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  • AS long as I get #1 because I am. Otherwise, screw!

    Peas.
    09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN; 05/04/2024 & 05/06/2024, Vancouver, BC; 05/10/2024, Portland, OR;

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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    lolobugg wrote: »
    You degenerate bastards....
    this has become a free form discussion.
    it took me ten minutes to read thru all this shit.
    good stuff. keep it coming u fuckers.

    This thread is like the chat room no one uses
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,144

    SD48277 wrote: »


    Halifax, are you trying to tell me that he is fickle and insincere? Tell me it isn't so.

    As for the song dedication, thank you very much. I can't speak for imalive, but it warmed my heart. I'll be leaving a BIG tip for Trixie and Phil on my way out.

    I am not fickle, not insincere and the song warmed my heart, too. that said, be careful with trixie's tip...word on the street is she's buying crystal meth and not feeding her kids.
    AS long as I get #1 because I am. Otherwise, screw!

    Peas.

    if a dude with 125,000+ posts says you're not, you're not.

    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,421
    The Greek is so elite, he doesn't even bother to post in this thread.
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    imalive wrote: »
    SD48277 wrote: »


    Halifax, are you trying to tell me that he is fickle and insincere? Tell me it isn't so.

    As for the song dedication, thank you very much. I can't speak for imalive, but it warmed my heart. I'll be leaving a BIG tip for Trixie and Phil on my way out.

    I am not fickle, not insincere and the song warmed my heart, too. that said, be careful with trixie's tip...word on the street is she's buying crystal meth and not feeding her kids.
    AS long as I get #1 because I am. Otherwise, screw!

    Peas.

    if a dude with 125,000+ posts says you're not, you're not.

    Oh, no, Trixie. [-X To be honest, she has been looking haggard these days.
    ELITIST FUK
  • imalive wrote: »
    Thank you, thank you, thank you very much! Wow, that’s nice, thank you. Now before I play the next song, I just want to say, its been great being here at the Best Western on Ra-oot 116! Yea! Give it up for Ra-oot 116! Yea! And, and, and before I forget, please remember to tip your bartender, Phil over there, and your waitresses, Trixie working hard for the dollar, Mary Beth staying cooooool, Oh yea, under pressure and Mabel, delivering 16 long necks at a time! Give it up, give it up people!

    Okay, now before I play my next song, I’d like to dedicate this next one to imalive and SD48277, whatever kind of crazy ass name that is! But, but, but seriously, there seems to be a little something brewing between those two if you know what I’m saying? Ha, ha, ha that’s right folks, maybe a little name change is in the air, if you catch my meaning, see my drift? Anyway, Trixie, could you please dim the lights?

    EEEEEeeeeeeelitists, nothing more than elitists
    Trying to forget those feelings of hate
    Teardrops rolling down on my face
    Trying to forget those feelings of hate
    EEEEEeeeeeeeeelitists, for all your life you’ll feel it
    I wish I've never met you, elitist degenerates
    You'll never come again
    EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeelitiests, eee-e-eeee elitists
    Eee-e-eee, feel you breathing down my neck in the GA line again
    Elitists, elitists like I've never lost you
    And elitists like I'll never have you again in my heart
    Elitists, for all your life you’ll feel them
    I wish I've never met you, elitists; you'll never staaaaaaaaaaaand in line again
    Elitists, elitists like I've never lost you
    And elitists like I'll never have you again in my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
    Elitists, woo-o-o feeling them,
    woo-o-o, eeeeeeeeeliiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttiiiiiiissssssssssssstttttttttss again in my arms
    Eeee-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssts!!!!!!!

    Thank you and good night!

