Astorians with tickets

redrock · May 2006

dunkman1974 wrote:

what women wants a guy thats wears slippers and falls asleep watching Coronation street with the newspaper at his face???...

surely women want a bloke who drags a 6ft long bench along the streets of his hometown and then puts it in front of the local police station and proceeds to take shirt off and lie on it pretending its a sun-bed

Yeah... don't like/don't watch coronation street.

OK, so you've got a point there. BTW - is that something you did? The bench thing, not coronation street!

dunkman · May 2006

Keithos wrote:

Me and my business partner just dare each other to do stupid things... We once got drunk on free champagne and a celebrity art auction and dared each other to bid on loads of difference paintings (thinking we'd get out bid) but we ended up winning them all... what and expensive night that was :(

ooohh i feel somewhat uncouth by my drunken exploits in comparison to your nouveau riche exploits!!

dragging a bench to the police station took more drunken endurance though

chime · May 2006

Keithos wrote:

Me and my business partner just dare each other to do stupid things... We once got drunk on free champagne and a celebrity art auction and dared each other to bid on loads of difference paintings (thinking we'd get out bid) but we ended up winning them all... what and expensive night that was :(

So it's a bloke thing :rolleyes:

So what is the return dare if you dye your hair pink?

Did you actually like the paintings you ended up buying?

Keithos · May 2006

dunkman1974 wrote:

ooohh i feel somewhat uncouth by my drunken exploits in comparison to your nouveau riche exploits!!

dragging a bench to the police station took more drunken endurance though

Oh, I've got plenty of them... :P

Byrnzie · May 2006

Keithos wrote:

Oh, I've got plenty of them... :P

Howdy Keith...you have been conspicuous by your absence old bean!

By the way, that last Italy date - Pistoia - looks quite tempting to me for reasons I can't quite fathom.

Keithos · May 2006

Byrnzie wrote:

Howdy Keith...you have been conspicuous by your absence old bean!

I've been up to no good :P

Heineken Helen · May 2006

Lol, so is this a macho thing now where you all see who did the funniest drunken thing?

Hmm... I bet I could compete for that prize

redrock · May 2006

Heineken Helen wrote:

Lol, so is this a macho thing now where you all see who did the funniest drunken thing?

Hmm... I bet I could compete for that prize

Well.... we're waiting.... what have you got to say?

Keithos · May 2006

Chime wrote:

So it's a bloke thing :rolleyes: So what is the return dare if you dye your hair pink?

Did you actually like the paintings you ended up buying?

I've yet to think of the return dare :P

Yeah - the paintings were nice... so not all bad!!!

Byrnzie · May 2006

Heineken Helen wrote:

Lol, so is this a macho thing now where you all see who did the funniest drunken thing?

Hmm... I bet I could compete for that prize

I've run naked to the end of my friends cul-de-sac and back for a drunken bet.

Keithos · May 2006

Byrnzie wrote:

I've run naked to the end of my friends cul-de-sac and back for a drunken bet.

Good work!!!

Heineken Helen · May 2006

Byrnzie wrote:

I've run naked to the end of my friends cul-de-sac and back for a drunken bet.

Lol, shite well I'm gonna have to think about THE most stupid drunken thing... oh maybe when I was in Paris and was drinking with a group of Croatian lads and they said they were having a party in the hotel - so I went as the only non croat and the only girl. We got into the bus and I fell asleep - next day I found out we were FOUR HOURS outside of Paris. They were all great craic and we'd a good laugh but that was pretty fucking stupid.

I never stripped off though - lol, that's a good one though.

Heineken Helen · May 2006

Nah, see it’s not things I’ve DONE… I just get myself into quite comical situations

. Some people won’t even go out with me cos they never know where it will end up – others go out with me BECAUSE of that.

Byrnzie · May 2006

Heineken Helen wrote:

Nah, see it’s not things I’ve DONE… I just get myself into quite comical situations . Some people won’t even go out with me cos they never know where it will end up – others go out with me BECAUSE of that.

The kicking in of door and nicking t.v episode was also fuelled by the demon drink. The fella had been chased out of town by some heavies a month or so before and didn't ever come back to the place, so it wasn't THAT bad. :cool:

Keithos · May 2006

I'm sure there will be lots of drunken antics on the tour

V V · May 2006

did someone mention PINK ??? hahaha

i use umm stargazer Magenta ! , love it after the 1st wash but it fades too quick
so do we get to see pics Keith ??

