Since there's a lot of talk about shoes in these parts, I thought some anatomy would help today. :P
:think: I think I might be a boy trapped inside a girl's body...well except I don't know how to drive a manual transmission...yet... :oops:
Ha! I popped a clutch and smashed into a car when I wasn't even actually driving - I was just waiting for the car to pass. I haven't touched manual since and never will again. I'm happy to leave it to the men.
My friend in high school actually tried to teach me...i was a couple inches shorter then, and her clutch sucked...so i had to almost stand up to push the clutch in...needless to say that didn't work out. :oops: :oops:
Anyway, the Batmobile is a manual...so I fell like I should learn...
Since there's a lot of talk about shoes in these parts, I thought some anatomy would help today. :P
:think: I think I might be a boy trapped inside a girl's body...well except I don't know how to drive a manual transmission...yet... :oops:
Wow, me too. I can drive a manual, my dad insisted on teaching me before I got my license. But there is one big thing on the male brain that's not in mine. :shock:
I saw a quote today that I wanted to post on my Facebook wall but just couldn't for the sake of the friends who might mistake it was meant for them. It is only meant for one person, my friend Laura, but I can't directly tell her at this time.
I think we are both mutually okay with the fact that our friendship is fading away. I guess it just bugs me that some of my reasons for finally sticking up for myself were never acknowledged. But then again, she is at such a level of being a pothead that she'd forget anything I told her anyway...ouch!...bam!
The quote?...
~~~~" Don't ever push a loyal friend so far away that she no longer gives a damn."~~~~
Since there's a lot of talk about shoes in these parts, I thought some anatomy would help today. :P
:think: I think I might be a boy trapped inside a girl's body...well except I don't know how to drive a manual transmission...yet... :oops:
Wow, me too. I can drive a manual, my dad insisted on teaching me before I got my license. But there is one big thing on the male brain that's not in mine. :shock:
LOL
I love how the male's Listening Particle is practically non-existent. So true, so true.
is there a thread about the guy with the 132 lb ball sack? can i say ball sack on here?
Yeah, just last night I was looking at the channel listings, and I saw that "The Man With The 132lb Scrotum" was on TLC. :shock: I did not watch it. The title told me everything I needed to know!
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
is there a thread about the guy with the 132 lb ball sack? can i say ball sack on here?
Yeah, just last night I was looking at the channel listings, and I saw that "The Man With The 132lb Scrotum" was on TLC. :shock: I did not watch it. The title told me everything I needed to know!
i don't have cable but i heard it was pretty great - and then i read some stuff and cried laughing. It was disturbing/odd/entertaining
is there a thread about the guy with the 132 lb ball sack? can i say ball sack on here?
Yeah, just last night I was looking at the channel listings, and I saw that "The Man With The 132lb Scrotum" was on TLC. :shock: I did not watch it. The title told me everything I needed to know!
i don't have cable but i heard it was pretty great - and then i read some stuff and cried laughing. It was disturbing/odd/entertaining
Well now I regret not watching it! :fp:
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
is there a thread about the guy with the 132 lb ball sack? can i say ball sack on here?
Yeah, just last night I was looking at the channel listings, and I saw that "The Man With The 132lb Scrotum" was on TLC. :shock: I did not watch it. The title told me everything I needed to know!
is there a thread about the guy with the 132 lb ball sack? can i say ball sack on here?
Yeah, just last night I was looking at the channel listings, and I saw that "The Man With The 132lb Scrotum" was on TLC. :shock: I did not watch it. The title told me everything I needed to know!
Yeah, just last night I was looking at the channel listings, and I saw that "The Man With The 132lb Scrotum" was on TLC. :shock: I did not watch it. The title told me everything I needed to know!
girl shows up to work this morning after not showing or calling for 3 WEEKS! and just tried to log in like nothing happened.
