OFFI-cal request poll for Empty Glass to be reinstated on the list for bad brains party!

lolobugg

Last-12-Exit said:

Hey now. Easy on the warning threats!

don't worry it's only UN-OFFI-Cal warning

badbrains

No

Empty Glass said:

Is there a date yet for this party I'm not qualified to attend?

Why have a date when this thread is the BEST thread in a long time. I'm just sitting back reading and literarily every post out does the previous. You guys are some funny fuckers. I feel empty for kicking empty in the balls but hey, it's better then balls in your mouth! )

chadwick

why is jersey 'dirty jersey'? is this party down the shore? do you all gel stiff your hair? do you ppl tan under lights or fake tan spray the hell out of yourselves?

lolobugg

badbrains said:

Empty Glass said:

Is there a date yet for this party I'm not qualified to attend?

Why have a date when this thread is the BEST thread in a long time. I'm just sitting back reading and literarily every post out does the previous. You guys are some funny fuckers. I feel empty for kicking empty in the balls but hey, it's better then balls in your mouth! )

)
this thread kicks nads

badbrains

No

chadwick said:

why is jersey 'dirty jersey'? is this party down the shore? do you all gel stiff your hair? do you ppl tan under lights or fake tan spray the hell out of yourselves?

Chadwick, you my friend, are just gonna have to come to dirty jersey to find out. >:)

Empty Glass

Yes

We're going to have more pages that votes soon )

chadwick

drove a semi thru jersey. that is all. i've never just said to myself, "geewiz i wanna go to new jersey"

lolobugg

chadwick said:

drove a semi thru jersey. that is all. i've never just said to myself, "geewiz i wanna go to new jersey"

are you the guy who killed Jamie Foxx on the Jersey Turnpike?

badbrains

No

lolobugg said:

chadwick said:

drove a semi thru jersey. that is all. i've never just said to myself, "geewiz i wanna go to new jersey"

are you the guy who killed Jamie Foxx on the Jersey Turnpike?

Jamie foxx? Wtf, u mean tracy Morgan? Hahaha

lolobugg

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

chadwick said:

drove a semi thru jersey. that is all. i've never just said to myself, "geewiz i wanna go to new jersey"

are you the guy who killed Jamie Foxx on the Jersey Turnpike?

Jamie foxx? Wtf, u mean tracy Morgan? Hahaha

oh shit.... )
I've been watching too much spiderman

chadwick

is he the snl guy? & no that wasn't me

yellowwho

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

Empty Glass said:

Is there a date yet for this party I'm not qualified to attend?

Why have a date when this thread is the BEST thread in a long time. I'm just sitting back reading and literarily every post out does the previous. You guys are some funny fuckers. I feel empty for kicking empty in the balls but hey, it's better then balls in your mouth! )

)
this thread kicks nads

Speaking of nads..

I'm glad you brought them up because it reminded Me of something.

I have a co-worker, and before I start, I would like to point out that we are just acquaintances in the least way possible to avoid a slander in my character in any way.

So, and just Just to be clear, this was not during work hours, so a workmans comp claim was completly avoided.

The situation is this. A man, his fishing boat, on a lake, and one cordless drill with a bit.

Somehow, between drinking and fishing, this guy decides that he needs to use the drill to fix something on his lap. And this is where the details get a little foggy.

But the ending of the story is this. The man left to go fishing with two nads and came back with one.

Apparently, he was trying to drill something and the drill went straight into his right testicle. But, lucky the drill had a reverse and he was able to back it out.

I'm sure he had many visits from curious and laughing nurses at the hospital.

But the good thing is that now he has multiple nicknames around the company.

Such as

The Unaballer

Uno

And there's also a saying named in his honor.

And I'll use it in a sentence

Hey, don't go ball (singular) to the wall !!

Instead of going balls to the wall

lolobugg

yellowwho said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

Empty Glass said:

Is there a date yet for this party I'm not qualified to attend?

