This fucken thread rules and all of you are fucken hilarious fuckers! Every single one of you deserve a pat on your backs for keeping me laughing my ass off all day. I def want to have this party just so I can meet ALL of you! Please continue entertaining me all weekend. I feel like almost giving out a prize for best most hilarious post but it's post after post that keeps getting funnier. I'd have nothing left to give cuz all you fuckers deserve a prize! But the dude with 1 ball deserves so much more! )
Wait....so there is no party? But....but....I've already started production on the HM buttons....a nice sand kasten design with an angry baby variant. :(( So disappointed right now.
Maybe there should be a undecided poll pick. Then at least, all hope wouldn't seem completely lost. I would probably vote undecided if I had the chance.
Degenerate - definition: one who cannot make up one's mind
I got nothing on that comment. Your right. I am very degenerate. There's way to much stress in decision making. Sorry for wasting your time
Does anyone feel they need counseling after these traumatic posts!
The drill story has made me shudder a few times randomly since I read it. Sorry, I mistakenly credited you with telling the story. I think it was yellow. My bad. It looks like Empty has picked up some serious momentum in the vote. Seems like the bribes are paying off.
Oh god!! Ok the story was funny, but I about choked to death reading Unaballer!!
If you have any questions, feel free to ask. The fine details are still pending further investigation, but I will try to help to the best of my abilities. Warning... I have been slightly drinking so actual facts and details will vary in truthfulness from the actual occurrence
Think I got the gistof it.. ;-) that made me laugh so hard I about choked on my dinner. So thank you! Every time I think I can't laugh any harder, you people prove me wrong!
But I do have a horrific castration story! And the details are VERY clear, cause I was there, got old dudes ball blood all over me! Fucked up shit!! Let's just say that shoeing horses is crazy dangerous!! Who would have figured taking a farrier's course would be so traumatic??
But I do have a horrific castration story! And the details are VERY clear, cause I was there, got old dudes ball blood all over me! Fucked up shit!! Let's just say that shoeing horses is crazy dangerous!! Who would have figured taking a farrier's course would be so traumatic??
I'm sorry you had to witness that ! I would be traumatized. If I had to even witness uno drill his testicle in the boat I would have fell off the side and drowned. Your story might be on another level of disturbing.
But I do have a horrific castration story! And the details are VERY clear, cause I was there, got old dudes ball blood all over me! Fucked up shit!! Let's just say that shoeing horses is crazy dangerous!! Who would have figured taking a farrier's course would be so traumatic??
I'm sorry you had to witness that ! I would be traumatized. If I had to even witness uno drill his testicle in the boat I would have fell off the side and drowned. Your story might be on another level of disturbing.
I was like.. Why did I just HAVE to see you do this.. Needless to say I threw those jeans and shirt away!! Poor guy nearly bled to death!! Thank god there was a vet nearby, and he slowed the bleeding enough til tegu could get the guy to a human doctor. It was insane!!! I dropped that course right after that, even though they had another instructor come in to finish the course while the first guy healed!
But I do have a horrific castration story! And the details are VERY clear, cause I was there, got old dudes ball blood all over me! Fucked up shit!! Let's just say that shoeing horses is crazy dangerous!! Who would have figured taking a farrier's course would be so traumatic??
I'm sorry you had to witness that ! I would be traumatized. If I had to even witness uno drill his testicle in the boat I would have fell off the side and drowned. Your story might be on another level of disturbing.
I was like.. Why did I just HAVE to see you do this.. Needless to say I threw those jeans and shirt away!! Poor guy nearly bled to death!! Thank god there was a vet nearby, and he slowed the bleeding enough til tegu could get the guy to a human doctor. It was insane!!! I dropped that course right after that, even though they had another instructor come in to finish the course while the first guy healed!
Oh my goodness. I couldn't imagine having to tell the story about how a vet had to try and save my balls.
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DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
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I'll check back in later without my feelings
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Victims of deception
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Hey my fellow soulless bastards, did I miss anything ?