    Peace. Out. Yo.


    dude.....quit that mind numbing job of yours (only exciting in the rare instance when something explodes), abandon your cubicle, find a partner (think Elton John/Bernie Taupin) and start writing songs,

    Okay, okay, okay! I’m coming back for an encore at imalive's request! Okay, wow! Thank you, thank you, thank you very much! You’re all too sweet! Really?! Wow! This place is rocking! And for such a melancholy song to end it too! Wow! Guess everyones a little sentimental out here on ‘ol Ra-oot 116, huh! Yea, okay, okay. Wow! Okay. Here we go. Ah, you can light your lighter and hold it up if you have one and don’t be shy about singing along, this ones for all of you after all! And a special shout out to lolobug and Talon Ted for making it out here tonight. Okay, here we go:

    I've been alive since my turtle died
    And I wrote the very first song
    I put the words and the melodies together
    I am music and I write the songs

    I write the songs that make all the degenerates sing
    I write the songs of lines and special things, like VIP tents and crumpets, yes I do
    I write the songs that make the young elitists cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs

    My home lies deep within you de-gene-rates
    And I've got my own place in your V-I-P tent
    Now when I look out through your eyes
    I'm de-gen-e-rate again, even though I'm very e-lit-ist

    I write the songs that make all the degenerates sing
    I write the songs of lines and special things, like wine, cheese and spa-a-a-a-a treat-ments, yes I do
    I write the songs that make the young elitists cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs, oh yes I dooooooooooooooooooooo

    Oh, my music makes you drink three day old, freez-ing beer
    And allows you degenerates to wear a man-kini when near
    And I wrote some rock 'n' roll so you can move your ass in the GA line
    Degenerate music fills your heart, well, that's a real fine place to start

    It's from degenerates, it's for e-lit-ists
    It's from degenerates, it's from e-lit-iiiiiiiissssssssstttttttts
    It's a degenerate, elitist sym-phony

    I write the songs that make all the degenerates sing
    I write the songs of lines and special things, like lists and mer-chan-dise
    I write the songs that make the young elitists cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs

    I write the songs that make all the degenerates sing
    I write the songs of lines and special things, like imalive and Empty and BBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    I write the songs that make the young elitists cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs

    I am degenerate and I write the songs

    Thank you and good night! Don't forget to tip your servers! Thank you! You're too kind. I'll be back next week! Promise. Okay, bye-bye now.

    peese
    09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN; 05/04/2024 & 05/06/2024, Vancouver, BC; 05/10/2024, Portland, OR;

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  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    imalive wrote: »
    Thank you, thank you, thank you very much! Wow, that’s nice, thank you. Now before I play the next song, I just want to say, its been great being here at the Best Western on Ra-oot 116! Yea! Give it up for Ra-oot 116! Yea! And, and, and before I forget, please remember to tip your bartender, Phil over there, and your waitresses, Trixie working hard for the dollar, Mary Beth staying cooooool, Oh yea, under pressure and Mabel, delivering 16 long necks at a time! Give it up, give it up people!

    Okay, now before I play my next song, I’d like to dedicate this next one to imalive and SD48277, whatever kind of crazy ass name that is! But, but, but seriously, there seems to be a little something brewing between those two if you know what I’m saying? Ha, ha, ha that’s right folks, maybe a little name change is in the air, if you catch my meaning, see my drift? Anyway, Trixie, could you please dim the lights?

    EEEEEeeeeeeelitists, nothing more than elitists
    Trying to forget those feelings of hate
    Teardrops rolling down on my face
    Trying to forget those feelings of hate
    EEEEEeeeeeeeeelitists, for all your life you’ll feel it
    I wish I've never met you, elitist degenerates
    You'll never come again
    EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeelitiests, eee-e-eeee elitists
    Eee-e-eee, feel you breathing down my neck in the GA line again
    Elitists, elitists like I've never lost you
    And elitists like I'll never have you again in my heart
    Elitists, for all your life you’ll feel them
    I wish I've never met you, elitists; you'll never staaaaaaaaaaaand in line again
    Elitists, elitists like I've never lost you
    And elitists like I'll never have you again in my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
    Elitists, woo-o-o feeling them,
    woo-o-o, eeeeeeeeeliiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttiiiiiiissssssssssssstttttttttss again in my arms
    Eeee-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssts!!!!!!!

    Thank you and good night!

