MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!

brianlux

Esoteric question of the day:

Which indicates a worse hurt, "AHHHHHH!" or "MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!"?

"MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!" sounds worse but "AHHHHHH!" could be so bad that one cannot find words. Be careful, this type of ontological pondering will keep you awake all night if you let it. And the you will find yourself saying, "HMMMMMMM?!?!?!?!"

northerndragon

MOTHERF*CKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is what you scream when you knock over our freshly poured very large drink, all over yourself and what you are making for dinner not to mention a good portion of the kitchen. I mean I rode 45 mins through the rain to get home, now my very warm cozy robe is soaked in vodka, I just wasted a lot of vodka and my dinner now will have a watermelon juice and vodka over tone. Just really what the motherf*ck!

PJfanwillneverleave1

pfft would be a better curse word to emit
It is more civil.

deadendp

northerndragon said:

MOTHERF*CKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is what you scream when you knock over our freshly poured very large drink, all over yourself and what you are making for dinner not to mention a good portion of the kitchen. I mean I rode 45 mins through the rain to get home, now my very warm cozy robe is soaked in vodka, I just wasted a lot of vodka and my dinner now will have a watermelon juice and vodka over tone. Just really what the motherf*ck!

The good news is that you made it home safely in all of that rain. The sad news? Now you have to wring your drink out of your robe. Since you describe it as warm and cozy, I do not believe that it is the robe of which we generally speak.

northerndragon

deadendp said:

northerndragon said:

MOTHERF*CKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is what you scream when you knock over our freshly poured very large drink, all over yourself and what you are making for dinner not to mention a good portion of the kitchen. I mean I rode 45 mins through the rain to get home, now my very warm cozy robe is soaked in vodka, I just wasted a lot of vodka and my dinner now will have a watermelon juice and vodka over tone. Just really what the motherf*ck!

The good news is that you made it home safely in all of that rain. The sad news? Now you have to wring your drink out of your robe. Since you describe it as warm and cozy, I do not believe that it is the robe of which we generally speak.

Definitely not the robe we generally speak of. I always make it home even in the rain, even that one day the winds were gusting to 60Km/h and the temperature plummeted to close to freezing and the rain was torrential.....I believe I may have uttered this word a few times that day as well. Worst bike ride ever.

Wobbie

60Km/h = F5 tornado.

glad you made it home, boo.

PJ_ROCKS

accident free for some time now

2-feign-reluctance

A word I used when I stepped on Barbie Queen Elsa's crown in the dark at 3am on the way to the kitchen for some OJ.

oftenreading

2-feign-reluctance said:

A word I used when I stepped on Barbie Queen Elsa's crown in the dark at 3am on the way to the kitchen for some OJ.

Like running the Lego gauntlet.

dankind

oftenreading said:

2-feign-reluctance said:

A word I used when I stepped on Barbie Queen Elsa's crown in the dark at 3am on the way to the kitchen for some OJ.

Like running the Lego gauntlet.

Why can't these assholes clean up after themselves?

PJ_ROCKS

2-feign-reluctance

dankind said:

oftenreading said:

2-feign-reluctance said:

A word I used when I stepped on Barbie Queen Elsa's crown in the dark at 3am on the way to the kitchen for some OJ.

Like running the Lego gauntlet.

Why can't these assholes clean up after themselves?

Because it takes a spoon of Nutella to motivate my child and I like it more than she does.

Wobbie

rubbing your eye while chopping a jalapeño is a total MOTHERF**KER!!! moment.

MOTHERF**KER!!!!!

Amongst the Ani

Wobbie said:

rubbing your eye while chopping a jalapeño is a total MOTHERF**KER!!! moment.

MOTHERF**KER!!!!!

WWWD? Mace himself.

brianlux

Sometimes it's the little dings that are the most irritating. I got a paper cut today on the front top of my right (dominant) hand, middle finger, the part with the most nerves and also, a main finger used in gripping (and other things of course but, no! not here!). So anytime I grab something, move something, type something, etc, it's irritating as all get out. Not a major "MOTHERF**CKER" but a damn nuisance!

hauntingfamiliar

I missed a step leaving my office today. Just missed the entire step. I was in the middle of a conversation and just missed it. I rolled my ankle and fell hard on my *ss. I was in complete shock when I hit the ground. Couldn't understand how the h*ll I was on the ground. That was a mother f*cker!!!! moment.

brianlux

hauntingfamiliar said:

I missed a step leaving my office today. Just missed the entire step. I was in the middle of a conversation and just missed it. I rolled my ankle and fell hard on my *ss. I was in complete shock when I hit the ground. Couldn't understand how the h*ll I was on the ground. That was a mother f*cker!!!! moment.

Bummer! Hope you're doing OK!

I hate doing that. Missing a step has tweaked my lower back badly a few times. And right after it happens you're thinking, "Crimony! Can I please have those last two seconds to do over!"

hauntingfamiliar

^Aww thanks! Yeah, my ankle was swollen to the size of a golfball yesterday (looking a lot better today) and my *ss hurts...... I mean how, just how did that happen? Lol. Yes. Definitely requesting a do over.

Btw... you are right about the little things. Sometimes hang nails just make me want to shout MotherF*cker!!

Wobbie

hauntingfamiliar said:

^Aww thanks! Yeah, my ankle was swollen to the size of a golfball yesterday (looking a lot better today) and my *ss hurts...... I mean how, just how did that happen? Lol. Yes. Definitely requesting a do over.

Btw... you are right about the little things. Sometimes hang nails just make me want to shout MotherF*cker!!

another BTW......you don't have to use asterisks. let it out!

hauntingfamiliar

^ Duly noted *********