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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    oatmeal

    I would say that this is a sign only if you can't eat anything else cause your teeth fell out...

    Have your teeth fallen out?


    what?
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    oatmeal

    I would say that this is a sign only if you can't eat anything else cause your teeth fell out...

    Have your teeth fallen out?


    what?

    Don't MAKE me get out of this rocking chair.
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Watching SNL on DVD with my son last night, and they were showing who the next host was and I had no idea who it was... Turned to my 12 year old who replied you don't know who that is? Hes the funniest.

    Kill me.
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Watching SNL on DVD with my son last night, and they were showing who the next host was and I had no idea who it was... Turned to my 12 year old who replied you don't know who that is? Hes the funniest.

    Kill me.

    Well?? Who was it??
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Watching SNL on DVD with my son last night, and they were showing who the next host was and I had no idea who it was... Turned to my 12 year old who replied you don't know who that is? Hes the funniest.

    Kill me.

    Well?? Who was it??
    Kevin Hart ... Know who he is by face... did not know his name...
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Watching SNL on DVD with my son last night, and they were showing who the next host was and I had no idea who it was... Turned to my 12 year old who replied you don't know who that is? Hes the funniest.

    Kill me.

    Well?? Who was it??
    Kevin Hart ... Know who he is by face... did not know his name...

    Had to Google him.
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    JK_LivinJK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,364
    Louis CK said this in a show I saw recently about aging. He said you get to a point in life where you can be sitting on the couch and you have to get up to wipe your ass for some reason.
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Watching SNL on DVD with my son last night, and they were showing who the next host was and I had no idea who it was... Turned to my 12 year old who replied you don't know who that is? Hes the funniest.

    Kill me.

    Well?? Who was it??
    Kevin Hart ... Know who he is by face... did not know his name...

    i thought he was a wrestler... :? :|
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    norm wrote:
    i thought he was a wrestler... :? :|
    That's what I said! :lol: :fp:
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    Black Diamond wrote:
    norm wrote:
    i thought he was a wrestler... :? :|
    That's what I said! :lol: :fp:

    seriously! it sounds like a wrestler's name...although being a comedian and wrestler are similar jobs...both attempt to make people laugh :P :lol::lol:
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    norm wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    norm wrote:
    i thought he was a wrestler... :? :|
    That's what I said! :lol: :fp:

    seriously! it sounds like a wrestler's name...although being a comedian and wrestler are similar jobs...both attempt to make people laugh :P :lol::lol:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    If I get to where I don't know the musical guest... I'm checking out...
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    norm wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    norm wrote:
    i thought he was a wrestler... :? :|
    That's what I said! :lol: :fp:

    seriously! it sounds like a wrestler's name...although being a comedian and wrestler are similar jobs...both attempt to make people laugh :P :lol::lol:

    are you thinking of Brett "The Hitman" Hart???

    I don't know who Kevin Hart is either
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    Black Diamond wrote:
    If I get to where I don't know the musical guest... I'm checking out...

    shit, that's already happened for me several times :oops: :(
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    are you thinking of Brett "The Hitman" Hart???

    probably...i checked out on wrestling when i was like 15 so my memories of it really don't go past the 80's :lol:
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    norm wrote:
    probably...i checked out on wrestling when i was like 15 so my memories of it really don't go past the 80's :lol:

    so did I, so if I remembered that name right, it's amazing. I do remember Superfly Snuka, Andre the Giant, Bob Backlund, The Hulk (when he was cool)
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
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    81 is now off the air

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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    I was about to put something in the what's on your mind thread, but I forgot wha tit was. :fp:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I was about to put something in the what's on your mind thread, but I forgot wha tit was. :fp:

    you said "tit"
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I was about to put something in the what's on your mind thread, but I forgot wha tit was. :fp:

    you forgot what a tit is? you are getting old!
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    mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    norm wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I was about to put something in the what's on your mind thread, but I forgot wha tit was. :fp:

    you forgot what a tit is? you are getting old!
    :lol::lol::lol:

    best typo ever?
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    norm wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I was about to put something in the what's on your mind thread, but I forgot wha tit was. :fp:

    you forgot what a tit is? you are getting old!

    Actually, Im going to get a laminated card to hang around my neck when I'm old that says please end life support (ie, choke me to death) if I ever forget what a boob is. If I lose that ability, there really is no need to go on.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    have to pee super bad but it still takes 20 seconds to get started. :(
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    you make old age lists
    81 is now off the air

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    mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    81 wrote:
    you make old age lists

    :lol: :shifty:
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    81 wrote:
    you make old age lists

    :lol: :shifty:

    I see his memory is going.
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    you make old age lists

    and then forget where you put them
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    you make old age lists

    and then forget where you put them

    forgot to put what where?
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    norm wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    you make old age lists

    and then forget where you put them

    forgot to put what where?

    you mean there was one?
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    you mean there was one?

    i don't know...what were we talking about?
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    norm wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    you mean there was one?

    i don't know...what were we talking about?

    You said you go for walks on chia seeds
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    Dissidentman wrote:
    norm wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    you mean there was one?

    i don't know...what were we talking about?

    You said you go for walks on chia seeds

    that was me?
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