Creative cursing, swearing - all for fun

evsgjamm

That's crapfully creative ya boiling pool of ball sweat 

evsgjamm

@rollings

The level of garbage in your pickle hole is equaled only by the staunchy stench in your crammed cornhole.

blacknblu

Advice passed down from my Grandfather: Never get mad at a man if your wife cheats. Give him $5 to complete the transaction.

rollings

mr. jamm 

you seem to have a penchant for pickles and pickly thing. I think it's because you are  green, curved, and bumpy and were left in a whiskey incubator.

stuckinline

This is a great thread! Thanks to all.

evsgjamm

@rollings lol

@stuckinline welcome to the party ya scum-cunt!

tempo_n_groove

Here is my addition to the thread.

When shit gets really hairy it is no longer called Tom Foolery but Phineas Fuckery...

Thank you...

evsgjamm

lol

Good one, ya hairy nut

evsgjamm

rollings said:

 P.S. your oven mitts are shitty

This makes my rock-filled head laugh a lot. 
It's also the dumbest thing I've ever heard, you leather-sucking pig licker.

rollings

Your oven mitts are shitty and you dance like a prone cow

So keep your hands on the wheel instead of your shitty dance moves.

Pap

The masturbation goes cloud...

Pap

evsgjamm

Holy Jupiter's Cock! ....... it's deader than Satan's limp dick in here.
 @Pap has me in stitches like a cat after gettin fucked by a silverback over the cloud curse 

Pap

evsgjamm said:

Holy Jupiter's Cock! ....... it's deader than Satan's limp dick in here.
 @Pap has me in stitches like a cat after gettin fucked by a silverback over the cloud curse 

evsgjamm

Ok you bunch of piddle diddlers, time to stop squanking and get to cursing. 
I feel like a whipped Popsicle in desperate need of a licking.

brianlux

evsgjamm said:

Ok you bunch of piddle diddlers, time to stop squanking and get to cursing. 
I feel like a whipped Popsicle in desperate need of a licking.

"sqaunking"  I love it!  New word!

Here's a good 'un:  I have a friend who like to say damnshitfuckpisshell.  It's a mouthful.

evsgjamm

REJUVIFUCKINATING THE COOLAID IN HERE.

You roll of dirty bum sacs wouldn't know how to curse if you were poltergeists.  Ya bunch of slime sniffin fly sharts.

Pap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuHKZ-HTkSk

evsgjamm

holy shit, Pap, that not only made me cry tears of laughter, but sent me down a long rabbit hole of comedy central golden roasts. Next time, try to send something funnier, you greek clown.

Pap

^