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 4 weeks ago tonight or today

cant believe its only 4 seems like a life time ago :(

Heineken Helen · May 2006

Byrnzie wrote:

The kicking in of door and nicking t.v episode was also fuelled by the demon drink. The fella had been chased out of town by some heavies a month or so before and didn't ever come back to the place, so it wasn't THAT bad. :cool:

Lol, well I had to break into a garage once cos I lost my sister at a nightclub and went back to hers forgetting that we were supposed to be staying at her boyfriends that night. I'd no money, no phone and no key

and it was the coldest night of 2000

. So I had to break into the garage and found an old roll of carpet to curl up in - luckily I had company though

Heineken Helen · May 2006

Keithos wrote:

I'm sure there will be lots of drunken antics on the tour

Ooohh, I bet there will

There wasn't really much scandal from the Astoria though, was there?

redrock · May 2006

I can't remember my worse moments (due to alcohol induced amnesia) and I REFUSE to believe the things that people tell me happened!

Heineken Helen · May 2006

redrock wrote:

I can't remember my worse moments (due to alcohol induced amnesia) and I REFUSE to believe the things that people tell me happened!

Lol, me too! But I had so many of those that unless I remember it happening, it didn't happen

And that's that, you can fill me with as much shite as you want but I won't believe a word of it. Fucking hate flashbacks though

Byrnzie · May 2006

Heineken Helen wrote:

Lol, well I had to break into a garage once cos I lost my sister at a nightclub and went back to hers forgetting that we were supposed to be staying at her boyfriends that night. I'd no money, no phone and no key and it was the coldest night of 2000 . So I had to break into the garage and found an old roll of carpet to curl up in - luckily I had company though

Sounds like you know how to woo the men!! Sleeping in old rolls of carpet in broken-into garages!! He he! Unless when you say company you mean there was a rat in there?

Keithos · May 2006

V V wrote:

did someone mention PINK ??? hahaha

i use umm stargazer Magenta ! , love it after the 1st wash but it fades too quick
so do we get to see pics Keith ??

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 4 weeks ago tonight or today cant believe its only 4 seems like a life time ago :(

Yep - You'll get pictures!!!

I find all the bright colours fade quickly too :(

Heineken Helen · May 2006

Byrnzie wrote:

Sounds like you know how to woo the men!! Sleeping in old rolls of carpet in broken into garages!! He he! Unless when you say company you mean there was a rat in there?

Lol, well I didn't see any

but when I say I broke into the garage I mean he did and it was one of those really big ones that they have in apartment buildings. It was absolutely fucking horrible cos it was still so cold. We tried sleeping in bus shelters but it turns out they don't give any shelter at all. And cos it was so late and this is just a really big estate there was nobody to ask was there anywhere we could go - like even the police station or something, I'm sure they'd let us use a phone. Since that night I've just looked so differently at homeless people.

Housing Jim · May 2006

dunkman1974 wrote:

you say this like its a bad song ....

i love this song... its a classic booze up chanting song... and its shit easy to play on guitar

That it is....but when you're hearing for the 50th time in succession, it can get a little tiresome.

She went through a similar phase with Rear View Mirror too....so you know, swings and roundabouts.

The Scots do go nuts for The Proclaimers though....at T in the Park a couple of years ago there were more folk crowded round the main stage for them than there were for R.E.M.!!

chime · May 2006

Keithos wrote:

Yep - You'll get pictures!!!

I find all the bright colours fade quickly too :(

:cool: be good to see the pics.

Seen as this is being done as dare thought you would be glad the pink will fade quickly

Heineken Helen · May 2006

Housing Jim wrote:

That it is....but when you're hearing for the 50th time in succession, it can get a little tiresome.

She went through a similar phase with Rear View Mirror too....so you know, swings and roundabouts.

The Scots do go nuts for The Proclaimers though....at T in the Park a couple of years ago there were more folk crowded round the main stage for them than there were for R.E.M.!!

Lol, I used to love 500 miles - when I lived in London I used to go to The Swan in Stockwell (as any Irish person who's ever lived in London did) and as soon as the DJ saw me he used to put it on - it was great

Heineken Helen · May 2006

Chime wrote:

:cool: be good to see the pics.

Seen as this is being done as dare thought you would be glad the pink will fade quickly

Lol, yep maybe he's not quite as annoyed as he's letting on

Byrnzie · May 2006

Heineken Helen wrote:

Lol, I used to love 500 miles - when I lived in London I used to go to The Swan in Stockwell (as any Irish person who's ever lived in London did) and as soon as the DJ saw me he used to put it on - it was great

I like the Peter, Paul, and Mary song called 500 miles - Nick Cave covered it a while back. Looovely song. Don't think it's the same one your talking about. I could be wrong.

Heineken Helen · May 2006

Byrnzie wrote:

I like the Peter, Paul, and Mary song called 500 miles - Nick Cave covered it a while back. Looovely song. Don't think it's the same one your talking about. I could be wrong.

Hmmmmmm..... no I wouldn't say it's the same one

Keithos · May 2006

Heineken Helen wrote:

Lol, yep maybe he's not quite as annoyed as he's letting on

I admit it... kind of looking forward to it. I like doing funny things to my hair. I have had some REALLY bad hair cuts - you can see some here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jonny_rio/sets/507667/

:P

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