Why have a date when this thread is the BEST thread in a long time. I'm just sitting back reading and literarily every post out does the previous. You guys are some funny fuckers. I feel empty for kicking empty in the balls but hey, it's better then balls in your mouth! )

)
this thread kicks nads

Speaking of nads..

I'm glad you brought them up because it reminded Me of something.

I have a co-worker, and before I start, I would like to point out that we are just acquaintances in the least way possible to avoid a slander in my character in any way.

So, and just Just to be clear, this was not during work hours, so a workmans comp claim was completly avoided.

The situation is this. A man, his fishing boat, on a lake, and one cordless drill with a bit.

Somehow, between drinking and fishing, this guy decides that he needs to use the drill to fix something on his lap. And this is where the details get a little foggy.

But the ending of the story is this. The man left to go fishing with two nads and came back with one.

Apparently, he was trying to drill something and the drill went straight into his right testicle. But, lucky the drill had a reverse and he was able to back it out.

I'm sure he had many visits from curious and laughing nurses at the hospital.

But the good thing is that now he has multiple nicknames around the company.

Such as

The Unaballer

Uno

And there's also a saying named in his honor.

And I'll use it in a sentence

Hey, don't go ball (singular) to the wall !!

Instead of going balls to the wall

)
great fishing story

the unaballer )

did he use it as fish bait???

catfish will eat anything but they LOVE some NADS

hedonist

This, from one who is nadless.

(nadsless?)

OUCH.

WhatYouTaughtMe

No

yellowwho said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

Empty Glass said:

Is there a date yet for this party I'm not qualified to attend?

Why have a date when this thread is the BEST thread in a long time. I'm just sitting back reading and literarily every post out does the previous. You guys are some funny fuckers. I feel empty for kicking empty in the balls but hey, it's better then balls in your mouth! )

)
this thread kicks nads

Speaking of nads..

I'm glad you brought them up because it reminded Me of something.

I have a co-worker, and before I start, I would like to point out that we are just acquaintances in the least way possible to avoid a slander in my character in any way.

So, and just Just to be clear, this was not during work hours, so a workmans comp claim was completly avoided.

The situation is this. A man, his fishing boat, on a lake, and one cordless drill with a bit.

Somehow, between drinking and fishing, this guy decides that he needs to use the drill to fix something on his lap. And this is where the details get a little foggy.

But the ending of the story is this. The man left to go fishing with two nads and came back with one.

Apparently, he was trying to drill something and the drill went straight into his right testicle. But, lucky the drill had a reverse and he was able to back it out.

I'm sure he had many visits from curious and laughing nurses at the hospital.

But the good thing is that now he has multiple nicknames around the company.

Such as

The Unaballer

Uno

And there's also a saying named in his honor.

And I'll use it in a sentence

Hey, don't go ball (singular) to the wall !!

Instead of going balls to the wall

Damn, this thread just got real. Dudes drilling into their balls?
I got nothing...

badbrains

No

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

yellowwho said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

Empty Glass said:

Is there a date yet for this party I'm not qualified to attend?

Why have a date when this thread is the BEST thread in a long time. I'm just sitting back reading and literarily every post out does the previous. You guys are some funny fuckers. I feel empty for kicking empty in the balls but hey, it's better then balls in your mouth! )

)
this thread kicks nads

Speaking of nads..

I'm glad you brought them up because it reminded Me of something.

I have a co-worker, and before I start, I would like to point out that we are just acquaintances in the least way possible to avoid a slander in my character in any way.

So, and just Just to be clear, this was not during work hours, so a workmans comp claim was completly avoided.

The situation is this. A man, his fishing boat, on a lake, and one cordless drill with a bit.

Somehow, between drinking and fishing, this guy decides that he needs to use the drill to fix something on his lap. And this is where the details get a little foggy.

But the ending of the story is this. The man left to go fishing with two nads and came back with one.

Apparently, he was trying to drill something and the drill went straight into his right testicle. But, lucky the drill had a reverse and he was able to back it out.

