***The Official Philadelphia Phillies 2013 Thread***

The Juggler

this is such a great read....

http://www.phillymag.com/articles/dallas-cowboys-fan/?all=1

pjhawks

The Juggler said:

this is such a great read....

http://www.phillymag.com/articles/dallas-cowboys-fan/?all=1

very good read. thanks for posting it.

so looks like Mickey Morandini might end up being the analyst for TV.

and I put the chances of someone in the locker room taking a swing at Papelbon this year at 50/50.

Wobbie

The Juggler said:

this is such a great read....

http://www.phillymag.com/articles/dallas-cowboys-fan/?all=1

Awesome.

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jamminpearls

WTFhttp://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2014/01/phillies-avoid-arbitration-with-kyle-kendrick.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook

pjhawks

thought this was funny and probably describes you pumpkin ale guys. note this is NSFW

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/13/hipsters-beer_n_4590592.html

Wobbie

pjhawks said:

thought this was funny and probably describes you pumpkin ale guys. note this is NSFW

"you pumpkin ale guys" )

actually, I thought PBR was the "hipster beer." maybe philly hipsters are more douchey than salt lake hipsters.

JK_Livin

pjhawks said:

thought this was funny and probably describes you pumpkin ale guys. note this is NSFW

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/13/hipsters-beer_n_4590592.html

That's funny =D>

Jearlpam0925

imalive said:

pjhawks said:

thought this was funny and probably describes you pumpkin ale guys. note this is NSFW

"you pumpkin ale guys" )

actually, I thought PBR was the "hipster beer." maybe philly hipsters are more douchey than salt lake hipsters.

'Salt Lake' and 'Hipster' going together doesn't even make sense.

The Juggler

pjhawks said:

thought this was funny and probably describes you pumpkin ale guys. note this is NSFW

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/13/hipsters-beer_n_4590592.html

well, extremes work both ways. you stay classy, pjhawks:

pjhawks

The Juggler said:

pjhawks said:

thought this was funny and probably describes you pumpkin ale guys. note this is NSFW

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/13/hipsters-beer_n_4590592.html

well, extremes work both ways. you stay classy, pjhawks:

lighten up francis. a wee bit sensitive today? must be the time of the month. it was meant to be FUNNY.

The Juggler

pjhawks said:

The Juggler said:

pjhawks said:

thought this was funny and probably describes you pumpkin ale guys. note this is NSFW

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/13/hipsters-beer_n_4590592.html

well, extremes work both ways. you stay classy, pjhawks:

lighten up francis. a wee bit sensitive today? must be the time of the month. funny how you can pretty much chide everyone else in every thread you're in then complain when someone posts something meant to be FUNNY.

...huh? you taking that reply seriously must mean you're a huge key light guy. hahaha didn't mean to offend

here bud, have another

pjhawks

The Juggler said:

pjhawks said:

The Juggler said:

pjhawks said:

thought this was funny and probably describes you pumpkin ale guys. note this is NSFW

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/13/hipsters-beer_n_4590592.html

well, extremes work both ways. you stay classy, pjhawks:

lighten up francis. a wee bit sensitive today? must be the time of the month. funny how you can pretty much chide everyone else in every thread you're in then complain when someone posts something meant to be FUNNY.

...huh? you taking that reply seriously must mean you're a huge key light guy. hahaha didn't mean to offend

here bud, have another

well usually when you tell someone to stay classy yea they are going to kind of take the post a bit seriously. it's Friday afternoon dude, chill. have a pumpkin ale, watch video's of chip Kelly's press conferences or whatever else you might do to relax.

The Juggler

what? you take posts more seriously whenever someone says "stay classy?" what the....

pjhawks

The Juggler said:

what? you take posts more seriously whenever someone says "stay classy?" what the....

if you are going to take a personal shot at me that isn't meant to be funny then yea I'm gonna respond.

are you going to take the day off to watch Chip Kelly get the Maxwell Award?

Jearlpam0925

This is some fucking stupidity right here. New lows....new.....lows...

Jearlpam0925

I think this guy might be bipolar.

pjhawks

Jearlpam0925 said:

This is some fucking stupidity right here. New lows....new.....lows...

oh come on there has been way lower than this. remember the traffic talk getting the previous thread closed. that was much lower. :-O

The Juggler

Jearlpam0925 said:

I think this guy might be bipolar.

Just nuts. Full on nuts. Also, huuuge Key Light fan apparently.

pjhawks

The Juggler said:

Jearlpam0925 said:

I think this guy might be bipolar.

