OFFI-cal request poll for Empty Glass to be reinstated on the list for bad brains party!

badbrains

No

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

hedonist said:

This, from one who is nadless.

(nadsless?)

OUCH.

Female = Nadsless( having zero nads)

Male who has one testicle= Nadless( missing one nad)

)

Nadsicapped
Nadlessly challenged

) nadless to say

lolobugg

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

hedonist said:

This, from one who is nadless.

(nadsless?)

OUCH.

Female = Nadsless( having zero nads)

Male who has one testicle= Nadless( missing one nad)

)

Nadsicapped
Nadlessly challenged

) nadless to say

)
oh shit
this is getting too fun....
when does this thread get locked?

badbrains

No

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

hedonist said:

This, from one who is nadless.

(nadsless?)

OUCH.

Female = Nadsless( having zero nads)

Male who has one testicle= Nadless( missing one nad)

)

Nadsicapped
Nadlessly challenged

) nadless to say

)
oh shit
this is getting too fun....
when does this thread get locked?

With your luck, now )

Empty Glass

Yes

Halts Nads!!

lolobugg

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

hedonist said:

This, from one who is nadless.

(nadsless?)

OUCH.

Female = Nadsless( having zero nads)

Male who has one testicle= Nadless( missing one nad)

)

Nadsicapped
Nadlessly challenged

) nadless to say

)
oh shit
this is getting too fun....
when does this thread get locked?

With your luck, now )

Hopefully Mr. Black N. Decker isn't/wasn't a member of 10c

yellowwho

badbrains said:

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

yellowwho said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

Empty Glass said:

Is there a date yet for this party I'm not qualified to attend?

Why have a date when this thread is the BEST thread in a long time. I'm just sitting back reading and literarily every post out does the previous. You guys are some funny fuckers. I feel empty for kicking empty in the balls but hey, it's better then balls in your mouth! )

)
this thread kicks nads

Speaking of nads..

I'm glad you brought them up because it reminded Me of something.

I have a co-worker, and before I start, I would like to point out that we are just acquaintances in the least way possible to avoid a slander in my character in any way.

So, and just Just to be clear, this was not during work hours, so a workmans comp claim was completly avoided.

The situation is this. A man, his fishing boat, on a lake, and one cordless drill with a bit.

Somehow, between drinking and fishing, this guy decides that he needs to use the drill to fix something on his lap. And this is where the details get a little foggy.

But the ending of the story is this. The man left to go fishing with two nads and came back with one.

Apparently, he was trying to drill something and the drill went straight into his right testicle. But, lucky the drill had a reverse and he was able to back it out.

I'm sure he had many visits from curious and laughing nurses at the hospital.

But the good thing is that now he has multiple nicknames around the company.

Such as

The Unaballer

Uno

And there's also a saying named in his honor.

And I'll use it in a sentence

Hey, don't go ball (singular) to the wall !!

Instead of going balls to the wall

Damn, this thread just got real. Dudes drilling into their balls?
I got nothing...

Somebody's got to invite that guy. No OFFI-cal thread needed for him. He also gets a +/-1 )

Somebody bring a drill )

yellowwho

yellowwho said:

badbrains said:

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

yellowwho said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

Empty Glass said:

Is there a date yet for this party I'm not qualified to attend?

Why have a date when this thread is the BEST thread in a long time. I'm just sitting back reading and literarily every post out does the previous. You guys are some funny fuckers. I feel empty for kicking empty in the balls but hey, it's better then balls in your mouth! )

)
this thread kicks nads

Speaking of nads..

I'm glad you brought them up because it reminded Me of something.

I have a co-worker, and before I start, I would like to point out that we are just acquaintances in the least way possible to avoid a slander in my character in any way.

So, and just Just to be clear, this was not during work hours, so a workmans comp claim was completly avoided.

The situation is this. A man, his fishing boat, on a lake, and one cordless drill with a bit.

Somehow, between drinking and fishing, this guy decides that he needs to use the drill to fix something on his lap. And this is where the details get a little foggy.

But the ending of the story is this. The man left to go fishing with two nads and came back with one.

Apparently, he was trying to drill something and the drill went straight into his right testicle. But, lucky the drill had a reverse and he was able to back it out.

I'm sure he had many visits from curious and laughing nurses at the hospital.

But the good thing is that now he has multiple nicknames around the company.

Such as

The Unaballer

Uno

And there's also a saying named in his honor.

And I'll use it in a sentence

Hey, don't go ball (singular) to the wall !!

Instead of going balls to the wall

Damn, this thread just got real. Dudes drilling into their balls?
I got nothing...

Somebody's got to invite that guy. No OFFI-cal thread needed for him. He also gets a +/-1 )

Somebody bring a drill )

Just set it on the table right before
He shows up

yellowwho

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

hedonist said:

This, from one who is nadless.

(nadsless?)

OUCH.

Female = Nadsless( having zero nads)

Male who has one testicle= Nadless( missing one nad)

)

Nadsicapped
Nadlessly challenged

) nadless to say

)
oh shit
this is getting too fun....
when does this thread get locked?

This thread is to big to fail

WhatYouTaughtMe

No

yellowwho said:

badbrains said:

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

yellowwho said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

Empty Glass said:

Is there a date yet for this party I'm not qualified to attend?

Why have a date when this thread is the BEST thread in a long time. I'm just sitting back reading and literarily every post out does the previous. You guys are some funny fuckers. I feel empty for kicking empty in the balls but hey, it's better then balls in your mouth! )

)
this thread kicks nads

Speaking of nads..