I'm sure he had many visits from curious and laughing nurses at the hospital.

But the good thing is that now he has multiple nicknames around the company.

Such as

The Unaballer

Uno

And there's also a saying named in his honor.

And I'll use it in a sentence

Hey, don't go ball (singular) to the wall !!

Instead of going balls to the wall

Damn, this thread just got real. Dudes drilling into their balls?
I got nothing...

Somebody's got to invite that guy. No OFFI-cal thread needed for him. He also gets a +/-1 )

Empty Glass

Yes

I really don't even want to think of a drill bit going thru the sack.

yellowwho

hedonist said:

This, from one who is nadless.

(nadsless?)

OUCH.

Female = Nadsless( having zero nads)

Male who has one testicle= Nadless( missing one nad)

)

lolobugg

yellowwho said:

hedonist said:

This, from one who is nadless.

(nadsless?)

OUCH.

Female = Nadsless( having zero nads)

Male who has one testicle= Nadless( missing one nad)

)

Nadsicapped
Nadlessly challenged

Empty Glass

Yes

Ball the ball less

badbrains

No

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

hedonist said:

This, from one who is nadless.

(nadsless?)

OUCH.

Female = Nadsless( having zero nads)

Male who has one testicle= Nadless( missing one nad)

)

Nadsicapped
Nadlessly challenged

) nadless to say

lolobugg

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

hedonist said:

This, from one who is nadless.

(nadsless?)

OUCH.

Female = Nadsless( having zero nads)

Male who has one testicle= Nadless( missing one nad)

)

Nadsicapped
Nadlessly challenged

) nadless to say

)
oh shit
this is getting too fun....
when does this thread get locked?

badbrains

No

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

hedonist said:

This, from one who is nadless.

(nadsless?)

OUCH.

Female = Nadsless( having zero nads)

Male who has one testicle= Nadless( missing one nad)

)

Nadsicapped
Nadlessly challenged

) nadless to say

)
oh shit
this is getting too fun....
when does this thread get locked?

With your luck, now )

Empty Glass

Yes

Halts Nads!!

lolobugg

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

hedonist said:

This, from one who is nadless.

(nadsless?)

OUCH.

Female = Nadsless( having zero nads)

Male who has one testicle= Nadless( missing one nad)

)

Nadsicapped
Nadlessly challenged

) nadless to say

)
oh shit
this is getting too fun....
when does this thread get locked?

With your luck, now )

Hopefully Mr. Black N. Decker isn't/wasn't a member of 10c

yellowwho

badbrains said:

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

yellowwho said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

Empty Glass said:

Is there a date yet for this party I'm not qualified to attend?

Why have a date when this thread is the BEST thread in a long time. I'm just sitting back reading and literarily every post out does the previous. You guys are some funny fuckers. I feel empty for kicking empty in the balls but hey, it's better then balls in your mouth! )

)
this thread kicks nads

Speaking of nads..

I'm glad you brought them up because it reminded Me of something.

I have a co-worker, and before I start, I would like to point out that we are just acquaintances in the least way possible to avoid a slander in my character in any way.

So, and just Just to be clear, this was not during work hours, so a workmans comp claim was completly avoided.

The situation is this. A man, his fishing boat, on a lake, and one cordless drill with a bit.

Somehow, between drinking and fishing, this guy decides that he needs to use the drill to fix something on his lap. And this is where the details get a little foggy.

But the ending of the story is this. The man left to go fishing with two nads and came back with one.

Apparently, he was trying to drill something and the drill went straight into his right testicle. But, lucky the drill had a reverse and he was able to back it out.

I'm sure he had many visits from curious and laughing nurses at the hospital.

But the good thing is that now he has multiple nicknames around the company.

Such as

The Unaballer

Uno

And there's also a saying named in his honor.

And I'll use it in a sentence

Hey, don't go ball (singular) to the wall !!

Instead of going balls to the wall

Damn, this thread just got real. Dudes drilling into their balls?
I got nothing...