Just nuts. Full on nuts. Also, huuuge Key Light fan apparently.

never had it. i think i had mentioned before my drinking habits. do you resemble those guys in the video when you order your beers?

and what was the final answer on the traffic argument you guys had?

JK_Livin

C'mon, the pumpkin ale bit was funny.

pjhawks

JK_Livin said:

C'mon, the pumpkin ale bit was funny.

i thought so to but apparently it wasn't classy of me to post it


as for the Phils i know they need pitching but i can't believe i am going to have to watch Kyle Kendrick for another year. has anyone so mediocre lasted so long in this town before?

Jearlpam0925

pjhawks said:

JK_Livin said:

C'mon, the pumpkin ale bit was funny.

i thought so to but apparently it wasn't classy of me to post it


as for the Phils i know they need pitching but i can't believe i am going to have to watch Kyle Kendrick for another year. has anyone so mediocre lasted so long in this town before?

Bigger travesty is that John Mayberry is getting paid closer to $2M this year than $2

Wobbie

Jearlpam0925 said:

imalive said:

pjhawks said:

thought this was funny and probably describes you pumpkin ale guys. note this is NSFW

"you pumpkin ale guys" )

actually, I thought PBR was the "hipster beer." maybe philly hipsters are more douchey than salt lake hipsters.

'Salt Lake' and 'Hipster' going together doesn't even make sense.

oh, hell yeah. we have hipsters....huka lounges....tattoo parlors....whiskey bars. we even had gay marriage for about a week but the mormons have predictably filed suit.

if you're ever in slc, look me up and I'll show you it's seamy underbelly.

"pumpkin ale guys"

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Jearlpam0925

imalive said:

Jearlpam0925 said:

imalive said:

pjhawks said:

thought this was funny and probably describes you pumpkin ale guys. note this is NSFW

"you pumpkin ale guys" )

actually, I thought PBR was the "hipster beer." maybe philly hipsters are more douchey than salt lake hipsters.

'Salt Lake' and 'Hipster' going together doesn't even make sense.

oh, hell yeah. we have hipsters....huka lounges....tattoo parlors....whiskey bars. we even had gay marriage for about a week but the mormons have predictably filed suit.

if you're ever in slc, look me up and I'll show you it's seamy underbelly.

"pumpkin ale guys"

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I don't think there's anything more anti-hipster than the term, "Pumpkin Ale Guys."

You meant morons, right? I think that's how you spell it.

If I'm ever in SLC will it be like the movie SLC Punk?

The Juggler

JK_Livin said:

C'mon, the pumpkin ale bit was funny.

pjhawks said:

The Juggler said:

Jearlpam0925 said:

I think this guy might be bipolar.

Just nuts. Full on nuts. Also, huuuge Key Light fan apparently.

never had it. i think i had mentioned before my drinking habits. do you resemble those guys in the video when you order your beers?

and what was the final answer on the traffic argument you guys had?

So I’m clear, something like this requires a more serious response from you? Or no?


And to belabor the point, yeah I realized your link was supposed to be funny…hence my stupid keystone light guy response, which you didn't get. Then of course your multiple nerdy responses were funnier to me than the original link you posted so, yeah I dunno....I was feeling good today so I just kinda ran with it. It felt right. Anywho, you’re now this guy:



Own it. Make it your avatar. Do it. Do it right now.

Wobbie

The Juggler said:

Own it. Make it your avatar. Do it. Do it right now.

you could do worse than Keith Stone!

Wobbie

correct me if I'm wrong...the major posters here are:

juggler

jearlpam

jamminpearls

jklivin

pjhawks

the fixer

I know you ALL hate the fixer (I happen to like the dude)....who else are allies/enemies? :-S

edit: and me, the troll

pjhawks

imalive said:

correct me if I'm wrong...the major posters here are:

juggler

jearlpam

jamminpearls

jklivin

pjhawks

the fixer

I know you ALL hate the fixer (I happen to like the dude)....who else are allies/enemies? :-S

edit: and me, the troll

the pumpkin ale drinkers pretty much all hate me but that's because I don't buy into the football myths of running the ball into the line for 2 yards in the 1st quarter helps the passing game in the 4th quarter , that Chip Kelly is the greatest coach of all time after one season, and I think that beers shouldn't be flavored with fruits. also I like ryan howard and don't give a fuck about his contract.

jklivin and I are pretty much fine for the most part.

the fixer drives me nuts because I think he has good sports knowledge but his personally clouds it often. if he could be rational I think he could add a lot.

Wobbie

so, are the pumpkin guys the top three above ^^^^?

I know the juggler enjoys his beers flavored with fruit, chocolate and god knows what else :-$

Cliffy6745

This should turn out well