Haha that's awesome and it only took a year for someone to listen to me. Jeez imagine how much fun could of been had if someone had taken initiative sooner. I also do not have a lot of patience for inane bitching, at least not in others.
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Haha that's awesome and it only took a year for someone to listen to me. Jeez imagine how much fun could of been had if someone had taken initiative sooner. I also do not have a lot of patience for inane bitching, at least not in others.
Almost six hours...c'mon this thread can't be dead. I can't quote but I can still read it. Toronto Ted, is it true Canadians prefer a particular position when intimate? Allowing them to both watch the hockey game?
Yes we do.....but first to get right the mood we all suit up in hockey equipment, sing O'canada while tapping a fresh keg for the grilled elk meat; for the snack after doing the deed.....and the leafs just beat whomever 5-1....
It's a vintage goal keepers head set......made of recycled toques, beer cans and stiched together with braided elk hide hardened with fir sap. It was a prop from the greatest film of all time....Slap Shot!
Ok. So I finally caught up to this point. Geesh. I'm wondering which one of you degenerate elitists tried to hop the GA line right in front of me in Tulsa after I had waited dutifully in line all damn day? (I had a blast waiting all day though!). Yes, that's right, right before we entered the security some elitist fuk stepped right in front of the one he thought would be least likely to protest (me). I was about to protest and boot him to the back when my 6'4" brother who was standing right behind me reached around and tapped him on the shoulder. You'll remember he said, " hey buddy, I know damn well you haven't been waiting here all day and I don't really care where you cut in line as long as it's not in front of my sister." So anybody want to fess up?
Well, well, well, it certainly wasn't me. I haven't played Tulsa since 1981 and Oklahoma, where the wind goes whistling down the plain, since 1983. But I'm itching to get back there for a gig or two. Good luck on getting some degenerate, elitist fucker to fess up. They're a surly bunch.
maybe I'm just an elitist, but I probably wouldn't dress like this for a court appearance.
just sayin'....
Is it the tick-tock clock, the ball cap turned partly sideways and/or the crescent and star that is not court appropriate? Maybe BB should weigh in? I might pass this picture onto my set/stage designer and wear it on tour. I'm sure it'll play well in the Best Westerns and Holiday Inns throughout America.
Thanks for the shout-out. B-)
Sorry to nit-pick, but it's Cap'n Crunch. :ar!
probably when he copied and pasted the originals, they said Captain....I know damn well halifax isn't typing all that....I'm on to him now....he adds a few words, here and there, and all of the sudden he's a musical fukking genius.
Fuck Tulsa, u know it wasn't me Jen. I have a weird feeling it might be that asshole Scott (last-12). That's something he'd do. Just saying
for some reason, it's always comedy gold when you call last exit an "asshole"
this whole fukken post, I needed better smileys. just one reason why this place is dead.
Ahem, Mr. imalive, I resemble that remark but did you ever consider, even once, for even a second, that maybe, just maybe THEY change a few words here and there and they're the musical fucking geniuses? Huh? Ever? You know there's been a long sordid history, like this thread, of musical geniuses getting ripped off, right? You know this to be true so why the mud slinging? Its almost enough for me to just call it a day and sit in a sandbox in my shitty bathrobe. You, dear degenerate, don't deserve my talents!
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VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
maybe I'm just an elitist, but I probably wouldn't dress like this for a court appearance.
just sayin'....
Is it the tick-tock clock, the ball cap turned partly sideways and/or the crescent and star that is not court appropriate? Maybe BB should weigh in? I might pass this picture onto my set/stage designer and wear it on tour. I'm sure it'll play well in the Best Westerns and Holiday Inns throughout America.
Peas.
yesterday, I watched a show called "snoop and son"....snoop dogg has his son enrolled in a catholic school in vegas....a rich kids school that has won five consecutive state football titles.
flavor flav also lives in vegas and it's quite a sight to see snoop and flav at the football games, with all the buttoned down white folk. my favorite line from the show was snoop telling his son, "weed is bad for you but good for me."
If I had known then what I know now...
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VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
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Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Thanks for the shout-out. B-)
Sorry to nit-pick, but it's Cap'n Crunch. :ar!
probably when he copied and pasted the originals, they said Captain....I know damn well halifax isn't typing all that....I'm on to him now....he adds a few words, here and there, and all of the sudden he's a musical fukking genius.