I'm glad you brought them up because it reminded Me of something.

I have a co-worker, and before I start, I would like to point out that we are just acquaintances in the least way possible to avoid a slander in my character in any way.

So, and just Just to be clear, this was not during work hours, so a workmans comp claim was completly avoided.

The situation is this. A man, his fishing boat, on a lake, and one cordless drill with a bit.

Somehow, between drinking and fishing, this guy decides that he needs to use the drill to fix something on his lap. And this is where the details get a little foggy.

But the ending of the story is this. The man left to go fishing with two nads and came back with one.

Apparently, he was trying to drill something and the drill went straight into his right testicle. But, lucky the drill had a reverse and he was able to back it out.

I'm sure he had many visits from curious and laughing nurses at the hospital.

But the good thing is that now he has multiple nicknames around the company.

Such as

The Unaballer

Uno

And there's also a saying named in his honor.

And I'll use it in a sentence

Hey, don't go ball (singular) to the wall !!

Instead of going balls to the wall

Damn, this thread just got real. Dudes drilling into their balls?
I got nothing...

Somebody's got to invite that guy. No OFFI-cal thread needed for him. He also gets a +/-1 )

Somebody bring a drill )

Oh man, I bet that dude has a panic attack everytime he hears a drill. I wonder if he has ghost pains. OUCH

yellowwho

Empty Glass said:

Ball the ball less

)

yellowwho

Empty Glass said:

Halts Nads!!

Oh God, this thread is definitely getting locked now !!! )

yellowwho

badbrains said:

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

yellowwho said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

Empty Glass said:

Is there a date yet for this party I'm not qualified to attend?

Why have a date when this thread is the BEST thread in a long time. I'm just sitting back reading and literarily every post out does the previous. You guys are some funny fuckers. I feel empty for kicking empty in the balls but hey, it's better then balls in your mouth! )

)
this thread kicks nads

Speaking of nads..

I'm glad you brought them up because it reminded Me of something.

I have a co-worker, and before I start, I would like to point out that we are just acquaintances in the least way possible to avoid a slander in my character in any way.

So, and just Just to be clear, this was not during work hours, so a workmans comp claim was completly avoided.

The situation is this. A man, his fishing boat, on a lake, and one cordless drill with a bit.

Somehow, between drinking and fishing, this guy decides that he needs to use the drill to fix something on his lap. And this is where the details get a little foggy.

But the ending of the story is this. The man left to go fishing with two nads and came back with one.

Apparently, he was trying to drill something and the drill went straight into his right testicle. But, lucky the drill had a reverse and he was able to back it out.

I'm sure he had many visits from curious and laughing nurses at the hospital.

But the good thing is that now he has multiple nicknames around the company.

Such as

The Unaballer

Uno

And there's also a saying named in his honor.

And I'll use it in a sentence

Hey, don't go ball (singular) to the wall !!

Instead of going balls to the wall

Damn, this thread just got real. Dudes drilling into their balls?
I got nothing...

Somebody's got to invite that guy. No OFFI-cal thread needed for him. He also gets a +/-1 )

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) (they're gonna run out of these things)

Last-12-Exit

No

For as many times as badbrains has used the ) smiley, I'd bet he's peed himself 20 times!

lolobugg

alright you guys keep this shit going over the weekend.
don't get this thread locked
it's too good.
can't wait to catch up on it

hedonist

Jesus, I needed this laugh.

"nadless to say"

Have a good evening, lolo!

SD48277

Yes

Just caught up on this thread....went in a direction I did not see coming. Thought it was going to go the way of hookers and blow, but then a fishing story seemed to set it off in a new, hilarious direction. I don't fish, so can someone tell me how common it is to bring a cordless drill with you when fishing? Seems like an unnecessary tool.

Last-12-Exit

No

SD48277 said:

Just caught up on this thread....went in a direction I did not see coming. Thought it was going to go the way of hookers and blow, but then a fishing story seemed to set it off in a new, hilarious direction. I don't fish, so can someone tell me how common it is to bring a cordless drill with you when fishing? Seems like an unnecessary tool.

Obviously you've never fished before! This is better suited in the stupid questions thread! )

SD48277

Yes

Last-12-Exit said:

SD48277 said:

Just caught up on this thread....went in a direction I did not see coming. Thought it was going to go the way of hookers and blow, but then a fishing story seemed to set it off in a new, hilarious direction. I don't fish, so can someone tell me how common it is to bring a cordless drill with you when fishing? Seems like an unnecessary tool.

Obviously you've never fished before! This is better suited in the stupid questions thread! )

) Moving the question over there....

WhatYouTaughtMe

No

SD48277 said:

Just caught up on this thread....went in a direction I did not see coming. Thought it was going to go the way of hookers and blow, but then a fishing story seemed to set it off in a new, hilarious direction. I don't fish, so can someone tell me how common it is to bring a cordless drill with you when fishing? Seems like an unnecessary tool.

I don't know why he'd bring a drill. I always take a nail gun fishing.

SD48277

Yes

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

SD48277 said:

Just caught up on this thread....went in a direction I did not see coming. Thought it was going to go the way of hookers and blow, but then a fishing story seemed to set it off in a new, hilarious direction. I don't fish, so can someone tell me how common it is to bring a cordless drill with you when fishing? Seems like an unnecessary tool.

I don't know why he'd bring a drill. I always take a nail gun fishing.

) I guess if you don't have a trident, that's the next best thing.