PJ - come to Scotland in 2007!!!!!

The Sneaky One

you mad fuckers

I Scot ID

Ireland is soooooooo much plainer than Scotland. That is why they chose to film most of braveheart there...coz its just half-arsed green hills and open space.

Dunk, i have to agree (and laugh heartily) at the potato point, they are easier to grow than mould.

By the way, wasnt Guiness and accident? ;-)

stonesgstring

I hope they do visit Scotland. Then I'll be forced to go and visit Scotland. I've never been there before so it would be cool.

Heineken Helen

I Scot ID wrote:

Ireland is soooooooo much plainer than Scotland. That is why they chose to film most of braveheart there...coz its just half-arsed green hills and open space.

Dunk, i have to agree (and laugh heartily) at the potato point, they are easier to grow than mould.

By the way, wasnt Guiness and accident? ;-)

Bet you wish you could have an accident like that

I Scot ID

I'm sure ive had a few accidents WITH Guiness haha.

Nah, we prefer to invent rather than stumble across.

Heineken Helen

I Scot ID wrote:

I'm sure ive had a few accidents WITH Guiness haha.

Nah, we prefer to invent rather than stumble across.

Well we prefer to have fun and stumble across stuff rather than poring over a book figuring out how to invent stuff

Anyway I hate Guinness, lol.

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

:rolleyes: True! So your walls are as plain as Scotland then?

plain....?????

obviously you've never been then :rolleyes:


thats like saying "chicken is the most disgusting food ever.... but i've never eaten the stuff"

wait till you come here and then describe it as plain if you wish... but you'd be lying!!! :cool:

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

Well we prefer to have fun and stumble across stuff rather than poring over a book figuring out how to invent stuff

Anyway I hate Guinness, lol.

we actually invented books.... this was in pre-books times, so no poring over them was required.... we also invented 'poring'

Heineken Helen

dunkman1974 wrote:

we actually invented books.... this was in pre-books times, so no poring over them was required.... we also invented 'poring'

Did you invent bullshit too? :cool:

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

Did you invent bullshit too? :cool:

no... that was left up to you nutjobs

leprechauns, fairies, blarney stones, giants stepping over causeways and shite like that... we concentrated on life saving stuff like penicillin and TV!!!




thread integrity please.... this is about PJ playing Scotland in 2007

dont make me use the Yield symbol on your technologically backward arses you Irish feckers..... wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have a plan..... instead of us in-fighting amongst ourselves we have a common enemy right below us that we could gang up on and insult them instead... thats right Belgium!!! what have YOU ever done for the world..... (stella aside)

Heineken Helen

dunkman1974 wrote:

leprechauns, fairies, blarney stones, giants stepping over causeways and shite like that... we concentrated on life saving stuff like penicillin and TV!!!

Well we need something to keep the Americans occupied... what about fucking Nessie??? :rolleyes:

I don't like Stella :cool:

Irish Al

dunkman1974 wrote:

no... that was left up to you nutjobs

technologically backward arses you Irish feckers.....

(stella aside)

Sir you are a deadman walking.....:mad:

Plus there are many wives around the world not happy at belgium for stella......the world famous wife-beater drink :eek:

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

Well we need something to keep the Americans occupied... what about fucking Nessie??? :rolleyes:

I don't like Stella :cool:

nessie is for the americans as well


i dont give a flying toss if you dont like Stella... i do and its my thread... and you're not playing... i'm taking my thread home

dunkman

Irish Al wrote:

Sir you are a deadman walking.....:mad:

Plus there are many wives around the world not happy at belgium for stella......the world famous wife-beater drink :eek:

watch me tremble... :rolleyes:

as my last meal request i want a big pile of potatoes.... which of course will never arrive as you are grossly inept at growing the fucking things... ergo my death sentence gets lifted and you have to eat mud to survive

Jaymac

What about the fucking wild haggis hunt you have every year?

And that GoDDaMM Loch Ness Monsta owes me $tree fitty.

And talking about Braveheart, you can't even find someone that can do a half arsed Scottish accent to play the lead role. And you needed the Irish to save you from the English in that story anyway

negationist

I'll put my signature down for this just so i can meet Dunkman!!! Also, got relatives in scotland and it's not to much of a trek from Belfats!!!