    Peace. Out. Yo.


    dude.....quit that mind numbing job of yours (only exciting in the rare instance when something explodes), abandon your cubicle, find a partner (think Elton John/Bernie Taupin) and start writing songs,

    Okay, okay, okay! I’m coming back for an encore at imalive's request! Okay, wow! Thank you, thank you, thank you very much! You’re all too sweet! Really?! Wow! This place is rocking! And for such a melancholy song to end it too! Wow! Guess everyones a little sentimental out here on ‘ol Ra-oot 116, huh! Yea, okay, okay. Wow! Okay. Here we go. Ah, you can light your lighter and hold it up if you have one and don’t be shy about singing along, this ones for all of you after all! And a special shout out to lolobug and Talon Ted for making it out here tonight. Okay, here we go:

    I've been alive since my turtle died
    And I wrote the very first song
    I put the words and the melodies together
    I am music and I write the songs

    I write the songs that make all the degenerates sing
    I write the songs of lines and special things, like VIP tents and crumpets, yes I do
    I write the songs that make the young elitists cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs

    My home lies deep within you de-gene-rates
    And I've got my own place in your V-I-P tent
    Now when I look out through your eyes
    I'm de-gen-e-rate again, even though I'm very e-lit-ist

    I write the songs that make all the degenerates sing
    I write the songs of lines and special things, like wine, cheese and spa-a-a-a-a treat-ments, yes I do
    I write the songs that make the young elitists cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs, oh yes I dooooooooooooooooooooo

    Oh, my music makes you drink three day old, freez-ing beer
    And allows you degenerates to wear a man-kini when near
    And I wrote some rock 'n' roll so you can move your ass in the GA line
    Degenerate music fills your heart, well, that's a real fine place to start

    It's from degenerates, it's for e-lit-ists
    It's from degenerates, it's from e-lit-iiiiiiiissssssssstttttttts
    It's a degenerate, elitist sym-phony

    I write the songs that make all the degenerates sing
    I write the songs of lines and special things, like lists and mer-chan-dise
    I write the songs that make the young elitists cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs

    I write the songs that make all the degenerates sing
    I write the songs of lines and special things, like imalive and Empty and BBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    I write the songs that make the young elitists cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs

    I am degenerate and I write the songs

    Thank you and good night! Don't forget to tip your servers! Thank you! You're too kind. I'll be back next week! Promise. Okay, bye-bye now.

    peese

    =D> =D> =D>
    ELITIST FUK
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,421
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  • Hobbes wrote: »
    The Greek is so elite, he doesn't even bother to post in this thread.

    Exactly! The Greek aint got no pull! Scram!

    Pees
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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329

    =))
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,144
    ^^^^ i thought we weren't doing that? [-X

    remember when we had the WFT smiley?

    and face palm?

    and shifty?
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,144
    this has to deserve a place in here....lifted from the NFL thread....if you're not aware, many people think ray "stabby" lewis got away with murdering a couple of kids after a super bowl in years past...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_OlOke0Jhs

    wait, there's more!

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000458877/article/ray-lewis-we-wouldnt-know-brady-without-tuck-rule
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • lolobugglolobugg Posts: 8,192
    imalive wrote: »
    Thank you, thank you, thank you very much! Wow, that’s nice, thank you. Now before I play the next song, I just want to say, its been great being here at the Best Western on Ra-oot 116! Yea! Give it up for Ra-oot 116! Yea! And, and, and before I forget, please remember to tip your bartender, Phil over there, and your waitresses, Trixie working hard for the dollar, Mary Beth staying cooooool, Oh yea, under pressure and Mabel, delivering 16 long necks at a time! Give it up, give it up people!

    Okay, now before I play my next song, I’d like to dedicate this next one to imalive and SD48277, whatever kind of crazy ass name that is! But, but, but seriously, there seems to be a little something brewing between those two if you know what I’m saying? Ha, ha, ha that’s right folks, maybe a little name change is in the air, if you catch my meaning, see my drift? Anyway, Trixie, could you please dim the lights?

    EEEEEeeeeeeelitists, nothing more than elitists
    Trying to forget those feelings of hate
    Teardrops rolling down on my face
    Trying to forget those feelings of hate
    EEEEEeeeeeeeeelitists, for all your life you’ll feel it
    I wish I've never met you, elitist degenerates
    You'll never come again
    EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeelitiests, eee-e-eeee elitists
    Eee-e-eee, feel you breathing down my neck in the GA line again
    Elitists, elitists like I've never lost you
    And elitists like I'll never have you again in my heart
    Elitists, for all your life you’ll feel them
    I wish I've never met you, elitists; you'll never staaaaaaaaaaaand in line again
    Elitists, elitists like I've never lost you
    And elitists like I'll never have you again in my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
    Elitists, woo-o-o feeling them,
    woo-o-o, eeeeeeeeeliiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttiiiiiiissssssssssssstttttttttss again in my arms
    Eeee-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssts!!!!!!!

