Glaswegian rhapsody (to the tune of bohemian rhapsody)
Is this the real life? Is it the methodone?
Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?
Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine like me
Um just a weeji, gie us yer Sunny D
Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer da, slash yer
dug, ride yer ma!
Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really mater
tae me.....tae me.
Haw maw, just chibbed some bam
Buckie bottle tae the heid
An noo the f**kin' b**stards deid!
Haw maw, um just oan parole
An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee...
Haw Maw, oohooh ooh
Never meant tae steal yer purse
But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'
Carry oot, Carry oot!
An we'll go oot on the batter!
Too late, the bailiff's here
Sends shivers doon ma spine
Gubbed 10 jellies just in time
Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go
Got to go and rip some w*nk fae up the scheme
Haw Maw, oohooh oooh
I'm a jakey bam I sometimes think I've never
been washed at all
I see a little silhouetto of a bam
Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a kergo?
Thunderbird, White Lightening, very very
frightening to me!
Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair
and some skins
Magnifico oh oh oh oh!
I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me
He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!
Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea?
Gat tae f*ck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?
For f*cksake NO I will not get a job
Get a job
For f*cksake I will not get a job
Get a job,
Will not get a job
Get a job
Will not get a job
no no no no no.....
Oh gonorrheoea! gonnorrhoea! gonnorhoea and the clap!
Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?
For me, for meeee!
So you hink ye can slash me a pish in ma eye?
So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die?
Haw bawbag, can't dae this tae me bawbag!
Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!!
F*ck all really matters, anyone can see
F*ck all really matters.....
F*ck all really matter tae meeeeeee.
I'll stick to good ol' red wine for toasting PJ I think.
Buckfast
its about 11pence for an oil tanker full of the stuff.... used by everyone under the age of 16 and wearing tracksuits in Scotland to get totally hammered... it obviously kills brain cells judging by the drinkers of this stuff
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
if this was a World Cup qualifier i'd be getting fucked by Angola or something i'm that shite
ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH I got beat.....
Israel beats Scotland :(
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i know!!!!!!!! truthfully i havent had a decent nights sleep since my ticket was confirmed that fateful day!!
I just cant comprehend how small and intimate this is gonna be... and thats just this fabulous pre-meet we've organised...
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
yeah... i'm looking forward to the pre-meet in a big way... it'll be good fun.
I just want to get into London and check in as soon as poss so i can get the show on the road... boozing and singing ... its all good
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Yeah I know. We are going up on Weds, excitment too much to handle. Start partying a day early
dont be getting too wasted then
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Ok, went to Royal George tonight, let them know about next Thu from 2pm. Not quite sure they took full maginitude of what was happening on board but they've been warned. We have option to hire downstairs section out but to be honest around 2/3pm on Thursday upstairs is not going to be busy, and downstairs is non-smoking only which may well be important to some people.
Control of stereo system should be manageable as well :-)
Ok, went to Royal George tonight, let them know about next Thu from 2pm. Not quite sure they took full maginitude of what was happening on board but they've been warned. We have option to hire downstairs section out but to be honest around 2/3pm on Thursday upstairs is not going to be busy, and downstairs is non-smoking only which may well be important to some people.
Control of stereo system should be manageable as well :-)
Nice! Who's gonna bring CDs? I can burn a load so it doesn't matter if the get left/lost?
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Aka Bucky, Fuckedfast, Tonic
The drink of choice for Alcoholics in Glasgow is a tonic wine made by monks:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckfast_Tonic_Wine
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its made by monks
so god says its cool
Glaswegian rhapsody (to the tune of bohemian rhapsody)
Is this the real life? Is it the methodone?
Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?
Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine like me
Um just a weeji, gie us yer Sunny D
Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer da, slash yer
dug, ride yer ma!
Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really mater
tae me.....tae me.
Haw maw, just chibbed some bam
Buckie bottle tae the heid
An noo the f**kin' b**stards deid!
Haw maw, um just oan parole
An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee...
