OFFI-cal request poll for Empty Glass to be reinstated on the list for bad brains party!

northerndragon

Yes

yellowwho said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

yellowwho said:

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

SD48277 said:

yellowwho said:

SD48277 said:

yellowwho said:

So, while this thread is popped back up, I thought I'd like to share a update on the Unaballer...

Word on the street is that he bought himself a motorcycle.

Said bike was having mechanical problems. A loud whistling noise was being produced at highway speeds.

Took the cycle in, nothing wrong with it.

Turns out it was related to the fishing injury and not the bike at all.

He apparently likes to wear gym shorts while riding and the wind was getting in through the hole in the right testicle in return creating a whistle as it passed through.

the source of this update was iffy at best, so believe at your own risk

) This just gets better and better.

And, he's so nice for letting us make fun of him like this

Has he seen this thread?

No, but I figured he wouldn't mind

oh shit, 4 posts away and I will let you in the hipster club.

I would laugh... but that wouldn't be very hipster of me

That's good. So true. Why do all "hipsters" look like they got a sour puss look on their faces all the time? Is it cuz they "don't" get laid much? I dnt get it.

prob because the skin tight pants are squeezing their nads.

I'm going to start tight rolling my pants !

Remember that ?

Only if they're acid wash!

lolobugg

northerndragon said:

yellowwho said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

yellowwho said:

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

SD48277 said:

yellowwho said:

SD48277 said:

yellowwho said:

So, while this thread is popped back up, I thought I'd like to share a update on the Unaballer...

Word on the street is that he bought himself a motorcycle.

Said bike was having mechanical problems. A loud whistling noise was being produced at highway speeds.

Took the cycle in, nothing wrong with it.

Turns out it was related to the fishing injury and not the bike at all.

He apparently likes to wear gym shorts while riding and the wind was getting in through the hole in the right testicle in return creating a whistle as it passed through.

the source of this update was iffy at best, so believe at your own risk

) This just gets better and better.

And, he's so nice for letting us make fun of him like this

Has he seen this thread?

No, but I figured he wouldn't mind

oh shit, 4 posts away and I will let you in the hipster club.

I would laugh... but that wouldn't be very hipster of me

That's good. So true. Why do all "hipsters" look like they got a sour puss look on their faces all the time? Is it cuz they "don't" get laid much? I dnt get it.

prob because the skin tight pants are squeezing their nads.

I'm going to start tight rolling my pants !

Remember that ?

Only if they're acid wash!

no doubt!!!!

yellowwho

northerndragon said:

yellowwho said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

yellowwho said:

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

SD48277 said:

yellowwho said:

SD48277 said:

yellowwho said:

So, while this thread is popped back up, I thought I'd like to share a update on the Unaballer...

Word on the street is that he bought himself a motorcycle.

Said bike was having mechanical problems. A loud whistling noise was being produced at highway speeds.

Took the cycle in, nothing wrong with it.

Turns out it was related to the fishing injury and not the bike at all.

He apparently likes to wear gym shorts while riding and the wind was getting in through the hole in the right testicle in return creating a whistle as it passed through.

the source of this update was iffy at best, so believe at your own risk

) This just gets better and better.

And, he's so nice for letting us make fun of him like this

Has he seen this thread?

No, but I figured he wouldn't mind

oh shit, 4 posts away and I will let you in the hipster club.

I would laugh... but that wouldn't be very hipster of me

That's good. So true. Why do all "hipsters" look like they got a sour puss look on their faces all the time? Is it cuz they "don't" get laid much? I dnt get it.

prob because the skin tight pants are squeezing their nads.

I'm going to start tight rolling my pants !

Remember that ?

Only if they're acid wash!

For sure.

lolobugg

yellow...........
NEXT POST.....
right now you are 666 upside down....
where is the confetti????

Empty Glass

Yes

lolobugg said:

yellow...........
NEXT POST.....
right now you are 666 upside down....
where is the confetti????

Where is yellow?

hedonist

Empty Glass said:

lolobugg said:

yellow...........
NEXT POST.....
right now you are 666 upside down....
where is the confetti????

Where is yellow?

Planning for this momentous occasion

Empty Glass

Yes

hedonist said:

Empty Glass said:

lolobugg said:

yellow...........
NEXT POST.....
right now you are 666 upside down....
where is the confetti????

Where is yellow?

Planning for this momentous occasion

Watch some bug hit the forum and wipe everyone back to zero )

lolobugg

hedonist said:

Empty Glass said:

lolobugg said:

yellow...........
NEXT POST.....
right now you are 666 upside down....
where is the confetti????

Where is yellow?

Planning for this momentous occasion

I think the pressure goat to him

northerndragon

Yes

lolobugg said:

hedonist said:

Empty Glass said:

lolobugg said:

yellow...........
NEXT POST.....
right now you are 666 upside down....
where is the confetti????

Where is yellow?

Planning for this momentous occasion

I think the pressure goat to him

If there's pressure and a goat involved he'll be a bit....

lolobugg

northerndragon said:

lolobugg said:

hedonist said:

Empty Glass said:

lolobugg said:

yellow...........
NEXT POST.....
right now you are 666 upside down....
where is the confetti????

Where is yellow?

Planning for this momentous occasion

I think the pressure goat to him

If there's pressure and a goat involved he'll be a bit....

)

whispering hands

Yes

On my god!! You guys make me laugh so hard!! That Unaballer shit is just toooooo funny!!

