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Creative cursing, swearing - all for fun

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  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    Gillycw wrote: »
    whispering hands wrote: »
    Gillycw wrote: »
    Fucknuckle - it just rolls nicely off the tongue
    Douchebag is a perennial fave too

    I like fuckknuckle!!! But Fucknugget is my go to..
    Haha! Love it, I'm going to borrow that one
    ;)

    We can trade!! Cause fuckknuckle had me laughing! I'm gonna use that one!!
  • GillycwGillycw Posts: 524
    whispering hands wrote: »
    Gillycw wrote: »
    whispering hands wrote: »
    Gillycw wrote: »
    Fucknuckle - it just rolls nicely off the tongue
    Douchebag is a perennial fave too

    I like fuckknuckle!!! But Fucknugget is my go to..
    Haha! Love it, I'm going to borrow that one
    ;)

    We can trade!! Cause fuckknuckle had me laughing! I'm gonna use that one!!

    Deal!!
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    edited January 2015
    So you fucknugget and knuckle gonna play cards or what
    Post edited by rollings on
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    Ante in!!
  • evsgjammevsgjamm Posts: 2,106
    class acts in here. Good humor - bunch of seedless twats
    Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13

    2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
  • GillycwGillycw Posts: 524
    Ballbag!
  • TalonTeddTalonTedd Posts: 835
    Button up your balloon knot and take a dive Mr.
    I remember when, yeah. I swore I knew everything, oh yeah.
  • TalonTeddTalonTedd Posts: 835
    edited January 2015
    rollings wrote: »
    Your hair looks like the back of my grandmother's eating disorder
    This one's for for the old Battle axe....

    Hey, tons of retirement fun, Hungry for some tube steak smothered in underwear; there leftovers from your granddaughter.

    I wonder what the old bat would say to such a generous offer.......

    (little reminder, all for fun...)

    :-SS
    Post edited by TalonTedd on
    I remember when, yeah. I swore I knew everything, oh yeah.
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    Chupa me verge! Hee here hee!!
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    whispering hands wrote: »
    Chupa me verge! Hee here hee!!

    WAOOOOOO ! HAHHAHHHAHHAHHAHHHAHA

    Godfather.

  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    I wondered if anyone would get that!! ;-)
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    my father use to say to me when I got to lippy.."don't let your lions mouth over load your hummingbird ass"

    Godfather.
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Go on, ya's fucks ya's
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    rollings wrote: »
    Go on, ya's fucks ya's

    Irish American ?

    Godfather.

  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    edited January 2015
    In Missouri, ( and a lot of the Midwest apparently, as I heard a variation of this in Chicago) when they're mad at someone else, and they are trying to avoid rehashing it.. They say.." Got the fixins going for Some-ins soup."
    In Chicago I heard, " Got asshole stew brewing" so I always laughed at that!
  • TalonTeddTalonTedd Posts: 835
    Fungo
    I remember when, yeah. I swore I knew everything, oh yeah.
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Godfather. wrote: »
    rollings wrote: »
    Go on, ya's fucks ya's


    Irish American ?

    Godfather.

    African Irish American
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    rollings wrote: »
    Godfather. wrote: »
    rollings wrote: »
    Go on, ya's fucks ya's


    Irish American ?

    Godfather.

    African Irish American

    ?????? really ? guess I need to pay more attention to life around me.

    Godfather.

  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    oldie but goody, "who shit in your wheaty's"

    Godfather.
  • GillycwGillycw Posts: 524
    E.A.D.
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    Don't make me pop off on this pizzle fizzle fool mofugga!! Go shizzle!
    All American Ghetto!
  • hrd2imgnhrd2imgn Posts: 4,895
    Ingrown nutsack hair
    Like a wart on a hemmarhoid
    Bachne licker
    Expunged mucus plug
    Mr hanky' s corn bling bling
    Like a diarrhea smoothie

    When not complimenting my buddies, I have grown fond of shit balls as well
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    whispering hands said:

    Don't make me pop off on this pizzle fizzle fool mofugga!! Go shizzle!

    All American Ghetto!

    hahhahhahahhahahahha care to translate...hahhahhahhaha


    Godfather.

  • pledgeagrievancepledgeagrievance Posts: 2,858
    Here's two good pick up lines fellas:

    "Hey you got a nice turd cutter there sweetheart!"

    "Hey nice fartbox"
  • PapPap Posts: 28,876
    :lol:
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  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Posts: 16,431
    Douche canoe
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  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    edited February 2016
    salamander ass

    (corn porn on the elkhorn)
    Post edited by rollings on
  • evsgjammevsgjamm Posts: 2,106
    nice one rollings.... let's see what I can come up with here ya thin pickle hair...

    corn porn on the elkhorn seems like a great thing to say when out hunting with the gang sittin around the campfire drinkin pilsner... ok, still trying to think of something ya fogged out drain plug.....

    Will someone please throw me a bone? Ya bunch'a trapped-in fart knockers.

    I got nothin. I'm a lame tornado bitch.
    Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13

    2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    that's not bad for a pansy-lipped hula girl. it's just that I expected more...something that a hairy toed crack sloth might be able to provide.

    sincerely,

    crusty ballerina shoe munch
  • evsgjammevsgjamm Posts: 2,106
    Funny you try to slide your rotting balls across your dogs eyelids ya bald-headed chicken screwer. I mean, it's ok that you're a dripping skunks ass.

    Crapfully yours,

    Dr. Poop
    Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13

    2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
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