    Thank you and good night!

    Peace. Out. Yo.


    dude.....quit that mind numbing job of yours (only exciting in the rare instance when something explodes), abandon your cubicle, find a partner (think Elton John/Bernie Taupin) and start writing songs,

    Okay, okay, okay! I’m coming back for an encore at imalive's request! Okay, wow! Thank you, thank you, thank you very much! You’re all too sweet! Really?! Wow! This place is rocking! And for such a melancholy song to end it too! Wow! Guess everyones a little sentimental out here on ‘ol Ra-oot 116, huh! Yea, okay, okay. Wow! Okay. Here we go. Ah, you can light your lighter and hold it up if you have one and don’t be shy about singing along, this ones for all of you after all! And a special shout out to lolobug and Talon Ted for making it out here tonight. Okay, here we go:

    I've been alive since my turtle died
    And I wrote the very first song
    I put the words and the melodies together
    I am music and I write the songs

    I write the songs that make all the degenerates sing
    I write the songs of lines and special things, like VIP tents and crumpets, yes I do
    I write the songs that make the young elitists cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs

    My home lies deep within you de-gene-rates
    And I've got my own place in your V-I-P tent
    Now when I look out through your eyes
    I'm de-gen-e-rate again, even though I'm very e-lit-ist

    I write the songs that make all the degenerates sing
    I write the songs of lines and special things, like wine, cheese and spa-a-a-a-a treat-ments, yes I do
    I write the songs that make the young elitists cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs, oh yes I dooooooooooooooooooooo

    Oh, my music makes you drink three day old, freez-ing beer
    And allows you degenerates to wear a man-kini when near
    And I wrote some rock 'n' roll so you can move your ass in the GA line
    Degenerate music fills your heart, well, that's a real fine place to start

    It's from degenerates, it's for e-lit-ists
    It's from degenerates, it's from e-lit-iiiiiiiissssssssstttttttts
    It's a degenerate, elitist sym-phony

    I write the songs that make all the degenerates sing
    I write the songs of lines and special things, like lists and mer-chan-dise
    I write the songs that make the young elitists cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs

    I write the songs that make all the degenerates sing
    I write the songs of lines and special things, like imalive and Empty and BBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    I write the songs that make the young elitists cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs

    I am degenerate and I write the songs

    Thank you and good night! Don't forget to tip your servers! Thank you! You're too kind. I'll be back next week! Promise. Okay, bye-bye now.

    peese

    \m/

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    2014- Cincinnati, OH

    2015- New York, NY

    2016- Greenville, SC: Hampton, VA:: Columbia, SC: Raleigh, NC : Lexington, KY: Philly, PA 2: (Wrigley) Chicago, IL x 2 (holy shit): Temple of the Dog- Philly, PA

    2017- ED VED- Louisville, KY

    2018- Chicago, IL x2, Boston, MA x2

    2020- Nashville, TN 

    2022- Smashville 

    2023- Austin, TX x2

    2024- Baltimore

  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    I ain't gonna lie, this Halifax Canadian is pretty funny. =)) sorry imalive, but he deserves a =))
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,144
    imalive wrote: »
    Thank you, thank you, thank you very much! Wow, that’s nice, thank you. Now before I play the next song, I just want to say, its been great being here at the Best Western on Ra-oot 116! Yea! Give it up for Ra-oot 116! Yea! And, and, and before I forget, please remember to tip your bartender, Phil over there, and your waitresses, Trixie working hard for the dollar, Mary Beth staying cooooool, Oh yea, under pressure and Mabel, delivering 16 long necks at a time! Give it up, give it up people!

    Okay, now before I play my next song, I’d like to dedicate this next one to imalive and SD48277, whatever kind of crazy ass name that is! But, but, but seriously, there seems to be a little something brewing between those two if you know what I’m saying? Ha, ha, ha that’s right folks, maybe a little name change is in the air, if you catch my meaning, see my drift? Anyway, Trixie, could you please dim the lights?

