Creative cursing, swearing - all for fun

Humorous curses: Get creative, show us your favorite "weird" curses either you've created or heard your someone else say - GO! .... You flat-faced owl.
Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13
2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
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Were [Pearl] jammin
I wanna [Pearl] jam it wid you.
Were [Pearl] jammin, [Pearl] jammin
And I hope you like [Pearl] jammin too.
Sep 30, 2006 - OAKA Sports Hall - Athens, Greece
Jul 11, 2014 - Milton Keynes Bowl - Milton Keynes, UK
"i'm not here to start the fire. i am here to fan the flames..."
If you have never failed, you have never lived.
Captain Haddock: Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles! & Ten thousand thundering typhoons!
Were [Pearl] jammin
I wanna [Pearl] jam it wid you.
Were [Pearl] jammin, [Pearl] jammin
And I hope you like [Pearl] jammin too.
Sep 30, 2006 - OAKA Sports Hall - Athens, Greece
Jul 11, 2014 - Milton Keynes Bowl - Milton Keynes, UK
Doushelord
Cockmonger
Assmunch
etc.
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Were [Pearl] jammin
I wanna [Pearl] jam it wid you.
Were [Pearl] jammin, [Pearl] jammin
And I hope you like [Pearl] jammin too.
Sep 30, 2006 - OAKA Sports Hall - Athens, Greece
Jul 11, 2014 - Milton Keynes Bowl - Milton Keynes, UK
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Wasted Fish
Poundable Offender
Mustard Tiger
Three Way One-eyed candy slinger
Pickle Finger
and a brand new one: poo poo head
2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
You're a living used condom.
And I accidentally invented the word Fucknugget in95'. On the Synergy board no less!! lol
The first rule of the ten club fight club is you don't talk about the ten club fight club!
Were [Pearl] jammin
I wanna [Pearl] jam it wid you.
Were [Pearl] jammin, [Pearl] jammin
And I hope you like [Pearl] jammin too.
Sep 30, 2006 - OAKA Sports Hall - Athens, Greece
Jul 11, 2014 - Milton Keynes Bowl - Milton Keynes, UK
you no-good lemon cherry mealy worm
that's right, you supplemental back-scratched cat wad
2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
The first rule of the ten club fight club is you don't talk about the ten club fight club!
The first rule of the ten club fight club is you don't talk about the ten club fight club!
I called my brother this when I got angry at him when we were 4...ish years old, my mother still laughs about that although she said I got slapped every time I said it.
Godfather.
as long as his interest's don't conflict with mine.
hahahhahhhaha !!!!!!! is that anything like a "mouth breather" ?
Godfather.
as long as his interest's don't conflict with mine.
hahhahah i know a few of those !
Godfather.
as long as his interest's don't conflict with mine.
assmuch ! hahhahhahhahaha that's a classic almost like a butt huff.
Godfather.
as long as his interest's don't conflict with mine.
Stole that!
The first rule of the ten club fight club is you don't talk about the ten club fight club!
Douchebag is a perennial fave too
HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHHHHHHAHHAHAH !!!!!!!!!!!
Godfather.
as long as his interest's don't conflict with mine.
I believe that you are my new hero HAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHA!.thankyou.
I like fuckknuckle!!! But Fucknugget is my go to..
The first rule of the ten club fight club is you don't talk about the ten club fight club!