MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!

Wobbie · July 4

jesus, speedy! what are we looking at and what happened????

BTW, great addition to this thread!

lastexitlondon · July 4

Shark attack

eeriepadave · July 4

Damn Speedy! Least you have your kitties to help you recover. Yeah but like what the hell happened?

SPEEDY MCCREADY · July 4

I slipped at the pool, went down on the concrete, and here I am.

SPEEDY MCCREADY · July 4

The stuff that looks like dirt/shit is silver nitrate.

Wobbie · July 4

lastexitlondon said:

Shark attack

the one picture of the pre-stitches gash almost looks like that!

SPEEDY MCCREADY · July 6

eeriepadave · August 1

Image: https://us.v-cdn.net/5021252/uploads/editor/r2/nqtbaqarjbsj.jpeg

Not too serious or anything. Long story short, one of my cats scratched me. Was on reclining chair kinda relaxing and not paying attention. One of my cats jumps on me and startles me. She dug her claws and me and jetted . I think that was the first or maybe second time she scratched me actually. 😼

F Me In The Brain · August 1

I got a hangnail

Wobbie · August 1

not worthy, dave

eeriepadave · August 1

Wobbie said:

not worthy, dave

I know, didn't even draw any blood. Although when it happened I did say something in the line of "Motherfucker!"

Malroth · August 2

eeriepadave said:

Wobbie said:

not worthy, dave

I know, didn't even draw any blood. Although when it happened I did say something in the line of "Motherfucker!"

I had a cat who was laying on my chest while reclining in my chair jump up grab my neck on each side with its claws and bite my nose. was bleeding in 3 places. sorry...had to get that off my chest.

Halifax2TheMax · August 2

Malroth said:

eeriepadave said:

Wobbie said:

not worthy, dave

I know, didn't even draw any blood. Although when it happened I did say something in the line of "Motherfucker!"

I had a cat who was laying on my chest while reclining in my chair jump up grab my neck on each side with its claws and bite my nose. was bleeding in 3 places. sorry...had to get that off my chest.

The cat?

Malroth · August 2

me! had his claws in my neck, while gnawing on my nose

eeriepadave · August 2

Halifax2TheMax said:

Malroth said:

eeriepadave said:

Wobbie said:

not worthy, dave

I know, didn't even draw any blood. Although when it happened I did say something in the line of "Motherfucker!"

I had a cat who was laying on my chest while reclining in my chair jump up grab my neck on each side with its claws and bite my nose. was bleeding in 3 places. sorry...had to get that off my chest.

The cat?

was thinking the same.

SPEEDY MCCREADY · August 27

I've waited over a year.
But here it is!
DO I WIN??

Wobbie · August 31

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

I've waited over a year.
But here it is!
DO I WIN??

strong possibility, but an “in surgery” picture would have sealed the deal.

Wobbie · September 3

the second superintendent’s kid got nailed with a golf ball at the golf course. I guess the asshole who hit her was mostly concerned with where his ball ended up. I dislike the majority of golfers.

lastexitlondon · September 3

Jesus did it knock a tooth out

lastexitlondon · September 3

Talking of this thread I had a gastroscopy without sedation. That was a mistake. Horrific.

Wobbie · September 3

lastexitlondon said:

Talking of this thread I had a gastroscopy without sedation. That was a mistake. Horrific.

What does that entail? I once thought dental work without novocaine would be OK. Nope.

lastexitlondon · September 4

The camera down the throat into the stomach. I had 3 now last one I was sure I didn't have sedation...I did .
This was an awful experience so if there is another. Sedation all the way

Wobbie · September 4

lastexitlondon said:

The camera down the throat into the stomach. I had 3 now last one I was sure I didn't have sedation...I did .
This was an awful experience so if there is another. Sedation all the way

I’ve had NG tubes twice, maybe three times. They’re no fun.

brianlux · September 20

Here we go again. Last August, I got up out of a chair at a bit of an angle and my knee felt like it dislocated. Mighty painful!

And then, a little over a year later, earlier this evening, I got up from my desk chair to go into the kitchen, took one step, and SNAP! Same knee as a year ago, only this time I did not twist my knee or do anything unusual. I just stood up and it snapped really loudly. My wife was in another room and said, "I heard that! Are you alright?" For a minute or so, all I could do was groan. Hurt line an s.o.b.! And what seemed odd to me is that I couldn't bend my right knee. The slightest bend gave me shots of intense pain. I managed to get in the easy chair in the living room with my leg straight out, propped up with an ottoman, and draped the knee with a good sized ice pack.

I told my wife, "I don't have time for this [cursing, cursing], I've got things to do. No way am I going to start falling apart at 73. [More cursing]."

She said, "It's part of aging, you have no choice."

She's not fond of me cussing, so I sucked it up and said , "We'll see. Let's watch a Rockford Files."

Good choice! James Garner had shot to hell knees and he still managed to make the move "Space Cowboys" at the age of 72. Good motivation, thank you Mr. Garner.

Two and a half hours later, I've gotten some mobility back.

Hack or pack? I'm hacking.

Poncier · September 20

Might want to het that looked at.
Sounds like a ligament or tendon.

brianlux · September 20

Poncier said:

Might want to het that looked at.
Sounds like a ligament or tendon.

Last night I was pretty certain I'd be calling my GP this morning, but it's loosened up and I just aching some so I'll give it the weekend and see how it goes. Between my wife and I, we've wracked up way to many medical bills this last year or so. Thank goodness a lot is covered by medicare, but there have also been a lot of dental and vision bills, so we've been kind of hammered this year. That and the fact that I'm totally sick of going to medical appointments. Good grief, I feel like I've spent half my life in a doctor's office this year!

Wobbie · December 21

only marginally worthy, but this is what happens when you slip at the landfill with a 1990’s tube TV in your hands…

SPEEDY MCCREADY · December 21

Wobbie said:

only marginally worthy, but this is what happens when you slip at the landfill with a 1990’s tube TV in your hands…

Not worthy...

Wobbie · December 21

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

Wobbie said:

only marginally worthy, but this is what happens when you slip at the landfill with a 1990’s tube TV in your hands…

Not worthy...

I know. At least I bumped the thread.

maybe you could fall off a ladder, putting up lights?

SPEEDY MCCREADY · December 21

Wobbie said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

Wobbie said:

only marginally worthy, but this is what happens when you slip at the landfill with a 1990’s tube TV in your hands…

Not worthy...

I know. At least I bumped the thread.

maybe you could fall off a ladder, putting up lights?

If im gonna do it, let's do it right.
Let's have the car jack slip, my car come crushing down on my chest, as I am being a man and changing my own oil.

MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!

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