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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Your wife needs to cut your ear hairs because your eye sight has gotten so bad you can't see clear in mirror
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  • donnaruhl
    donnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Your wife needs to cut your ear hairs because your eye sight has gotten so bad you can't see clear in mirror
    Try putting mascara on without your glasses :lol:
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Your wife needs to cut your ear hairs because your eye sight has gotten so bad you can't see clear in mirror

    the first sign being that one has ear hairs to cut :wtf:
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    you can no longer trust a fart

    :lol::lol:

    (ps- I dont know if i'll ever feel old living in Florida.)
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • donnaruhl
    donnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    You know you're getting old,When Night Driving is something that never used to bother you.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    when you try to read the teeny tiny print on a bottle of nail polish (or anything else that uses tiny print) and you keep holding the item closer and closer to your face, and it just gets blurrier and blurrier, so you have to hold it farther away to try and make out the words.

    (actually that only happens when I am wearing my contacts or glasses, un-aided, I can read tiny print just fine, but then that's the only thing I can see... :? )
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Who the fuck is Kate Upton?


    I had no idea either :?
    i had no idea as well,i just google..
    im more than ok with what i saw.. :lol:

    I feel like I shouldn't be looking, she seems so young!
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    norm wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Your wife needs to cut your ear hairs because your eye sight has gotten so bad you can't see clear in mirror

    the first sign being that one has ear hairs to cut :wtf:
    Yes it was a two parter... :lol:
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    RKCNDY wrote:
    when you try to read the teeny tiny print on a bottle of nail polish (or anything else that uses tiny print) and you keep holding the item closer and closer to your face, and it just gets blurrier and blurrier, so you have to hold it farther away to try and make out the words.

    (actually that only happens when I am wearing my contacts or glasses, un-aided, I can read tiny print just fine, but then that's the only thing I can see... :? )

    this

    and when you do look at it farther away, you still can't read it because the print is too small...i'm about 2 years away from bi-focals :(
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    norm wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    when you try to read the teeny tiny print on a bottle of nail polish (or anything else that uses tiny print) and you keep holding the item closer and closer to your face, and it just gets blurrier and blurrier, so you have to hold it farther away to try and make out the words.

    (actually that only happens when I am wearing my contacts or glasses, un-aided, I can read tiny print just fine, but then that's the only thing I can see... :? )

    this

    and when you do look at it farther away, you still can't read it because the print is too small...i'm about 2 years away from bi-focals :(
    Im 2 years in... Good times.
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    norm wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    when you try to read the teeny tiny print on a bottle of nail polish (or anything else that uses tiny print) and you keep holding the item closer and closer to your face, and it just gets blurrier and blurrier, so you have to hold it farther away to try and make out the words.

    (actually that only happens when I am wearing my contacts or glasses, un-aided, I can read tiny print just fine, but then that's the only thing I can see... :? )

    this

    and when you do look at it farther away, you still can't read it because the print is too small...i'm about 2 years away from bi-focals :(

    the woman got me a pair of reading glasses for christmas. can't read fine print unless I hold it really far away and I can't see small parts when I fix things
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Im 2 years in... Good times.

    i probably should now but i'm not giving in until the bitter end (or when i can function anymore :lol: )
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    norm wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    when you try to read the teeny tiny print on a bottle of nail polish (or anything else that uses tiny print) and you keep holding the item closer and closer to your face, and it just gets blurrier and blurrier, so you have to hold it farther away to try and make out the words.

    (actually that only happens when I am wearing my contacts or glasses, un-aided, I can read tiny print just fine, but then that's the only thing I can see... :? )

    this

    and when you do look at it farther away, you still can't read it because the print is too small...i'm about 2 years away from bi-focals :(

    ...and I bet you do the 'look at it down your nose like you're practicing for wearing said bi-focals', because for some reason, it seems to help if you don't look directly at the teeny tiny print.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    RKCNDY wrote:
    ...and I bet you do the 'look at it down your nose like you're practicing for wearing said bi-focals', because for some reason, it seems to help if you don't look directly at the teeny tiny print.

    i usually get the de niro face

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  • donnaruhl
    donnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    I wear glasses now. It started whenI caught myself holding a cookbook arm legnth away.
    Dollar Tree Glasses for about Ten Years. Until I had problems reading Street signs.
    The real thing. Costly,but it saved me.
  • donnaruhl
    donnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    norm wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    ...and I bet you do the 'look at it down your nose like you're practicing for wearing said bi-focals', because for some reason, it seems to help if you don't look directly at the teeny tiny print.

    i usually get the de niro face

    deniro-001.jpg
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • shep
    shep Houston Posts: 5,901
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Who the fuck is Kate Upton?


    I had no idea either :?
    i had no idea as well,i just google..
    im more than ok with what i saw.. :lol:


    You guys have been missing out.

    I've been googling Kate upton for more than a year now. ;)
    Houston, Texas... Believe it or not, there are 7 million people here... must be a couple of fans who'd love to see you play.
  • mikalina
    mikalina Posts: 7,206
    edited February 2013
    I get a bit cranky if I don't take a nap.... :P
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  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    you bought a pair of sensible shoes. :( :fp:
    I lost a bet...
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    norm wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    when you try to read the teeny tiny print on a bottle of nail polish (or anything else that uses tiny print) and you keep holding the item closer and closer to your face, and it just gets blurrier and blurrier, so you have to hold it farther away to try and make out the words.

    (actually that only happens when I am wearing my contacts or glasses, un-aided, I can read tiny print just fine, but then that's the only thing I can see... :? )

    this

    and when you do look at it farther away, you still can't read it because the print is too small...i'm about 2 years away from bi-focals :(
    Im 2 years in... Good times.
    GoiMTvP.gif

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