    EEEEEeeeeeeelitists, nothing more than elitists
    Trying to forget those feelings of hate
    Teardrops rolling down on my face
    Trying to forget those feelings of hate
    EEEEEeeeeeeeeelitists, for all your life you’ll feel it
    I wish I've never met you, elitist degenerates
    You'll never come again
    EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeelitiests, eee-e-eeee elitists
    Eee-e-eee, feel you breathing down my neck in the GA line again
    Elitists, elitists like I've never lost you
    And elitists like I'll never have you again in my heart
    Elitists, for all your life you’ll feel them
    I wish I've never met you, elitists; you'll never staaaaaaaaaaaand in line again
    Elitists, elitists like I've never lost you
    And elitists like I'll never have you again in my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
    Elitists, woo-o-o feeling them,
    woo-o-o, eeeeeeeeeliiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttiiiiiiissssssssssssstttttttttss again in my arms
    Eeee-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssts!!!!!!!

    Thank you and good night!

    Peace. Out. Yo.


    dude.....quit that mind numbing job of yours (only exciting in the rare instance when something explodes), abandon your cubicle, find a partner (think Elton John/Bernie Taupin) and start writing songs,

    Okay, okay, okay! I’m coming back for an encore at imalive's request! Okay, wow! Thank you, thank you, thank you very much! You’re all too sweet! Really?! Wow! This place is rocking! And for such a melancholy song to end it too! Wow! Guess everyones a little sentimental out here on ‘ol Ra-oot 116, huh! Yea, okay, okay. Wow! Okay. Here we go. Ah, you can light your lighter and hold it up if you have one and don’t be shy about singing along, this ones for all of you after all! And a special shout out to lolobug and Talon Ted for making it out here tonight. Okay, here we go:

    I've been alive since my turtle died
    And I wrote the very first song
    I put the words and the melodies together
    I am music and I write the songs

    I write the songs that make all the degenerates sing
    I write the songs of lines and special things, like VIP tents and crumpets, yes I do
    I write the songs that make the young elitists cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs

    My home lies deep within you de-gene-rates
    And I've got my own place in your V-I-P tent
    Now when I look out through your eyes
    I'm de-gen-e-rate again, even though I'm very e-lit-ist

    I write the songs that make all the degenerates sing
    I write the songs of lines and special things, like wine, cheese and spa-a-a-a-a treat-ments, yes I do
    I write the songs that make the young elitists cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs, oh yes I dooooooooooooooooooooo

    Oh, my music makes you drink three day old, freez-ing beer
    And allows you degenerates to wear a man-kini when near
    And I wrote some rock 'n' roll so you can move your ass in the GA line
    Degenerate music fills your heart, well, that's a real fine place to start

    It's from degenerates, it's for e-lit-ists
    It's from degenerates, it's from e-lit-iiiiiiiissssssssstttttttts
    It's a degenerate, elitist sym-phony

    I write the songs that make all the degenerates sing
    I write the songs of lines and special things, like lists and mer-chan-dise
    I write the songs that make the young elitists cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs

    I write the songs that make all the degenerates sing
    I write the songs of lines and special things, like imalive and Empty and BBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    I write the songs that make the young elitists cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs

    I am degenerate and I write the songs

    Thank you and good night! Don't forget to tip your servers! Thank you! You're too kind. I'll be back next week! Promise. Okay, bye-bye now.

    peese

    for those of you who haven't met halifax (no, he's not canadian)....yes, there is a resemblance:

    barry-manilow-the-opening-night-afterparty-for-manilow_3474894.jpg

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,144
    maybe I'm just an elitist, but I probably wouldn't dress like this for a court appearance.

    just sayin'....

    d45583c17f704cb4baf0c62560e56e64-22a361bb93d54f63b45fbf219aa82ed4-0.jpg
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • You guys have succeed in making me laugh so hard I puked!! ( of course having the flu syed a major part in that!) keep it up..

