Creative cursing, swearing - all for fun

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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    I wondered if anyone would get that!! ;-)
  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    my father use to say to me when I got to lippy.."don't let your lions mouth over load your hummingbird ass"

    Godfather.
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    Go on, ya's fucks ya's
  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    rollings wrote: »
    Go on, ya's fucks ya's

    Irish American ?

    Godfather.

  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    edited January 2015
    In Missouri, ( and a lot of the Midwest apparently, as I heard a variation of this in Chicago) when they're mad at someone else, and they are trying to avoid rehashing it.. They say.." Got the fixins going for Some-ins soup."
    In Chicago I heard, " Got asshole stew brewing" so I always laughed at that!
  • TalonTedd
    TalonTedd Toronto Posts: 835
    Fungo
    I remember when, yeah. I swore I knew everything, oh yeah.
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    Godfather. wrote: »
    rollings wrote: »
    Go on, ya's fucks ya's


    Irish American ?

    Godfather.

    African Irish American
  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    rollings wrote: »
    Godfather. wrote: »
    rollings wrote: »
    Go on, ya's fucks ya's


    Irish American ?

    Godfather.

    African Irish American

    ?????? really ? guess I need to pay more attention to life around me.

    Godfather.

  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    oldie but goody, "who shit in your wheaty's"

    Godfather.
  • Gillycw
    Gillycw Sydney Posts: 524
    E.A.D.
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Don't make me pop off on this pizzle fizzle fool mofugga!! Go shizzle!
    All American Ghetto!
  • hrd2imgn
    hrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,924
    Ingrown nutsack hair
    Like a wart on a hemmarhoid
    Bachne licker
    Expunged mucus plug
    Mr hanky' s corn bling bling
    Like a diarrhea smoothie

    When not complimenting my buddies, I have grown fond of shit balls as well
  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    whispering hands said:

    Don't make me pop off on this pizzle fizzle fool mofugga!! Go shizzle!

    All American Ghetto!

    hahhahhahahhahahahha care to translate...hahhahhahhaha


    Godfather.

  • pledgeagrievance
    pledgeagrievance Posts: 2,874
    Here's two good pick up lines fellas:

    "Hey you got a nice turd cutter there sweetheart!"

    "Hey nice fartbox"
  • Pap
    Pap Serres, Greece Posts: 29,943
    :lol:
    Athens 2006 / Milton Keynes 2014 / London 1&2 2022 / Seattle 1&2 2024 / Dublin 2024 / Manchester 2024 / New Orleans 2025
  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,491
    Douche canoe
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24 / Raleigh I 25 / Raleigh II 25 / Pittsburgh I 25
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    edited February 2016
    salamander ass

    (corn porn on the elkhorn)
    Post edited by rollings on
  • evsgjamm
    evsgjamm Posts: 2,108
    nice one rollings.... let's see what I can come up with here ya thin pickle hair...

    corn porn on the elkhorn seems like a great thing to say when out hunting with the gang sittin around the campfire drinkin pilsner... ok, still trying to think of something ya fogged out drain plug.....

    Will someone please throw me a bone? Ya bunch'a trapped-in fart knockers.

    I got nothin. I'm a lame tornado bitch.
    Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13

    2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    that's not bad for a pansy-lipped hula girl. it's just that I expected more...something that a hairy toed crack sloth might be able to provide.

    sincerely,

    crusty ballerina shoe munch
  • evsgjamm
    evsgjamm Posts: 2,108
    Funny you try to slide your rotting balls across your dogs eyelids ya bald-headed chicken screwer. I mean, it's ok that you're a dripping skunks ass.

    Crapfully yours,

    Dr. Poop
    Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13

    2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!

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