Heineken Helen

dunkman1974 wrote:

nessie is for the americans as well


i dont give a flying toss if you dont like Stella... i do and its my thread... and you're not playing... i'm taking my thread home

So are we saying Americans invented bullshit?

I'm not gonna bitch about the Belgians cos there are some cool ones on the board here

Buru

dunkman1974 wrote:

thread integrity please.... this is about PJ playing Scotland in 2007

It is??!!!!!!!!
:eek:

redrock

dunkman1974 wrote:

thats right Belgium!!! what have YOU ever done for the world..... (stella aside)

Stella's crap - there's hundred of other incredible beers!

They invented the saxophone, they were the first to isolate a cancer cell, the Big Bang theory was from a belgian, bakelite and the internal combustion engine were belgian inventions, the first complete textbook of human anatomy was by a belgian.... not to mention Tintin!!!!!

See... they have done quite a bit and they have the best beers and chocolates in the world. :D:D

redrock

Jaymac wrote:

What about the fucking wild haggis hunt you have every year?

One was caught and is living quite happily in my daughter's bedroom

Jaymac wrote:

And talking about Braveheart, you can't even find someone that can do a half arsed Scottish accent to play the lead role.

Maybe not but Mel sure looks good!!!!!!

Jaymac wrote:

And you needed the Irish to save you from the English in that story anyway

The irish guy was completely loopy and my favourite because the voices spoke to him too!!!

Buru

redrock wrote:

The irish guy was completely loopy and my favourite because the voices spoke to him too!!!

haha I loved him too
funniest character

MY IRELAND (or was it MY ISLAND?)

Jaymac

Buru wrote:

haha I loved him too
funniest character

MY IRELAND (or was it MY ISLAND?)

It's MY Island!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buru

Jaymac wrote:

It's MY Island!!!!!!!!!!!!

ah that it was
Classic.

Almost as classic as Spinal Tap's "It's 1 louder"

redrock

One of my favourite quotes from the Irish guy was "In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God." H had that as her sig for a while!

Heineken Helen

redrock wrote:

One of my favourite quotes from the Irish guy was "In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God." H had that as her sig for a while!

Yep, he was the best character in the whole film... and Hamish, played by a brilliant Irish actor! Mel sure knows how to turn a decent Scottish story into a brilliant film - just add some Irish!

redrock

Yeah... but it was all about passionate, rough looking guys in kilts. Give me those scots in kilts anytime! :D:D I LOVE watching braveheart!

Heineken Helen

redrock wrote:

Yeah... but it was all about passionate, rough looking guys in kilts. Give me those scots in kilts anytime! :D:D I LOVE watching braveheart!

Men in skirts don't do much for me! Gimme the feckin all blacks any day

Oh I keep getting compliments today . Earlier the czech cleaning guy told me that he's envious of me cos I'm always happy and smiling... and the foreman just told me that he's never heard me complain, I swear a lot apparently :rolleyes: but never complain

And here's me thinking I'm a miserable grumpy bitch

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

Yep, he was the best character in the whole film... and Hamish, played by a brilliant Irish actor! Mel sure knows how to turn a decent Scottish story into a brilliant film - just add some Irish!

*yawns*

wakes up to find she is still going on about Ireland

*sleeps*


so it all comes down to a film made by an American, using american money, 2 irish actors, and the worst accurate re-telling of a historical story since a monkey used 2 pieces of wood to re-anact the building of Stonehenge

truly laughable attempts... truly!!

redrock

dunkman1974 wrote:

*yawns*

wakes up to find she is still going on about Ireland

*sleeps*


so it all comes down to a film made by an American, using american money, 2 irish actors, and the worst accurate re-telling of a historical story since a monkey used 2 pieces of wood to re-anact the building of Stonehenge

truly laughable attempts... truly!!

but..... it's got lots of hunks in kilts!!!!!!!!!

Heineken Helen

dunkman1974 wrote:

*yawns*

wakes up to find she is still going on about Ireland

*sleeps*


so it all comes down to a film made by an American, using american money, 2 irish actors, and the worst accurate re-telling of a historical story since a monkey used 2 pieces of wood to re-anact the building of Stonehenge

truly laughable attempts... truly!!

:rolleyes: if this was another thread you'd be going on about how it's the best film ever cos it's scottish and blah blah blah................... :rolleyes: