Chadwick, why in God's green earth do my eyes water like hell when I pull out one little nose hair?
why would you remove hair from your body? fuck that, dude! your head is a manly head, yes? grow a fucking head of hair & before long it is a bush with zero trimming needed. simple shit for us guys. you can cut your finger & toe nails with a knife, sword, axe, teeth or use a fancy little finger/toe nail trimming tool i guess, shit
im 41 yrs old & for the first time in my life i just got a nail trimmer a couple yrs ago. i used my teeth to get a rip started & ripped the bastards off & out came the blood... or i used a varity of knives, some small some rather large.
i'll be at the grocery store or at the pool & a young lady will come up to me & say, "geewhiz mr. those are some pretty badass ear & nose hairs, may i touch them & your incredibly barbaric beard?"
Chadwick, why in God's green earth do my eyes water like hell when I pull out one little nose hair?
It's true Jonny. The triangle of DEATH. If you get an infection in the area that is the triangle formed by your two ears and the dot in the middle of your forehead, if you have such a dot, then that infection goes straight to your BRAIN, JONNY.
so if you get a little infection from an innocent pulled hair follicle, it goes to your BRAIN and you DIE.
put the toilet tree up your nose, Jonny. you'll be glad you did.
Chadwick, why in God's green earth do my eyes water like hell when I pull out one little nose hair?
Further to this... two items:
1. Why do the hairs that grow on the medial portion of my inner nose promote infinitely greater tears than the ones on the lateral portion?
2. Why am I so motivated to pull nose hairs while I drive?
it hurts pretty good gettin smacked upside the nose. bloody mess had a dude break my nose one night while i was on top of him (me, too drunk to stand, walk or fight upright, therefore to the ground we go) throttling the life out of his dumb ass neck & balls. you could feel this throat closing around my hand & his whatnots? ouch! yeah he attacked my pal & then me. he tackled me off the back of a motorcycle for no reason at all. that was nice, he wants to fight. i am grateful he smacked me, i got up & we went out seperate ways. he was approaching being throttled to death. bam... smashed nose, blood everywhere. the next night we wrecked (on the motorcycle drinking whiskey going thru alleys in town) slid on my back across gravel. next morning my ouzing back was stuck to my sheets. great weekend, probably not.
your rearviewmirror gives you pretty good views of up your nose. nice up there?
Chadwick, why in God's green earth do my eyes water like hell when I pull out one little nose hair?
It's true Jonny. The triangle of DEATH. If you get an infection in the area that is the triangle formed by your two ears and the dot in the middle of your forehead, if you have such a dot, then that infection goes straight to your BRAIN, JONNY.
so if you get a little infection from an innocent pulled hair follicle, it goes to your BRAIN and you DIE.
put the toilet tree up your nose, Jonny. you'll be glad you did.
Well I was amused and learned something at the same time. I also stubbornly pull out the overlong nose hairs and it hurts a fuck of a lot more than it should. Just a stupid little hair! I googled the triangle of death and it lead to a number of areas....but medically it referenced that Dr Oz (who my mother in law worships) and a website where they describe some of those risks. Too funny. Guess I will let the fuckers grow until I can cut them with the fancy little scissors my wife has in her drawer in the bathroom.
what used to grind my gears are those single massive extra darker than average eyebrows. fuck em, i couldn't give two shits anymore
I can recall a few moments where I though there was a speck of dirt on my chin. As I tried to wipe them off, I realized these were not specks of dirt. Instead, they were mutant whiskers as thick as pencil erasers (slight exaggeration).
Only a couple of times and never again. Why no more mutant whiskers, Chad?
what used to grind my gears are those single massive extra darker than average eyebrows. fuck em, i couldn't give two shits anymore
The ones that grow like redwoods in 4 days? I pull them out just to bask in how gloriously wide they are. You could sew your armor back together with those things.
haha chadwick, I agree, a woolly beast is best. I feel a little less masculine for asking about how such a tiny thing causes such a strange reaction, but it certainly is weird. Its just that sometimes you get that fucking wacky freakishly long nose hair that tickles and needs to go. But I wont put that majic robot dildo in my schnoz, thats for sure.
Rollings, I hope my brain doesnt implode from nose hairs. That would be a terribly embarrassing way to go.
what used to grind my gears are those single massive extra darker than average eyebrows. fuck em, i couldn't give two shits anymore
I can recall a few moments where I though there was a speck of dirt on my chin. As I tried to wipe them off, I realized these were not specks of dirt. Instead, they were mutant whiskers as thick as pencil erasers (slight exaggeration).