WhatYouTaughtMe

No

yellowwho said:

So, while this thread is popped back up, I thought I'd like to share a update on the Unaballer...

Word on the street is that he bought himself a motorcycle.

Said bike was having mechanical problems. A loud whistling noise was being produced at highway speeds.

Took the cycle in, nothing wrong with it.

Turns out it was related to the fishing injury and not the bike at all.

He apparently likes to wear gym shorts while riding and the wind was getting in through the hole in the right testicle in return creating a whistle as it passed through.

the source of this update was iffy at best, so believe at your own risk

I don't care if it's true or not, It's hilarious.

whispering hands

Yes

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

yellowwho said:

So, while this thread is popped back up, I thought I'd like to share a update on the Unaballer...

Word on the street is that he bought himself a motorcycle.

Said bike was having mechanical problems. A loud whistling noise was being produced at highway speeds.

Took the cycle in, nothing wrong with it.

Turns out it was related to the fishing injury and not the bike at all.

He apparently likes to wear gym shorts while riding and the wind was getting in through the hole in the right testicle in return creating a whistle as it passed through.

the source of this update was iffy at best, so believe at your own risk

I don't care if it's true or not, It's hilarious.

This^^^^ I laughed so hard I.. Well we'll just leave it at.. I laughed to hard.. Something like this..

yellowwho

<:-P

hedonist

whispering hands

Yes

yellowwho said:

<:-P </p>

badbrains

No

yellowwho said:

<:-P </p>

I think we need a recount. Something's fishy here.

Empty Glass

Yes

whispering hands said:

yellowwho said:

<:-P </p>

)

yellowwho

hedonist said:

CONGRATULATIONS !!!

You won !!


You were the first person to post after this landmark

And you worded it perfectly, this IS a Momentous occasion !!!

Please pm me and I will send you your limited edition autograph from yours truly !!!

Hate to make anyone else jealous, but it's limited to one, but I couldn't have done it without all your support

WhatYouTaughtMe

No

yellowwho said:

<:-P </p>

Congrats on your 1000th post. We regret to inform you at this time, the new standard has been set at 1250. We appreciate all of your hard work and are optimistic you will reach this new goal in no time.

Sincerely,
"True fans"

hedonist

I...I'm touched.

*wipes tear*

As my nephew was told on his Bar Mitzvah, "today, you are a man".

:!!

yellowwho

whispering hands said:

yellowwho said:

<:-P </p>

I will not calm the tits !!!!!

I will however, hold on to them as I celebrate this very special occasion

)

WhatYouTaughtMe

No

In other words
http://youtu.be/n4ucO4xe28c

yellowwho

badbrains said:

yellowwho said:

<:-P </p>

I think we need a recount. Something's fishy here.

I OBJECT !!!!

By the power vested in my newly achieved power....

I command you to shut up your face !!!


Fucker

)

hedonist

yellowwho said:

whispering hands said:

yellowwho said:

<:-P </p>

I will not calm the tits !!!!!

I will however, hold on to them as I celebrate this very special occasion

)

Wait wait - I thought you're a dude.

I mean, if you are a dude and they're substantial enough to be held, that's fine.

Perfectly fine.

Empty Glass

Yes

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

yellowwho said:

<:-P </p>

Congrats on your 1000th post. We regret to inform you at this time, the new standard has been set at 1250. We appreciate all of your hard work and are optimistic you will reach this new goal in no time.

Sincerely,
"True fans"

1,250 )

hedonist said:

yellowwho said:

whispering hands said:

yellowwho said:

<:-P </p>

I will not calm the tits !!!!!

I will however, hold on to them as I celebrate this very special occasion

)

Wait wait - I thought you're a dude.

I mean, if you are a dude and they're substantial enough to be held, that's fine.

Perfectly fine.

Man Boobs

yellowwho

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

yellowwho said:

<:-P </p>

Congrats on your 1000th post. We regret to inform you at this time, the new standard has been set at 1250. We appreciate all of your hard work and are optimistic you will reach this new goal in no time.

Sincerely,
"True fans"

Man, not this again !!! It's never good enough.

WTF !!!

)

yellowwho

hedonist said:

I...I'm touched.

*wipes tear*

As my nephew was told on his Bar Mitzvah, "today, you are a man".

:!!

Thank you :((

That's very emotional, it means a lot

WhatYouTaughtMe

No

Empty Glass said:

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

yellowwho said:

<:-P </p>

Congrats on your 1000th post. We regret to inform you at this time, the new standard has been set at 1250. We appreciate all of your hard work and are optimistic you will reach this new goal in no time.

Sincerely,
"True fans"

1,250 )

hedonist said:

yellowwho said:

whispering hands said:

yellowwho said:

<:-P </p>

I will not calm the tits !!!!!

I will however, hold on to them as I celebrate this very special occasion

)

Wait wait - I thought you're a dude.

I mean, if you are a dude and they're substantial enough to be held, that's fine.

Perfectly fine.

Man Boobs

Moobs!

yellowwho

hedonist said:

yellowwho said:

whispering hands said:

yellowwho said:

<:-P </p>

I will not calm the tits !!!!!

I will however, hold on to them as I celebrate this very special occasion

)

Wait wait - I thought you're a dude.

I mean, if you are a dude and they're substantial enough to be held, that's fine.

Perfectly fine.

)

I am a man

I am holding on to my very chiseled pectoral muscles (aka boobies)