It's times like that i really enjoy firing someone. :evil: :nono: :fp:
:corn: :corn: more details please :corn: :corn:
I am sitting back here drinking my coffee running some reports and someone came back and told me she was here trying to log in - so i went and asked her what she was doing -- "seeing if my stuff was in a box or if i could log in"
I said well you can't log in. (and then just to be a dick I quoted the handbook) Sec. 4.2 of the employee handbook states if you no call / no show for 2 days that is job abandonment and you are terminated. She said "I didn't have a phone" and i said well now you don't have a job - pack you stuff and leave.
I seriously cannot comprehend what people are thinking sometimes.
girl shows up to work this morning after not showing or calling for 3 WEEKS! and just tried to log in like nothing happened.
It's times like that i really enjoy firing someone. :evil: :nono: :fp:
:corn: :corn: more details please :corn: :corn:
I am sitting back here drinking my coffee running some reports and someone came back and told me she was here trying to log in - so i went and asked her what she was doing -- "seeing if my stuff was in a box or if i could log in"
I said well you can't log in. (and then just to be a dick I quoted the handbook) Sec. 4.2 of the employee handbook states if you no call / no show for 2 days that is job abandonment and you are terminated. She said "I didn't have a phone" and i said well now you don't have a job - pack you stuff and leave.
I seriously cannot comprehend what people are thinking sometimes.
you can't fix stupid. She has serious balls showing up and acting like nothing happened.
girl shows up to work this morning after not showing or calling for 3 WEEKS! and just tried to log in like nothing happened.
It's times like that i really enjoy firing someone. :evil: :nono: :fp:
:corn: :corn: more details please :corn: :corn:
I am sitting back here drinking my coffee running some reports and someone came back and told me she was here trying to log in - so i went and asked her what she was doing -- "seeing if my stuff was in a box or if i could log in"
I said well you can't log in. (and then just to be a dick I quoted the handbook) Sec. 4.2 of the employee handbook states if you no call / no show for 2 days that is job abandonment and you are terminated. She said "I didn't have a phone" and i said well now you don't have a job - pack you stuff and leave.
I seriously cannot comprehend what people are thinking sometimes.
Wow, some people are amazing. I think Kramer from Seinfeld made this move famous though.
I am sitting back here drinking my coffee running some reports and someone came back and told me she was here trying to log in - so i went and asked her what she was doing -- "seeing if my stuff was in a box or if i could log in"
I said well you can't log in. (and then just to be a dick I quoted the handbook) Sec. 4.2 of the employee handbook states if you no call / no show for 2 days that is job abandonment and you are terminated. She said "I didn't have a phone" and i said well now you don't have a job - pack you stuff and leave.
I seriously cannot comprehend what people are thinking sometimes.
you can't fix stupid. She has serious balls showing up and acting like nothing happened.
She's like a female George Costanza.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
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Anyway, the Batmobile is a manual...so I fell like I should learn...
Wow, me too. I can drive a manual, my dad insisted on teaching me before I got my license. But there is one big thing on the male brain that's not in mine. :shock:
I think we are both mutually okay with the fact that our friendship is fading away. I guess it just bugs me that some of my reasons for finally sticking up for myself were never acknowledged. But then again, she is at such a level of being a pothead that she'd forget anything I told her anyway...ouch!...bam!
The quote?...
~~~~" Don't ever push a loyal friend so far away that she no longer gives a damn."~~~~
LOL
I love how the male's Listening Particle is practically non-existent. So true, so true.
This explains...so much!
:wave:
All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you.
Some good reading right there
I'm totally not reading this.
i think you are correct. :(
It's times like that i really enjoy firing someone. :evil: :nono: :fp:
I said well you can't log in. (and then just to be a dick I quoted the handbook) Sec. 4.2 of the employee handbook states if you no call / no show for 2 days that is job abandonment and you are terminated. She said "I didn't have a phone" and i said well now you don't have a job - pack you stuff and leave.
I seriously cannot comprehend what people are thinking sometimes.
Wow, some people are amazing. I think Kramer from Seinfeld made this move famous though.