Somebody's got to invite that guy. No OFFI-cal thread needed for him. He also gets a +/-1 )

Somebody bring a drill )

yellowwho

yellowwho said:

badbrains said:

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

yellowwho said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

Empty Glass said:

Is there a date yet for this party I'm not qualified to attend?

Why have a date when this thread is the BEST thread in a long time. I'm just sitting back reading and literarily every post out does the previous. You guys are some funny fuckers. I feel empty for kicking empty in the balls but hey, it's better then balls in your mouth! )

)
this thread kicks nads

Speaking of nads..

I'm glad you brought them up because it reminded Me of something.

I have a co-worker, and before I start, I would like to point out that we are just acquaintances in the least way possible to avoid a slander in my character in any way.

So, and just Just to be clear, this was not during work hours, so a workmans comp claim was completly avoided.

The situation is this. A man, his fishing boat, on a lake, and one cordless drill with a bit.

Somehow, between drinking and fishing, this guy decides that he needs to use the drill to fix something on his lap. And this is where the details get a little foggy.

But the ending of the story is this. The man left to go fishing with two nads and came back with one.

Apparently, he was trying to drill something and the drill went straight into his right testicle. But, lucky the drill had a reverse and he was able to back it out.

I'm sure he had many visits from curious and laughing nurses at the hospital.

But the good thing is that now he has multiple nicknames around the company.

Such as

The Unaballer

Uno

And there's also a saying named in his honor.

And I'll use it in a sentence

Hey, don't go ball (singular) to the wall !!

Instead of going balls to the wall

Damn, this thread just got real. Dudes drilling into their balls?
I got nothing...

Somebody's got to invite that guy. No OFFI-cal thread needed for him. He also gets a +/-1 )

Somebody bring a drill )

Just set it on the table right before
He shows up

yellowwho

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

hedonist said:

This, from one who is nadless.

(nadsless?)

OUCH.

Female = Nadsless( having zero nads)

Male who has one testicle= Nadless( missing one nad)

)

Nadsicapped
Nadlessly challenged

) nadless to say

)
oh shit
this is getting too fun....
when does this thread get locked?

This thread is to big to fail

WhatYouTaughtMe

No

yellowwho said:

badbrains said:

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

yellowwho said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

Empty Glass said:

Is there a date yet for this party I'm not qualified to attend?

Why have a date when this thread is the BEST thread in a long time. I'm just sitting back reading and literarily every post out does the previous. You guys are some funny fuckers. I feel empty for kicking empty in the balls but hey, it's better then balls in your mouth! )

)
this thread kicks nads

Speaking of nads..

I'm glad you brought them up because it reminded Me of something.

I have a co-worker, and before I start, I would like to point out that we are just acquaintances in the least way possible to avoid a slander in my character in any way.

So, and just Just to be clear, this was not during work hours, so a workmans comp claim was completly avoided.

The situation is this. A man, his fishing boat, on a lake, and one cordless drill with a bit.

Somehow, between drinking and fishing, this guy decides that he needs to use the drill to fix something on his lap. And this is where the details get a little foggy.

But the ending of the story is this. The man left to go fishing with two nads and came back with one.

Apparently, he was trying to drill something and the drill went straight into his right testicle. But, lucky the drill had a reverse and he was able to back it out.

I'm sure he had many visits from curious and laughing nurses at the hospital.

But the good thing is that now he has multiple nicknames around the company.

Such as

The Unaballer

Uno

And there's also a saying named in his honor.

And I'll use it in a sentence

Hey, don't go ball (singular) to the wall !!

Instead of going balls to the wall

Damn, this thread just got real. Dudes drilling into their balls?
I got nothing...

Somebody's got to invite that guy. No OFFI-cal thread needed for him. He also gets a +/-1 )

Somebody bring a drill )

Oh man, I bet that dude has a panic attack everytime he hears a drill. I wonder if he has ghost pains. OUCH

yellowwho

Empty Glass said:

Ball the ball less

)