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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,759
    ldent42 said:

    I'm thinking maybe jump out a window.

    I sincerely hope you live on the ground floor!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    brianlux said:

    ldent42 said:

    I'm thinking maybe jump out a window.

    I sincerely hope you live on the ground floor!
    Me too!! Hang on there Ident, it's gonna alllll be worth it!
  • ldent42
    ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    Nope 5th. Only reason I'm crying is despite my protests I'm being forced to cook an needlessly large thanksgiving dinner for a wanna-be food critic - and I don't really know how to cook.
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    ldent42 said:

    Nope 5th. Only reason I'm crying is despite my protests I'm being forced to cook an needlessly large thanksgiving dinner for a wanna-be food critic - and I don't really know how to cook.

    :-(
  • ldent42 said:

    Nope 5th. Only reason I'm crying is despite my protests I'm being forced to cook an needlessly large thanksgiving dinner for a wanna-be food critic - and I don't really know how to cook.

    Put the bird in the oven and cook 2-5 hours depending on weight.
    Hour before bird is done start boiling mashed potatoes
    Half hour later start your veggies.
    15 minutes later put biscuits in oven.

    Everything done at same time.
    Simple and easy.
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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,058
    Seared tuna,rockefeller oysters followed by tradional turkey dinner with all the fixings at home with wife & two kids ......
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    brianlux said:

    When I was a kid my father made his own Weber-type BBQ before Weber's were common. He made a wire frame and covered it with aluminum foil and used that to cover the Turkey on the BBQ and added a few coals at a time for slow cooking and thin fresh green limbs from our apple tree to add smokey flavor. Best damn turkey I've ever had.

    We're hosting for the first time in like 10 years. Just your basic in-the-oven bird and stuffing, salad, greens, cranberries and pie stuff. Should be good though!

    Have fun, all!

    Brian, your dad's turkey sounds delicious. Don't forget to watch The Last Waltz at some point this weekend. It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without it.
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  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255

    Seared tuna,rockefeller oysters followed by tradional turkey dinner with all the fixings at home with wife & two kids ......

    Shit, got room for 1 more? Hahaha
  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255
    ldent42 said:

    Nope 5th. Only reason I'm crying is despite my protests I'm being forced to cook an needlessly large thanksgiving dinner for a wanna-be food critic - and I don't really know how to cook.

    Fry the fucker, 1 1/2 mins a pound and you're all set. Or just follow speedys directions and you mite still end up good!
  • PJSiren
    PJSiren Salem, OR Posts: 5,863
    Only thing about my mom coming is she is such a critic on "cleanliness" and its not that my house is "dirty" it's lived in and messy, and to her that's dirty...lol So I'm probably going to get a wonderful critique on my housekeeping....
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  • ldent42
    ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    Following speedy's advice. There's no physical way I can fry a whole Turkey.
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  • ldent42 said:

    Following speedy's advice. There's no physical way I can fry a whole Turkey.

    Hey there.
    QuarterToTen is going to send you a pm.
    She is the "Thanksgiving Angel"
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    ldent42 said:

    Following speedy's advice. There's no physical way I can fry a whole Turkey.

    No, don't blame you there! Plus, it's a learned skill! ( frying a turkey) I've fucked it up both times I've tried it. Yes, stick with what Speedy said, you'll do fine! :-)
  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,652

    ldent42 said:

    Following speedy's advice. There's no physical way I can fry a whole Turkey.

    Hey there.
    QuarterToTen is going to send you a pm.
    She is the "Thanksgiving Angel"
    Thanks

    :)
    Nice shirt.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,048
    edited November 2014
    ldent42 said:

    Following speedy's advice. There's no physical way I can fry a whole Turkey.

    There are websites, that breakdown preparing Thanksgiving dinner, hour by hour. Plus any questions you have just ask here.

    I am sure there are a few of us here who would be more than happy to help you out.

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  • ldent42
    ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    You guys are the Bestest. I printed out a couple recipes today and did a quick stock check. I'm not trying to have dinner ready by noon the way some people do so I do have a little room for error. I will need to YouTube how to carve a turkey though.
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  • ldent42 said:

    You guys are the Bestest. I printed out a couple recipes today and did a quick stock check. I'm not trying to have dinner ready by noon the way some people do so I do have a little room for error. I will need to YouTube how to carve a turkey though.

    What's on the menu?
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  • ldent42
    ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    Turkey. I'm shoving apples and carrots inside.
    Mashed sweet potatoes with marshmallows
    Stuffing with pork sausage
    Red goop from a can
    String beans
    au gratin potatoes
    Gravy
    Salad
    Pumpkin pie
    Biscuits
    Deviled eggs if I go get paprika. Otherwise egg salad on toast.

    I'm forgetting something.
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  • ldent42 said:

    Turkey. I'm shoving apples and carrots inside.
    Mashed sweet potatoes with marshmallows
    Stuffing with pork sausage
    Red goop from a can
    String beans
    au gratin potatoes
    Gravy
    Salad
    Pumpkin pie
    Biscuits
    Deviled eggs if I go get paprika. Otherwise egg salad on toast.

    I'm forgetting something.

    Thought you said you couldn't cook?

    Hahaha!

    Looks like a hell of a menu...
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    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • ldent42
    ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    I can't speedy. That's the problem.
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