Haw Maw, oohooh ooh
Never meant tae steal yer purse
But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'
Carry oot, Carry oot!
An we'll go oot on the batter!
Too late, the bailiff's here
Sends shivers doon ma spine
Gubbed 10 jellies just in time
Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go
Got to go and rip some w*nk fae up the scheme
Haw Maw, oohooh oooh
I'm a jakey bam I sometimes think I've never
been washed at all
I see a little silhouetto of a bam
Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a kergo?
Thunderbird, White Lightening, very very
frightening to me!
Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair
and some skins
Magnifico oh oh oh oh!
I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me
He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!
Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea?
Gat tae f*ck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?
For f*cksake NO I will not get a job
Get a job
For f*cksake I will not get a job
Get a job,
Will not get a job
Get a job
Will not get a job
no no no no no.....
Oh gonorrheoea! gonnorrhoea! gonnorhoea and the clap!
Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?
For me, for meeee!
So you hink ye can slash me a pish in ma eye?
So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die?
Haw bawbag, can't dae this tae me bawbag!
Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!!
F*ck all really matters, anyone can see
F*ck all really matters.....
F*ck all really matter tae meeeeeee.
Buckfast
its about 11pence for an oil tanker full of the stuff.... used by everyone under the age of 16 and wearing tracksuits in Scotland to get totally hammered... it obviously kills brain cells judging by the drinkers of this stuff
That's ace that is.
Astoria 2006
*Astoria Crew*
Dublin 23/08/06 - best gig ever!
14/09/06, 16/09/06, 17/09/06, 19/09/06, 20/09/06 ~ The Stone lookalike leg of the 2006 tour
18/06/07 - Amazing, just amazing
04/07/06 ~Proud to be part of the AIC Astoria Crew~
Rockin' out to Creadles
not yet dick face
ohhh i'm going to get it this time
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if this was a World Cup qualifier i'd be getting fucked by Angola or something i'm that shite
ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH I got beat.....
Israel beats Scotland :(
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And 2007 - Wembley
With alchohol in leaf and tree it must be natures plan, for there to be to some degree...alchohol in man
14/09/06, 16/09/06, 17/09/06, 19/09/06, 20/09/06 ~ The Stone lookalike leg of the 2006 tour
18/06/07 - Amazing, just amazing
04/07/06 ~Proud to be part of the AIC Astoria Crew~
Rockin' out to Creadles
I just cant comprehend how small and intimate this is gonna be... and thats just this fabulous pre-meet we've organised...
Yes the pre-gig meet up may nearly surpass the actual event itself.
14/09/06, 16/09/06, 17/09/06, 19/09/06, 20/09/06 ~ The Stone lookalike leg of the 2006 tour
18/06/07 - Amazing, just amazing
04/07/06 ~Proud to be part of the AIC Astoria Crew~
Rockin' out to Creadles
I just want to get into London and check in as soon as poss so i can get the show on the road... boozing and singing ... its all good
14/09/06, 16/09/06, 17/09/06, 19/09/06, 20/09/06 ~ The Stone lookalike leg of the 2006 tour
18/06/07 - Amazing, just amazing
04/07/06 ~Proud to be part of the AIC Astoria Crew~
Rockin' out to Creadles
dont be getting too wasted then
14/09/06, 16/09/06, 17/09/06, 19/09/06, 20/09/06 ~ The Stone lookalike leg of the 2006 tour
18/06/07 - Amazing, just amazing
04/07/06 ~Proud to be part of the AIC Astoria Crew~
Rockin' out to Creadles
Control of stereo system should be manageable as well :-)
Well Done!!!
I like the sound of that!
Thanks!
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Nice! Who's gonna bring CDs? I can burn a load so it doesn't matter if the get left/lost?
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say, I just thought of this, since the new "Avocado" is'nt out yet, what can we have them sign on??
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Cool! I could bring the new album but I'm sure a lot of people wouldn't want to hear it in advance of its release!
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