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Creative cursing, swearing - all for fun

evsgjammevsgjamm Posts: 2,103
edited January 2020 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Humorous curses: Get creative, show us your favorite "weird" curses either you've created or heard someone else say - GO! .... You flat-faced owl.
Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13

2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
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    PapPap Aspra Spitia, Greece Posts: 28,213
    You cockroach with a swimsuit.
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    mcgavinjmcgavinj Idaho Falls, ID, USA Posts: 311
    I mutter "well fuck me in a goats ass!" No idea why
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    gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 22,152
    i've been called "dickhole" before. i thought that was funny and creative :)
    There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.- Hemingway

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
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    PapPap Aspra Spitia, Greece Posts: 28,213
    Speedy McCready's: I don't give a flying rats ass fuck that today is your birthday!

    Captain Haddock: Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles! & Ten thousand thundering typhoons!
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    lazlobluelazloblue Houston Posts: 738
    I use...Fiddle Sticks!! in place of F*#K a lot.
    Lollapalooza 92, Alpine Valley 11, De Luna 12, Wrigley/Pittsburgh/Dallas/OKC 13, Tulsa/Denver 14, Global 15, Wrigley 1/2 16
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    ldent42ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    Oh wow. I have a lot of these.

    Doushelord
    Cockmonger
    Assmunch

    etc.
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    PapPap Aspra Spitia, Greece Posts: 28,213
    Blast!
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    ldent42ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    Holy shitballs
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    evsgjammevsgjamm Posts: 2,103
    Flugenheimer
    Wasted Fish
    Poundable Offender
    Mustard Tiger
    Three Way One-eyed candy slinger
    Pickle Finger
    and a brand new one: poo poo head
    Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13

    2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
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    whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    The best I've ever heard was
    You're a living used condom.

    And I accidentally invented the word Fucknugget in95'. On the Synergy board no less!! lol
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    PapPap Aspra Spitia, Greece Posts: 28,213
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqJPXVuqs2Y
    Athens 2006 / Milton Keynes 2014 / London 1&2 2022 / Seattle 1 2024 / Dublin 2024 / Manchester 2024 / London 2024
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    rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    go on, ya twiddling pipe varment
    you no-good lemon cherry mealy worm
    that's right, you supplemental back-scratched cat wad
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    evsgjammevsgjamm Posts: 2,103
    good one ya salmon faced fecal toe
    Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13

    2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
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    rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    Why you, uptown hair-slackin' wannabe
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    whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Muddle mucking pitchfork diver!
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    rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    oh yeah? put this in your hubba-hubba mountain clinge jigger and PSSSHT go on all out with it
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    whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    You gum chewing retro hipster!!
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    rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    dog-lipped sallow meanderer
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    Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    "you bastard eye'd child"
    I called my brother this when I got angry at him when we were 4...ish years old, my mother still laughs about that although she said I got slapped every time I said it.

    Godfather.
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    Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    whispering hands wrote: »
    You gum chewing retro hipster!!


    hahahhahhhaha !!!!!!! is that anything like a "mouth breather" ?

    Godfather.

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    Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    rollings wrote: »
    Why you, uptown hair-slackin' wannabe

    hahhahah i know a few of those !

    Godfather.

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    Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    ldent42 wrote: »
    Oh wow. I have a lot of these.

    Doushelord
    Cockmonger
    Assmunch

    etc.

    assmuch ! hahhahhahhahaha that's a classic almost like a butt huff.


    Godfather.

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    rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    Your hair looks like the back of my grandmother's eating disorder
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    TalonTeddTalonTedd Toronto Posts: 835
    Hey sugar tits, hows about a fresh fructose injection. b-(
    I remember when, yeah. I swore I knew everything, oh yeah.
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    whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Be ware!! I have a raging case of the FUCKYOU's today!!

    Stole that!
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    GillycwGillycw Sydney Posts: 524
    Fucknuckle - it just rolls nicely off the tongue
    Douchebag is a perennial fave too
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    Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    rollings wrote: »
    Your hair looks like the back of my grandmother's eating disorder

    HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHHHHHHAHHAHAH !!!!!!!!!!!

    Godfather.

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    rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    Godfather. wrote: »
    rollings wrote: »
    Your hair looks like the back of my grandmother's eating disorder

    HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHHHHHHAHHAHAH !!!!!!!!!!!

    Godfather.

    I believe that you are my new hero HAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHA!.thankyou. :smiley:
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    whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Gillycw wrote: »
    Fucknuckle - it just rolls nicely off the tongue
    Douchebag is a perennial fave too

    I like fuckknuckle!!! But Fucknugget is my go to..
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    GillycwGillycw Sydney Posts: 524
    whispering hands wrote: »
    Gillycw wrote: »
    Fucknuckle - it just rolls nicely off the tongue
    Douchebag is a perennial fave too

    I like fuckknuckle!!! But Fucknugget is my go to..
    Haha! Love it, I'm going to borrow that one
    ;)
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