Only a couple of times and never again. Why no more mutant whiskers, Chad?
oh they're there i think... maybe... not quite sure i quit checking & my curly hairy head covers a lot of my face good to go
yes you can indeed sew armor back together with a smaller than average collection of bulky ass eyebrows or bulky ass whiskers. they are quite gloriously wide that is true
john p. do not feel less masculine. if i remember correctly you invented sea kayaking, bands in florida & the bikini for the ladies of the swamps to prance around in.
what used to grind my gears are those single massive extra darker than average eyebrows. fuck em, i couldn't give two shits anymore
I can recall a few moments where I though there was a speck of dirt on my chin. As I tried to wipe them off, I realized these were not specks of dirt. Instead, they were mutant whiskers as thick as pencil erasers (slight exaggeration).
Only a couple of times and never again. Why no more mutant whiskers, Chad?
oh they're there i think... maybe... not quite sure i quit checking & my curly hairy head covers a lot of my face good to go
you have some pretty massive whiskers. impressive
Yah. If I've got anything to be proud about aside from my kids... it would be my massive whiskers.
i wish i had something more interesting to say, but i ran across his pic on pinterest. :P
PINTEREST?????
I had assumed you were a dude. Was I wrong?
If I had known then what I know now...
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glass of water or glass of vodka? which do you prefer to have at your bedside at night time?
glass of water or glass of vodka? which do you prefer to have at your bedside at night time?
many, many moons ago we were having vodka, some cheap ass bullshit similar to rubbing alcohol. the old man used milk in his mixed drink glass. vodka & milk. i had a taste or two. fucking gross. i would do shots & drink on a glass of water. this is the way you do things when stuck out in the boonies & drunk driving isn't a good plan
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Wind this thing up.
He'll be here all week, folks.
im 41 yrs old & for the first time in my life i just got a nail trimmer a couple yrs ago. i used my teeth to get a rip started & ripped the bastards off & out came the blood... or i used a varity of knives, some small some rather large.
i'll be at the grocery store or at the pool & a young lady will come up to me & say, "geewhiz mr. those are some pretty badass ear & nose hairs, may i touch them & your incredibly barbaric beard?"
yeah sure, lady, whatever
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
so if you get a little infection from an innocent pulled hair follicle, it goes to your BRAIN and you DIE.
put the toilet tree up your nose, Jonny. you'll be glad you did.
had a dude break my nose one night while i was on top of him (me, too drunk to stand, walk or fight upright, therefore to the ground we go) throttling the life out of his dumb ass neck & balls. you could feel this throat closing around my hand & his whatnots? ouch! yeah he attacked my pal & then me. he tackled me off the back of a motorcycle for no reason at all. that was nice, he wants to fight. i am grateful he smacked me, i got up & we went out seperate ways. he was approaching being throttled to death. bam... smashed nose, blood everywhere. the next night we wrecked (on the motorcycle drinking whiskey going thru alleys in town) slid on my back across gravel. next morning my ouzing back was stuck to my sheets. great weekend, probably not.
your rearviewmirror gives you pretty good views of up your nose. nice up there?
http://mikkeller.dk/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/viking.jpg
these fuckers here aren't too worried about nose & ear hairs
http://w160842-freya.php5.dittdomene.no/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/That-which....jpg
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
grooming like a wildman? this triangle of death or the triangle of death in iraq?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle_of_Death_(Iraq)
i'll be damned. looks like italy has a deadly triangle too
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle_of_death_(Italy)
higher death rates the normal of cancer thought to be caused by pollution, illegal waste disposal
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I googled the triangle of death and it lead to a number of areas....but medically it referenced that Dr Oz (who my mother in law worships) and a website where they describe some of those risks. Too funny. Guess I will let the fuckers grow until I can cut them with the fancy little scissors my wife has in her drawer in the bathroom.
doctoroz.com/videos/facing-triangle-death
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Only a couple of times and never again. Why no more mutant whiskers, Chad?
dick vitale & march madness
fuck the hell off
dick is... yeah
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Wind this thing up.
Rollings, I hope my brain doesnt implode from nose hairs. That would be a terribly embarrassing way to go.
i quit checking & my curly hairy head covers a lot of my face
good to go
you have some pretty massive whiskers. impressive
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
john p.
do not feel less masculine. if i remember correctly you invented sea kayaking, bands in florida & the bikini for the ladies of the swamps to prance around in.
look up 'skunk ape'. ever heard of such a thing?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
you're only 41? lol ur still a baby
ladies get chin whiskers too.
how do you know about peter freuchen?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I had assumed you were a dude. Was I wrong?
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VIC 07
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Gulp gulp.
This thread is becoming the best thread!
hhmmpft
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
vodka milk
nightstand
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
a little tune pearl jam might wanna try covering, yes/no?
push me, pull me
not for you
http://www.registan.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/6736631.jpg
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce