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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,905
    Wobbie said:
    not the worst, but I definitely said MOTHERF**KER!! when the tree branch I was sawing came down and smacked my face.



    Definitely "MOTHERF**KER!!" worthy.  Glad at least that it get you in the eye!
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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    Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 36,927
    Wobbie said:
    not the worst, but I definitely said MOTHERF**KER!! when the tree branch I was sawing came down and smacked my face.


    Weren't you using your rock adz there, Wobby?
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    BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,569
    Got my finger wedged between some metal at work. If I didn’t move my hand as fast a I did I think I could have lost a digit or two

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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,614
    Yikes! ^^^^

    my eye looks OK this morning but my vision seems a bit effed up.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,905
    Had the surface of 1/2 inch of my lower lip frozen with liquid nitrogen about an hour ago.  Pre-cancer shit.  That was fun.  :frowning:
    Nope, sorry, not gonna take a photo.  :lol:    
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,905
    This morning, I was cooking up a batch of pancakes and flipped one that kind of smacked down in the pan a bit too much and shot a drop of hot oil at my face.  That sizzling little devil hit me right on the edge of my lower right eyelid.  Man oh man, that hurt like an s.o.beeeyeowwwww!  Hours later and it still smarts a bit but hey, counting my lucky star-- at least it didn't get my eyeball proper!
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,614
    brianlux said:
    This morning, I was cooking up a batch of pancakes and flipped one that kind of smacked down in the pan a bit too much and shot a drop of hot oil at my face.  That sizzling little devil hit me right on the edge of my lower right eyelid.  Man oh man, that hurt like an s.o.beeeyeowwwww!  Hours later and it still smarts a bit but hey, counting my lucky star-- at least it didn't get my eyeball proper!
    your first mistake was using oil to cook pancakes. WTF, Brian???? :nuh_uh:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,905
    Wobbie said:
    brianlux said:
    This morning, I was cooking up a batch of pancakes and flipped one that kind of smacked down in the pan a bit too much and shot a drop of hot oil at my face.  That sizzling little devil hit me right on the edge of my lower right eyelid.  Man oh man, that hurt like an s.o.beeeyeowwwww!  Hours later and it still smarts a bit but hey, counting my lucky star-- at least it didn't get my eyeball proper!
    your first mistake was using oil to cook pancakes. WTF, Brian???? :nuh_uh:

    I used to use a Teflon pan until I learned about "forever chemicals".  I usually just use a thin film of oil to keep the pancakes from sticking, but this time I got lazy and allowed too much in the pan (I use cast iron).  And they are healthy pancakes!  Here's my recipe:

    One part Annie's Organic Pancake mix
    One part King Arthur Gluten-Free Pancake mix
    One part Bob's Red Mill Cornbread mix
    1/2 part Quick Oats
    1/4 part Bob's Red Mil Organic Golden Flaxseed Meal

    One egg per person being served
    Enough Rice milk to make the batter to desired thickness
    (No added oils)

    I do it all be sight.  Been doing this so long I can do it in my sleep.  In fact, I was probably asleep when I put too much oil in the pan and it nailed me!
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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    northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,836
    When you're driving home from PJ tour at 2am and this is your view down the highway.

    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,614
    When you're driving home from PJ tour at 2am and this is your view down the highway.

    that would definitely call for a MOTHERF**KER! :angry:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
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    northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,836
    Wobbie said:
    When you're driving home from PJ tour at 2am and this is your view down the highway.

    that would definitely call for a MOTHERF**KER! :angry:
    Highway closed - three hour detour after over an hour stopped. MOTHERF**KER!
    Side note: All persons involved got out safely and are ok.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,614
    Wobbie said:
    When you're driving home from PJ tour at 2am and this is your view down the highway.

    that would definitely call for a MOTHERF**KER! :angry:
    Highway closed - three hour detour after over an hour stopped. MOTHERF**KER!
    Side note: All persons involved got out safely and are ok.
    how was the show? :lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Vancouver 11
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    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
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    GlowGirlGlowGirl New York, NY Posts: 10,166
    I was up all night with food poisoning and all the nasty symptoms that go along with it. I am starting to feel a bit better but still haven’t been able to have any solid food yet today. Just trying to stay hydrating. 
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    eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,190
    When you're driving home from PJ tour at 2am and this is your view down the highway.


    Is that a truck on fire or a house?
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    lastexitlondonlastexitlondon Posts: 12,485
    GlowGirl said:
    I was up all night with food poisoning and all the nasty symptoms that go along with it. I am starting to feel a bit better but still haven’t been able to have any solid food yet today. Just trying to stay hydrating. 
    Oh man that's one of my fears. I hope it's turned the corner. Absolutely awful feeling. Thinking of you my friend 
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    GlowGirlGlowGirl New York, NY Posts: 10,166
    GlowGirl said:
    I was up all night with food poisoning and all the nasty symptoms that go along with it. I am starting to feel a bit better but still haven’t been able to have any solid food yet today. Just trying to stay hydrating. 
    Oh man that's one of my fears. I hope it's turned the corner. Absolutely awful feeling. Thinking of you my friend 
    Thanks. It was brutal. But I feel much better now - just a little weak from not eating. I finally had a piece of toast last night. My appetite is returning but I am not sure what I want to eat - maybe a grilled cheese sandwich. 
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    eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,190
    Banged the side of my foot at work on a big heavy box at work. Now it’s all swollen 😕

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    eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,190
    Banged the side of my foot at work on a big heavy box at work. Now it’s all swollen 😕

    Not sure why that pic is kinda blurry 

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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,736
    YIKES! Looked better blurry, hahaha.
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,614
    workers comp, dave.

    unless you don’t want to get drug tested.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,836
    When you're driving home from PJ tour at 2am and this is your view down the highway.


    Is that a truck on fire or a house?
    It's a semi truck.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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    northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,836
    Wobbie said:
    Wobbie said:
    When you're driving home from PJ tour at 2am and this is your view down the highway.

    that would definitely call for a MOTHERF**KER! :angry:
    Highway closed - three hour detour after over an hour stopped. MOTHERF**KER!
    Side note: All persons involved got out safely and are ok.
    how was the show? :lol:
    The show was fucking great. Got a tambourine and a happy birthday from Eddie. 
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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    eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,190
    Wobbie said:
    Wobbie said:
    When you're driving home from PJ tour at 2am and this is your view down the highway.

    that would definitely call for a MOTHERF**KER! :angry:
    Highway closed - three hour detour after over an hour stopped. MOTHERF**KER!
    Side note: All persons involved got out safely and are ok.
    how was the show? :lol:
    The show was fucking great. Got a tambourine and a happy birthday from Eddie. 

    awesome!
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    northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,836
    What you say when you're ordered out of the water due to a gator. Props to the gator capture team.

    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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