    ----pulls the covers up over her head, rolls over into another coma.----
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,421
    imalive wrote: »
    maybe I'm just an elitist, but I probably wouldn't dress like this for a court appearance.

    just sayin'....

    d45583c17f704cb4baf0c62560e56e64-22a361bb93d54f63b45fbf219aa82ed4-0.jpg

    worked for this guy...
    tumblr_lmeciwzomt1qguve2o1_500.gif
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,421
    imalive wrote: »
    imalive wrote: »
    Thank you, thank you, thank you very much! Wow, that’s nice, thank you. Now before I play the next song, I just want to say, its been great being here at the Best Western on Ra-oot 116! Yea! Give it up for Ra-oot 116! Yea! And, and, and before I forget, please remember to tip your bartender, Phil over there, and your waitresses, Trixie working hard for the dollar, Mary Beth staying cooooool, Oh yea, under pressure and Mabel, delivering 16 long necks at a time! Give it up, give it up people!

    Okay, now before I play my next song, I’d like to dedicate this next one to imalive and SD48277, whatever kind of crazy ass name that is! But, but, but seriously, there seems to be a little something brewing between those two if you know what I’m saying? Ha, ha, ha that’s right folks, maybe a little name change is in the air, if you catch my meaning, see my drift? Anyway, Trixie, could you please dim the lights?

    EEEEEeeeeeeelitists, nothing more than elitists
    Trying to forget those feelings of hate
    Teardrops rolling down on my face
    Trying to forget those feelings of hate
    EEEEEeeeeeeeeelitists, for all your life you’ll feel it
    I wish I've never met you, elitist degenerates
    You'll never come again
    EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeelitiests, eee-e-eeee elitists
    Eee-e-eee, feel you breathing down my neck in the GA line again
    Elitists, elitists like I've never lost you
    And elitists like I'll never have you again in my heart
    Elitists, for all your life you’ll feel them
    I wish I've never met you, elitists; you'll never staaaaaaaaaaaand in line again
    Elitists, elitists like I've never lost you
    And elitists like I'll never have you again in my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
    Elitists, woo-o-o feeling them,
    woo-o-o, eeeeeeeeeliiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttiiiiiiissssssssssssstttttttttss again in my arms
    Eeee-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssts!!!!!!!

    Thank you and good night!

    Peace. Out. Yo.


    dude.....quit that mind numbing job of yours (only exciting in the rare instance when something explodes), abandon your cubicle, find a partner (think Elton John/Bernie Taupin) and start writing songs,

    Okay, okay, okay! I’m coming back for an encore at imalive's request! Okay, wow! Thank you, thank you, thank you very much! You’re all too sweet! Really?! Wow! This place is rocking! And for such a melancholy song to end it too! Wow! Guess everyones a little sentimental out here on ‘ol Ra-oot 116, huh! Yea, okay, okay. Wow! Okay. Here we go. Ah, you can light your lighter and hold it up if you have one and don’t be shy about singing along, this ones for all of you after all! And a special shout out to lolobug and Talon Ted for making it out here tonight. Okay, here we go:

    I've been alive since my turtle died
    And I wrote the very first song
    I put the words and the melodies together
    I am music and I write the songs

    I write the songs that make all the degenerates sing
    I write the songs of lines and special things, like VIP tents and crumpets, yes I do
    I write the songs that make the young elitists cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs

    My home lies deep within you de-gene-rates
    And I've got my own place in your V-I-P tent
    Now when I look out through your eyes
    I'm de-gen-e-rate again, even though I'm very e-lit-ist

    I write the songs that make all the degenerates sing
    I write the songs of lines and special things, like wine, cheese and spa-a-a-a-a treat-ments, yes I do
    I write the songs that make the young elitists cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs, oh yes I dooooooooooooooooooooo

    Oh, my music makes you drink three day old, freez-ing beer
    And allows you degenerates to wear a man-kini when near
    And I wrote some rock 'n' roll so you can move your ass in the GA line
    Degenerate music fills your heart, well, that's a real fine place to start

    It's from degenerates, it's for e-lit-ists
    It's from degenerates, it's from e-lit-iiiiiiiissssssssstttttttts
    It's a degenerate, elitist sym-phony

    I write the songs that make all the degenerates sing
    I write the songs of lines and special things, like lists and mer-chan-dise
    I write the songs that make the young elitists cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs

    I write the songs that make all the degenerates sing
    I write the songs of lines and special things, like imalive and Empty and BBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    I write the songs that make the young elitists cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs

    I am degenerate and I write the songs

    Thank you and good night! Don't forget to tip your servers! Thank you! You're too kind. I'll be back next week! Promise. Okay, bye-bye now.