Fuck Tulsa, u know it wasn't me Jen. I have a weird feeling it might be that asshole Scott (last-12). That's something he'd do. Just saying
for some reason, it's always comedy gold when you call last exit an "asshole"
this whole fukken post, I needed better smileys. just one reason why this place is dead.
Ahem, Mr. imalive, I resemble that remark but did you ever consider, even once, for even a second, that maybe, just maybe THEY change a few words here and there and they're the musical fucking geniuses? Huh? Ever? You know there's been a long sordid history, like this thread, of musical geniuses getting ripped off, right? You know this to be true so why the mud slinging? Its almost enough for me to just call it a day and sit in a sandbox in my shitty bathrobe. You, dear degenerate, don't deserve my talents!
Piece.
OR...... you could attempt to pen your magnum opus, with a minimum of plagiarism, and convince us all that you're more than just some milli vanilli one-off.
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
I meant to ask...how'd it make you feel to see your track suit in the 10C holiday bargain bin?
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
I can see this thread being the last one standing when the 10C finally runs everyone off.
Like cockroaches after the nuclear holocaust?
Don't forget Keith Richards, and the twinkies..
And Cher...(on her 20th Farewell Tour)
So, a little story. I pull into Kermit's on Route 6 just past Black Hawk in my 1978 Bluebird school bus with a woodstove in it but no WiFi, offload and start setting up for my gig that night. I get set up and do sound check, and then I go grab some grub from the kitchen and head upstairs to the guest room to take a nap before my gig. Well, I'm just drifting off to sleep when I hear the following emanating from the stage at the back of the bar:
[BB:]The Elitists say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we get inside
[Scott:]Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and degenerate I got you F*cker
[Both:] I got you F*cker I got you F*cker
[BB:] The Elitists say our love won't pay the rent
Before it's earned, our money's all been spent on merch
[Scott:] I guess that's so, we don't have a list
But at least I'm sure of all the swag we got
[Scott:] F*cker
[Both:] I got you F*cker I got you F*cker
[Scott:] I got wine in the VIP tent I got you to the back of the line
[BB:] And when I'm last in line, you're an elitist clown
And if I get cut, you're always around to gloat
[BB:] So let them say the line's too long
'Cause I don't care, with you, asshole, I can't go in the VIP tent
[Scott:] Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no line or rail we can't climb
[Scott:] F*cker
[Both:] I got you F*cker I got you F*cker
[Scott:] I got you to hold my place in line
[BB:] I got you to understand our elitism
[Scott:] I got you to walk with me to the back of the line
[BB:]I got you to talk down on me
[Scott:] I got you to hate tonight
[BB:] I got you to hold me back in line
[Scott:] I got you, I won't let you in
[BB:] I got you to hate me so
[BOTH:] I got you F*cker
I got you F*cker
I got you F*cker
I got you F*cker
I got you F*cker
Well, I'll be damned! I was so struck by their melodious voices that I just lay there and listened and started thinking of how I could get them in my band. After it ended I jumped up, ran downstairs and as I entered the bar, the door to the parking lot was closing. I ran out to the parking lot but they were pulling away in a VW Microbus. So, if any of you all know who those two fellas might be, pass it along that I think they would make some great back up singers and maybe I'd let 'em take front and center for a set if they have more in their repertoire. And of course I'd give 'em credit for any original work they bring to the stage. Okay, gotta go but I'll be performing later tonight so stop on by Kermit's on Route 6 just past Black Hawk. We'll dim the lights for ya all!
So I went back to review the security camera footage with sound and I had to update the lyrics. These two really love each other, huh?
^^^^ are you sure it was BB and Scott? cuz, if it was, I would have thought there woulda been at least one verse where BB called Scott an "asshole."
what time you going on tonight? gonna do any originals or your usual weird al yankovic type of rip-off show?
If I had known then what I know now...
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VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Comments
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Hahahaha! Hey guess who's back??
Yes we do.....but first to get right the mood we all suit up in hockey equipment, sing O'canada while tapping a fresh keg for the grilled elk meat; for the snack after doing the deed.....and the leafs just beat whomever 5-1....
It's a vintage goal keepers head set......made of recycled toques, beer cans and stiched together with braided elk hide hardened with fir sap. It was a prop from the greatest film of all time....Slap Shot!
In joyous part.
As a new pledge to the degenerate palooza crew....I am a very grateful peon
Damn...great use of degenerate fuck
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
And, yet, you keep coming back.
degenerates, elitists and now a 3rd group...the fuckers. This is getting hard to keep track of
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
He's addicted to BB's abuse.
