shot Himself In Penis While Robbing Hot Dog Stand, Police Say. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIw592U5jY
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,845
    Well, where to begin with this one? Idiots a-plenty.

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2017/11/03/why_a_conspiracy_about_antifa_starting_a_civil_war_saturday_won_t_go_away.html

    The alt-right apparently believes that antifa intends to start a civil war tomorrow, which it will kick off with beheadings of whites and raiding homes to confiscate guns. It's a two-for-one deal!

    Peltz, previously an unknown with a few dozen subscribers to his youtube page, filmed a video of his musings about this, made out of whole cloth, and has become an internet superstar (to those on the right, who have kind of low standards in this regard). Funny that even he doesn't believe it. Funnier still is the fact that he says he's going to get out of the doomsday-prophecy business and work to combat cyberbullying. While continuing to ridicule the left, of course, but that hardly counts. 
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  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,845
    Just a quick update to my post above - it appears that a civil war did not start today. 
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  • Well, where to begin with this one? Idiots a-plenty.

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2017/11/03/why_a_conspiracy_about_antifa_starting_a_civil_war_saturday_won_t_go_away.html

    The alt-right apparently believes that antifa intends to start a civil war tomorrow, which it will kick off with beheadings of whites and raiding homes to confiscate guns. It's a two-for-one deal!

    Peltz, previously an unknown with a few dozen subscribers to his youtube page, filmed a video of his musings about this, made out of whole cloth, and has become an internet superstar (to those on the right, who have kind of low standards in this regard). Funny that even he doesn't believe it. Funnier still is the fact that he says he's going to get out of the doomsday-prophecy business and work to combat cyberbullying. While continuing to ridicule the left, of course, but that hardly counts. 

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  • tbergstbergs Posts: 9,876
    I put this in the Louis C.oc K.thread because of its relevance, but it's real home is here. What a great idea! Who wants extra sauce?

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/serial-masturbators-cook-county-custody-rewarded-pizza-30/story?id=51024509

    It's a hopeless situation...
  • tbergs said:
    I put this in the Louis C.oc K.thread because of its relevance, but it's real home is here. What a great idea! Who wants extra sauce?

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/serial-masturbators-cook-county-custody-rewarded-pizza-30/story?id=51024509


    Spare the rod...

    Put the offenders in a cramped cell and let them do as they please if they insist on acting like animals. Stop pleading with them to behave.

    * Comical how the pizza idea had a reverse effect though (encouraging more inmates to become chronic masturbators lol).
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  • Okay... we'll call this guy an idiot because I don't know what else to call him lol:

    https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/11/10/suspects-overwhelming-flatulence-shuts-down-police-interrogation.html
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  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,845
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  • A bean lover

    The visual of him cocking his leg up and letting one rip is hilarious. I guess he figured he had nothing to lose lol.
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  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 10,822
    I'm  not sure who the bigger idiot here is.....

    The person who suggested this nominee
    The person who nominated  him
    Or the Senate for even  considering  him


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  • An idiot of the violent kind:

    Scumbag loser randomly sucker punches a grandmother in the face. She dies.

    Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. And... let's hope you receive some rough treatment once you're there- you are a parasite. 

    http://abc7ny.com/news/grandmother-who-was-knocked-out-at-queens-bodega-dies/1766752/
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 37,353
    An idiot of the violent kind:

    Scumbag loser randomly sucker punches a grandmother in the face. She dies.

    Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. And... let's hope you receive some rough treatment once you're there- you are a parasite. 

    http://abc7ny.com/news/grandmother-who-was-knocked-out-at-queens-bodega-dies/1766752/
    no second chances for this shithead. done. 
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  • An idiot of the violent kind:

    Scumbag loser randomly sucker punches a grandmother in the face. She dies.

    Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. And... let's hope you receive some rough treatment once you're there- you are a parasite. 

    http://abc7ny.com/news/grandmother-who-was-knocked-out-at-queens-bodega-dies/1766752/
    no second chances for this shithead. done. 
    What an asshole, eh? Pisses me off.

    Might need to be an asshole thread (not the 'theory' thread... which was very amusing I might add).
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  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 10,822
    The headline says it all......

    Utah Parent Wants School Mascot Renamed Because It Sounds Like The Word Penis
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,147

    Woman kicked off flight after emotional support PIG became rowdy

    The woman was given her marching orders after her havoc-wreaking hog began walking up and down the aisles. Even attempts to strap it to an arm rest failed to settle the farmyard animal on the flight from Connecticut.

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4920381/woman-kicked-off-us-airways-flight-emotional-support-pig-disruptive/

    I'm not sure who the bigger idiot is?  The woman taking a pig on a plane or society for allowing her to.
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 37,353
    edited November 2017
    an emotional support animal? allowed on a plane? are you fucking kidding me? "we though it was a duffel bag and then realized it was a pig on a leash". LOL
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  • Jason P said:

    Woman kicked off flight after emotional support PIG became rowdy

    The woman was given her marching orders after her havoc-wreaking hog began walking up and down the aisles. Even attempts to strap it to an arm rest failed to settle the farmyard animal on the flight from Connecticut.

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4920381/woman-kicked-off-us-airways-flight-emotional-support-pig-disruptive/

    I'm not sure who the bigger idiot is?  The woman taking a pig on a plane or society for allowing her to.
    Society has become wet tissue paper soft. The woman is an idiot... for sure... but there'll likely be a few posts talking about the value of emotional support barnyard animals and the fragility of pathetic people.