    peese

    for those of you who haven't met halifax (no, he's not canadian)....yes, there is a resemblance:

    barry-manilow-the-opening-night-afterparty-for-manilow_3474894.jpg

    I had no idea Halifax resembled a Hobbit. Huh. Well he can write one hell of a tune. Maybe we'll get another after second breakfast.
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,421
    At least we know who Trixie is or is it....
    53125077.jpg
  • Hobbes wrote: »
    At least we know who Trixie is or is it....
    53125077.jpg

    Yup, gonna have to say that Trixie is definitely on meth. So sad.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,144

    Yup, gonna have to say that Trixie is definitely on meth. So sad.

    dead turtles, line cutters, meth addicts, cold and flu season....I'm feeling kinda bummed :-S
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • A couple of things to cheer you up.....elitist degenerates in the line in turtle form.....
    wSkwKyG.jpg
    3uBOJ.gif
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • Okay, okay, whew! Okay! Wow! Yes, I'm back for one more! Thank you. Thank you very much! Yea, so as I was on my way out, I overheard this conversation about Hobbits and second breakfasts and it reminded me of a time when I wrote this little diddy. You see, I like breakfast, very much so. But my favorite breakfast is the fifth of the day, right around two-ish. So anyway, oh thank you! That was nice! Did your mother teach you that? No? Well she should have. Okay. Where was I. Oh yea, breakfast. Oh, thanks for the joint, nice throw! BB must be here! BB? Oh, there you are, cool baby. Okay, yea right, breakfast, this ones got some bass:

    Hold the milk, put back the sugar
    The degenerate are powerless to console
    We've gathered here to sprinkle ashes
    from our late turtle's cereal bowl.

    Degenerate Breakfast Clubbers, say the motto
    that the elitists taught us to repeat:
    You will lose it in your gym class
    if you wait `til noon to eat.

    Back when the Elitist Degenerates said our eggs were soft
    every Monday they'd say grace and hold our juice aloft
    Oh, none of us knew his checkout time would come so soon
    But before his line stopped waving, he composed this little tune:

    WHEN THE TOAST IS BURNED
    AND ALL THE MILK HAS TURNED
    AND CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS WAVING FAREWELL
    WHEN THE DEGENERATE ONE FINDS YOU
    MAY THIS SONG REMIND YOU
    THAT THEY DON'T SERVE BREAKFAST IN HELL (read VIP tent)

    Degenerate Breakfast Clubbers, drop the hankies.
    Though to some our Elitist was odd,
    that day he bought those pink bikinis
    his check was good with BB.
    Those here without the Lord and Elites,
    how do you cope?

    For this morning we don't mourn
    like those who have no hope
    Oh, rise up, Fruit Loop & Elitist lovers -
    sing out sweet & low
    With spoons held high
    we bid our degenerates, Cheer-i-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

    WHEN THE TOAST IS BURNED
    AND ALL THE MILK HAS TURNED
    AND CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS WAVING FAREWELL
    WHEN THE DEGENERATE ONE FINDS YOU
    MAY THIS SONG REMIND YOU
    THAT THEY DON'T SERVE BREAKFAST IN HELL. that forsaken VIP land

    Thank you! Thank you! BB's in the house! Thank you! imalive's still in the hooooowse! Empty! lolobug! SD48277, they's in the house! Thank you, Good night. 'Till next time! Peace! Out!
    09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN; 05/04/2024 & 05/06/2024, Vancouver, BC; 05/10/2024, Portland, OR;

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  • lolobugglolobugg Posts: 8,192
    Bravo =D>

    livefootsteps.org/user/?usr=446

    1995- New Orleans, LA  : New Orleans, LA

    1996- Charleston, SC

    1998- Atlanta, GA: Birmingham, AL: Greenville, SC: Knoxville, TN

    2000- Atlanta, GA: New Orleans, LA: Memphis, TN: Nashville, TN

    2003- Raleigh, NC: Charlotte, NC: Atlanta, GA

    2004- Asheville, NC (hometown show)

