My mom came over with a board and two fancy martini glasses that my dad supposedly paid $40 each for, and said, "do you want to see a magic trick?"
Of course I did.
So she balances the board on the two expensive martini glasses, and steps on up there. The glasses shattered like bombs all over my balcony and mom went flying.
Bravo Mom. Bravo.
She just left to go home and break the news to my Dad. :fp:
My mom came over with a board and two fancy martini glasses that my dad supposedly paid $40 each for, and said, "do you want to see a magic trick?"
Of course I did.
So she balances the board on the two expensive martini glasses, and steps on up there. The glasses shattered like bombs all over my balcony and mom went flying.
Bravo Mom. Bravo.
She just left to go home and break the news to my Dad. :fp:
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I gave her the slow clap.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
My mom came over with a board and two fancy martini glasses that my dad supposedly paid $40 each for, and said, "do you want to see a magic trick?"
Of course I did.
So she balances the board on the two expensive martini glasses, and steps on up there. The glasses shattered like bombs all over my balcony and mom went flying.
Bravo Mom. Bravo.
She just left to go home and break the news to my Dad. :fp:
BAHAHAH!! hahhaah thanks for the laugh!!
WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
My mom came over with a board and two fancy martini glasses that my dad supposedly paid $40 each for, and said, "do you want to see a magic trick?"
Of course I did.
So she balances the board on the two expensive martini glasses, and steps on up there. The glasses shattered like bombs all over my balcony and mom went flying.
Bravo Mom. Bravo.
She just left to go home and break the news to my Dad. :fp:
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I gave her the slow clap.
I said that about my ex.
And so you see, I have come to doubt All that I once held as true I stand alone without beliefs The only truth I know is you.
1998 ~ Barrie
2003 ~ Toronto
2005 ~ London, Toronto
2006 ~ Toronto
2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
1998 ~ Barrie
2003 ~ Toronto
2005 ~ London, Toronto
2006 ~ Toronto
2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
2013 Wrigley, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
2014 Cincy, Detroit, Moline, & Milwaukee
2015 Central Park
2016 Lexington, Ottawa, Toronto 1 & 2, Boston 1 & 2, Chicago 1 & 2 2017 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony 2018 Seattle 1 & 2, Missoula, Chicago 1
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Appropriate for the situation
I saw this too.. I figured it was tweeting while at work, but i'm likely wrong... probably something sexual..
I dont want to know.
Trailer for "Bad Grandpa"
http://gagasjuicyass.tumblr.com/
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/miley-cyrus-twerks-on-famous-paintings
All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you.
2003 ~ Toronto
2005 ~ London, Toronto
2006 ~ Toronto
2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
Nice!
2003 ~ Toronto
2005 ~ London, Toronto
2006 ~ Toronto
2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
But wait, there's more ... http://runt-of-the-web.com/bad-tattoos :shock: :fp:
They should have stopped at Green Day!
That Patrick Swayze one is creepy...
Thanks for the laugh!
2014 Cincy, Detroit, Moline, & Milwaukee
2015 Central Park
2016 Lexington, Ottawa, Toronto 1 & 2, Boston 1 & 2, Chicago 1 & 2
2017 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
2018 Seattle 1 & 2, Missoula, Chicago 1
That's just painful to look at.
and the rainbow jesus fish is sending me for a mental loop as well
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
"Can anybody play the drums?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O-N8MZ9ilk
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
http://www.buzzfeed.com/kaylayandoli/th ... t-tic-cqn5
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ddNDc5vFoU
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self