:-h
BB is a fucktard.
Well, well, well, it certainly wasn't me. I haven't played Tulsa since 1981 and Oklahoma, where the wind goes whistling down the plain, since 1983. But I'm itching to get back there for a gig or two. Good luck on getting some degenerate, elitist fucker to fess up. They're a surly bunch.
Peace.
Libtardaplorable©. And proud of it.
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Is it the tick-tock clock, the ball cap turned partly sideways and/or the crescent and star that is not court appropriate? Maybe BB should weigh in? I might pass this picture onto my set/stage designer and wear it on tour. I'm sure it'll play well in the Best Westerns and Holiday Inns throughout America.
Peas.
Libtardaplorable©. And proud of it.
Brilliantati©
Go Packers!
\:D/
Ahem, Mr. imalive, I resemble that remark but did you ever consider, even once, for even a second, that maybe, just maybe THEY change a few words here and there and they're the musical fucking geniuses? Huh? Ever? You know there's been a long sordid history, like this thread, of musical geniuses getting ripped off, right? You know this to be true so why the mud slinging? Its almost enough for me to just call it a day and sit in a sandbox in my shitty bathrobe. You, dear degenerate, don't deserve my talents!
Piece.
Libtardaplorable©. And proud of it.
Brilliantati©
@-)
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
yesterday, I watched a show called "snoop and son"....snoop dogg has his son enrolled in a catholic school in vegas....a rich kids school that has won five consecutive state football titles.
flavor flav also lives in vegas and it's quite a sight to see snoop and flav at the football games, with all the buttoned down white folk. my favorite line from the show was snoop telling his son, "weed is bad for you but good for me."
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
OR...... you could attempt to pen your magnum opus, with a minimum of plagiarism, and convince us all that you're more than just some milli vanilli one-off.
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
I meant to ask...how'd it make you feel to see your track suit in the 10C holiday bargain bin?
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
So, a little story. I pull into Kermit's on Route 6 just past Black Hawk in my 1978 Bluebird school bus with a woodstove in it but no WiFi, offload and start setting up for my gig that night. I get set up and do sound check, and then I go grab some grub from the kitchen and head upstairs to the guest room to take a nap before my gig. Well, I'm just drifting off to sleep when I hear the following emanating from the stage at the back of the bar:
[BB:]The Elitists say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we get inside
[Scott:]Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and degenerate I got you F*cker
[Both:] I got you F*cker I got you F*cker
[BB:] The Elitists say our love won't pay the rent
Before it's earned, our money's all been spent on merch
[Scott:] I guess that's so, we don't have a list
But at least I'm sure of all the swag we got
[Scott:] F*cker
[Both:] I got you F*cker I got you F*cker
[Scott:] I got wine in the VIP tent I got you to the back of the line
[BB:] And when I'm last in line, you're an elitist clown
And if I get cut, you're always around to gloat
[BB:] So let them say the line's too long
'Cause I don't care, with you, asshole, I can't go in the VIP tent
[Scott:] Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no line or rail we can't climb
[Scott:] F*cker
[Both:] I got you F*cker I got you F*cker
[Scott:] I got you to hold my place in line
[BB:] I got you to understand our elitism
[Scott:] I got you to walk with me to the back of the line
[BB:]I got you to talk down on me
[Scott:] I got you to hate tonight
[BB:] I got you to hold me back in line
[Scott:] I got you, I won't let you in
[BB:] I got you to hate me so
[BOTH:] I got you F*cker
I got you F*cker
I got you F*cker
I got you F*cker
I got you F*cker
Well, I'll be damned! I was so struck by their melodious voices that I just lay there and listened and started thinking of how I could get them in my band. After it ended I jumped up, ran downstairs and as I entered the bar, the door to the parking lot was closing. I ran out to the parking lot but they were pulling away in a VW Microbus. So, if any of you all know who those two fellas might be, pass it along that I think they would make some great back up singers and maybe I'd let 'em take front and center for a set if they have more in their repertoire. And of course I'd give 'em credit for any original work they bring to the stage. Okay, gotta go but I'll be performing later tonight so stop on by Kermit's on Route 6 just past Black Hawk. We'll dim the lights for ya all!
So I went back to review the security camera footage with sound and I had to update the lyrics. These two really love each other, huh?
Peace.
Libtardaplorable©. And proud of it.
Brilliantati©
what time you going on tonight? gonna do any originals or your usual weird al yankovic type of rip-off show?
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
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