Signs of my advanced age:

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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Black Diamond wrote:
    norm wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    when you try to read the teeny tiny print on a bottle of nail polish (or anything else that uses tiny print) and you keep holding the item closer and closer to your face, and it just gets blurrier and blurrier, so you have to hold it farther away to try and make out the words.

    (actually that only happens when I am wearing my contacts or glasses, un-aided, I can read tiny print just fine, but then that's the only thing I can see... :? )

    this

    and when you do look at it farther away, you still can't read it because the print is too small...i'm about 2 years away from bi-focals :(
    Im 2 years in... Good times.

    and apparently posting the same thing twice in the same thread

    :lol::lol:
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    norm wrote:

    and apparently posting the same thing twice in the same thread

    :lol::lol:

    that's not new...BD's done that before... :lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    I miss my 8-track player. :(

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • Nature Lover
    Nature Lover Posts: 344
    Aaaaaagh!!! How I know I'm getting older, hangovers started getting longer!! It took two days to recover from 3 beers. And my boyfriends keep getting younger ;.)
    I don't need drugs to make my life tragic~E.V.
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    my hands look old, they look like my Mothers hands I remember, skin thin wrinkled and so very soft
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    mikalina wrote:
    I get a bit cranky if I don't take a nap.... :P


    ^^^^^^that right there and I also become very quiet, non talking. People know to leave me alone.

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    I have three pairs of glasses in different prescriptions, and the eye doctor says I'm too young for bi-focals.

    Is It a rite of passage? How old do I have to be?
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  • covered in bliss
    covered in bliss chi-caw-go Posts: 1,332
    STAYSEA wrote:
    I have three pairs of glasses in different prescriptions, and the eye doctor says I'm too young for bi-focals.

    Is It a rite of passage? How old do I have to be?

    Do you want bifocals? I went to get glasses a few weeks ago and was prescribed progressive lenses. They told me to give them at least 2 weeks to get used to them but I couldn't make it that long. They made me reaaaalllly sick.

    and a sign of my age: I have to take a daily vitamin D supplement. Along with my fish oil.
  • mydogmookieblaylock
    mydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    I know what HASH is .... but i am still confused about a HASHTAG
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,721
    No more pissing standing up allways go for the toilet seat ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Hair is moving from where it should be, to where it shouldn't be. And turning color.
  • shep
    shep Houston Posts: 5,901
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Hair is moving from where it should be, to where it shouldn't be. And turning color.

    I don't know what you're problem is, but that's been going on over here for about 10 years, and I'm only turning 29.
    Houston, Texas... Believe it or not, there are 7 million people here... must be a couple of fans who'd love to see you play.
  • shep
    shep Houston Posts: 5,901
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    I know what HASH is .... but i am still confused about a HASHTAG

    :lol:

    +1
    Houston, Texas... Believe it or not, there are 7 million people here... must be a couple of fans who'd love to see you play.
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,843
    shep wrote:
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    I know what HASH is .... but i am still confused about a HASHTAG

    :lol:

    +1

    That is the winner. Knife hits!
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    I am trying to pull numbers off a report that someone put into a .pdf file and I literally cannot read it, font is way too small.

    who the hell pdf's data anyway?
  • mydogmookieblaylock
    mydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    slept in to 6:30 am this morning
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    I am trying to pull numbers off a report that someone put into a .pdf file and I literally cannot read it, font is way too small.

    who the hell pdf's data anyway?

    the worst
    81 is now off the air

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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I can't understand why my kids think their iPod is useless when they are out of WiFi range.
  • MedozK
    MedozK Tennessee Posts: 9,212
    Dissidentman wrote:
    I can't understand why my kids think their iPod is useless when they are out of WiFi range.
    :lol:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    I am trying to pull numbers off a report that someone put into a .pdf file and I literally cannot read it, font is way too small.

    who the hell pdf's data anyway?

    You can't enlarge the font at all? No zoom option?

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