    We've gone way too far. We'll compromise the experience of all other passengers so some emo goofball has her pig to make her feel comfy.
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  • stuckinlinestuckinline Posts: 3,376
    Jason P said:

    Woman kicked off flight after emotional support PIG became rowdy

    The woman was given her marching orders after her havoc-wreaking hog began walking up and down the aisles. Even attempts to strap it to an arm rest failed to settle the farmyard animal on the flight from Connecticut.

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4920381/woman-kicked-off-us-airways-flight-emotional-support-pig-disruptive/

    I'm not sure who the bigger idiot is?  The woman taking a pig on a plane or society for allowing her to.
    Society has become wet tissue paper soft. The woman is an idiot... for sure... but there'll likely be a few posts talking about the value of emotional support barnyard animals and the fragility of pathetic people.

    We've gone way too far. We'll compromise the experience of all other passengers so some emo goofball has her pig to make her feel comfy.
    Holy crap, that is a 70 pound pig. I'd be upset if someone brought a pig that large that on a plane. 
  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 10,822
    Jason P said:

    Woman kicked off flight after emotional support PIG became rowdy

    The woman was given her marching orders after her havoc-wreaking hog began walking up and down the aisles. Even attempts to strap it to an arm rest failed to settle the farmyard animal on the flight from Connecticut.

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4920381/woman-kicked-off-us-airways-flight-emotional-support-pig-disruptive/

    I'm not sure who the bigger idiot is?  The woman taking a pig on a plane or society for allowing her to.
    Society has become wet tissue paper soft. The woman is an idiot... for sure... but there'll likely be a few posts talking about the value of emotional support barnyard animals and the fragility of pathetic people.

    We've gone way too far. We'll compromise the experience of all other passengers so some emo goofball has her pig to make her feel comfy.
    There's a woman in Omaha that goes everywhere with her "emotional support horse". That's right HORSE. A tiny horse but still a horse.
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 37,353
    I'm getting myself an emotional support moose. and I'm letting it ride on my zamboni through the Tim Horton's drive through, dammit. 
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,990
    edited November 2017
    Jason P said:

    Woman kicked off flight after emotional support PIG became rowdy

    The woman was given her marching orders after her havoc-wreaking hog began walking up and down the aisles. Even attempts to strap it to an arm rest failed to settle the farmyard animal on the flight from Connecticut.

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4920381/woman-kicked-off-us-airways-flight-emotional-support-pig-disruptive/

    I'm not sure who the bigger idiot is?  The woman taking a pig on a plane or society for allowing her to.
    Society has become wet tissue paper soft. The woman is an idiot... for sure... but there'll likely be a few posts talking about the value of emotional support barnyard animals and the fragility of pathetic people.

    We've gone way too far. We'll compromise the experience of all other passengers so some emo goofball has her pig to make her feel comfy.
    Holy crap, that is a 70 pound pig. I'd be upset if someone brought a pig that large that on a plane. 
    I'd be totally stoked if someone brought a 70 pound pig on a plane I was on. And I'd meet one who walked up and down the aisles with sheer glee, lol. Do people not like pigs?? I think they're delightful! 
    Post edited by PJ_Soul on
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,952
    The president's pick for HUD secretary. .....

    Carson says slaves were ‘immigrants’ with dreams for their children
    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/ben-carson-slaves-immigrants-235730
    Did he graduate from bafoon university ?
    The president's pick for HUD secretary. .....

    Carson says slaves were ‘immigrants’ with dreams for their children
    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/ben-carson-slaves-immigrants-235730
    Did he graduate from bafoon university ?
    Obama must have gone there too...
    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/obama-also-referred-to-slaves-as-immigrants/ar-AAnZBMG
    Never mind , it thought Immigrants are people who migrate by their own choice and slaves had no choice ...
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,147
    When I'm on a flight, I fancy pigs when they are in a blanket, not in the aisles.  If I'm at a petting zoo, the more the merrier. 

    There should be one agency in each state that grants rights to letting emotional support pets stray beasts on a plane, much like the TSA precheck approval process.  There needs to be serious analysis by a professional agency and not being able to go online and pay $35 so your pet donkey can fill up the aisle while hee-haying on a 4 hour flight.

    If you feel the need to bring your pig on the plane, I have no qualms that you have severe emotional mental issues.  Help is needed and I hope help is provided.  That doesn't mean the rest of the sane people paying $$$ for a seat should beckon to being on a flying barnyard because someone bought a certificate on the internet. 




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  • stuckinlinestuckinline Posts: 3,376

    US to allow imports of elephant trophies from Zimbabwe, Zambia

    Pacelle, who opposes the decision, told CNN it means "elephants minding their business are going to be gunned down by rich Americans."

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/15/politics/elephant-trophies-us-restrictions-zimbabwe-zambia/index.html
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 37,353

    US to allow imports of elephant trophies from Zimbabwe, Zambia

    Pacelle, who opposes the decision, told CNN it means "elephants minding their business are going to be gunned down by rich Americans."

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/15/politics/elephant-trophies-us-restrictions-zimbabwe-zambia/index.html
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  • US to allow imports of elephant trophies from Zimbabwe, Zambia

    Pacelle, who opposes the decision, told CNN it means "elephants minding their business are going to be gunned down by rich Americans."

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/15/politics/elephant-trophies-us-restrictions-zimbabwe-zambia/index.html
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