    2006- Cincinnati, OH

    2008- Columbia, SC

    2009- Chicago, IL x 2 / Ed Vedder- Atlanta, GA x 2

    2010- Bristow, VA

    2011- Alpine Valley, WI (PJ20) x 2 / Ed Vedder- Chicago, IL

    2012- Atlanta, GA

    2013- Charlotte, NC

    2014- Cincinnati, OH

    2015- New York, NY

    2016- Greenville, SC: Hampton, VA:: Columbia, SC: Raleigh, NC : Lexington, KY: Philly, PA 2: (Wrigley) Chicago, IL x 2 (holy shit): Temple of the Dog- Philly, PA

    2017- ED VED- Louisville, KY

    2018- Chicago, IL x2, Boston, MA x2

    2020- Nashville, TN 

    2022- Smashville 

    2023- Austin, TX x2

    2024- Baltimore

  • Oh my god! It just gets better!! Hahaha!!
  • A couple of things to cheer you up.....elitist degenerates in the line in turtle form.....
    wSkwKyG.jpg
    3uBOJ.gif

    I think I saw my turtle's cousin Lou! holy shit! Hey Lou! Lou! They can hear me right? Hey Lou!
    09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN; 05/04/2024 & 05/06/2024, Vancouver, BC; 05/10/2024, Portland, OR;

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  • A couple of things to cheer you up.....elitist degenerates in the line in turtle form.....
    wSkwKyG.jpg
    3uBOJ.gif

    I think I saw my turtle's cousin Lou! holy shit! Hey Lou! Lou! They can hear me right? Hey Lou!

    That depends, if he's riding one of the water horses then probably.....if he's the one being shoved into the water then no, cause he's underwater.
    Not laying any blame here but it seems #2 in line may be the culprit in the turtlegate investigation....I mean we have video proof......
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    Okay, okay, whew! Okay! Wow! Yes, I'm back for one more! Thank you. Thank you very much! Yea, so as I was on my way out, I overheard this conversation about Hobbits and second breakfasts and it reminded me of a time when I wrote this little diddy. You see, I like breakfast, very much so. But my favorite breakfast is the fifth of the day, right around two-ish. So anyway, oh thank you! That was nice! Did your mother teach you that? No? Well she should have. Okay. Where was I. Oh yea, breakfast. Oh, thanks for the joint, nice throw! BB must be here! BB? Oh, there you are, cool baby. Okay, yea right, breakfast, this ones got some bass:

    Hold the milk, put back the sugar
    The degenerate are powerless to console
    We've gathered here to sprinkle ashes
    from our late turtle's cereal bowl.

    Degenerate Breakfast Clubbers, say the motto
    that the elitists taught us to repeat:
    You will lose it in your gym class
    if you wait `til noon to eat.

    Back when the Elitist Degenerates said our eggs were soft
    every Monday they'd say grace and hold our juice aloft
    Oh, none of us knew his checkout time would come so soon
    But before his line stopped waving, he composed this little tune:

    WHEN THE TOAST IS BURNED
    AND ALL THE MILK HAS TURNED
    AND CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS WAVING FAREWELL
    WHEN THE DEGENERATE ONE FINDS YOU
    MAY THIS SONG REMIND YOU
    THAT THEY DON'T SERVE BREAKFAST IN HELL (read VIP tent)

    Degenerate Breakfast Clubbers, drop the hankies.
    Though to some our Elitist was odd,
    that day he bought those pink bikinis
    his check was good with BB.
    Those here without the Lord and Elites,
    how do you cope?

    For this morning we don't mourn
    like those who have no hope
    Oh, rise up, Fruit Loop & Elitist lovers -
    sing out sweet & low
    With spoons held high
    we bid our degenerates, Cheer-i-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

    WHEN THE TOAST IS BURNED
    AND ALL THE MILK HAS TURNED
    AND CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS WAVING FAREWELL
    WHEN THE DEGENERATE ONE FINDS YOU
    MAY THIS SONG REMIND YOU
    THAT THEY DON'T SERVE BREAKFAST IN HELL. that forsaken VIP land

    Thank you! Thank you! BB's in the house! Thank you! imalive's still in the hooooowse! Empty! lolobug! SD48277, they's in the house! Thank you, Good night. 'Till next time! Peace! Out!

    Thanks for the shout-out. B-)
    Sorry to nit-pick, but it's Cap'n Crunch. :ar!
    ELITIST FUK
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