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    I Scot IDI Scot ID Posts: 275
    ScotInAmsterdam wrote:
    Just one ball?

    erm...

    back to subject.... What Songs could Pearl Jam play in Scotland?

    Hahahahahahaha, im rolling around the floor!!!!! How is that conference call going?

    What about:

    Am ur ma ane( i am mine)
    Silly wee ned behind the counter in a chinese takeaway in a village

    Or the Glasgow specific version of Long Road: Gt Western Road

    P.S. My left ball hangs too low, the other bruise would be on his neck
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    ScotInAmsterdamScotInAmsterdam Posts: 1,004
    Gairden

    (The conference call is still on - I think we've agreeed to schedule another one)
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    Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    ScotInAmsterdam wrote:
    Dress as a leprechaun for the entire next tour...
    Um... ok :confused: Is this another of your fetishes or something? :rolleyes:
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
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    I Scot IDI Scot ID Posts: 275
    Go: Bolt ya rocket
    Get Right: Get it right up ye!
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    ScotInAmsterdamScotInAmsterdam Posts: 1,004
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    Um... ok :confused: Is this another of your fetishes or something? :rolleyes:

    Well.... some people collect stamps...
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    I Scot ID wrote:
    Silly wee ned behind the counter in a chinese takeaway in a village


    :D:D


    Reed Midgey (Red Mosquito)

    Nowt as It Seems

    Fuck'all Man
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    Are you two guys in the same room, each on your laptop?
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    ScotInAmsterdamScotInAmsterdam Posts: 1,004
    unemployable

    I can;t really improve on that one...
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    siochansiochan Posts: 304
    ScotInAmsterdam wrote:
    Are you a lawyer or do you commonly get contractual about your sexual encounters?

    lol neither my friend - i think i was just trying to figure out a way to say things nicely.
    " You cannot throw a rope around the neck of an idea" .....Bobby Sands.
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    I Scot IDI Scot ID Posts: 275
    Aye davanita is already half way there...id say Aye ya dafty is better though.
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    ScotInAmsterdamScotInAmsterdam Posts: 1,004
    redrock wrote:
    Are you two guys in the same room, each on your laptop?

    What like this:

    http://flickr.com/photos/furbyx4/240730953/

    No. I'm in the office doing one handed typing while I am involved in the longest teleconference ever.....
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    I Scot IDI Scot ID Posts: 275
    1/2 cut
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    siochansiochan Posts: 304
    ScotInAmsterdam wrote:
    unemployable

    I can;t really improve on that one...


    best one so far !!!!!!!!!!
    " You cannot throw a rope around the neck of an idea" .....Bobby Sands.
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    Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    ScotInAmsterdam wrote:
    Well.... some people collect stamps...
    true... I can see how a leprechaun outfit would be much more fun... and like siochan said, wouldn't it be hilarious if there were a group of people doing it :D . Although don't tell me we're all doing it only for me to be the only one turning up in a leprechaun costume :eek: :o Bridget Jones moment :o
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
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    ScotInAmsterdamScotInAmsterdam Posts: 1,004
    siochan wrote:
    best one so far !!!!!!!!!!

    Or Life Wasted....
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    I Scot IDI Scot ID Posts: 275
    State of crime and lust
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    siochansiochan Posts: 304
    Helen would I do that to you !!!!

    A mass of leprechauns would be cool better than a mass of ball slapping kilt wearers!!
    " You cannot throw a rope around the neck of an idea" .....Bobby Sands.
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    siochan wrote:
    A mass of leprechauns would be cool better than a mass of ball slapping kilt wearers!!


    I seriously doubt that... :)


    all women should be made to wear kilts if they are coming to see pJ in Scozia... and its to be worn in the traditional manner as well :):):):):)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    I Scot IDI Scot ID Posts: 275
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    I seriously doubt that... :)


    all women should be made to wear kilts if they are coming to see pJ in Scozia... and its to be worn in the traditional manner as well :):):):):)

    Thats my Booooy!!! haha
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    siochansiochan Posts: 304
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    I seriously doubt that... :)


    all women should be made to wear kilts if they are coming to see pJ in Scozia... and its to be worn in the traditional manner as well :):):):):)


    well thats fine at least we females don't have penis' and balls that hang around......................nothing of mine hangs yet - ( not at least for a good few decades)
    " You cannot throw a rope around the neck of an idea" .....Bobby Sands.
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    siochan wrote:
    well thats fine at least we females don't have penis' and balls that hang around......................


    so you are agreeing to wearing a kilt then... in the traditional manner... fucking great :):)

    you'll recognise me as my sporran will be about just about hitting my chin.... and I;ll have extremely shiny mirrors glued to the toes of my Doc Martens :cool:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    ScotInAmsterdam wrote:
    What like this:

    http://flickr.com/photos/furbyx4/240730953/

    No. I'm in the office doing one handed typing while I am involved in the longest teleconference ever.....

    Sweet!!!!! Even three laptops!!!!
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    redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    I seriously doubt that... :)


    all women should be made to wear kilts if they are coming to see pJ in Scozia... and its to be worn in the traditional manner as well :):):):):)

    Careful... we might just take you up on that one!
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    siochansiochan Posts: 304
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    so you are agreeing to wearing a kilt then... in the traditional manner... fucking great :):)

    you'll recognise me as my sporran will be about just about hitting my chin.... and I;ll have extremely shiny mirrors glued to the toes of my Doc Martens :cool:


    Not that I actually agreed to your plan but well personally I don't see any problem with that idea ........ Anything men can do women can do a little bit better :)

    ** makes mental note not to stand anywhere near Dunk**

    and i might even have metal spikes stuck to my doc martens.....
    " You cannot throw a rope around the neck of an idea" .....Bobby Sands.
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    Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    siochan wrote:
    Helen would I do that to you !!!!

    A mass of leprechauns would be cool better than a mass of ball slapping kilt wearers!!
    Well I should fucking hope you wouldn't :D:D:D:D:D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    siochan wrote:
    Not that I actually agreed to your plan but well personally I don't see any problem with that idea....


    not that i'm trying to be rude or anything but that sentence did actually make my willy twitch :o:o:o

    I'm a t work but i cant stand up :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    siochansiochan Posts: 304
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    not that i'm trying to be rude or anything but that sentence did actually make my willy twitch :o:o:o

    I'm a t work but i cant stand up :D


    God Dunk that's a bad sign you must not be getting enough !!!!!!! :o
    " You cannot throw a rope around the neck of an idea" .....Bobby Sands.
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    siochan wrote:
    God Dunk that's a bad sign you must not be getting enough !!!!!!! :o


    thing is... i'm getting it a lot these days :o

    but the thought of a girl in a kilt with no knickers on kinda floats my boat... and if she smeared cheesecake on her inner thighs I'd die due to all my blood heading for my willy :eek:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    Irish AlIrish Al Posts: 6,236
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    thing is... i'm getting it a lot these days :o

    but the thought of a girl in a kilt with no knickers on kinda floats my boat... and if she smeared cheesecake on her inner thighs I'd die due to all my blood heading for my willy :eek:

    Don't worry you'll be ok, doesn't take much blood to fill 2 inches ;)
    I need a coffee!
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    I Scot IDI Scot ID Posts: 275
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    not that i'm trying to be rude or anything but that sentence did actually make my willy twitch :o:o:o

    not that I'M trying to be rude or anything but that sentence actually make my willy twitch :o:o:o
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